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(Daily Mail)   Twenty percent of young adults use smartphones during sex. "Can you feel me now?"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 83
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2013-07-11 11:56:37 PM  
Siri: Google "How to tie a Cincinnati bowtie"
 
2013-07-12 12:14:41 AM  
"No"
 
2013-07-12 12:47:10 AM  
Lady parts must be shaped differently than when I was a teen.
 
2013-07-12 01:15:58 AM  
Do they make condoms for phones?
 
2013-07-12 01:26:54 AM  

TheManofPA: Siri: Google "How to tie a Cincinnati bowtie"


yesh!  i shouldn't have done that.
 
2013-07-12 01:30:06 AM  
Why don't you sit on my facebook?
 
2013-07-12 01:52:42 AM  
thesipadvisor.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-12 01:52:51 AM  

Bucky Katt: Do they make condoms for phones?


Mine has military-grade waterproofing. Bring it on.
 
2013-07-12 02:15:20 AM  
I find the light it provides is a nice glow.

Does that count?
 
2013-07-12 02:17:17 AM  

Harry_Seldon: [thesipadvisor.files.wordpress.com image 312x210]


"Oohoho...spicy mustard...woohoho, you're hot tonight!"
 
2013-07-12 02:28:26 AM  
Vibrate...
 
2013-07-12 02:37:52 AM  
So, they're taking selfies and using the camera a la Paris Hilton, which was probably the first porn film kids that age ever saw.

/unsurprised.
 
2013-07-12 02:57:23 AM  
9% during sex? That's bullshiat.

32% during a child's school function? That's bullshiat.
 
2013-07-12 03:05:29 AM  
ive used mine to play music when no other stereo was available to help drown out noise.  otherwise WTF
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
 
2013-07-12 03:10:22 AM  
I do my laundry while having sex.

/efficient
 
2013-07-12 03:13:17 AM  
well, if the daily mail says so...
 
2013-07-12 03:21:17 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 9% during sex? That's bullshiat.

32% during a child's school function? That's bullshiat.


Agree with you on the first part. Not so sure about the second.

Personally I think I would smack a biatch who pulled out her phone during sex. Aw, who am I kidding, I'm too desperate for that.
 
2013-07-12 03:23:00 AM  

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: 9% during sex? That's bullshiat.

32% during a child's school function? That's bullshiat.

Agree with you on the first part. Not so sure about the second.

Personally I think I would smack a biatch who pulled out her phone during sex. Aw, who am I kidding, I'm too desperate for that.


I think you completely agree with me on the second part.
 
2013-07-12 03:27:02 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 9% during sex? That's bullshiat.

32% during a child's school function? That's bullshiat.


Based on my own observations, that second number is more like 98%. It's like there's some sort of hypnotic force compelling parents to pull out the phone for any event that lasts more than about five seconds.
 
2013-07-12 04:06:48 AM  
It's too hard to hold the tablet or laptop to watch YouPorn.

Oh, wait...they meant with another person...
 
2013-07-12 05:53:58 AM  
My fiancé and I discussed this briefly. We both concluded that the only time it may apply to us is if he wanted to watch porn during doggy style. To which he ultimately shrugged his shoulders and said, "It probably would be too distracting."

I am getting more annoyed at social interactions where 5-6 people are hanging out, and I look around to see that I'm the only one without my nose in a mobile device. Ffs, people, I may be autistic but even I can socialize better than that!
 
2013-07-12 06:14:50 AM  
so you people have never made a video of your technique for review and improvement?

/ id be shocked if the true number wasnt MUCH higher than 20 percent.
 
2013-07-12 06:32:18 AM  

SpdrJay: I do my laundry while having sex.

/efficient


I've heard of "lie back and think of England" but this is ridiculous.

/forever alone ;_;
 
2013-07-12 06:48:45 AM  

Peki: My fiancé and I discussed this briefly. We both concluded that the only time it may apply to us is if he wanted to watch porn during doggy style. To which he ultimately shrugged his shoulders and said, "It probably would be too distracting."

I am getting more annoyed at social interactions where 5-6 people are hanging out, and I look around to see that I'm the only one without my nose in a mobile device. Ffs, people, I may be autistic but even I can socialize better than that!


But in days of old in the pub a discussion would end with a disagreement. Today it ends with everyone Googling a disagreement to check. Thus you routinely see tables full of people using their phones. It's for the best I say.
 
2013-07-12 06:54:44 AM  
Either this is just the usual daily fail, people are doing sex all wrong, or I keep dating the 80 percent that won't allow sex tapes. My money is on the daily mail being written by semi-literate monkeys with a penchant for sensationalism.
 
2013-07-12 07:23:37 AM  
Cruising WebMD trying to match the pictures to the sores, warts and lesions they are seeing?
 
2013-07-12 07:25:08 AM  
There will come an era of mass suicides when, en masse, people realize what they're really like.
 
2013-07-12 07:31:02 AM  
Put the phone on her lower back so you can play Candy Crush during.
 
2013-07-12 07:49:06 AM  
"Siri, is it in yet?"
 
2013-07-12 08:02:09 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: There will come an era of mass suicides when, en masse, people realize what they're really like.


A noxious, sentient mass of chemicals with damning limitations?  Nah, we've known this for a while and people are still here.
 
2013-07-12 08:03:57 AM  
They are trying to find the G-spot on Google Maps?
 
2013-07-12 08:07:02 AM  

Bucky Katt: TheManofPA: Siri: Google "How to tie a Cincinnati bowtie"

yesh!  i shouldn't have done that.


Why is it that shiatting on people during sex is equated with cities in Ohio?
 
2013-07-12 08:07:34 AM  
www.mid-day.com
Maybe she's just getting right with Jesus...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 08:15:10 AM  
It's computers instead of smart phones, but I'm reminded of this (NSFW).
 
2013-07-12 08:37:14 AM  
Hey you!
Back there trying to bone
Fapping naked on your phone
Can you touch me?


Twinkles: They are trying to find the G-spot on Google Maps?


Worse... Apple Maps.
 
2013-07-12 08:38:35 AM  

Bucky Katt: Do they make condoms for phones?


I think they're made by Zagg, otherwise look into Liquipel
 
2013-07-12 08:43:13 AM  
All this survey proves is that a lot of young people thought that was a funny answer.
 
2013-07-12 08:45:30 AM  
Now the internet is full of amature porn videos where women just lay there like a dead fish and guys with little dicks cum in 10 seconds.

Thanks, mobile device, for ruining porn.
 
2013-07-12 08:46:03 AM  
For farks sake why? Sex is supposed to be between you and your partner/partners there's no damn reason to get a phone involved.
/Unless you're recording it I suppose.
 
2013-07-12 08:52:19 AM  

Giltric: Now the internet is full of amature porn videos where women just lay there like a dead fish and guys with little dicks cum in 10 seconds.

Thanks, mobile device, for ruining porn.


You're not watching the right amateur porn then.
 
2013-07-12 08:54:22 AM  

A Terrible Human: For farks sake why? Sex is supposed to be between you and your partner/partners there's no damn reason to get a phone involved.
/Unless you're recording it I suppose.


That should be the only reason.

That's the only reason why I take it out (ooh err missus!).

Still, have it on a tripod of some sort and then release the vid for us Farkers to see.
 
2013-07-12 08:55:08 AM  

A Terrible Human: Giltric: Now the internet is full of amature porn videos where women just lay there like a dead fish and guys with little dicks cum in 10 seconds.

Thanks, mobile device, for ruining porn.

You're not watching the right amateur porn then.


I can tell it's real amateur porn from the star tattoos on her pubis and the barb wire tattoo around his biceps.
 
2013-07-12 08:59:08 AM  
Did they ask if they use the phones for talking or for taking pictures?
 
2013-07-12 09:01:44 AM  

A Terrible Human: For farks sake why? Sex is supposed to be between you and your partner/partners there's no damn reason to get a phone involved.
/Unless you're recording it I suppose.


That's why. If you have ever used your phone to snap a photo or record some video at any point from foreplay to climax, you've technically used your smartphone during sex. Even if you've only done it once for shiats and giggles.
 
2013-07-12 09:06:47 AM  
I actually prefer to use my Nook during... if I get hooked on a good book, I get hooked, but if not hooked I use my tablet to do the NYT crossword.
 
2013-07-12 09:07:51 AM  

deadsanta: So, they're taking selfies and using the camera a la Paris Hilton, which was probably the first porn film kids that age ever saw.

/unsurprised.


That part where she stopped to answer her phone is somehow relevant here, but there isn't a safe image I can post in order to crack a witty one liner.
 
2013-07-12 09:14:37 AM  
How else is the referee going to see the technical foul?
 
2013-07-12 09:25:51 AM  
Shocked no one has posted this yet:

dilbert.com

For you callow youts out there:  a 'pager' is an archaic telecomunications device.
 
2013-07-12 09:37:41 AM  
Jeez, can't a filmmaker catch a break?
 
2013-07-12 09:53:49 AM  

SpdrJay: I do my laundry while having sex.


And I thought my girlfriend got really wet.
 
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