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(The Atlantic Wire)   Penis size researcher: "We didn't set out to be 'penis size researchers'"   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 28
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2013-07-12 09:21:02 AM
6 votes:
Cleverly, Dr. Debby Herbenick incentivized men to be honest

Debby Does Dick Data Differentiation
2013-07-12 10:58:48 AM
4 votes:
"We just wanted to look at penises, all day long, 5 or 6 days a week. The research thing was just a happy accident."
2013-07-12 10:52:35 AM
4 votes:
weknowgifs.com
2013-07-12 11:02:39 AM
3 votes:
You just know the penis-researchers look down on the scrotum-researchers.
2013-07-12 10:53:10 AM
3 votes:
"Having a huge Penis is like owning an SUV you can't park anywhere."
-Amy Schumer
2013-07-12 09:26:55 AM
3 votes:
From TFA:Carrying out a scientifically accurate study on erect penile size ishard difficult, it turns out, because most men have a strange tendency not to develop a full erection while being coldly observed by scientists wielding measuring sticks.

LOL
2013-07-12 01:55:40 PM
2 votes:

SkittleBrau: If the researchers concluded that oral stimulation causes the most erect penis, and researchers are having a  hard difficult time establishing an accurate pool of measurements because of self-reporting issues, then there is only one viable and logical solution:

Those researchers need to hire the best damn cawk hawgers money can buy, let them perform professionally, and then measure the results just before the inevitable blowing of loads. Forget having to budget funds to get subjects to come in agree to participate in the study - you won't have to pay the subjects. You move those funds in your research budget over to hiring top-shelf talent to measure said subjects.

Do I really have to provide all the ideas around here?


media.oglaf.com
2013-07-12 01:32:00 PM
2 votes:
From TFA:

Carrying out a scientifically accurate study on erect penile size is hard difficult, it turns out, because most men have a strange tendency not to develop a full erection while being coldly observed by scientists wielding measuring sticks

Speak for yourself:

www.heyuguys.co.uk
2013-07-12 11:07:55 AM
2 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Oh but I try the "Va-jay-jay Researcher" up in campustown and everyone goes for their pepper spray

1. Shaved, Trimmed, or unkept overgrown garden?
1A. If trimmed, Landing strip, peachfuzz or Hitler?
2. Side panels or no side panels?
3. Man in the boat peeks up or down?
4. Can I get a photo for 'research'?


The pepper spray was for using the term "va-jay-jay."
2013-07-12 10:58:18 AM
2 votes:
Oh but I try the "Va-jay-jay Researcher" up in campustown and everyone goes for their pepper spray

1. Shaved, Trimmed, or unkept overgrown garden?
1A. If trimmed, Landing strip, peachfuzz or Hitler?
2. Side panels or no side panels?
3. Man in the boat peeks up or down?
4. Can I get a photo for 'research'?
2013-07-12 09:49:01 AM
2 votes:
And what you want to be when you grow up little Timmy?

A PENIS RESEARCHER!

Okay then! Well, I'll put you down as Fireman.
2013-07-12 06:55:46 PM
1 votes:
Penis Size Researcher.
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"You can'tprofessionalize unless youfederalize," agreed Senate Majority LeaderTom Daschle .
2013-07-12 01:43:23 PM
1 votes:

jigger: the average erect penile size is exactly 14.15 cm (that's 5.57 inches)
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 215x305]


My that *is* small.
2013-07-12 01:20:38 PM
1 votes:
the average erect penile size is exactly 14.15 cm (that's 5.57 inches)
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-07-12 12:04:05 PM
1 votes:

SkittleBrau: If the researchers concluded that oral stimulation causes the most erect penis, and researchers are having a  hard difficult time establishing an accurate pool of measurements because of self-reporting issues, then there is only one viable and logical solution:

Those researchers need to hire the best damn cawk hawgers money can buy, let them perform professionally, and then measure the results just before the inevitable blowing of loads. Forget having to budget funds to get subjects to come in agree to participate in the study - you won't have to pay the subjects. You move those funds in your research budget over to hiring top-shelf talent to measure said subjects.

Do I really have to provide all the ideas around here?


So blow the budget?
2013-07-12 11:55:20 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
What a penis sized researcher might look like.
2013-07-12 11:44:32 AM
1 votes:

REO-Weedwagon: You just know the penis-researchers look down on the scrotum-researchers.


Yep, down and a little to the left
2013-07-12 11:29:59 AM
1 votes:
Crap, I'm about a quarter-inch below average.

Wait, you're supposed to measure while erect? I'll be right back...
2013-07-12 11:19:10 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: [img17.imageshack.us image 775x438]


What is the X axis in this graph?

/asking for a friend
2013-07-12 11:02:50 AM
1 votes:
They were just researching muscle car sales.
2013-07-12 11:00:35 AM
1 votes:
PENIS!
2013-07-12 10:59:25 AM
1 votes:
Some are born penis researchers, some achieve penis research, and some have penis research thrust within them. Er, upon.
2013-07-12 10:56:32 AM
1 votes:
We had these guys come to our middle school in 69 and do a whole bunch of tests.
The only one we never talked about was when they measured our peckers.
Why the fark would that even be a legitimate test for anything?
2013-07-12 10:46:53 AM
1 votes:
That article said "penis" 20 times.   They must really love penises.
2013-07-12 10:44:54 AM
1 votes:
We choose to measure these penises in this decade and to do these other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win.
2013-07-12 10:43:36 AM
1 votes:
Subby said "PENIS" twice. He must *like* PENIS.

/nttawwt.
//penis.
2013-07-12 10:32:44 AM
1 votes:
Neither did submitter's Mom but you go with what you know
2013-07-12 09:28:17 AM
1 votes:
img17.imageshack.us
 
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