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(New York Daily News)   Cheetah lets Adam Sandler know just what he thinks of Grown Ups 2   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2013-07-11 11:54:38 PM  
He was never in any danger.
 
2013-07-12 12:01:38 AM  
Weakest of the big cats having traded a power for speed. Certainly an adult human could defend themselves. No wonder he was afraid.
 
2013-07-12 12:09:47 AM  
Tasty, a bit meaty, slightly Kosher
 
2013-07-12 12:10:49 AM  
Earlier today there was a thread for an article about how Pacific Rim was going to "surprise" Hollywood.  The gist was that the prevailing opinion is Sandler's movie will be the big draw.  I didn't even know one was coming out until I read that and didn't know the name until this one.  I'm pretty sure he's going to wish he had let the cat eat him after all.
 
2013-07-12 12:15:47 AM  
Proof of evolution in action. The cheetah's superior speed allowed it to strike first, but the rancid taste of Sandler's flesh, developed over years of wallowing in shiat films after 'Punch Drunk Love', proved too much for the cheetah to want to take another bite.
 
2013-07-12 12:15:58 AM  
In other news, Adam Sandler is a bottom begging for a top.
 
2013-07-12 12:17:56 AM  
That's why I never play poker in Africa. Too many cheetahs.
 
2013-07-12 12:24:12 AM  
I would love for the cheetah to have run off, then someone add a Jaeger's foot crushing Sandler right into that little water hole.

/Saw Pacific Rim tonight
//Holy farking Wow!
 
2013-07-12 12:46:14 AM  
That's just a big kitty wanting to play.
 
2013-07-12 12:55:14 AM  
I took the first word of the article to be a proper noun and expected this to be a chimpanzee attack, aware that an attack by the Wonder Woman foe would be too awesome for reality.
 
2013-07-12 01:07:17 AM  
Acinonyx jubatus victorious
 
2013-07-12 01:15:50 AM  
I really kind of wish Sandler would go back to the Reign Over Me/Spanglish/Punch-Drunk Love era. Somewhere around Click he started to make sh*tty movies again.
 
2013-07-12 01:17:47 AM  
From the headline I expected some one-name celebrity I'd never heard of.
 
2013-07-12 01:27:23 AM  
did he bless the rains?
 
2013-07-12 01:28:13 AM  

Robert1966: I took the first word of the article to be a proper noun and expected this to be a chimpanzee attack, aware that an attack by the Wonder Woman foe would be too awesome for reality.


Wonder Woman foe?  THIS is Cheetah:

img2.timeinc.net

Bastard lived to be 80 yrs old.
 
2013-07-12 01:33:42 AM  
I used to enjoy his movies.

I tried to watch "Grownups". It was streaming for free on Netflix.

And I couldn't do it. It was that bad. And I have watched some terrible movies from beginning to end with lesser name actors.

I respect the work he's done (save "Little Nicky") and he's entitled to take some time off and do stupid projects to make some scratch.

But I'd love to see him do better.
 
2013-07-12 01:37:23 AM  
You'll get him next time.
 
2013-07-12 01:48:40 AM  

farm4.staticflickr.com

45 rotten tomatoes out of 48 reviews; 95% of the usual tards want to see it.


mypetjawa.mu.nu

I weep for the future.

 
2013-07-12 01:51:37 AM  
Yea, but who was that hot handler girl?  Rowwrrr....
 
2013-07-12 01:57:09 AM  
I'm sort of glad, mostly because it would be much more fitting to have Sandler taken out by something that likes filth and should be easy enough for anyone with the IQ of a burrito to fend off. I'm thinking a half-dead old pig.
 
2013-07-12 02:05:47 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 728x223]

45 rotten tomatoes out of 48 reviews; 95% of the usual tards want to see it.


[mypetjawa.mu.nu image 218x224]

I weep for the future.


No one's forced to see the film.
 
2013-07-12 02:10:30 AM  

skinink: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 728x223]

45 rotten tomatoes out of 48 reviews; 95% of the usual tards want to see it.


[mypetjawa.mu.nu image 218x224]

I weep for the future.

No one's forced to see the film.


Did I ever say they were, Sweet Cheeks?


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

 
2013-07-12 02:16:27 AM  
Is there any actor prouder of his library of cinematic dreck than Sandler(and no, Nic Cage does NOT count in this instance)?
 
2013-07-12 02:57:24 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: did he bless the rains?


No, but I heard that he stopped an old man along the way
 
2013-07-12 03:06:41 AM  
The one man who can make moose pee unfunny.
 
2013-07-12 03:21:21 AM  
stop paying attention to sandler and go see Pacific Rim.
 
2013-07-12 03:53:40 AM  
I see I'm not the only one who assumed the headline referred to Cheetah from Tarzan.
 
2013-07-12 05:05:56 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 728x223]

45 rotten tomatoes out of 48 reviews; 95% of the usual tards want to see it.


[mypetjawa.mu.nu image 218x224]

I weep for the future.


It now has the user ratings posted and wow, 90% of over 54,000 liked it!
 
2013-07-12 05:06:08 AM  

Straight to doom: stop paying attention to sandler and go see Pacific Rim.


That's like Sophie's Choice, but wanting the Nazis to take both kids.
 
2013-07-12 05:20:26 AM  
Wow... Extremy uninteresting.

Thanks.
 
2013-07-12 05:33:32 AM  
y'all a bunch of snobs..
Grown Ups 2 has Shaq in it, and I DEFY you to think of a bad movie he's been in. See? Can't, can you?
 
2013-07-12 06:13:44 AM  
It just wanted to eat the hiney.

/his best work was as Stickpin
 
2013-07-12 06:52:05 AM  

marcre3363: I tried to watch "Grownups". It was streaming for free on Netflix.

And I couldn't do it. It was that bad.


Same here. I didn't expect it to be a cinematic masterpiece, but with the cast they had, I figured there'd be some silly laughs. NOPE. They could not have made that movie less funny if they tried...it was amazing, in a way.
 
2013-07-12 07:05:54 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 728x223]

45 rotten tomatoes out of 48 reviews; 95% of the usual tards want to see it.


[mypetjawa.mu.nu image 218x224]

I weep for the future.



Given that Columbia was notorious for using quotes from reviewers that didn't exist to prop up bad movies, I wouldn't be surprised if they hire people to post good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. That could explain why even their most terrible movies have gotten spectacular audience numbers.
 
2013-07-12 07:30:08 AM  
i199.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-12 07:59:32 AM  
(jumping in with both feet)


Jack & Jill is an awful movie.  Terrible.  And I end up watching it every time I flip through the channels and find it on.

Same with Grown Ups.  Grown Ups isn't as bad as Jack & Jill because I get a kick out of seeing friends razz each other.

I'm not expecting Academy Award winning stuff when I watch it.

That being said, I miss the better 'bad' comedies he used to make (like Billy Madison & Happy Gilmore)
 
2013-07-12 08:03:02 AM  
I'm intrigued by Pacific Rim. Looks really entertaining.
 
2013-07-12 08:04:01 AM  
I read Cheetah as Cheech and wondered why a stoned older dude would give a damn about Sandler.
 
2013-07-12 08:23:30 AM  

uselessgit: Yea, but who was that hot handler girl?  Rowwrrr....


Yeah, the gal who saved him looked rather tasty.
 
2013-07-12 08:40:49 AM  
I like redlettermedia's take on Sandler: his "movies" are the equivalent of a Mafioso don's storefront. Technically it serves its purpose, but the real reason it exists is to launder money.
 
2013-07-12 08:41:49 AM  
should've stuck his thumb up his ass
That would have really pissed him off
 
2013-07-12 08:54:38 AM  
I dont get all the hate he gets. Sometimes I want some stupid low brow comedy. I just saw That's My Boy for the first time while channel surfing. It was so stupid it was awesome. Vanilla Ice owned it.
 
2013-07-12 09:06:38 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I like redlettermedia's take on Sandler: his "movies" are the equivalent of a Mafioso don's storefront. Technically it serves its purpose, but the real reason it exists is to launder money.


He's stated repeatedly that most of his films exist only to make sure his friends are working.  As long as they keep making even a little bit of money, he'll keep making them.

Even Bucky Larson recouped costs once it came out on DVD, primarily because it had a budget of under 10 million.
 
2013-07-12 09:46:52 AM  
nobody going to see that thing is going for the male cast. salma hayek, maria bello and maya rudolph are the only reasons to bother, and they've all been in muuuch better stuff.
 
2013-07-12 10:08:16 AM  
As much as I hated Grown-Ups (nothing really happens in the entire movie), I will see Grown-Ups 2 but only because it was shot where I live.
 
2013-07-12 11:29:27 AM  
I was watching a YouTube video and a commercial/junket for GrownUps 2 came in: the MTV shill saying, "The most anticipated Comedy of the Summer" to Chris Rock's dead, dead eyes encouraging us to check it out. I agree with the RedLetterMedia guys. Adam Sandler is just embezzling from Hollywood. If I were in his position, I might just do the same...
 
2013-07-13 02:38:30 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 728x223]

45 rotten tomatoes out of 48 reviews; 95% of the usual tards want to see it.


[mypetjawa.mu.nu image 218x224]

I weep for the future.

It now has the user ratings posted and wow, 90% of over 54,000 liked it!


So it's the new Man of Steel

/troloololololooo
 
2013-07-13 02:48:55 AM  

peterthx: B.L.Z. Bub: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 728x223]

45 rotten tomatoes out of 48 reviews; 95% of the usual tards want to see it.


[mypetjawa.mu.nu image 218x224]

I weep for the future.

It now has the user ratings posted and wow, 90% of over 54,000 liked it!

So it's the new Man of Steel

/troloololololooo


90% audience to 7% critics is hardly comparable to 78% audience to 56% critics. One is a disparity of 83 percent points, the other is a disparity of 22 points. But thanks for trolling anyway.
 
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