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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Justin Bieber apologizes for insulting Bill Clinton after realizing he will never pull as much ass as the former President and should be learning from a master instead of being a stupid little douche   ( hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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2013-07-12 06:51:30 AM  
he will never pull as much ass as the former President

Maybe not by weight.
 
2013-07-12 09:37:59 AM  
No actual harm was done to Clinton. The little turd should have to scrub the floor of that restaurant on his hands and knees, however.
 
2013-07-12 09:40:55 AM  
Yet we all continue to comment in threads and read stories about this nutsy little douche. If everyone stopped paying attention, he'd simply OD and go away.
 
2013-07-12 09:43:48 AM  
The reason no one in the US insults Canuckistan's PM is that no one has any idea who it is.
 
2013-07-12 09:50:00 AM  
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To apologize shows weakness, Your Grace
 
2013-07-12 09:52:33 AM  
I admit, I was kind of hoping for an addition to the Clinton Body Count.
 
2013-07-12 09:53:04 AM  

The Muthaship: he will never pull as much ass as the former President

Maybe not by weight.


Have you SEEN Monica Lewinsky?
 
2013-07-12 09:55:29 AM  

charliebear: Have you SEEN Monica Lewinsky?


Did she drop a few?
 
2013-07-12 10:01:36 AM  
There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.
 
2013-07-12 10:11:37 AM  
  blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-07-12 10:13:04 AM  

The Muthaship: charliebear: Have you SEEN Monica Lewinsky?

Did she drop a few?


I always thought she was cute.
 
2013-07-12 10:16:07 AM  
And when Bieber called him, Clinton asked, "Bieber? Aren't you that cute little lesbian girl? I got a way you can make it up to me, if you know what I mean, and I think you do."
 
2013-07-12 10:23:23 AM  

NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.


The ones who idolized the Stones and Who grew up and forgot or want to forget what little douches they were when they were 14-18.  It's the generational gap over and over. You can be damn sure there was scathing news articles about the rock band excess of the 60-70s that adults at the time used to call for action.

You think any teens today read or give a shiat what some newspaper or tv spot says about their idol? No, just the busybodies of the old guard.
 
2013-07-12 10:28:09 AM  

The Muthaship: charliebear: Have you SEEN Monica Lewinsky?

Did she drop a few?


5 or 6 forearm-sized logs
 
2013-07-12 10:28:25 AM  

Old Man Winter: I admit, I was kind of hoping for an addition to the Clinton Body Count.


oi42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-12 10:29:24 AM  
ricochet4:

One of Big Bill's finest moments.
 
2013-07-12 10:30:20 AM  

NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.


That's true, but we like their music enough that they we can overlook their faults. With Bieber, unless you're a preteen girl with crappy taste there's no positive to outweigh the negative. And also since the only people who look up to him are kids, that kind of makes him a de facto role model.
 
2013-07-12 10:31:48 AM  

swaxhog: NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.

The ones who idolized the Stones and Who grew up and forgot or want to forget what little douches they were when they were 14-18.  It's the generational gap over and over. You can be damn sure there was scathing news articles about the rock band excess of the 60-70s that adults at the time used to call for action.

You think any teens today read or give a shiat what some newspaper or tv spot says about their idol? No, just the busybodies of the old guard.


Going by the comments on that page, and anytime there's even the slightest criticism of Justin Bieber, anywhere, I'd have to say that your logic is faulty. Those Beliebers go off on anyone who disparages Lil Beebee.
 
2013-07-12 10:32:02 AM  

NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.


I'm wondering why Beiber singled out Clinton.  Seriously?  Bieber was a small child when Clinton was in office (and in Canada).  Does he even know anything Clinton did while in office?  Or does he just hate NAFTA?  It would be like the Who or the Stones calling out Truman.
 
2013-07-12 10:32:58 AM  

browntimmy: NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.

That's true, but we like their music enough that they we can overlook their faults. With Bieber, unless you're a preteen girl with crappy taste there's no positive to outweigh the negative. And also since the only people who look up to him are kids, that kind of makes him a de facto role model.


Ever thought about shelling your shiat as air freshener?
 
2013-07-12 10:32:59 AM  
Bieber can pull some ridiculously attractive women though. Clinton, while a hound in his own right, tended towards sort of frumpy, disillusioned career women (and of course fat interns). Not as much work, I guess.
 
2013-07-12 10:36:09 AM  

swaxhog: NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.

The ones who idolized the Stones and Who grew up and forgot or want to forget what little douches they were when they were 14-18.  It's the generational gap over and over. You can be damn sure there was scathing news articles about the rock band excess of the 60-70s that adults at the time used to call for action.

You think any teens today read or give a shiat what some newspaper or tv spot says about their idol? No, just the busybodies of the old guard.


Oh, and the Stones weren't popular between the ages of 14-18. I don't think either band made it big until the members were in their twenties. The problem with Bieber's behavior, to me, is that he's behaving like a spoiled 12 year old, not a wild 19 year old. He's not rebelling against anything, he's not sticking it to the man, he's not defying anything, he's not trashing hotel rooms after having huge parties/orgies. He's just being a little shiat. It's petty, it's pathetic.
 
2013-07-12 10:44:54 AM  
I think Bill's posse (Secret Service and friends) are a little more intimidating than Justin's...
 
2013-07-12 10:46:23 AM  

charliebear: Have you SEEN Monica Lewinsky?


She was in the news a few years back for being in a car accident where her SUV rolled over on the 405.

(Must have blew a tire.)
 
2013-07-12 10:52:27 AM  

swaxhog: NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.

The ones who idolized the Stones and Who grew up and forgot or want to forget what little douches they were when they were 14-18.  It's the generational gap over and over. You can be damn sure there was scathing news articles about the rock band excess of the 60-70s that adults at the time used to call for action.

You think any teens today read or give a shiat what some newspaper or tv spot says about their idol? No, just the busybodies of the old guard.


Those groups also had this little thing called "talent" that allowed them at least a small amount of leeway.
 
2013-07-12 10:53:07 AM  
Fora a good laugh read the comments for the article
 
2013-07-12 10:59:52 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: The Muthaship: charliebear: Have you SEEN Monica Lewinsky?

Did she drop a few?

I always thought she was cute.


indeed, and enthusiasm is a hotness multiplier.
 
2013-07-12 11:01:12 AM  
WTF.. He actually got to speak to Bill and apologize about it?  Jesus christ..
 
2013-07-12 11:05:10 AM  

The Muthaship: he will never pull as much ass as the former President

Maybe not by weight.


yeah, I think Bill doesn't want to match quality with the youngster. Quantity? Sure Bill has a half a century on him.
 
2013-07-12 11:05:44 AM  

swaxhog: NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.

The ones who idolized the Stones and Who grew up and forgot or want to forget what little douches they were when they were 14-18.  It's the generational gap over and over. You can be damn sure there was scathing news articles about the rock band excess of the 60-70s that adults at the time used to call for action.

You think any teens today read or give a shiat what some newspaper or tv spot says about their idol? No, just the busybodies of the old guard.


But their assholery was interesting and entertaining.
 
2013-07-12 11:07:06 AM  
 
2013-07-12 11:07:23 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Bieber can pull some ridiculously attractive women though. Clinton, while a hound in his own right, tended towards sort of frumpy, disillusioned career women (and of course fat interns). Not as much work, I guess.


They all had perfect eyes for blowjobs though.
 
2013-07-12 11:29:49 AM  

The Muthaship: he will never pull as much ass as the former President

Maybe not by weight.


Well in about 20 years when Bieber is a lounge act off the Vegas strip he will probably be able to match Clinton pound for pound.
 
2013-07-12 12:14:57 PM  

NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.


In what world is pissing in a mop bucket acceptable behavior?
 
2013-07-12 12:36:21 PM  

NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.


Comedy = Tragedy + Time?  That's about all I got.  Well, that and the Stones and The Who were awesome. Bieber isn't, and the likelihood of him getting awesomer is pretty low.

As for the Clinton comment by subby, God help me, I have to defend Justin (whatever that is).  He might not pull as much ass over the course of his life, but the "1-to-10 scale" score per ass will likely be somewhat higher.  I mean, Selena Gomez or Paula Jones?  Who ya got?
 
2013-07-12 12:39:25 PM  

Warlordtrooper: In what world is pissing in a mop bucket acceptable behavior?


I'm sure Bieber fans will give you a definitive answer of 'This one'.
 
2013-07-12 12:41:33 PM  

Doomed: Warlordtrooper: In what world is pissing in a mop bucket acceptable behavior?

I'm sure Bieber fans will give you a definitive answer of 'This one'.


In the comments section a Bieber fan expressed a desire to see Bieber's detractors urinating. Maybe it's a common Belieber fetish, and he was just giving his fans what they wanted?
 
2013-07-12 12:43:56 PM  

The Muthaship: he will never pull as much ass as the former President

Maybe not by weight.


Yea I don't understand how this is a good thing considering the ass he pulled
 
2013-07-12 01:01:27 PM  
What the hell.  I'm pretty sure Bill could give two shiats about what Bieber says.

Like Bill was busy running his world initiative organization and had a second to peruse twitter and noticed that Beiber said something bad about him.  Then I guess Bill had a meltdown and cried because Beiber hurt Bills feelings.  So Beiber had to call and apologize to the fragile pathetic ex-president.

Seriously what a bunch of BS.
 
2013-07-12 01:07:05 PM  
"I'm wondering why Beiber singled out Clinton. Seriously? Bieber was a small child when Clinton was in office (and in Canada). "

Biebs is probably a spoiled little right wing pussy. All scared shiatless that the libs are gonna take his billions and spend it on welfare. If not, then he's a retard of a different political stripe.
/still retarded though
 
2013-07-12 01:15:33 PM  
Why was that old guy watching?  That was the creepiest part.
 
2013-07-12 01:42:56 PM  

NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.


I think if Bieber released something as great as Live At Leeds or Exile, no one would sweat it if he threw a TV out of a hotel window. As it is, he's probably more talented than Sid Vicious, but still hasn't released anything even as interesting as My Way.
 
2013-07-12 02:25:55 PM  
We live in a world where some douchey vanilla ice reincarnate gets to phone a former US president on the phone over some bullshiat that got posted on TMZ.
 
2013-07-12 02:30:01 PM  
phone a former US president*
 
2013-07-12 02:41:28 PM  

keepitcherry: We live in a world where some douchey vanilla ice reincarnate gets to phone a former US president on the phone over some bullshiat that got posted on TMZ.


The pop star claims he spoke directly with Clinton on Wednesday and it can be assumed he apologized.

I'm fairly confident that Clinton is too busy to take calls from Bieber. This sounds like a fabrication by his public relations clowns.
 
2013-07-12 04:36:48 PM  
Can we deport this coont back to Canada?
 
2013-07-12 04:50:43 PM  

red5ish: keepitcherry: We live in a world where some douchey vanilla ice reincarnate gets to phone a former US president on the phone over some bullshiat that got posted on TMZ.

The pop star claims he spoke directly with Clinton on Wednesday and it can be assumed he apologized.

I'm fairly confident that Clinton is too busy to take calls from Bieber. This sounds like a fabrication by his public relations clowns.


Yea that's what I was thinking. Hoping....
 
2013-07-12 04:59:28 PM  

ricochet4: [blog.zap2it.com image 549x309]


I love that so much.
 
2013-07-12 05:05:47 PM  

Stupid Guitar: NashMcNash: There really seems to be a double standard on what debauchery is acceptable from popular music acts.  Those that are calling Bieber an entitled little biatch are often the same ones that call the Who or the Stones legends.

I think if Bieber released something as great as Live At Leeds or Exile, no one would sweat it if he threw a TV out of a hotel window. As it is, he's probably more talented than Sid Vicious, but still hasn't released anything even as interesting as My Way.


Could he even lift a TV and put enough back in to it to hurl it out a window? He's got some pretty scrawny looking arms.

Not to mention the photo of him being lifted into an SUV by a bodyguard (I presume). Just sayin.
 
2013-07-12 05:06:19 PM  
I think the most annoying thing about Bieber is that he is in every picture as a bandwagon sports fan. I don't know why this pisses me off so much, but it does.
 
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