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2013-07-11 07:33:48 PM
9 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

Retweeted to my Twitter feed by Wil Wheaton
2013-07-11 10:00:55 PM
6 votes:
I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that
2013-07-11 10:41:55 PM
5 votes:

crypticsatellite: Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.


For the price of the DVD you could probably get the cast to come to your house and strip.
2013-07-11 10:19:38 PM
5 votes:
Funny comment from Twitter:

@BenjySarlin:  I hate all these bandwagon fans watching #Sharknado on TV who didn't read all the books first
2013-07-11 11:30:12 PM
4 votes:
Sharknader...

i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 10:37:43 PM
4 votes:
I'm glad they're filling in the back story on why this chick is unhappy with sharks falling from the sky and eating everyone, I was really curious why she seemed to be in such a bad mood.
2013-07-11 10:33:08 PM
4 votes:
Look, it's Chekhov's Chainsaw!
2013-07-11 10:21:31 PM
4 votes:
I swear to god, this script was a pieced together from Fark threads.
2013-07-11 09:58:31 PM
4 votes:
SHARK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE
2013-07-11 09:52:28 PM
4 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-11 11:41:04 PM
3 votes:
i224.photobucket.com
2013-07-11 10:57:09 PM
3 votes:
This represents his rebirth as a more loving and supportive father and husband.
2013-07-11 10:50:08 PM
3 votes:
Why is he worried about the shark in the pool?  THAT'S THE ONE SHARK NOT GETTING OUT!
2013-07-11 10:32:42 PM
3 votes:
I.....I......am so proud to be an American Right Now.  This movie is why we exist.
2013-07-11 10:07:28 PM
3 votes:
I'll bet he wishes he had some Bat Shark Repellent Spray.

mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-11 09:38:37 PM
3 votes:
Finally, a natural disaster where Aquaman would be a useful superhero to have
2013-07-11 09:03:36 PM
3 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.
2013-07-12 12:01:22 AM
2 votes:
cdn.crooksandliars.com

Our country is so f*ckin' doomed.
2013-07-11 11:17:22 PM
2 votes:
images.buddytv.com

Goddamn it, where's my agents number? Why the hell wasn't I up for this movie?
2013-07-11 10:59:56 PM
2 votes:
www.ski-epic.com
2013-07-11 10:57:25 PM
2 votes:
Bruce Campbell is kicking the hell out of himself watching this.
2013-07-11 10:48:44 PM
2 votes:
I hate to be That Guy and predict an Oscar for best picture of 2013 before the year is even over, but I've now stood up and applauded on three separate occasions. I didn't even do that for Chariots of Fire.
2013-07-11 10:44:57 PM
2 votes:
So shooting the shark makes it fall out of the sky?
2013-07-11 10:35:23 PM
2 votes:
That family scene was worse than Hitler.
2013-07-11 10:34:06 PM
2 votes:

crypticsatellite: How does one fight a Sharknado?


RoyScheidernado?
2013-07-11 10:20:49 PM
2 votes:
I bet Tara Reid got pregnant by a shark. Sequel!
2013-07-11 10:18:58 PM
2 votes:

prettywarrior: Why did the car explode?!?!


The carburetor flooded... don't you know anything about cars.
2013-07-11 10:17:05 PM
2 votes:

imapirate: This can't get any worse.


You were wrong.
2013-07-11 10:13:59 PM
2 votes:
It would be cool if the sharks had more sharks coming out of their butts. And then those sharks have even more sharks coming out of their butts. That would be cool.
2013-07-11 10:02:56 PM
2 votes:

le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that


I love you.

/in six.
2013-07-11 10:02:06 PM
2 votes:

le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that


Tara Reid's too ugly to be Gollum.
2013-07-11 09:54:34 PM
2 votes:
Walk through blood in white clothes, come out in white clothes.  Tide with bleach is some powerful shiat.
2013-07-11 09:52:16 PM
2 votes:
we're gonna need a bigger tampon.
2013-07-11 09:52:00 PM
2 votes:
"Why's there a shark on the telly?"
2013-07-11 09:49:51 PM
2 votes:
A....pool shark, if you will.
2013-07-11 09:42:14 PM
2 votes:
Take the cannoli, leave the shark.
2013-07-11 09:38:36 PM
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?


Jesus is his Co-Pilot.
2013-07-11 09:36:57 PM
2 votes:
"What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills? I don't remember you, and I went to HIGH SCHOOL there"
2013-07-11 09:28:48 PM
2 votes:
Aw man, they woke John Heard from his dream of being in a different movie.
2013-07-11 09:28:21 PM
2 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?


i'd bet she doesn't.
2013-07-11 09:26:17 PM
2 votes:

TheManofPA: Holy crap, hot bartender just killed a sharknado WITH A POOL CUE


"Now you're a dolphin biatch!"
2013-07-11 09:25:07 PM
2 votes:
I'm waiting for the twist where Tera Reid was a shark the whole time, and the sharknado has just come to take her back home where she belongs.
2013-07-11 09:24:14 PM
2 votes:

mitchcumstein1: Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.


You could barely tell she was high on coke.
2013-07-11 09:17:48 PM
2 votes:
Global warming caused the Sharknado?  THANKS SHARKBAMA!
2013-07-11 09:17:08 PM
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary

The queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.


might give one the sharktopoops.
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM
2 votes:
Shark and awe, baby!
2013-07-11 09:06:31 PM
2 votes:
My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.
2013-07-11 08:48:10 PM
2 votes:
12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.
2013-07-12 12:46:30 PM
1 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com
2013-07-12 10:50:06 AM
1 votes:
I watched this piece of cinematic brilliance last night, and laughed my ass off.

I read the fark thread today, and pretty much just had a brain aneurysm. You farkers are the best

/want one of those badges in my profile
//epic lulz
2013-07-12 09:29:39 AM
1 votes:
Talking about it at work this morning.  Epic movie!!!!
2013-07-12 01:01:39 AM
1 votes:
It says "Showing 1101-1111 of 1111 comments"

We've gone hexemadecimal!
2013-07-11 11:34:55 PM
1 votes:
Ok, this movie finally has my attention
2013-07-11 11:33:46 PM
1 votes:
The funniest thing about this movie might be imagining Tara Reid in some bar right now, watching the trending on Twitter, thinking "This is totally going to get my career back on track!"
2013-07-11 11:28:33 PM
1 votes:
ManofPA you bastard!
2013-07-11 11:23:21 PM
1 votes:

SaprolingToken: Too soon for a shark-denza?



i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 11:22:38 PM
1 votes:
I rate that movie 5 Torgos.
2013-07-11 11:16:58 PM
1 votes:
Sharknado may be one of the greatest cinematic experiences of my life. I laughed. I cried. I became a better person.
2013-07-11 11:09:42 PM
1 votes:
2 Headed Shark Attack was a fantastic book. I hope they don't butcher it like they did Harry Potter.
2013-07-11 11:03:16 PM
1 votes:

Galileo's Daughter: Earguy: Wouldn't Zierling leading with the chainsaw into the shark gullet dismember the girl?

Probably, but this is a movie with sharks being swept up in a tornado, so continue with your willing suspension of disbelief.


You know, I'm beginning to think that movie wasn't very realistic.
2013-07-11 11:03:10 PM
1 votes:
www.readthehook.com
2013-07-11 11:01:15 PM
1 votes:
Goddamn it, I thought I was OK with not having cable TV anymore....then this thing. Reading this thread has been better than anything I've watched on actual TV in years.
2013-07-11 11:01:08 PM
1 votes:
Son.of.a.biatch.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-11 11:00:05 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: I'm sorry, but that right there blew away the idea of surfing sharks.


That's in a completely different stratosphere of awesome.
2013-07-11 11:00:01 PM
1 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: This needs to be a series.


Oh, there will be "Sharknado vs. (something)" soon enough.
2013-07-11 10:59:23 PM
1 votes:
"Wait! She got eaten? In mid-air? I don't believe that." -I love my boyfriend
2013-07-11 10:59:03 PM
1 votes:
Hot bartender lived! My day is made!
2013-07-11 10:58:42 PM
1 votes:
All the original SyFy movies suck and are lame, or no I thought. I would put this between Lawrence of Arabia and The Godfather.
2013-07-11 10:58:42 PM
1 votes:
If he were Jum Carrey, he would have said, kinda hot in these great whites
2013-07-11 10:58:09 PM
1 votes:
SAME SHARK!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!!!?!??!?!?
2013-07-11 10:57:13 PM
1 votes:
He jumped INTO the shark.

I want to hang with the writers. They have the best blow coming right out of Colombia.
2013-07-11 10:56:49 PM
1 votes:
Ok, that just topped everything else about this movie.
2013-07-11 10:56:21 PM
1 votes:
It's raining fins, hallelujah...
2013-07-11 10:56:00 PM
1 votes:
activerain.com
2013-07-11 10:54:57 PM
1 votes:
My son:  "Is this like Le Miz, where everyone just dies?"

Yes, son, this is exactly like Le Miz.
2013-07-11 10:54:26 PM
1 votes:
The shark just left its prints in front of the Chinese Theatre! Now it has done everything in Hollywood that needs to be done
2013-07-11 10:52:32 PM
1 votes:
DAMNIT!!! THE DVD BETTER HAVE HER TOPLESS WHILE BEING EATEN
2013-07-11 10:52:26 PM
1 votes:
Hot bartender just got killed.....DAMN YOU SHARKNADO!
2013-07-11 10:50:15 PM
1 votes:
Did that swimming pool just explode or am I having a stroke.
2013-07-11 10:49:55 PM
1 votes:
When the devil wind brings the sharks, they'll find me at my Connect Four.
2013-07-11 10:49:48 PM
1 votes:
I love that the old guy actively pulled the woman into the water
2013-07-11 10:49:29 PM
1 votes:
The red shirt died!
2013-07-11 10:48:26 PM
1 votes:

js34603: Chainsawed that shark, hell yeah.


Duke Nukem would be proud.
2013-07-11 10:46:44 PM
1 votes:
Ian Ziering just chopped a shark in mid air with a chainsaw.  My life is complete.
2013-07-11 10:46:43 PM
1 votes:
THAT JUST HAPPENED, PEOPLE.
2013-07-11 10:45:58 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: crypticsatellite: Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.

Really?  What in the movie  would have nudity that I'd want to see?


The scenes don't always fit in, but they're still tasteful

img.gawkerassets.com
2013-07-11 10:45:23 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: I was pretty sure the Aussie guy was going to die. Can't believe he's gone this long.


He has an accent so he is the smart one.
2013-07-11 10:45:01 PM
1 votes:
We're gonna need bigger boobies
2013-07-11 10:44:57 PM
1 votes:
The Ashton Kutcher looking guy is going to give the tornado a computer virus with his Mac Book.
2013-07-11 10:43:18 PM
1 votes:
This is really happening, people.
2013-07-11 10:42:11 PM
1 votes:

Diego Armando: SilentStrider: A smiley face on a bomb to be dropped into a sharknado. Ok then.

With the Aussie guy riding it down ala Slim Pickens, shouting yeehaw...


This. Must. Happen.
2013-07-11 10:40:20 PM
1 votes:
he will surf the bomb on the back of a shark INTO the sharknado!
2013-07-11 10:39:12 PM
1 votes:
This should not be a two hour movie, it should be a Lonesome Dove like miniseries.
2013-07-11 10:38:06 PM
1 votes:
That's why I hate sharks. Also I choose to live and work in the beach.
2013-07-11 10:37:32 PM
1 votes:

sniderman: I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out.

/magnificence on film


I am looking forward to the music from the film.
2013-07-11 10:37:30 PM
1 votes:
Anyway, we dropped the bomb.
2013-07-11 10:35:50 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: This is not the time to be having this conversation. We have to fight sharks, and drop bombs into the tornado.


Oh God I want to have babies with this movie.
2013-07-11 10:34:12 PM
1 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: How do you stand and fight a sharknado with a crowbar?


With electric hedge clippers?
2013-07-11 10:33:36 PM
1 votes:
Bombs INTO the tornados. Science biatches.
2013-07-11 10:33:15 PM
1 votes:
Yes, drop bombs from the chopper into the tornado.

THAT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
2013-07-11 10:32:25 PM
1 votes:
Interesting time to make a move on the slutty waitress, Matt, but I like it.
2013-07-11 10:31:54 PM
1 votes:
How do you stand and fight a sharknado with a crowbar?
2013-07-11 10:31:42 PM
1 votes:
"We are going to stand and fight"

Against a tornado....of sharks...
2013-07-11 10:30:26 PM
1 votes:
You came for the sharks, now stay for the nados.
2013-07-11 10:24:46 PM
1 votes:

js34603: WTF were they running from the cops? And who puts nitrous in a Hummer?


Someone who needs to go REALLY FARKING FAST for about 1/8 of a mile before running out of gas
2013-07-11 10:22:08 PM
1 votes:
This was clearly shot on a bright sunny day.  I just don't even...
2013-07-11 10:20:01 PM
1 votes:
These people are in a liquor store and sharks are flying from the sky and they're not loading up? Spotting a small possum is at least a fifth of vodka but that's me.
2013-07-11 10:19:16 PM
1 votes:
Conspiracy theorist convenience store worker is based on Fark political tab thread posters?
2013-07-11 10:18:19 PM
1 votes:
Wait....Obama's secret weather machine is behind the Sharknados.

THIS IS AWESOME!
2013-07-11 10:17:55 PM
1 votes:
Liquor store. Good call, get the necessities.
2013-07-11 10:15:17 PM
1 votes:
Man, this movie is so farking horrible it's awesome.  This is not even *wink, wink, we know we're bad and we're hamming it up*, this is....

*SNOOOOOOOOOORRRRT* 

"AND THEN THE FARKING SHARK CLIMBS THE FARKING ROPE! BUT GET THIS....wait, why am I yelling?"

*SNOOOOORRT*

THE FARKING SHARK DIES RIGHT BEFORE IT GETS THE GUY!  AND THEN...."
2013-07-11 10:15:12 PM
1 votes:
Cantore tweeting about it
2013-07-11 10:12:32 PM
1 votes:

sniderman: I'll bet he wishes he had some Bat Shark Repellent Spray.

[mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com image 250x279]


This is the second Fark thread I've been in today to discuss Shark Repellent Bat spray
2013-07-11 10:11:30 PM
1 votes:
Ok the only thing I need to see is a giant shark jumping out of the water to try to bite a guy climbing a ladder into a helicopter. Then I will declare this my favorite movie ever*.

*starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid
2013-07-11 10:11:00 PM
1 votes:

IronTom: You can see the sharks in the twister.


That's how you know it's legit.
2013-07-11 10:09:12 PM
1 votes:
Looks like yo mama was right. RIP fat dude.
2013-07-11 10:08:31 PM
1 votes:

Dack48: Kinda disappointed the Hollywood sign wasn't destroyed by a shark


The night is young.
2013-07-11 10:07:14 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Nevermind, a shark climbing the rope is far bettter.


lol
2013-07-11 10:07:01 PM
1 votes:
So the sharks are like dobermans at the junkyard?
2013-07-11 10:06:28 PM
1 votes:
The sharks have learned how to climb ropes!
2013-07-11 10:06:24 PM
1 votes:
That is a persistent shark.
2013-07-11 10:06:21 PM
1 votes:
Nevermind, a shark climbing the rope is far bettter.
2013-07-11 10:05:22 PM
1 votes:
7 hours of kid lifting later.
2013-07-11 10:05:10 PM
1 votes:
If only Steve has been so heroic in high school he could have gotten into Brenda's pants for sure.
2013-07-11 10:03:50 PM
1 votes:
At least kill the Harry Knowles looking motherfarker.
2013-07-11 10:01:57 PM
1 votes:

soopey: Super Sharknova?


Secret Nazi Sharks on the ISS.
2013-07-11 10:01:44 PM
1 votes:
Is that Cousin Oliver !?
2013-07-11 09:59:23 PM
1 votes:
was that car scene filmed in a car wash?
2013-07-11 09:59:08 PM
1 votes:
No wonder he left Tara Reid. In the middle of a Sharknado she still has to nag him.
2013-07-11 09:58:37 PM
1 votes:

js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.


From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!
2013-07-11 09:57:16 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: "It's kind of hot when you make the HJ motion on that shotgun"


racking the shotgun is sure to scare any intruder sharks away.
2013-07-11 09:56:58 PM
1 votes:

prettywarrior: Kevin's dad died so that we might fit Tara Reid into the SUV


Worst. Decision. Ever.

Besides that one where Ian Ziering had two kids with Tara Reid.
2013-07-11 09:55:48 PM
1 votes:
As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.
2013-07-11 09:55:47 PM
1 votes:

Confabulat: SyFy is getting their dollars' worth of that rain machine.


Three dudes each with a garden hose doesn't make a rain machine.
2013-07-11 09:53:44 PM
1 votes:

Via Infinito: Really. A period joke?


You're right. It does seem a bit highbrow for this production.
2013-07-11 09:53:32 PM
1 votes:
Surf the shark. Surf the shark. SURF THE SHARK! SURF THE SHARK!
2013-07-11 09:52:50 PM
1 votes:
A better line would have been, We're gonna need a bigger house"
2013-07-11 09:52:07 PM
1 votes:
I know what you're thinking shark: Did I fire 5 shotgun shells or 6?
2013-07-11 09:51:57 PM
1 votes:
Way to waste all the ammo, stripper girlfriend!
2013-07-11 09:51:36 PM
1 votes:
Bookshelves are like kryptonite to sharks
2013-07-11 09:51:12 PM
1 votes:
"What's the ruckus?"

26.media.tumblr.com

"Can you describe the ruckus?"
2013-07-11 09:50:42 PM
1 votes:
I didn't know sharks ate douche.
2013-07-11 09:45:08 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't the sewer alligators take care oc the sewer sharks?
Gawd, it's like they don't even care about real science.
2013-07-11 09:41:54 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Ahh man he was my favorite character and he died 40 minutes in.  Damn you sharknado!


It's the TV Movie version of Game of Thrones
2013-07-11 09:39:50 PM
1 votes:
Hes going to beat off a shark with that bar stool.
2013-07-11 09:39:19 PM
1 votes:
I bet the dog locked himself in the car so he wouldn't get an acting credit in the movie.
2013-07-11 09:39:14 PM
1 votes:
How is the water both in front of and behind them, yet they are just fine?  

Jesus.  That is the only answer.
2013-07-11 09:35:01 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, no Jersey Shore Shark Attack references yet?
2013-07-11 09:32:04 PM
1 votes:
The only thing that can beat the sharks when they hit the streets is the Jets! I smell a Tim Tebow Mark Sanchez cameo.
2013-07-11 09:31:30 PM
1 votes:

prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...


He explained it by saying all the vulnerable parts were "coated in silicone." Like the inside of Tara Reid's breastages.
2013-07-11 09:30:40 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: There are sharks in the streets


and sadly, no Jets.
2013-07-11 09:30:16 PM
1 votes:

prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?


That's how you end up eaten by a shark, right there.
2013-07-11 09:29:57 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.


So do the characters.
2013-07-11 09:29:21 PM
1 votes:

Roook: "Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar?  WHHYYYY?!?!"


Can you imagine the deductible on that?
2013-07-11 09:29:04 PM
1 votes:

prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?


Oh, really? Just wait.
2013-07-11 09:28:07 PM
1 votes:
"Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar?  WHHYYYY?!?!"
2013-07-11 09:27:38 PM
1 votes:
When the ferris wheel broke loose and crushed that guy and crashed into the building? I peed a little.
2013-07-11 09:26:48 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: How did Kevin's dad get that drunk that fast?


He was already two-and-a-half sheets to the wind when they started filming.
2013-07-11 09:25:30 PM
1 votes:

Roook: Does Tara Reid play a scientist in this?


Shark Whisperer
2013-07-11 09:24:21 PM
1 votes:
Ian Ziering and Tara Reid would have some terribly untalented offspring.
2013-07-11 09:23:22 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.

It's too f*cking hot for all that.


Actually it's 60 degrees here in the mountains of Arizona, but it's raining cats and sharks.
2013-07-11 09:23:10 PM
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.


Kind of like how Denise Richards was a scientist?
2013-07-11 09:22:51 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

I haven't seen her yet.  She's not the bartender.


Based on this thread, I thought she was the bartender and just had bad surgeries.

Tara shows up now. GO INLAND!
2013-07-11 09:22:34 PM
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.


Do you need a sharkarita?
2013-07-11 09:21:46 PM
1 votes:
These sharknachos are making me thirsty.
2013-07-11 09:20:26 PM
1 votes:
Urinate now or hold your peenado for another fifteen minutes.
2013-07-11 09:19:29 PM
1 votes:

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


*clap*
2013-07-11 09:18:35 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


I'd be really upset if somebody closed a bar because a few people died. This is a civilized society, dammit.
2013-07-11 09:18:33 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


And tapping their wounds. Hey, check this out LOL.
2013-07-11 09:18:33 PM
1 votes:
Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.
2013-07-11 09:16:10 PM
1 votes:

LlamaGirl: SilentStrider: And that matters why?

It was a joke.


I won't try to amuse myself anymore.

SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD


You can't quit now.  Was it over when the Lion ate Dorothy?
2013-07-11 09:13:31 PM
1 votes:
Hahahahaha!

My nephew: What is this movie?
Me: Sharknado. *laughing*
My nephew: *shakes head, leaves*
2013-07-11 09:13:26 PM
1 votes:
I'm also in awe of the ever changing amount of sunlight from shot to shot.
2013-07-11 09:12:17 PM
1 votes:
Random hammerhead. He must be lost.
2013-07-11 09:12:13 PM
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Some real quality green screen work in this movie, eh?  And I'm including covering over Tara Reid's scars.
2013-07-11 09:11:49 PM
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"GET OUTTA THE WATER!"

How?!? Is she supposed to run across the surface like Chiun?

/Remo
2013-07-11 09:11:36 PM
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crypticsatellite: IronTom: Looking forward to Sharkquake.

Earthshark!


EarfShark, with Guillermo Smith, Will Smith's cheaper Mexican counterpart.
2013-07-11 09:10:47 PM
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9021SHARK

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-11 09:10:41 PM
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SilentStrider: And that matters why?


It was a joke.


I won't try to amuse myself anymore.

SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD
2013-07-11 09:10:26 PM
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All I know is Ian Ziering still looks just like he did at Beverly Hills High.
2013-07-11 09:09:53 PM
1 votes:
Thunderstorm comin, TIME TO GET IN THE WATER
2013-07-11 09:08:35 PM
1 votes:
Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM
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The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG
2013-07-11 09:03:22 PM
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Igor Jakovsky: Hey stop with the spoilers on Super Shark
LOL


Sorry.  I didn't think it would ever see the light of day again.  I will definitely watch the whole thing if I ever get a chance -- the ending was great, and Fred Olen Ray has obviously come a long way since the virgin dance of the double chainsaws. (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.  Great premise, inconsistent presentation)
2013-07-11 09:02:43 PM
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Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Ummm....because it is a SHARKnado. Geez Igor, do I have to explain everything to you.
2013-07-11 09:00:08 PM
1 votes:
Hey stop with the spoilers on Super Shark

LOL
2013-07-11 08:55:12 PM
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Bathia_Mapes: Igor Jakovsky: The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?

I dunno, but somehow I missed it too. And it's directed by Fred Olen Ray, which makes me want to see it even more. Off to Netflix to see if they have it.


TUNE IN RIGHT NOW.  The army has deployed a quadraped shiat-kicker tank to fight it on the beach.

NOWNOWNOW!!!!
 
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