crypticsatellite: Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.
Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADOWhy do only sharks get sucked into the tornado? Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?
crypticsatellite: How does one fight a Sharknado?
prettywarrior: Why did the car explode?!?!
imapirate: This can't get any worse.
le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that
ecmoRandomNumbers: That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?
Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.Remember when she was an actress?
TheManofPA: Holy crap, hot bartender just killed a sharknado WITH A POOL CUE
mitchcumstein1: Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.
ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: Do the look!looks like he is eating a big mac, so scaryThe queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.
SaprolingToken: Too soon for a shark-denza?
Galileo's Daughter: Earguy: Wouldn't Zierling leading with the chainsaw into the shark gullet dismember the girl?Probably, but this is a movie with sharks being swept up in a tornado, so continue with your willing suspension of disbelief.
TheManofPA: I'm sorry, but that right there blew away the idea of surfing sharks.
The Googles Do Nothing: This needs to be a series.
js34603: Chainsawed that shark, hell yeah.
Earguy: crypticsatellite: Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.Really? What in the movie would have nudity that I'd want to see?
TheManofPA: I was pretty sure the Aussie guy was going to die. Can't believe he's gone this long.
Diego Armando: SilentStrider: A smiley face on a bomb to be dropped into a sharknado. Ok then.With the Aussie guy riding it down ala Slim Pickens, shouting yeehaw...
sniderman: I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out./magnificence on film
mitchcumstein1: This is not the time to be having this conversation. We have to fight sharks, and drop bombs into the tornado.
The Googles Do Nothing: How do you stand and fight a sharknado with a crowbar?
js34603: WTF were they running from the cops? And who puts nitrous in a Hummer?
sniderman: I'll bet he wishes he had some Bat Shark Repellent Spray.[mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com image 250x279]
IronTom: You can see the sharks in the twister.
Dack48: Kinda disappointed the Hollywood sign wasn't destroyed by a shark
TheManofPA: Nevermind, a shark climbing the rope is far bettter.
soopey: Super Sharknova?
js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.
TheManofPA: "It's kind of hot when you make the HJ motion on that shotgun"
prettywarrior: Kevin's dad died so that we might fit Tara Reid into the SUV
Confabulat: SyFy is getting their dollars' worth of that rain machine.
Via Infinito: Really. A period joke?
Igor Jakovsky: Ahh man he was my favorite character and he died 40 minutes in. Damn you sharknado!
prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...
TheManofPA: There are sharks in the streets
prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?
mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.
Roook: "Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar? WHHYYYY?!?!"
mitchcumstein1: How did Kevin's dad get that drunk that fast?
Roook: Does Tara Reid play a scientist in this?
mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.It's too f*cking hot for all that.
crypticsatellite: I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.
Lsherm: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.I haven't seen her yet. She's not the bartender.
crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.
Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.
Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!
LlamaGirl: SilentStrider: And that matters why?It was a joke.I won't try to amuse myself anymore.SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD
crypticsatellite: IronTom: Looking forward to Sharkquake.Earthshark!
SilentStrider: And that matters why?
Igor Jakovsky: Hey stop with the spoilers on Super SharkLOL
Bathia_Mapes: Igor Jakovsky: The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark. The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"Man, how did I miss that?I dunno, but somehow I missed it too. And it's directed by Fred Olen Ray, which makes me want to see it even more. Off to Netflix to see if they have it.
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