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(New Musical Express)   Radiohead banned in Chipotle as Thom Yorke's voice "wreaks havoc with chain's interior design elements," similar to the way a Chipotle burrito wreaks havoc with Subby's interior   (nme.com) divider line 93
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2013-07-12 08:27:10 AM
Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.
 
2013-07-12 09:06:38 AM
I have wondered why Thom Yorke, who has one of the most dynamic voices in rock history, has pretty much limited himself to that whiny falsetto in the last few records.
 
2013-07-12 09:49:38 AM
This is what you get.
 
2013-07-12 09:56:15 AM
POOP THREAD!!11!!one
 
2013-07-12 09:56:31 AM
Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away

Also, read a thing about Radiohead not long ago and it said that Yorke started doing the falsetto after seeing Jeff Buckley live over there. He likes it, and they make music to please themselves.
 
2013-07-12 09:56:40 AM
Carne Police
Arrest this man he ate too much
 
2013-07-12 09:59:33 AM
When I am king Chipotle will be first against the wall,with its opinion which is of no consequence at all.
 
2013-07-12 10:01:10 AM
Chipotle causes havoc on your insides subby? really? I eat there like once a week and by far it's the freshest "mexican" food I ate.

/"mexican" in quote cuz not sure how authentic.
//at least the food is not Golden Corral.
 
2013-07-12 10:02:41 AM
www.eatmedaily.com
 
2013-07-12 10:02:57 AM
www.eatmedaily.com
 
2013-07-12 10:03:44 AM
Oh goddammit.
 
2013-07-12 10:03:56 AM

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That's some f*cking mind-meld level sh*t.
 
2013-07-12 10:04:08 AM
Dear Chipotle,

It is with a heavy heart and empty stomach I write this letter of complaint regarding the quality of food I received today from your store. I pondered if this letter would be read or understood by your employees as I did not feel like writing it in Spanish, or spray painting it as graffiti on an underpass in the West Side. Nevertheless, due to the traumatic nature of my experience today I needed to write this letter regardless.

I was the recipient of three barbacoa tacos today and I was shorted rice, beans and pico. I know you might be thinking 'well, you got the tacos didnt you?' and I did, which is the crux of this most aggrieved letter. My barbacoa tacos were served in hard shell corn tortillas. It's a simple matter of physics that this would not work out well, and your employees should have known better.

If you are reading this letter, written in English, then you probably don't work in the serving side of Chipotle so you may be unaware of this small fact; barbacoa meat is a fairly greasy affair and will tear through a corn tortilla faster than your menu items will tear through a small intestine. Which is what happened to me. All three of my tacos exploded through the bottom of the shells and I was left with a soggy pile of meat and tacos shells that looked as if they had already been masticated.


I tried to eat this messy pile of tacos with a fork but I could not bring myself to do it. I do not buy tacos to eat them with a fork. I reserve the use of fine cutlery for more fancy eating establishments like the Olive Garden. So now I sit feeling assed out by you Chipotle, which isn't very shocking to me, except that usually happens after I eat your food. We are trying to have a society here, Chipotle. Where people eat tacos with their hands, and don't suffer stomach pains prior to eating your food. Your active participation in this would truly be helpful.


There is a dark, thick river of hate flowing from me right now, and it bothers me because this usually occurs AFTER I eat your food. Seeing as the only thing truly authentically Mexican in your restaurants are your employees, they should damn well know better than to ply a hardshell taco with greasy meat. At Chipotles I have come to expect an explosion of ingredients from the bottom end, but again this normally occurs after I eat, from myself, not from the food itself.

When I think of a wetback at chipotle I don't want it to be the back of my taco... I want it to be the counter person making my tacos, who should know better than to put juicy meat in a hard shell. They should offer some warning, in their broken English, or through a third party translator of gang signs that greasy meat will destroy a taco shell faster than chipotle's pico will destroy the average person's rectum.

I pondered the black hearted assassins of joy employed by your restaurant and realized what they lack in quality they make up for in ineptitude and I can't help but wonder as one of your employees filled my taco with greasy, shell destroying meat. As if their intention was to ruin my day, as their lives are seemingly ruined to them as they stand there day after day slapping cheese onto intestinal wrecking meats. What nefarious thoughts pass through their minds as they allow tacos to explode haphazardly across the Valley of the Sun? Are they trying to teach a part of the Phoenix population that is so white they are nearly translucent it is ok to eat soggy tacos? And people wonder why there are still so many bumps in the road of race relations in Phoenix.


I've heard others complain about Chipotle before, saying such things like "only the flies on the table enjoyed the food" and "I've ate better food in a prison cafeteria" and I had defended you...but never again. My love for you is now a shadow of its former self, spilt at the bottom with all its wonderful ingredients leaking out, and as with my experience with your tacos, no fork can salvage this hot mess you have created.

Not only will I no longer be a Chipotles customer, willing to try my very digestive stamina with your food, from this moment on I am on a complete hunger strike. With no real purpose in it but this... With my final dying breath I will fling my emaciated corpse through the front door of your restaurant screaming La Migra causing a mass panic of your employees. I will lay down and die peacefully reflected in industrial shined aluminum siding while carved mezoamerican deities gaze down on my carcass, knowing my withered body will probably still be the most appetizing thing in your restaurant.

My death is on your hands Chipotle. Somewhere in the heavens above Tezcatlipoca is looking down on what you are doing, and he is not pleased. What you are doing to Mexican foods is an abomination to the Aztec goods, with the exception of Montezuma, the patron saint of diarrhea.
 
2013-07-12 10:04:42 AM
www.eatmedaily.com
 
2013-07-12 10:04:58 AM
Those burritos go in happy, but come out ... angry.  Very, very angry.
 
2013-07-12 10:23:34 AM
Tom is the appropriate abbreviation
 
2013-07-12 10:28:55 AM
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2013-07-12 10:29:21 AM
Try the quesarito next time you're in there.

/also called the Secret Burrito
 
2013-07-12 10:39:58 AM

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Only gives me problems when I drink diet Double Dew. It only has half the caffeine and sugar of regular Double Dew.
 
2013-07-12 10:46:34 AM

xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.


my thoughts

you can easily get a rather mild/bland burrito at chipotle. as far as i can tell there's nothing harsh in their ingredients that should cause you intestinal destress...i mean, it's definitely no taco bell toxic hell
 
2013-07-12 10:50:28 AM
I have no problems with Taco Bell like so many people always complain about, but Chipotle will ruin my whole day. I don't get it. Oh well, the barbacoa is really the only thing I would consider above average; everything else is pretty bland with the added bonus of being overpriced and terrible for you. I guess sometimes the Carnitas is okay but that seems to vary based on location.
 
2013-07-12 10:50:57 AM

roflmaonow: Chipotle causes havoc on your insides subby? really? I eat there like once a week and by far it's the freshest "mexican" food I ate.

/"mexican" in quote cuz not sure how authentic.
//at least the food is not Golden Corral.


here's the thing...chipotle, and similar places like freebirds and qdoba, don't even pretend to be "authentic". but they are mighty tasty chains doing mission-style, which comes from california. and they do use more fresh stuff than many other fast food chains.

there is a qdoba about 3 or 4 blocks from my job so i eat there quite often
 
2013-07-12 10:52:48 AM
I just had Chipotle last night, and my intestines are fine.
 
2013-07-12 10:52:55 AM

bungle_jr: xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.

my thoughts

you can easily get a rather mild/bland burrito at chipotle. as far as i can tell there's nothing harsh in their ingredients that should cause you intestinal destress...i mean, it's definitely no taco bell toxic hell


a farker had a great description for it, but I can't remember. something like "delicate foodie syndrome" or something. dang, googles is no help.

/doesn't get the sh*ts from any of those places, not even Taco Bell. But alas, I am not a foodie.
 
2013-07-12 10:56:24 AM

SlagginOff: I have no problems with Taco Bell like so many people always complain about, but Chipotle will ruin my whole day. I don't get it. Oh well, the barbacoa is really the only thing I would consider above average; everything else is pretty bland with the added bonus of being overpriced and terrible for you. I guess sometimes the Carnitas is okay but that seems to vary based on location.


i typically also had no problem with taco bell. if it had been a while (more than a couple of weeks...i was an addict) since my last tb, it did have this very strange side effect. within a couple of MINUTES of eating tb, i'd have tb-scented gas. no intestinal distress, etc, but seriously, almost instantly, farts that smelled of tb!

since becoming hooked on taco casa, i haven't eaten at a taco bell in months. i never ever thought i'd go months without taco bell, aside from the years i was at ramstein airbase prior to a tb express opening up on base. even during those years, i'd have tb multiple times when i'd go home on leave.
 
2013-07-12 10:58:27 AM
also, re: thom yorke:
i LOVE "the bends" and "ok computer". i recently finally gave "pablo honey" a listen and it's good. i love his singing on that great u.n.k.l.e. song "rabbit in your headlights". anything after that is extremely iffy.
 
2013-07-12 11:02:53 AM
I can't hear anything when I am in Chipotle anyway. I have trouble blocking out background noise from conversation. I just get what the workers are asking my from their gestures and through experience. Between the echo inducing decor and the loud music, I can't understand a word.
 
2013-07-12 11:04:30 AM

bungle_jr: also, re: thom yorke:
i LOVE "the bends" and "ok computer". i recently finally gave "pablo honey" a listen and it's good. i love his singing on that great u.n.k.l.e. song "rabbit in your headlights". anything after that is extremely iffy.


In Rainbows is tip top.
 
2013-07-12 11:07:01 AM

theurge14: bungle_jr: also, re: thom yorke:
i LOVE "the bends" and "ok computer". i recently finally gave "pablo honey" a listen and it's good. i love his singing on that great u.n.k.l.e. song "rabbit in your headlights". anything after that is extremely iffy.

In Rainbows is tip top.


i have not tried to listen to that album

i know they tend to have a different sound on every album, but does it compare to any of the first 3?
 
2013-07-12 11:11:52 AM

xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.


...yeah, it's not like it's Taco Bell or anything.
 
2013-07-12 11:14:32 AM

IlGreven: xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.

...yeah, it's not like it's Taco Bell or anything.


Found in a fark thread when trying to find that term for delicate foodie poop problems:

Claiming that Taco Bell makes you sick is the lamest foodie humblebrag out there. 'Oh Taco Bell? My delicate epicurean sensibilities can not handle popular, cheap food. It's OK for the ketchup eaters, but my system requires something more culturally authentic (to make up for my culturally devoid consumer, vanilla lifestyle)'
Let me clear this up for you- no one sitting in the Taco Bell drive through with three screaming kids, an aching back and $20 is deluding themselves about the quality and authenticity of their meal. It's cheap, edible and quick. That's it.
Same for Olive Garden. No, it's not some ultra-authentic trattoria set up to challenge your culinary sensibilities. It's a lot of palatable food for a reasonable price in an environment that's nicer than a fast food joint.
 
2013-07-12 11:16:03 AM
I have gotten food poisoning twice over the past 15 years or so, and both times it happened to be from eating at Chipotle. At two different locations. So now I don't go there ever. Not to mention that there are dozens of real taquerias around here with authentic and much better food, which I eat at all the time and have never gotten food poisoning from.
 
2013-07-12 11:20:02 AM
I love Thom Yorke's voice. Better than a lot of smooth even toned forgettable top 40 pop singer's. I don't like a forgettable voice.
 
2013-07-12 11:20:18 AM

bungle_jr: theurge14: bungle_jr: also, re: thom yorke:
i LOVE "the bends" and "ok computer". i recently finally gave "pablo honey" a listen and it's good. i love his singing on that great u.n.k.l.e. song "rabbit in your headlights". anything after that is extremely iffy.

In Rainbows is tip top.

i have not tried to listen to that album

i know they tend to have a different sound on every album, but does it compare to any of the first 3?


Yes, it does, and it also explores new ground as well.

Kid A and Amnesiac seem to be the beginning of the "WHAR GUITARS WHAR?" stuff but they've been there the whole time.
 
2013-07-12 11:23:26 AM

busy chillin': IlGreven: xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.

...yeah, it's not like it's Taco Bell or anything.

Found in a fark thread when trying to find that term for delicate foodie poop problems:

Claiming that Taco Bell makes you sick is the lamest foodie humblebrag out there. 'Oh Taco Bell? My delicate epicurean sensibilities can not handle popular, cheap food. It's OK for the ketchup eaters, but my system requires something more culturally authentic (to make up for my culturally devoid consumer, vanilla lifestyle)'
Let me clear this up for you- no one sitting in the Taco Bell drive through with three screaming kids, an aching back and $20 is deluding themselves about the quality and authenticity of their meal. It's cheap, edible and quick. That's it.
Same for Olive Garden. No, it's not some ultra-authentic trattoria set up to challenge your culinary sensibilities. It's a lot of palatable food for a reasonable price in an environment that's nicer than a fast food joint.


there's one problem i have with that though. while it's true that most people who go to taco bell don't believe it to be real authentic mexican (though some of the same people i've known DO believe the tex-mex joint a block from tb to be authentic), i've heard MANY people say they love o.g. for their real italian food! that, and "reasonable price" my a$$! cheapest meal on the menu is around $10! i can go to any of the "red sauce" ny italian places around here and get a very yummy pasta meal, hot sandwich, or pizza (also, none of which is "real" italian, but all really good stuff, some of these places here in dfw area are real new yorkers) for MUCH cheaper! and it's much better than anything i've ever had at o.g.!

and i don't hate o.g....it's a place i can go with my folks once every couple of years because they really like it, and i can chow down on one of the 3 things on the menu i do like, plus lots of yummy bread and salad. i just hate how they try to bill themselves as "authentic"
 
2013-07-12 11:25:05 AM

theurge14: bungle_jr: theurge14: bungle_jr: also, re: thom yorke:
i LOVE "the bends" and "ok computer". i recently finally gave "pablo honey" a listen and it's good. i love his singing on that great u.n.k.l.e. song "rabbit in your headlights". anything after that is extremely iffy.

In Rainbows is tip top.

i have not tried to listen to that album

i know they tend to have a different sound on every album, but does it compare to any of the first 3?

Yes, it does, and it also explores new ground as well.

Kid A and Amnesiac seem to be the beginning of the "WHAR GUITARS WHAR?" stuff but they've been there the whole time.


if i can remember to, i'll give it (in rainbows) a whirl
 
2013-07-12 11:25:45 AM

LandOfChocolate: Tom is the appropriate abbreviation


Oh, really?
 
2013-07-12 11:25:56 AM

happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away


Pfft.  I only eat REAL burritos made in a tiny village in Zacatecas by a barefoot, one-armed peasant woman.  I'd tell you where to get them, but you just wouldn't get it.  It would blow away your whole whitebread, corporate burrito paradigm.
 
2013-07-12 11:26:53 AM

Rapmaster2000: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away

Pfft.  I only eat REAL burritos made in a tiny village in Zacatecas by a barefoot, one-armed peasant woman.  I'd tell you where to get them, but you just wouldn't get it.  It would blow away your whole whitebread, corporate burrito paradigm.


now i want to know how a one-armed woman properly rolls a burrito
 
2013-07-12 11:30:12 AM

suburbanguy: LandOfChocolate: Tom is the appropriate abbreviation

Oh, really?


I know thats how he spells it.  I'm just saying he is silly for doing so

/Same with people who abbreviate their name as Mat
 
2013-07-12 11:32:46 AM

GameSprocket: I can't hear anything when I am in Chipotle anyway. I have trouble blocking out background noise from conversation. I just get what the workers are asking my from their gestures and through experience. Between the echo inducing decor and the loud music, I can't understand a word.


Christ so much, this.

The food is fine.  Not great, not terrible, just fine.  But I can't stand to eat there.  The tiniest noise gets reverberated around the metal-plated room, echoing and echoing.

Keep the exact same decor and put some sound-absorbing tiles on the ceiling, problem would be solved.  Could even get the same color as the rest of the ceiling so none of the customers would be offended by the presence of sound-absorbing tiles.
 
2013-07-12 11:35:39 AM
authentic mexican taco truck >> qdoba > chipotle >>>> moe's
 
2013-07-12 11:41:41 AM

zipdog: authentic mexican taco truck >> qdoba > chipotle >>>> moe's


the_dude_thats_your_opinion.jpg

i kinda tend to put qdoba, chipotle, moes, freebirds, et al, on about equal billing. ok, perhaps moes slightly under the others, but i've only eaten at one once. planet burrito, which as far as i can tell is a one off place in southlake, tx, on the other hand, i'd have to rank slightly higher than the others, except on price. they are slightly more expensive than the others.

i wouldn't bother comparing any of them to anything "authentic" though, since they are all based on a type of mexican-style cuisine founded in california, called "mission style". not knocking mission-style...i prefer it to most tex-mex (and i pass no fewer than 15 tex-mex joints and 10 authentic mexican joints driving approx 20 miles home)
 
2013-07-12 11:51:00 AM

xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.


F*cking A.  Subby can't handle the equivalent of white bread, canned corn, limp lettuce, canned black beans and jicama with two or three leaves of cilantro?

This would makes subby's intestines liquefy:

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-07-12 11:56:29 AM

LandOfChocolate: suburbanguy: LandOfChocolate: Tom is the appropriate abbreviation

Oh, really?

I know thats how he spells it.  I'm just saying he is silly for doing so

/Same with people who abbreviate their name as Mat


People spell their names/nicknames differently.  It's not silly, just different.

/I'm coincidentally a Matt (MaTThew)
//I have a freind who's a Matt (MaThew)
 
2013-07-12 11:57:19 AM

bungle_jr: theurge14: bungle_jr: theurge14: bungle_jr: also, re: thom yorke:
i LOVE "the bends" and "ok computer". i recently finally gave "pablo honey" a listen and it's good. i love his singing on that great u.n.k.l.e. song "rabbit in your headlights". anything after that is extremely iffy.

In Rainbows is tip top.

i have not tried to listen to that album

i know they tend to have a different sound on every album, but does it compare to any of the first 3?

Yes, it does, and it also explores new ground as well.

Kid A and Amnesiac seem to be the beginning of the "WHAR GUITARS WHAR?" stuff but they've been there the whole time.

if i can remember to, i'll give it (in rainbows) a whirl


If you liked OK Computer I think you might really end up liking it, keep an open mind, it's one of those that grow on you.  Hail to the Chief was that way for me too.
 
2013-07-12 12:00:05 PM

bungle_jr: zipdog: authentic mexican taco truck >> qdoba > chipotle >>>> moe's

the_dude_thats_your_opinion.jpg

i kinda tend to put qdoba, chipotle, moes, freebirds, et al, on about equal billing. ok, perhaps moes slightly under the others, but i've only eaten at one once. planet burrito, which as far as i can tell is a one off place in southlake, tx, on the other hand, i'd have to rank slightly higher than the others, except on price. they are slightly more expensive than the others.

i wouldn't bother comparing any of them to anything "authentic" though, since they are all based on a type of mexican-style cuisine founded in california, called "mission style". not knocking mission-style...i prefer it to most tex-mex (and i pass no fewer than 15 tex-mex joints and 10 authentic mexican joints driving approx 20 miles home)


I like Qdoba more than the rest for two reasons. They steam their tortillas and they have the 3-cheese queso. Chipotle almost always manages to rip any burrito I order, no matter how much or how little I order for it. Aside from those two things, they are pretty much all equal to me.
 
2013-07-12 12:05:29 PM

redmid17: bungle_jr: zipdog: authentic mexican taco truck >> qdoba > chipotle >>>> moe's

the_dude_thats_your_opinion.jpg

i kinda tend to put qdoba, chipotle, moes, freebirds, et al, on about equal billing. ok, perhaps moes slightly under the others, but i've only eaten at one once. planet burrito, which as far as i can tell is a one off place in southlake, tx, on the other hand, i'd have to rank slightly higher than the others, except on price. they are slightly more expensive than the others.

i wouldn't bother comparing any of them to anything "authentic" though, since they are all based on a type of mexican-style cuisine founded in california, called "mission style". not knocking mission-style...i prefer it to most tex-mex (and i pass no fewer than 15 tex-mex joints and 10 authentic mexican joints driving approx 20 miles home)

I like Qdoba more than the rest for two reasons. They steam their tortillas and they have the 3-cheese queso. Chipotle almost always manages to rip any burrito I order, no matter how much or how little I order for it. Aside from those two things, they are pretty much all equal to me.


good points. i just happen to go to qdoba much more than any of the others due to convenience. it's the only one of those type of restaurants within walking distance of my office. there have been weeks i've eaten there 3 times. and most likely i'll brave the 100 degree temp to have it for lunch today.
 
2013-07-12 12:07:13 PM

happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away


Congratulations. You're a foodie and/or a hipster now.
 
2013-07-12 12:11:41 PM
I also like Qdoba more. There is more selection and everything just seems to taster better.
 
2013-07-12 12:12:37 PM

bungle_jr: Rapmaster2000: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away

Pfft.  I only eat REAL burritos made in a tiny village in Zacatecas by a barefoot, one-armed peasant woman.  I'd tell you where to get them, but you just wouldn't get it.  It would blow away your whole whitebread, corporate burrito paradigm.

now i want to know how a one-armed woman properly rolls a burrito


Can't you read? She rolls it with her bare feet.
 
2013-07-12 12:14:54 PM

SlagginOff: bungle_jr: Rapmaster2000: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away

Pfft.  I only eat REAL burritos made in a tiny village in Zacatecas by a barefoot, one-armed peasant woman.  I'd tell you where to get them, but you just wouldn't get it.  It would blow away your whole whitebread, corporate burrito paradigm.

now i want to know how a one-armed woman properly rolls a burrito

Can't you read? She rolls it with her bare feet.


oh...i saw "barefoot" but didn't realize she rolled the burritos with those feet. this is a jackpot for a foot fetishist foodie!

/not a foot fetishist
//indifferent to feet unless they are gross, then i have a nauseous reaction
 
2013-07-12 12:23:52 PM

Cagey B: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away

Congratulations. You're a foodie and/or a hipster now.


What a bunch of foodie/hipsters look like:

bodeloubakes.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-12 12:39:18 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Cagey B: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away

Congratulations. You're a foodie and/or a hipster now.

What a bunch of foodie/hipsters look like:

[bodeloubakes.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]


gawd, i can't STAND these self-righteous foodies! look at their ironic clothes, that tile roof, and that blue (ironically) tarp! blech!
 
2013-07-12 12:42:27 PM
also, my walk to qdoba was a mere 89 degrees (94 heat index) with only about 53% humidity, so only broke a sweat rather than getting soaked
 
2013-07-12 12:43:37 PM
Burrito Hipsters...Jesus Christ.
 
2013-07-12 12:49:10 PM

Halli: Oh goddammit.


Missed the simulpost by *this* much.
 
2013-07-12 01:20:56 PM
There was a Qdoba in this area for awhile, and then suddenly they pulled out and left no trace whatsoever.  All the signage and accoutrements - gone.  There was no indication that they were ever there.

/musta been shady dealings
//there's a Potbelly sammich shop there now
 
2013-07-12 01:23:04 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: There was a Qdoba in this area for awhile, and then suddenly they pulled out and left no trace whatsoever.  All the signage and accoutrements - gone.  There was no indication that they were ever there.

/musta been shady dealings
//there's a Potbelly sammich shop there now


hmmm
there is a potbelly next door to our qdoba. i've never tried it though
 
2013-07-12 01:23:29 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: There was a Qdoba in this area for awhile, and then suddenly they pulled out and left no trace whatsoever.  All the signage and accoutrements - gone.  There was no indication that they were ever there.

/musta been shady dealings
//there's a Potbelly sammich shop there now


They closed a bunch in the Chicago area a few weeks ago. There was two within 3 blocks from my apartment. One was getting creamed by the chick fil-a according to the manager and I don't know why the other closed. They are still opening 100+ stores but it seems like Chicagoland in general was sufffering.
 
2013-07-12 01:24:11 PM

bungle_jr: Pants full of macaroni!!: There was a Qdoba in this area for awhile, and then suddenly they pulled out and left no trace whatsoever.  All the signage and accoutrements - gone.  There was no indication that they were ever there.

/musta been shady dealings
//there's a Potbelly sammich shop there now

hmmm
there is a potbelly next door to our qdoba. i've never tried it though


It's pretty good.
 
2013-07-12 01:28:59 PM

Cagey B: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away

Congratulations. You're a foodie and/or a hipster now.


Nope, just attracted to cheap and tasty. A hipster would never step into one of these places. I doubt a foodie would either.
 
2013-07-12 01:30:53 PM

happydude45: Cagey B: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too. They tend to be small, local places. Am lucky one is just a few blocks away

Congratulations. You're a foodie and/or a hipster now.

Nope, just attracted to cheap and tasty. A hipster would never step into one of these places. I doubt a foodie would either.


On Fark, no one knows what a hipster is.
 
2013-07-12 01:37:06 PM
I wish Thom would write a song called, YES I KNOW GUAC IS EXTRA!!!
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-07-12 01:41:40 PM

happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too.


The food's not terrible, just incredibly bland.  Almost no flavor at all, and anyone could easily make better at home.

But yeah: go find a tiny little place that has too much orange and yellow paint on it and eat there.
 
2013-07-12 01:58:19 PM
It's not the food at Taco Bell that gives the problems. It's the questionable hygienic practices of local franchisees that give certain restaurants a notoriety. There are Taco Bells in Austin that I would eat at for years without problem. But there were others that I knew to avoid because I'd end up spewing at both ends. Since this seems to be a widespread phenomenon across the country, people like to share their war stories. It's not being delicate foodies. Lord knows I can nom on some crispy tacos or bean burritos, and that potato-cheesy wrap thing they had a few years ago definitely wasn't Mexican, but it was damn good.
 
2013-07-12 02:01:19 PM

wee: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito, plus awesome tacos too.

The food's not terrible, just incredibly bland.  Almost no flavor at all, and anyone could easily make better at home.

But yeah: go find a tiny little place that has too much orange and yellow paint on it and eat there.


You eat paint?
 
2013-07-12 02:03:32 PM
Chipotle always seems to be playing shiatty music, but Radiohead is a whole 'nother level of shiatty that really shouldn't be played anywhere.
 
2013-07-12 02:15:17 PM

jake_lex: I have wondered why Thom Yorke, who has one of the most dynamic voices in rock history, has pretty much limited himself to that whiny falsetto in the last few records.


Because he doesn't have "one of the most dynamic voices in rock history".
 
2013-07-12 02:20:02 PM

bungle_jr: also, re: thom yorke:
i LOVE "the bends" and "ok computer". i recently finally gave "pablo honey" a listen and it's good. i love his singing on that great u.n.k.l.e. song "rabbit in your headlights". anything after that is extremely iffy.


The only thing good about Radiohead is Johnny Greenwood. Without his fantastic guitar playing, Radiohead would be entirely forgettable.
 
2013-07-12 02:27:12 PM
now we're getting there with the Radiohead sucks-fest.
 
2013-07-12 02:41:34 PM
Radiohead banned from most places of business, as it's no longer 2002.
 
2013-07-12 02:46:00 PM

busy chillin': now we're getting there with the Radiohead sucks-fest.


Don't get me wrong. I like some of their stuff. I'm just not on the "Thom Yorke is a god" train.
 
2013-07-12 02:52:05 PM

busy chillin': now we're getting there with the Radiohead sucks-fest.


I had no problem with them one way or another until I started hanging around art-school types in 2000. It seemed that all other forms of music had been banned from the printmaking studio, it was whiny croons 24/7. That's when Thom Yorke became a bad word in my world.
 
2013-07-12 02:58:37 PM
There are certain Mexican joints where you get a free side of listeria with every order. The first time I ever eat anywhere where I pick up the food, I go inside. You can usually tell by looking at the kitchen people in the background whether you're taking your life in your hands by getting the burgers or tacos.
 
2013-07-12 03:04:28 PM
for all the folks biatching like middleschool girls peeing in their panties about how chipotle isn't "mexican food"

congratulations...   so glad you figured that out ..
 
2013-07-12 03:08:17 PM
Some Bass Playing Guy:

theorellior:


It's all good. I just remember on Fark back in the day there would have been a "Radiohead sucks" comment within the first couple of posts so I was reading this thread just waiting for the shoe to drop. And then they came crashing down so I posted.
 
2013-07-12 03:24:15 PM

Griftin Rubes: for all the folks biatching like middleschool girls peeing in their panties about how chipotle isn't "mexican food"

congratulations...   so glad you figured that out ..


Thanks for sharing that with us Mr. Smuggy McPompous.
 
Ant
2013-07-12 03:45:59 PM

busy chillin': Claiming that Taco Bell makes you sick is the lamest foodie humblebrag out there.


Taco Bell has always been more like rented food to me. I eat at some pretty sketchy places, but I cannot eat there. I'm not just saying that to be part of some group.
 
Ant
2013-07-12 03:49:42 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.

F*cking A.  Subby can't handle the equivalent of white bread, canned corn, limp lettuce, canned black beans and jicama with two or three leaves of cilantro?

This would makes subby's intestines liquefy:

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]


That looks farking awesome!
 
2013-07-12 03:59:42 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Griftin Rubes: for all the folks biatching like middleschool girls peeing in their panties about how chipotle isn't "mexican food"

congratulations...   so glad you figured that out ..

Thanks for sharing that with us Mr. Smuggy McPompous.



you're welcome

unrelatedtopic.com
 
2013-07-12 05:14:13 PM

happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period.


This. Only went to one once and their chicken was dry and rubbery. If I want chain Mexican food I'll go to Taco del Mar.
 
2013-07-12 05:20:06 PM
Meh, and nothing of value was lost. Radiohead is over-rated anyways.

Although, I do love me some chipotle. I have (figurative) iron intestines.

/not a radiohead fan
 
2013-07-12 05:49:49 PM

busy chillin': IlGreven: xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.

...yeah, it's not like it's Taco Bell or anything.

Found in a fark thread when trying to find that term for delicate foodie poop problems:

Claiming that Taco Bell makes you sick is the lamest foodie humblebrag out there. 'Oh Taco Bell? My delicate epicurean sensibilities can not handle popular, cheap food. It's OK for the ketchup eaters, but my system requires something more culturally authentic (to make up for my culturally devoid consumer, vanilla lifestyle)'
Let me clear this up for you- no one sitting in the Taco Bell drive through with three screaming kids, an aching back and $20 is deluding themselves about the quality and authenticity of their meal. It's cheap, edible and quick. That's it.
Same for Olive Garden. No, it's not some ultra-authentic trattoria set up to challenge your culinary sensibilities. It's a lot of palatable food for a reasonable price in an environment that's nicer than a fast food joint.


OK, either the OGs in Cali suck or you're delusional, because I can get a far better meal in any number of other Italian restaurants, from local family-owned joints to other chains like Johnny Carino's, for a better price.

As for Taco Bell, I don't mind them too much, but I'll go to pretty much any other "Mexican" place before them.
 
2013-07-12 05:55:21 PM

HeartBurnKid: busy chillin': IlGreven: xenophon10k: Subby has a weak constitution. Pansy.

...yeah, it's not like it's Taco Bell or anything.

Found in a fark thread when trying to find that term for delicate foodie poop problems:

Claiming that Taco Bell makes you sick is the lamest foodie humblebrag out there. 'Oh Taco Bell? My delicate epicurean sensibilities can not handle popular, cheap food. It's OK for the ketchup eaters, but my system requires something more culturally authentic (to make up for my culturally devoid consumer, vanilla lifestyle)'
Let me clear this up for you- no one sitting in the Taco Bell drive through with three screaming kids, an aching back and $20 is deluding themselves about the quality and authenticity of their meal. It's cheap, edible and quick. That's it.
Same for Olive Garden. No, it's not some ultra-authentic trattoria set up to challenge your culinary sensibilities. It's a lot of palatable food for a reasonable price in an environment that's nicer than a fast food joint.

OK, either the OGs in Cali suck or you're delusional, because I can get a far better meal in any number of other Italian restaurants, from local family-owned joints to other chains like Johnny Carino's, for a better price.

As for Taco Bell, I don't mind them too much, but I'll go to pretty much any other "Mexican" place before them.


I didn't write that post...I copy/pasta'd from another farker. It just seemed relevant so I posted it in here.

/but I am delusional.
 
2013-07-12 07:31:32 PM

LandOfChocolate: Tom is the appropriate abbreviation


Seriously, look at the name "Thom Yorke" and tell me how it's not pretentious twatjuice. A full 18% of the letters in that name are superfluous.

And subby's delicate snowflake of a digestive system is laughable. Chipotle is mild stuff
 
2013-07-12 09:13:03 PM

LandOfChocolate: suburbanguy: LandOfChocolate: Tom is the appropriate abbreviation

Oh, really?

I know thats how he spells it.  I'm just saying he is silly for doing so

/Same with people who abbreviate their name as Mat


well, if your parents were silly and named you mathew with only one "t", you don't ADD letters to an abbreviation!
 
2013-07-12 10:57:21 PM
If your system can't handle Chipotle, you're not man.
 
2013-07-13 12:24:28 AM

bungle_jr: theurge14: bungle_jr: also, re: thom yorke:
i LOVE "the bends" and "ok computer". i recently finally gave "pablo honey" a listen and it's good. i love his singing on that great u.n.k.l.e. song "rabbit in your headlights". anything after that is extremely iffy.

In Rainbows is tip top.

i have not tried to listen to that album

i know they tend to have a different sound on every album, but does it compare to any of the first 3?


Most long-time Radiohead fans agree that Pablo Honey is their worst album, and Kid A or OK Computer are the best. My preferences are Kid A, then Amnesiac, then In Rainbows. Then I use Pablo Honey for some frisbee.
 
2013-07-13 04:20:56 AM

happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito,


Farking hipsters with their "everything sucks".  Great you have some obscure place no one knows about that is convenient to you.  Awesome.  Well, until they get popular and you stop going and you have to find the next obscure hole in the wall joint.

Chipotle burritos are pretty damn good, cheaper, and more convenient to obtain than going to the high end Mexican restaurant. Yes, the high end place makes better food and I go there when I want a sit down meal and a couple of margaritas.  I don't go there when I want to grab some quick take out to take home with me.
 
2013-07-13 02:25:45 PM

OgreMagi: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito,

Farking hipsters with their "everything sucks".  Great you have some obscure place no one knows about that is convenient to you.  Awesome.  Well, until they get popular and you stop going and you have to find the next obscure hole in the wall joint.

Chipotle burritos are pretty damn good, cheaper, and more convenient to obtain than going to the high end Mexican restaurant. Yes, the high end place makes better food and I go there when I want a sit down meal and a couple of margaritas.  I don't go there when I want to grab some quick take out to take home with me.


This is what he's referring to when he says a real Mexican joint, not El Torritos:

latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2013-07-13 06:06:47 PM

OgreMagi: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito,

Farking hipsters with their "everything sucks".  Great you have some obscure place no one knows about that is convenient to you.  Awesome.  Well, until they get popular and you stop going and you have to find the next obscure hole in the wall joint.

Chipotle burritos are pretty damn good, cheaper, and more convenient to obtain than going to the high end Mexican restaurant. Yes, the high end place makes better food and I go there when I want a sit down meal and a couple of margaritas.  I don't go there when I want to grab some quick take out to take home with me.


Seriously, man.  You live in California, and you think your only options are fast food chains and high-end Mexican restaurants?  You've really never heard of a taqueria?

I mean, I'll eat Taco Bell and what not occasionally too, but c'mon.
 
2013-07-13 07:35:33 PM

HeartBurnKid: OgreMagi: happydude45: Chipotle sucks, period. Go to a real mexican joint and get a really great burrito,

Farking hipsters with their "everything sucks".  Great you have some obscure place no one knows about that is convenient to you.  Awesome.  Well, until they get popular and you stop going and you have to find the next obscure hole in the wall joint.

Chipotle burritos are pretty damn good, cheaper, and more convenient to obtain than going to the high end Mexican restaurant. Yes, the high end place makes better food and I go there when I want a sit down meal and a couple of margaritas.  I don't go there when I want to grab some quick take out to take home with me.

Seriously, man.  You live in California, and you think your only options are fast food chains and high-end Mexican restaurants?  You've really never heard of a taqueria?

I mean, I'll eat Taco Bell and what not occasionally too, but c'mon.


I live in NORTHERN California.  The few local taquerias I've tried were rather disappointing.  But I'm originally from Southern California so I'm a bit spoiled.
 
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