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2013-07-12 09:36:33 AM
Technically Suri is spoiled, but that's no fault of her own. And as for calling her a biatch that's low.
 
2013-07-12 09:37:43 AM
She is an absolute coont. Didn't you see the video she made of herself while berating a Dunkin Donuts employee?

Also, the other day, she peed in a mop bucket at a restaurant and topped it off by yelling "fark Bill Clinton!"

And then she shot a black man in Forida but claimed it was self defense.

She's one selfish biatch.
 
2013-07-12 09:37:58 AM
It goes:

Lawyers
Judas
Republicans
Republican Lawyers
Fox News Hosts
Rush Limbaugh
Nazis
Nazi Lawyers
Nazi Doctors

Dick CheneyOsama Bin LadenStalinHitler
Paparazzi
 
2013-07-12 09:40:03 AM
That photographer was correct.

Just earlier this month, they had to remove that coont from office as president of Egypt after she granted herself unlimited powers and allied herself with a terrorist organization.

What a lousy whore!
 
2013-07-12 09:45:08 AM

FarkingReading: That photographer was correct.

Just earlier this month, they had to remove that coont from office as president of Egypt after she granted herself unlimited powers and allied herself with a terrorist organization.

What a lousy whore!


Don't get me started about how she screwed up the landing on a 777, killed two, and almost killed 300 people. Afterwards she says she did it 'because f*ck you that's why'.
 
2013-07-12 09:45:23 AM
If there was ever a guy that deserved to be doxxed it is that asshole who called a 7 year old a biatch.
 
2013-07-12 09:52:16 AM

bdub77: FarkingReading: That photographer was correct.

Just earlier this month, they had to remove that coont from office as president of Egypt after she granted herself unlimited powers and allied herself with a terrorist organization.

What a lousy whore!

Don't get me started about how she screwed up the landing on a 777, killed two, and almost killed 300 people. Afterwards she says she did it 'because f*ck you that's why'.


She also used Obama's magical time machine to give Hitler advice on how to "finish the job".
 
2013-07-12 09:58:37 AM
Eonline writing an article criticizing the paparazzi.... that is dangerously close to dividing by zero.
 
2013-07-12 10:05:57 AM
And she needs to quit smoking those honkin' big Cuban cigars in closed resturants...  Just a damned entitled twatwaffle..   Dang...
 
2013-07-12 10:08:27 AM
I'd like to think the person behind voice number two popped that douche bag in the mouth.
 
2013-07-12 10:10:42 AM

Katolu: I'd like to think the person behind voice number two popped that douche bag in the mouth.


Doubtful all those aholes are lawyered up, half the reason they become paparazzi is so that they can sue you if you so much as put a hand on them.
 
2013-07-12 10:12:44 AM

Katolu: I'd like to think the person behind voice number two popped that douche bag in the mouth.


Me too.  As bad as I hate reporters, these guys are 10x worse..
 
2013-07-12 10:17:20 AM
Suri is the greatest Monster of our time. History will prove this, much like it will prove GW Bush was the greatest president EVAR!
 
2013-07-12 10:18:51 AM
If I had paparazzi following my kids every move I would be teaching the kid to fling dirty diapers at them from the stroller. They are scum sucking bottom feeders of the lowest order and they deserve every bit of shiat they get
 
2013-07-12 10:46:38 AM

NuttierThanEver: If I had paparazzi following my kids every move I would be teaching the kid to fling dirty diapers at them from the stroller. They are scum sucking bottom feeders of the lowest order and they deserve every bit of shiat they get


I'd teach my kids to moon them, and then have the paparazzi arrested on child porn charges for taking pictures.
 
2013-07-12 10:49:00 AM

NuttierThanEver: If I had paparazzi following my kids every move I would be teaching the kid to fling dirty diapers at them from the stroller. They are scum sucking bottom feeders of the lowest order and they deserve every bit of shiat they get


...and yet we keep posting TMZ links on Fark. "Sure, they're scum, but we need the pageviews!"
 
2013-07-12 10:49:03 AM
If this is what you do for a living, just kill yourself.  You offer no good to society.
 
2013-07-12 10:50:46 AM
My kids are in the same playgroup as Suri .  It's neat, they do arts and crafts and do field trips once per week.  I get to see Katie Holmes, which is pretty awesome.  I once gave her an awkward wave and hello.  A few weeks ago we went to the Children's Hospital and interacted and played with some patients.  It's sad but inspiring.  Katie doesn't do it for the publicity, she's really just that nice.  Now, most 7 year olds, mine included, are working on the next steps in math and reading - compound words, contractions, multiplication.  Not quite long division yet.  Suri is amazing, though - way beyond kids her age.  Charismatic as can be, too.  So while we're in some play groups with some very cute cancer patients, Suri draws a cute, simple picture and gets the attention of about 5-10 kids.  They crowd around her table and she makes silly little flowers and things out of paper and hands them out.  She looks up and gets everyone's attention and now it seems 20 or 30 people are crowded around.  That little genius.  She grabs a pencil and 8 x11 sheet and starts working out some long MIT/Harvard-looking formula or equation.  We're all impressed and the doctors were beside themselves.  She stands up, holds the paper up in front of the sick children and doctors.  She then pulls a lighter..a f*cking lighter!...out of her back pocket and burns the paper into ashes.  She hands the lighter to another kid, smiles and walks out.  Katie runs after her.
Everyone's completely confused as to what happened.  It had to have been some reenactment from a play or something.  Someone's mother says, "What just happened?"  One of the doctors replies, "That was the cure for cancer."
Little biatch.
 
2013-07-12 10:54:17 AM

Nana's Vibrator: My kids are in the same playgroup as Suri .  It's neat, they do arts and crafts and do field trips once per week.  I get to see Katie Holmes, which is pretty awesome.  I once gave her an awkward wave and hello.  A few weeks ago we went to the Children's Hospital and interacted and played with some patients.  It's sad but inspiring.  Katie doesn't do it for the publicity, she's really just that nice.  Now, most 7 year olds, mine included, are working on the next steps in math and reading - compound words, contractions, multiplication.  Not quite long division yet.  Suri is amazing, though - way beyond kids her age.  Charismatic as can be, too.  So while we're in some play groups with some very cute cancer patients, Suri draws a cute, simple picture and gets the attention of about 5-10 kids.  They crowd around her table and she makes silly little flowers and things out of paper and hands them out.  She looks up and gets everyone's attention and now it seems 20 or 30 people are crowded around.  That little genius.  She grabs a pencil and 8 x11 sheet and starts working out some long MIT/Harvard-looking formula or equation.  We're all impressed and the doctors were beside themselves.  She stands up, holds the paper up in front of the sick children and doctors.  She then pulls a lighter..a f*cking lighter!...out of her back pocket and burns the paper into ashes.  She hands the lighter to another kid, smiles and walks out.  Katie runs after her.
Everyone's completely confused as to what happened.  It had to have been some reenactment from a play or something.  Someone's mother says, "What just happened?"  One of the doctors replies, "That was the cure for cancer."
Little biatch.


That was PocketNinja level brilliance
 
2013-07-12 10:58:08 AM

ArkAngel: Nana's Vibrator: My kids are in the same playgroup as Suri .  It's neat, they do arts and crafts and do field trips once per week.  I get to see Katie Holmes, which is pretty awesome.  I once gave her an awkward wave and hello.  A few weeks ago we went to the Children's Hospital and interacted and played with some patients.  It's sad but inspiring.  Katie doesn't do it for the publicity, she's really just that nice.  Now, most 7 year olds, mine included, are working on the next steps in math and reading - compound words, contractions, multiplication.  Not quite long division yet.  Suri is amazing, though - way beyond kids her age.  Charismatic as can be, too.  So while we're in some play groups with some very cute cancer patients, Suri draws a cute, simple picture and gets the attention of about 5-10 kids.  They crowd around her table and she makes silly little flowers and things out of paper and hands them out.  She looks up and gets everyone's attention and now it seems 20 or 30 people are crowded around.  That little genius.  She grabs a pencil and 8 x11 sheet and starts working out some long MIT/Harvard-looking formula or equation.  We're all impressed and the doctors were beside themselves.  She stands up, holds the paper up in front of the sick children and doctors.  She then pulls a lighter..a f*cking lighter!...out of her back pocket and burns the paper into ashes.  She hands the lighter to another kid, smiles and walks out.  Katie runs after her.
Everyone's completely confused as to what happened.  It had to have been some reenactment from a play or something.  Someone's mother says, "What just happened?"  One of the doctors replies, "That was the cure for cancer."
Little biatch.

That was PocketNinja level brilliance


Agreed. I'm not even going to continue with my line of joking about this. There's no point.

/also, Suri Cruise crucified Jesus and sabotaged the Hindenburg.
 
2013-07-12 10:59:41 AM

Nana's Vibrator: My kids are in the same playgroup as Suri .  It's neat, they do arts and crafts and do field trips once per week.  I get to see Katie Holmes, which is pretty awesome.  I once gave her an awkward wave and hello.  A few weeks ago we went to the Children's Hospital and interacted and played with some patients.  It's sad but inspiring.  Katie doesn't do it for the publicity, she's really just that nice.  Now, most 7 year olds, mine included, are working on the next steps in math and reading - compound words, contractions, multiplication.  Not quite long division yet.  Suri is amazing, though - way beyond kids her age.  Charismatic as can be, too.  So while we're in some play groups with some very cute cancer patients, Suri draws a cute, simple picture and gets the attention of about 5-10 kids.  They crowd around her table and she makes silly little flowers and things out of paper and hands them out.  She looks up and gets everyone's attention and now it seems 20 or 30 people are crowded around.  That little genius.  She grabs a pencil and 8 x11 sheet and starts working out some long MIT/Harvard-looking formula or equation.  We're all impressed and the doctors were beside themselves.  She stands up, holds the paper up in front of the sick children and doctors.  She then pulls a lighter..a f*cking lighter!...out of her back pocket and burns the paper into ashes.  She hands the lighter to another kid, smiles and walks out.  Katie runs after her.
Everyone's completely confused as to what happened.  It had to have been some reenactment from a play or something.  Someone's mother says, "What just happened?"  One of the doctors replies, "That was the cure for cancer."
Little biatch.


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2013-07-12 11:02:50 AM

2CountyFairs: NuttierThanEver: If I had paparazzi following my kids every move I would be teaching the kid to fling dirty diapers at them from the stroller. They are scum sucking bottom feeders of the lowest order and they deserve every bit of shiat they get

I'd teach my kids to moon them, and then have the paparazzi arrested on child porn charges for taking pictures.


GENIUS!

I'd ask about a newsletter, but fear what might be in the photos section.
 
2013-07-12 11:08:13 AM
Grown men calling your 7 year old daughter a biatch within earshot... that's a beating. Gotta agree these papparazzi are scum.
 
2013-07-12 11:22:24 AM

SauceIT: Grown men calling your 7 year old daughter a biatch within earshot... that's a beating. Gotta agree these papparazzi are scum.


But what if the grown man is your father?
 
2013-07-12 11:39:06 AM
Why aren't there videos/photos of the guy that is calling Suri out?  That guy should be outted and blacklisted from all the rags.
 
2013-07-12 11:42:46 AM

PsyLord: Why aren't there videos/photos of the guy that is calling Suri out?  That guy should be outted and blacklisted from all the rags.


I say he needs doxxed but I'm an asshole like that.
 
2013-07-12 11:56:05 AM
It's cool, Suri's got this.

/You must read all of it...
//Suri is awesome.
 
2013-07-12 12:39:39 PM

Nana's Vibrator: My kids are in the same playgroup as Suri .  It's neat, they do arts and crafts and do field trips once per week.  I get to see Katie Holmes, which is pretty awesome.  I once gave her an awkward wave and hello.  A few weeks ago we went to the Children's Hospital and interacted and played with some patients.  It's sad but inspiring.  Katie doesn't do it for the publicity, she's really just that nice.  Now, most 7 year olds, mine included, are working on the next steps in math and reading - compound words, contractions, multiplication.  Not quite long division yet.  Suri is amazing, though - way beyond kids her age.  Charismatic as can be, too.  So while we're in some play groups with some very cute cancer patients, Suri draws a cute, simple picture and gets the attention of about 5-10 kids.  They crowd around her table and she makes silly little flowers and things out of paper and hands them out.  She looks up and gets everyone's attention and now it seems 20 or 30 people are crowded around.  That little genius.  She grabs a pencil and 8 x11 sheet and starts working out some long MIT/Harvard-looking formula or equation.  We're all impressed and the doctors were beside themselves.  She stands up, holds the paper up in front of the sick children and doctors.  She then pulls a lighter..a f*cking lighter!...out of her back pocket and burns the paper into ashes.  She hands the lighter to another kid, smiles and walks out.  Katie runs after her.
Everyone's completely confused as to what happened.  It had to have been some reenactment from a play or something.  Someone's mother says, "What just happened?"  One of the doctors replies, "That was the cure for cancer."
Little biatch.


I was going to comment, "Suri shot a man in Reno, etc, etc".  Then I read your comment and I realized there was no point.  Damn, dude.
 
2013-07-12 01:25:13 PM
Paparazzi in question?
i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-12 02:39:35 PM

PsyLord: Why aren't there videos/photos of the guy that is calling Suri out?  That guy should be outted and blacklisted from all the rags.


I agree. Put that guys face all over the place. Let's see how he likes the unwanted attention.
 
2013-07-12 02:44:55 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: If this is what you do for a living, just kill yourself.  You offer no good to society.


Hey, she's only 7, give her some time.
 
kab
2013-07-12 03:32:21 PM
Sean Penn had the right idea about these folks when he was married to Madonna.
 
2013-07-12 03:32:25 PM
The Dread Queen must be stopped!
 
2013-07-12 05:55:28 PM
thanks for linking to a site that blasts video automatically at us.
 
2013-07-12 07:15:18 PM

Just_a_Bear: thanks for linking to a site that blasts video automatically at us.


Did you know you can mute your speaker?
 
2013-07-12 08:02:06 PM
Didn't she help Glen Beck rape and murder that girl in 1992? Or am I thinking of that girl from Kick- Ass? Maybe it was whatshername from Little Miss Sunshine. Breslin something.
 
2013-07-12 08:17:20 PM
She turned Helen Keller in to the Nazi's. Pushed her into the gas chamber herself.
 
2013-07-12 09:32:59 PM
If Suri plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that while they were screening her for thetans, she shiat in the shower and heeled it down the drain to save time.


/oh god what have I done?
 
2013-07-12 09:47:08 PM

Maturin: Just_a_Bear: thanks for linking to a site that blasts video automatically at us.

Did you know you can mute your speaker?


Did you know I shouldn't have to?
 
2013-07-13 05:29:48 AM

Just_a_Bear: Maturin: Just_a_Bear: thanks for linking to a site that blasts video automatically at us.

Did you know you can mute your speaker?

Did you know I shouldn't have to?


Oh my goodness you are so right. I, for one, promise that I will never, every link another article that plays unwanted music. Same thing for sites with pop-ups. Or excessive sidebars. Is there anything else we could filter out of the internet for you?
 
2013-07-13 10:19:53 AM

bdub77: Katolu: I'd like to think the person behind voice number two popped that douche bag in the mouth.

Doubtful all those aholes are lawyered up, half the reason they become paparazzi is so that they can sue you if you so much as put a hand on them.



What?

You put your hand on me and I'll 1)pop you in the mouth and 2) sue you. And I"m no paparazzi.
 
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