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(SeattlePI)   Man arrested for crashing 8-year-old's pizza party, eating several pieces of pizza, and taking two balloon animals. No word on if he also told some bawdy knock knock jokes or engaged in a game of "kill the guy with the ball" while in attendance   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2013-07-12 10:10:51 AM  
Adam Sandler is just not cool when he gets stoned.
 
2013-07-12 10:12:52 AM  
In a release on their website, police say the man appeared to be under the influence of a "potent relaxant of some kind."

Reefer madness, people. This is what happens!

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2013-07-12 10:19:52 AM  
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-07-12 10:22:03 AM  
engaged in a game of "kill the guy with the ball"

----- For those who need to know what "Kill The Pill" is.
 
2013-07-12 10:29:05 AM  
No attempt at playing Pin the Tail on the MILF?
 
2013-07-12 10:41:46 AM  

puddleonfire: engaged in a game of "kill the guy with the ball"

----- For those who need to know what "Kill The Pill" is.


We called it "smear the queer."  We would likely be expelled for that now.
 
2013-07-12 10:43:05 AM  
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2013-07-12 10:43:35 AM  

nutkick_42: puddleonfire: engaged in a game of "kill the guy with the ball"

----- For those who need to know what "Kill The Pill" is.

We called it "smear the queer."  We would likely be expelled for that now.


was going to post this.  we were pretty un-pc in rural alabama.
 
2013-07-12 10:48:36 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 10:50:40 AM  
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Not impressed.
 
2013-07-12 11:32:44 AM  

nutkick_42: puddleonfire: engaged in a game of "kill the guy with the ball"

----- For those who need to know what "Kill The Pill" is.

We called it "smear the queer."  We would likely be expelled for that now.


Me too. I always understood "queer" as being "differing in some way" as in the way that he's the guy holding the ball and we are not holding the ball, not "queer" as in we are all holding each other's balls. That's an entirely different game.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2013-07-12 11:46:14 AM  

wambu: nutkick_42: puddleonfire: engaged in a game of "kill the guy with the ball"

----- For those who need to know what "Kill The Pill" is.

We called it "smear the queer."  We would likely be expelled for that now.

Me too. I always understood "queer" as being "differing in some way" as in the way that he's the guy holding the ball and we are not holding the ball, not "queer" as in we are all holding each other's balls. That's an entirely different game.

/not that there's anything wrong with that


Is that anything like playing Grab-Ass? Our Drill Sergeant always accused us of playing that. I asked him once what the rules were. Apparently they are "Do pushups until you puke"
 
2013-07-12 11:47:18 AM  
Give him a break. He was just trying to save us from the sinister schemes of his nemesis.

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2013-07-12 11:53:07 AM  

nutkick_42: puddleonfire: engaged in a game of "kill the guy with the ball"

----- For those who need to know what "Kill The Pill" is.

We called it "smear the queer."  We would likely be expelled for that now.


I loved that game.  About 95% of the time, anyway.
 
2013-07-12 12:05:55 PM  
Obviously an unstable individual, because  who in their right mind would go near a party with kids and pizza??

Get that poor man some help
 
2013-07-12 12:17:18 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Was hoping I wasn't the only one to think this. A trifecta is in play, as he's also been shooting marbles at cars too.
 
2013-07-12 01:02:44 PM  
Chuck E. Cheese. Where a creepy dude can be a creepy dude.
 
2013-07-12 02:17:15 PM  
C'mon, it's pizza, dude.

Pizza!
 
2013-07-12 04:19:34 PM  
He's got a farking dart in his neck!
 
2013-07-12 09:41:50 PM  
I think this could have been hilarious had the guy been stone sober, just an ass.
 
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