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(Your Local Guardian (UK))   I don't know about you, but now I want to see this house (I think)   (yourlocalguardian.co.uk) divider line 60
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13005 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2013 at 10:43 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-12 03:17:14 AM
What is this, cross post shiat from reddit day?

If we want to see reddit shiat, we'll go to reddit.
 
2013-07-12 03:59:43 AM
the hobby is hoarding.
 
2013-07-12 07:42:06 AM
That stuff is supposed to be in the basement.   And, hey how did you get out of mine anyway?
 
2013-07-12 09:37:33 AM

MurphyMurphy: What is this, cross post shiat from reddit day?

If we want to see reddit shiat, we'll go to reddit.


Isn't everything on fark on reddit as well, anyway?
 
2013-07-12 09:42:15 AM
"Please, come inside! Don't mind the soundproofing. There's a lovely basement down there, why don't you go first? Oh this taser? For uhh....rats. I have to admit there are a few rats. Now, before we go any further, if you have to choose from A, B, and C, what's your favorite of those letters?"
 
2013-07-12 10:08:21 AM
You have a lovely home. Two questions though what's with the crate of duct tape in the garage and why do all the hand towels in the guest bathroom smell like chloroform?
 
2013-07-12 10:45:30 AM
photoshop contest?
 
2013-07-12 10:47:02 AM
Come on, it's drugs.  Of course it's drugs.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-07-12 10:48:23 AM
Please, come in. Pay no attention to the blood stains ....
 
2013-07-12 10:48:44 AM
Porn.
 
2013-07-12 10:50:20 AM
Sex dungeon.
 
2013-07-12 10:50:31 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 10:51:51 AM
Sex dungeon?
Murder dungeon?
Puppy dungeon?


 
2013-07-12 10:53:07 AM
St Andrew's cross in the living room, no doubt.
 
2013-07-12 10:55:13 AM

Whatthefark: Sex dungeon?
Murder dungeon?
Puppy dungeon?


This what they hope you think but the truth is the whole house has been taken over by something mundane like a model train
 
2013-07-12 10:55:45 AM
Every room is pure concrete: floors, walls, ceiling; by just simple perusal, one cannot discern the thickness of the concrete, but only that it is cool to the touch, and is completely sound-proofing. Even the door is made of concrete, well made so as to have almost no visible gaps upon closing. From the inside, there is no door knob or handle of any kind, and the hinges are forged steel.

The sole source of illumination is a single lightbulb in each room, hanging from a wire on the ceiling, swaying with the breeze from the single fan in the corner upper corner. In the middle of the floor of each room is a drain, and the only adornment on the walls is a solitary hose spigot, well maintained so as not to drip, preventing any annoyingly interruptive noises.

Offset from the drain is The Omega Chair, which has no need for description or explanation. It is just what the name implies. And it is good.
 
2013-07-12 10:56:26 AM
I'll be flying there next week. I think I'll go to a viewing.
 
2013-07-12 10:56:39 AM
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again..."
 
2013-07-12 10:57:05 AM
I had a kind of weird coworker who once mysteriously alluded to "friends from our hobby..." and naturally I assumed she was a swinger.

Turns out it was Civil War reenactment. I'm not sure why she didn't just say so.
 
2013-07-12 10:57:07 AM
A vast collection of Nazi memorabilia, like in Father Ted.
 
2013-07-12 10:57:35 AM
They converted thier house to look like the interior of the Enterprise in Star Trek:TNG.
 
2013-07-12 10:58:03 AM

Cheron: Whatthefark: Sex dungeon?
Murder dungeon?
Puppy dungeon?

This what they hope you think but the truth is the whole house has been taken over by something mundane like a model train


I'm assuming a collection of Victorian era sex toys.
 
2013-07-12 10:59:37 AM

MurphyMurphy: What is this, cross post shiat from reddit day?

If we want to see reddit shiat, we'll go to reddit.


Let's not start giving websites crap about having the same stuff as reddit.
You like Lesbian Eskimo Midget left-handed Ninja Albinos?  There is a sub-reddit for that with 2 thousand members.
 
2013-07-12 11:05:06 AM
Likes to paint the wall with feces.........
 
2013-07-12 11:05:13 AM
 
2013-07-12 11:05:38 AM

MurphyMurphy: What is this, cross post shiat from reddit day?

If we want to see reddit shiat, we'll go to reddit.


I, for one, would rather swallow razor blades with my urethra than go to reddit, so I'm perfectly happy to have someone poach the decent stuff off reddit and post it here.
 
2013-07-12 11:08:12 AM
My Little Pony stuff, everywhere
 
2013-07-12 11:08:45 AM
Like the owner said, "Projectile pooping could be an Olympic sport/art form but right now there's no firing range nearby, and I hadn't otherwise thought of anything to decorate the walls."
 
2013-07-12 11:11:42 AM

Usurper4: Every room is pure concrete: floors, walls, ceiling; by just simple perusal, one cannot discern the thickness of the concrete, but only that it is cool to the touch, and is completely sound-proofing. Even the door is made of concrete, well made so as to have almost no visible gaps upon closing. From the inside, there is no door knob or handle of any kind, and the hinges are forged steel.

The sole source of illumination is a single lightbulb in each room, hanging from a wire on the ceiling, swaying with the breeze from the single fan in the corner upper corner. In the middle of the floor of each room is a drain, and the only adornment on the walls is a solitary hose spigot, well maintained so as not to drip, preventing any annoyingly interruptive noises.

Offset from the drain is The Omega Chair, which has no need for description or explanation. It is just what the name implies. And it is good.


But what about the gazebo?
 
2013-07-12 11:11:54 AM
The owners collect assholes.  Not pictures of assholes, real ones.  Dried and shriveled sphincters strung like popcorn on a Christmas tree hanging from everything.
 
2013-07-12 11:12:28 AM

precia: I had a kind of weird coworker who once mysteriously alluded to "friends from our hobby..." and naturally I assumed she was a swinger.

Turns out it was Civil War reenactment. I'm not sure why she didn't just say so.


Maybe she thought you would be put off by the plantation/Mandingo role play.
 
2013-07-12 11:15:48 AM

Fano: Usurper4: Every room is pure concrete: floors, walls, ceiling; by just simple perusal, one cannot discern the thickness of the concrete, but only that it is cool to the touch, and is completely sound-proofing. Even the door is made of concrete, well made so as to have almost no visible gaps upon closing. From the inside, there is no door knob or handle of any kind, and the hinges are forged steel.

The sole source of illumination is a single lightbulb in each room, hanging from a wire on the ceiling, swaying with the breeze from the single fan in the corner upper corner. In the middle of the floor of each room is a drain, and the only adornment on the walls is a solitary hose spigot, well maintained so as not to drip, preventing any annoyingly interruptive noises.

Offset from the drain is The Omega Chair, which has no need for description or explanation. It is just what the name implies. And it is good.

But what about the gazebo?


DnD themed?

/just don't wake it up
 
2013-07-12 11:17:52 AM

jaylectricity: MurphyMurphy: What is this, cross post shiat from reddit day?

If we want to see reddit shiat, we'll go to reddit.

Isn't everything on fark on reddit as well, anyway?


And Imgur.
 
2013-07-12 11:19:44 AM
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
 
2013-07-12 11:23:29 AM

Asa Phelps: the hobby is hoarding.


I would guess this as well.
 
2013-07-12 11:28:06 AM
Pervious owner...

www.intxt.co.uk
 
2013-07-12 11:34:04 AM
I'm guessing the train set, or several rooms stuffed to the ceiling with Barbarella memorabilia.
 
2013-07-12 11:36:32 AM
grow house?
 
2013-07-12 11:43:39 AM
Felicity Morse tweeted: "I want to know what is the reason for picture number four. In fact I need to know."
Shellous Bellous tweeted: "I need to know what this hobby is" Book a viewing, let's go and have a look."

skrame posted: Let's all get fake names and tweet and say we need to do something and then not do it because we're just giant attention whores.
 
2013-07-12 11:45:07 AM
".....as the premier collector for Justin Bieber memorabilia in the U.K...."
 
2013-07-12 11:48:15 AM
Because there's no there, there?

(swindle)
 
2013-07-12 11:52:45 AM
I'm going with snakes, spiders and hissing cockroaches. They collect weird animals/bugs.
 
2013-07-12 12:09:39 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-12 12:19:34 PM
Just stay outta the basement, if you know what's good for you.
assets.vice.com
 
2013-07-12 12:32:58 PM
No Google map satellite view yet? FARK, I am disappoint.
 
2013-07-12 12:33:47 PM
What's the difference between Fine Art and dead babies?
 
2013-07-12 01:10:47 PM
was hoping to see a la chatte andalouse reference but that's probably too obscure, even for Fark.
 
2013-07-12 01:20:42 PM
If I link to a story about the consistency of my shiat, will that get a green light too?
 
2013-07-12 01:32:26 PM

Cheron: Whatthefark: Sex dungeon?
Murder dungeon?
Puppy dungeon?

This what they hope you think but the truth is the whole house has been taken over by something mundane like a model train


You sick bastard. Your twisted mind would go there.
Reported.
 
2013-07-12 01:38:36 PM

blindio: was hoping to see a la chatte andalouse reference but that's probably too obscure, even for Fark.


Uh, I assume you mean un chien andalou.
 
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