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(ABC Local)   Waaaaay up there on the list of places not to get your fap on: in the Lincoln Tunnel, while driving a bus for NJ Transit. Quote of the year candidate: "Now you can see he reaches for a handiwipe to address the situation"   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 70
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2013-07-12 12:06:42 AM
maybe there was a hot chick in the car up ahead.
 
2013-07-12 12:07:55 AM
the woman that took the video should be sued for not helping him out.
 
2013-07-12 12:12:36 AM
Man, pretty much every George Simpson living in Newark just winced.
 
2013-07-12 12:13:11 AM
I'm pretty sure that #1 and #2 on the list are "in public" and "at work," respectively. This dude managed to do it at work while in public. Impressive.
 
2013-07-12 12:16:00 AM
Ok the reaching for the handiwipe and first wiping his face made me laugh so hard.....

and yes, that comment about "and here he is getting a handiwipe... to address...things"... comedy gold.

/people are sick farkers
 
2013-07-12 12:17:11 AM
Oh come on, raise your hand if you haven't rubbed one out in the Lincoln Tunnel! I mean, a bus entering a tunnel? Hello euphemism!
 
2013-07-12 12:18:48 AM
I tried to wank it while driving once, but it was hard to concentrate on the task at hand.  I mean, I came of course, but the orgasm was subpar.
 
2013-07-12 12:20:18 AM
Hackensack, eh? More like his sack hacked after this.
 
2013-07-12 12:20:36 AM
He was charged with risking widespread injury. The heck was he doing?
 
2013-07-12 12:24:10 AM
So at this point he is just charged with criminal activity.  And the news team says his full name but blurs his face.  This is media.

However, if you can't fap and keep a vehicle safe on the road you should have your license taken away.  That should be the test.
 
2013-07-12 12:33:56 AM
This story touched me...Heart & Souls :D:D
 
2013-07-12 12:34:47 AM
Hackensack? I'll say!
 
2013-07-12 12:39:03 AM
driving stick never felt so good
 
2013-07-12 12:39:12 AM

Fee Tines a Mady: Hackensack? I'll say!


Wack-en-sack
 
2013-07-12 12:40:59 AM
And that's why men prefer a stick shift.

/Da more ya know.
 
2013-07-12 12:46:48 AM
What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us? Big flat screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view. In a Starbucks? - That's nice.
 
2013-07-12 12:54:20 AM
Didn't watch.
People who record vertical videos should die.

/exaggerated anger
 
2013-07-12 12:54:22 AM
Why do she need a lawyer?
 
2013-07-12 12:56:28 AM
I got a handy while driving on a highway once. I wanted a blowjob but she said no :(
 
2013-07-12 01:04:21 AM

thisiszombocom: I got a handy while driving on a highway once. I wanted a blowjob but she said no :(


Was afraid you'd hit a bump and she'd puke on your jolly roger?
 
2013-07-12 01:04:31 AM

grovestreetgoon: What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us?


Exhibitionism is a thrill for some people. Go to just about any porn site and type in flash or bus flash and you'll get hundreds of videos of guys doing this in cars, trains and buses. Of course this is the first I've ever heard of the actual bus driver doing it.
 
2013-07-12 01:05:38 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Why do she need a lawyer?


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
2013-07-12 01:08:19 AM
That's what you call your comedy gold. Except for the whole endangering-people's-lives part, I suppose. hehe
 
2013-07-12 01:09:39 AM
A true mastertasker.
 
2013-07-12 01:11:20 AM
the wheels on the bus go fap fap fap
fap fap fap
fap fap fap
 
2013-07-12 01:17:36 AM
2 words: Bucket List
 
2013-07-12 01:17:44 AM

grovestreetgoon: What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us? Big flat screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view. In a Starbucks? - That's nice.


Wtf. How is it I just watched said episode like an hour ago.
I suppose now you want a dollar in each pocket.
 
2013-07-12 01:19:56 AM
Try it on a motorcycle.
 
2013-07-12 01:22:47 AM
The incriminating video:

www.caixapretta.com.br
 
2013-07-12 01:23:46 AM
He should have just pulled off on the side of the road.
 
2013-07-12 01:26:09 AM
If He pointed HIS camera up Her skirt, HE would be arrested for voyeurism. So why isn't SHE being arrested for the same thing?
 
2013-07-12 01:56:02 AM

CoysOdie: If He pointed HIS camera up Her skirt, HE would be arrested for voyeurism. So why isn't SHE being arrested for the same thing?


up skirt =/= wanking in public
 
2013-07-12 02:30:26 AM

lewismarktwo: I tried to wank it while driving once, but it was hard to concentrate on the task at hand.  I mean, I came of course, but the orgasm was subpar.


It still beats not wanking.
 
2013-07-12 02:31:57 AM
FTFA: "She videotaped this why?" Eyewitness News investigative reporter Sarah Wallace asked.

SO SHE HAS EVIDENCE, YOU STUPID TWAT.
 
2013-07-12 02:44:42 AM
Helping save the environment by using mass transit or rubbing one out?

[WhyNotHaveBoth.jpg]
 
2013-07-12 04:07:34 AM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

Well I guess that answers my question.
 
2013-07-12 05:00:55 AM

ReapTheChaos: grovestreetgoon: What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us?

Exhibitionism is a thrill for some people. Go to just about any porn site and type in flash or bus flash and you'll get hundreds of videos of guys doing this in cars, trains and buses. Of course this is the first I've ever heard of the actual bus driver doing it.


The english language needs a special term for flashing that specifically denotes only young and attractive women doing it. Because, well, obviously.
 
2013-07-12 05:26:50 AM
Did he keep making all the stops? If so, then I don't see a problem here.
 
2013-07-12 05:40:09 AM
What was the point of his actions supposed to be? As a New Jersey resident he's not eligible to run in a NYC Democratic primary.
 
2013-07-12 06:22:21 AM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-07-12 06:51:11 AM
"They say the terminated him," Wallace said.

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Terminated.
 
2013-07-12 06:53:25 AM
Address the Situation.
 
2013-07-12 06:54:36 AM
Well maybe you shouldn't have been dressed like that you whore.
 
2013-07-12 07:16:14 AM
"Driver, how long will it be until the next stop?"
 
2013-07-12 07:21:32 AM

thisiszombocom: I got a handy while driving on a highway once. I wanted a blowjob but she said no :(


You must be young or date the wrong people.  Don't worry, I am sure you will get road head one day, but remember, going down on her while she is driving might get you more rewards.  Why do I give some of my secrets away?  Because it's a win, win situation.  Unless of course she wrecks the car and you break your neck.

You need to know how to treat a lady, and they will respect you for it.  Ask a girl in here, I am sure she will agree.  However I am willing to bet that there aren't many women that had this done to them on this site.  Why?  Because geeks don't know how to get women off and don't think always think outside the "box".

You're welcome.
 
2013-07-12 07:30:37 AM

JohnnyRebel88: thisiszombocom: I got a handy while driving on a highway once. I wanted a blowjob but she said no :(

You must be young or date the wrong people.  Don't worry, I am sure you will get road head one day, but remember, going down on her while she is driving might get you more rewards.  Why do I give some of my secrets away?  Because it's a win, win situation.  Unless of course she wrecks the car and you break your neck.

You need to know how to treat a lady, and they will respect you for it.  Ask a girl in here, I am sure she will agree.  However I am willing to bet that there aren't many women that had this done to them on this site.  Why?  Because geeks don't know how to get women off and don't think always think outside the "box".

You're welcome.


Thank you, DoucheStud88!
 
2013-07-12 07:33:50 AM

Fee Tines a Mady: Hackensack


THIS!
 
2013-07-12 08:01:51 AM

danielscissorhands: JohnnyRebel88: thisiszombocom: I got a handy while driving on a highway once. I wanted a blowjob but she said no :(

You must be young or date the wrong people.  Don't worry, I am sure you will get road head one day, but remember, going down on her while she is driving might get you more rewards.  Why do I give some of my secrets away?  Because it's a win, win situation.  Unless of course she wrecks the car and you break your neck.

You need to know how to treat a lady, and they will respect you for it.  Ask a girl in here, I am sure she will agree.  However I am willing to bet that there aren't many women that had this done to them on this site.  Why?  Because geeks don't know how to get women off and don't think always think outside the "box".

You're welcome.

Thank you, DoucheStud88!


People usually get offended when something applies to them, not others.  You either probably never thought about doing so because you are a selfish bastard, or will you never have the chance to do this to a hot girl without paying for it.
 
2013-07-12 08:08:08 AM

offmymeds: Did he keep making all the stops? If so, then I don't see a problem here.


Thats the challenge. See if you can finish before the first stop on the other side of the tunnel.
 
2013-07-12 08:15:52 AM
The biatch who recorded him is the real pervert.
 
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