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(DNA Info)   When you're dining out, do you roll your eyes when a couple brings a stroller up to their table? What about when they bring an entire crib?   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Williamsburg, church hall, Bedford Avenue, sidewalk cafe, Cheerios  
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5198 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2013 at 9:32 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-12 01:08:29 AM  
3 votes:
Isn't serving baby in a crib a little awkward?  Sauce on the sheets and everything.  Try using a plate.
2013-07-12 09:43:57 AM  
2 votes:
How much for the little girl?
2013-07-12 02:49:33 PM  
1 vote:
If you can't afford a sitter... my dog would be happy to sit in your house and guard your kids.

/will also cover them with slobber free of charge
2013-07-12 12:47:34 PM  
1 vote:

Waldo Pepper: always have them in Osh Kosh overalls so when they are being a brat you can just picked them up by the back of those things and carry outside or back to the car

Those things are the bomb. It's like a handle for your kid.
2013-07-12 12:25:23 PM  
1 vote:

SlothB77: even better, this happened in hipster capital of the world, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY. This isn't very hipster. I bet the hipsters lost their minds when they saw this.

I have bad news for you, but the hipsters have reached reproductive age.
2013-07-12 11:26:01 AM  
1 vote:
Always a fun time when people get annoyed by something that's allowed. Like when people get pissed at smokers smoking in a place that allows smoking. Smokers smoke. Babies cry. Toddlers act out.

It's like going to an orgy and being offended by all the sex.

Love it.
2013-07-12 10:03:18 AM  
1 vote:
1) Order small OJ, small tea, small milk.
2) Mix together.
3) Drink.
4) Vomit on children.
2013-07-12 09:58:11 AM  
1 vote:
Just climb up on the roof and then turn on a garden hose and pretend it's raining.
2013-07-12 09:48:53 AM  
1 vote:
Why the hell would you even WANT to walk down the street pushing a crib? Carry the kid in your arms if you are somehow the only hipster parent without a $500 stroller or $150 wrap carrier.

And if your seven-month-old is that hard to please, give it to someone who won't raise such a damn prima donna. My seven-month-old thinks that hitting himself in the face with a spoon is like the Most Fun Ever.
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