Via Infinito: From TFA:Carrying out a scientifically accurate study on erect penile size ishard difficult, it turns out, because most men have a strange tendency not to develop a full erection while being coldly observed by scientists wielding measuring sticks.LOL
reillan: Via Infinito: From TFA:Carrying out a scientifically accurate study on erect penile size ishard difficult, it turns out, because most men have a strange tendency not to develop a full erection while being coldly observed by scientists wielding measuring sticks.LOLYeah, which farker is the author of this article?
vudukungfu: We had these guys come to our middle school in 69 and do a whole bunch of tests.The only one we never talked about was when they measured our peckers.Why the fark would that even be a legitimate test for anything?
Harry Freakstorm: Oh but I try the "Va-jay-jay Researcher" up in campustown and everyone goes for their pepper spray1. Shaved, Trimmed, or unkept overgrown garden?1A. If trimmed, Landing strip, peachfuzz or Hitler?2. Side panels or no side panels?3. Man in the boat peeks up or down?4. Can I get a photo for 'research'?
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Hey, some people decide their majors after auditing a bunch of classes, some people decide their majors after doing Jaegerbombs all night with their brahs and all the chicks left and hey, who's gonna know with the lights off, right?
Sybarite: [img17.imageshack.us image 775x438]
SixPaperJoint: NAMBLA tricked your school?The places you can get into if you act like you belong there.
BitwiseShift: SixPaperJoint: NAMBLA tricked your school?The places you can get into if you act like you belong there.Was there an assembly where you were offered subscriptions to Student NAMBLA at a 50% discount? And 10% of the money would go to security cameras in the school?
REO-Weedwagon: You just know the penis-researchers look down on the scrotum-researchers.
ChrisDe: Crap, I'm about a quarter-inch below average.Wait, you're supposed to measure while erect? I'll be right back...
SkittleBrau: If the researchers concluded that oral stimulation causes the most erect penis, and researchers are having a hard difficult time establishing an accurate pool of measurements because of self-reporting issues, then there is only one viable and logical solution:Those researchers need to hire the best damn cawk hawgers money can buy, let them perform professionally, and then measure the results just before the inevitable blowing of loads. Forget having to budget funds to get subjects to come in agree to participate in the study - you won't have to pay the subjects. You move those funds in your research budget over to hiring top-shelf talent to measure said subjects.Do I really have to provide all the ideas around here?
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