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2013-07-11 11:41:04 PM
4 votes:
i224.photobucket.com
2013-07-11 10:10:19 PM
3 votes:
It's about time they destroy the Hollywood sign in this movie. The Hollywood sign is second only to the Statue of Liberty in getting farked up in disaster films.
2013-07-12 08:34:40 AM
2 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: They are talking about how great Sharknadow was on Mike & Mike.  Was it a good movie, not good good, but bad good?


It was epic on a level that is hard to describe. I wouldn't call it so bad its good...more like a quantum superposition of both the best and worse movie existing simultaneously .
2013-07-12 12:11:20 AM
2 votes:
The least believable thing about Sharknado was a 35 year old Tara Reid having a 28 year old son and 24 year old daughter. The son looked as old as Ian Ziering and had a receding hairline.

And adding the sister's evil grin when the son was about to die was gold.

Now I want a Hot Shotgun Bartender solo shark movie. Possibly Sharkquake or Sharknami before an actual Sharknado sequel. She breaks up w/ Tara Reid's 30 year old son and decides to go on a vacation. While on a beach a 15.0 earthquake hits and liquifies the ground (introducing sharks). The result of the earthquake causes a shark filled tsunami. And in the center of the largest wave.....Sharktopus.
2013-07-11 11:13:09 PM
2 votes:

crypticsatellite: Mugato: This one looks sort of lame.

You might have said that about the last film in the first 5 minutes...


No. SHARKNADO was epic from the very beginning.
2013-07-11 11:09:07 PM
2 votes:
For Sharknado 2 Ian needs to attach a chainsaw to the rudder of a surfboard, jump out of the helicopter, and actually surf the Sharknado chopping them all the way down. Only way that ending could have been better.
2013-07-11 11:03:10 PM
2 votes:
www.readthehook.com
2013-07-11 10:56:31 PM
2 votes:
WTF????
2013-07-11 10:37:10 PM
2 votes:
SHARKS KILLED HOT BARTENDER'S FAMILY

SHE BETTER GET HER DAMAGER REVENGE BY DROPPING BOMBS INTO A SHARKNADO!@
2013-07-11 10:35:28 PM
2 votes:
I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out.

/magnificence on film
2013-07-11 10:34:54 PM
2 votes:
This is not the time to be having this conversation. We have to fight sharks, and drop bombs into the tornado.
2013-07-11 10:33:15 PM
2 votes:
Yes, drop bombs from the chopper into the tornado.

THAT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
2013-07-11 10:33:08 PM
2 votes:
Look, it's Chekhov's Chainsaw!
2013-07-11 10:31:42 PM
2 votes:
"We are going to stand and fight"

Against a tornado....of sharks...
2013-07-11 10:31:14 PM
2 votes:
Bland White People and Sharks The Movie
2013-07-11 10:30:08 PM
2 votes:
Man, poor chick should have stayed in her bomb shelter

SHE JUST GOT SUCKED UP INO THE SHARKNADO!
2013-07-11 10:21:52 PM
2 votes:
The three sharknados just formed a supersharknado
2013-07-11 10:21:31 PM
2 votes:
I swear to god, this script was a pieced together from Fark threads.
2013-07-11 10:19:16 PM
2 votes:
Conspiracy theorist convenience store worker is based on Fark political tab thread posters?
2013-07-11 10:18:23 PM
2 votes:
Finally, the liquor store. I don't know what the hell is wrong with people in disaster movies, get to the liquor store FIRST!.

It's got liquor and beef jerky and usually there's some way to shut the windows and there's probably a shotgun behind the counter.

GET THE FARK OUT MY LIQUOR STORE! is all i'd say for months
2013-07-11 10:18:11 PM
2 votes:
Impending apocalypse.

That has to be worth a drink.

Store owner will die.
2013-07-11 10:15:17 PM
2 votes:
Man, this movie is so farking horrible it's awesome.  This is not even *wink, wink, we know we're bad and we're hamming it up*, this is....

*SNOOOOOOOOOORRRRT* 

"AND THEN THE FARKING SHARK CLIMBS THE FARKING ROPE! BUT GET THIS....wait, why am I yelling?"

*SNOOOOORRT*

THE FARKING SHARK DIES RIGHT BEFORE IT GETS THE GUY!  AND THEN...."
2013-07-11 10:11:59 PM
2 votes:
Does anyone else think R.I.P.D. looks a lot like Men in Black?

/assuming we're all getting the same commercials
2013-07-11 09:38:37 PM
2 votes:
Finally, a natural disaster where Aquaman would be a useful superhero to have
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM
2 votes:
The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG
2013-07-11 09:06:31 PM
2 votes:
My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.
2013-07-11 07:33:48 PM
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

Retweeted to my Twitter feed by Wil Wheaton
2013-07-12 01:13:18 PM
1 votes:
This was an epic thread. Worthy of MST3K/Rifftrax.
2013-07-12 10:50:06 AM
1 votes:
I watched this piece of cinematic brilliance last night, and laughed my ass off.

I read the fark thread today, and pretty much just had a brain aneurysm. You farkers are the best

/want one of those badges in my profile
//epic lulz
2013-07-12 10:40:18 AM
1 votes:

SmackLT: CloseYourMouth: It was epic on a level that is hard to describe. I wouldn't call it so bad its good...more like a quantum superposition of both the best and worse movie existing simultaneously .

This is the best description I've heard yet.


Seconded in both regards -- the movie and the description.  This is no Plan 9, it's genuinely entertaining and full of the little touches that makes Asylum great.  The only thing I can compare it to is 'Ice Spiders', but Sharknado paints a much broader canvas, not restricted geographically, and with infinitely mobile threats.
2013-07-12 09:46:11 AM
1 votes:

CloseYourMouth: It was epic on a level that is hard to describe. I wouldn't call it so bad its good...more like a quantum superposition of both the best and worse movie existing simultaneously .


This is the best description I've heard yet.
2013-07-12 12:57:53 AM
1 votes:
I love how sharks growl in this movie. I'd love to learn the evolutionary advantage that gives. I bet it really intimidates those squeaky dolphins.
2013-07-12 12:56:34 AM
1 votes:
Wait....Is Brooke Hogan killed the two headed shark ALONE with one piece of wood?

Did Hulk book this movie?
2013-07-12 12:55:24 AM
1 votes:
If I ever end up in a situation like this I am never saying "I'll be right behind you"

EVER
2013-07-12 12:53:52 AM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Also, for those keeping score:

Sharknado->Hot Bartender lives
This movie->Hot girls die so Brooke Hogan can live


Girl in the pink has a nice rack.
2013-07-12 12:44:28 AM
1 votes:
Part of me wants everyone but the Indian guy to die. If he ends up on a lifeboat with a Tiger..... BEST LIFE OF PI PREQUEL EVER
2013-07-12 12:42:45 AM
1 votes:
Women are so bad at directions...they got lost following people in the jungle AND ran back towards the water. Wow. That is bad.

"I think we're good"~Said while standing on a pier
2013-07-12 12:21:21 AM
1 votes:
Man, who thought: You know what this Red 2 trailer needs.....a political speech about the NSA
2013-07-12 12:18:45 AM
1 votes:
Also, someone needs to update her wiki page to include all the love and how she was the star of Sharknado: Link
2013-07-12 12:17:19 AM
1 votes:
Based on ages, Tara Reid would have been 8 to have that kid.
2013-07-12 12:15:03 AM
1 votes:
The atoll is collapsing.
2013-07-12 12:08:08 AM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: [cdn.crooksandliars.com image 425x239]

Our country is so f*ckin' doomed.


If true, that is AWESOME.
2013-07-12 12:01:22 AM
1 votes:
cdn.crooksandliars.com

Our country is so f*ckin' doomed.
2013-07-11 11:57:58 PM
1 votes:
Watching Brooke Hogan's acting reminds me that there are poor suffering folks who watched Impact tonight
2013-07-11 11:33:46 PM
1 votes:
The funniest thing about this movie might be imagining Tara Reid in some bar right now, watching the trending on Twitter, thinking "This is totally going to get my career back on track!"
2013-07-11 11:33:17 PM
1 votes:
I dont get it.  Are the sharks like the knights who say Nee and argue with each other?
2013-07-11 11:33:02 PM
1 votes:
These sharks are like Jason--killing the fornicators.
2013-07-11 11:31:39 PM
1 votes:
Here we go, backstory
2013-07-11 11:29:06 PM
1 votes:
Actually, an MSPaint badge for this thread would be appropriate for the level of CGI in the movie.
2013-07-11 11:26:50 PM
1 votes:
It's nice that the two heads can share.
2013-07-11 11:23:53 PM
1 votes:
Hello, Carmen.
2013-07-11 11:19:55 PM
1 votes:
We need to break 1000 comments!
2013-07-11 11:18:30 PM
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: ecmoRandomNumbers: We're only a couple dozen posts short of a thousand here. Did everybody pass out at the end of SHARKNADO?

This movie seems a good wind-down from Sharknado.


That girl didn't like the idea of a feeding frenzy, but she looks a little hungry,
2013-07-11 11:17:22 PM
1 votes:
images.buddytv.com

Goddamn it, where's my agents number? Why the hell wasn't I up for this movie?
2013-07-11 11:09:53 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: This one looks sort of lame.


there are a lot of bikinis per square inch
2013-07-11 11:09:42 PM
1 votes:
2 Headed Shark Attack was a fantastic book. I hope they don't butcher it like they did Harry Potter.
2013-07-11 11:07:08 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: Brooke Hogan AND Carmen Electra in the same movie to follow it up??


Is that Jerry O'Connell's ugly brother?
2013-07-11 11:06:23 PM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: I find it hard to imagine anything topping this movie. Ever.


Indeed. I'm getting this on DVD as soon as it comes out. I haven't laughed this hard all summer.

And holy hell this thread was cracking me up too. Farkers are the best.
2013-07-11 11:04:56 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: Brooke Hogan AND Carmen Electra in the same movie to follow it up??



And Vern's brother. Nice to see he's still working.
2013-07-11 11:04:00 PM
1 votes:
Brooke Hogan AND Carmen Electra in the same movie to follow it up??
2013-07-11 11:03:50 PM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: I find it hard to imagine anything topping this movie. Ever.


What about a Sharknado with Sharktopus in it?
2013-07-11 11:03:33 PM
1 votes:

12349876: So how long until Rifftrax?


I don't think you can rifftrax  a movie as awesome and self aware as this.
2013-07-11 11:02:40 PM
1 votes:
So everyone in the water...in pairs, so the two-headed shark can eat them.
2013-07-11 11:02:25 PM
1 votes:
...and the Academy Award for best picture goes to....

*opens envelope*

*Is killed by flying shark wielding a chainsaw*
2013-07-11 11:02:25 PM
1 votes:
I feel like I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.
2013-07-11 11:02:07 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Wouldn't Zierling leading with the chainsaw into the shark gullet dismember the girl?


Probably, but this is a movie with sharks being swept up in a tornado, so continue with your willing suspension of disbelief.
2013-07-11 11:01:15 PM
1 votes:
Goddamn it, I thought I was OK with not having cable TV anymore....then this thing. Reading this thread has been better than anything I've watched on actual TV in years.
2013-07-11 11:00:58 PM
1 votes:
I loved everything about that. Next up 2-Headed Shark Attack!
2013-07-11 10:59:56 PM
1 votes:
www.ski-epic.com
2013-07-11 10:58:58 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't Zierling leading with the chainsaw into the shark gullet dismember the girl?
2013-07-11 10:58:56 PM
1 votes:
Did they CGI her teeth white? That's the best job of CGI in the whole movie.
2013-07-11 10:58:42 PM
1 votes:
All the original SyFy movies suck and are lame, or no I thought. I would put this between Lawrence of Arabia and The Godfather.
2013-07-11 10:58:42 PM
1 votes:
If he were Jum Carrey, he would have said, kinda hot in these great whites
2013-07-11 10:58:21 PM
1 votes:
I'm sorry, but that right there blew away the idea of surfing sharks.
2013-07-11 10:58:18 PM
1 votes:
Oh god I think I came
2013-07-11 10:58:16 PM
1 votes:
i cant breath laughing too hard!!
2013-07-11 10:58:09 PM
1 votes:
SAME SHARK!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!!!?!??!?!?
2013-07-11 10:57:40 PM
1 votes:
This is just like Jim Carrey climbing out the rhino's ass.
2013-07-11 10:57:38 PM
1 votes:
HE JUST PULLED HOT BARTENDER OUT

That just happened.
2013-07-11 10:57:27 PM
1 votes:
She lives!!!
2013-07-11 10:57:13 PM
1 votes:
He jumped INTO the shark.

I want to hang with the writers. They have the best blow coming right out of Colombia.
2013-07-11 10:56:55 PM
1 votes:
Oh! Men In Black scene. He loves his chainsaw.
2013-07-11 10:56:25 PM
1 votes:
sushi time
2013-07-11 10:56:00 PM
1 votes:
activerain.com
2013-07-11 10:54:18 PM
1 votes:
Shark imprint on the walk of fame.

I just came.
2013-07-11 10:54:16 PM
1 votes:
So is the daughter a vampire? Is there some kind of Twilight plot twist coming.
2013-07-11 10:53:59 PM
1 votes:
DId he just say "I'm going to finish this"?

Is he going to fight the Sharknado mano a mano?
2013-07-11 10:52:47 PM
1 votes:
Did Shotgun girl really just get eaten? And farking Tara Reid is still alive?
2013-07-11 10:52:40 PM
1 votes:
YYYEEEAHHHH!!!!
2013-07-11 10:52:26 PM
1 votes:
"You must be so proud
"I am"

Tara Reid: smiles stupidly.
2013-07-11 10:52:26 PM
1 votes:
Hot bartender just got killed.....DAMN YOU SHARKNADO!
2013-07-11 10:52:06 PM
1 votes:
NOT HOT CHICK
2013-07-11 10:51:34 PM
1 votes:
CONNECT FOUR SURVIVED. NEVAR FORGET
2013-07-11 10:51:05 PM
1 votes:
Re-used footage is re-used.
2013-07-11 10:50:46 PM
1 votes:
Was that Jamie Curtiss in the nursing home?
2013-07-11 10:50:15 PM
1 votes:
Did that swimming pool just explode or am I having a stroke.
2013-07-11 10:50:08 PM
1 votes:
Why is he worried about the shark in the pool?  THAT'S THE ONE SHARK NOT GETTING OUT!
2013-07-11 10:49:04 PM
1 votes:
Can't get outta the pool. Soakin' my 'rhoids.
2013-07-11 10:48:44 PM
1 votes:
I hate to be That Guy and predict an Oscar for best picture of 2013 before the year is even over, but I've now stood up and applauded on three separate occasions. I didn't even do that for Chariots of Fire.
2013-07-11 10:48:32 PM
1 votes:
Dead reporter watched by old people.
2013-07-11 10:48:09 PM
1 votes:
They're playing Connect Four through the crisis?
2013-07-11 10:47:35 PM
1 votes:
And down goes Aussie guy
2013-07-11 10:46:44 PM
1 votes:
Ian Ziering just chopped a shark in mid air with a chainsaw.  My life is complete.
2013-07-11 10:41:51 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: I'm sorry, I want to see the Marky Mark/Denzel movie.


Yeah, it's about time for a Lethal Weapon reboot. The original guys are too old for this shiat.
2013-07-11 10:41:24 PM
1 votes:

EnviroDude: On an unrelated note, why is Alex Baldwin still on tv?


good old boy network.
2013-07-11 10:39:43 PM
1 votes:
"So my mom upended and floated up like a kind of a top. She'd been bitten in half above the waist. So wanna make out?"
2013-07-11 10:37:43 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad they're filling in the back story on why this chick is unhappy with sharks falling from the sky and eating everyone, I was really curious why she seemed to be in such a bad mood.
2013-07-11 10:37:30 PM
1 votes:
Anyway, we dropped the bomb.
2013-07-11 10:37:14 PM
1 votes:
Captain Quint ain't got sh*t on the Slutty Waitress.
2013-07-11 10:37:04 PM
1 votes:
BACKSTORY!
2013-07-11 10:36:24 PM
1 votes:
We're padding out the movie with a touching ans stilted dialog scene.
2013-07-11 10:36:20 PM
1 votes:
Hot bartender going from father to son...she moves quick.
2013-07-11 10:36:07 PM
1 votes:

sniderman: I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out.

/magnificence on film


Look for the ad right after the credits.
2013-07-11 10:35:40 PM
1 votes:
Ah, now I see why they stopped for tampons...
2013-07-11 10:35:23 PM
1 votes:
That family scene was worse than Hitler.
2013-07-11 10:33:38 PM
1 votes:
BOMB THE SHARKNADOS
2013-07-11 10:33:36 PM
1 votes:
Bombs INTO the tornados. Science biatches.
2013-07-11 10:33:27 PM
1 votes:
Yes STOP THE TORNADO WITH BOMBS!
2013-07-11 10:33:00 PM
1 votes:
The A-Team scene, they're putting on the jazz.
2013-07-11 10:32:42 PM
1 votes:
I.....I......am so proud to be an American Right Now.  This movie is why we exist.
2013-07-11 10:32:38 PM
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: How does one fight a Sharknado?


with chainsaws!
2013-07-11 10:32:27 PM
1 votes:
We're going to FIGHT THE SHARKNADO!
2013-07-11 10:31:54 PM
1 votes:
Actually the weather looks pretty clear where they are at.
2013-07-11 10:31:54 PM
1 votes:
How do you stand and fight a sharknado with a crowbar?
2013-07-11 10:31:31 PM
1 votes:
It's a miracle that helicopter wasn't damaged by that tornado that wrecked the building next to it.
2013-07-11 10:30:57 PM
1 votes:
The shark to nado ratio is way off.
2013-07-11 10:30:45 PM
1 votes:
YES!  Step iNTO the special effect!
2013-07-11 10:29:51 PM
1 votes:
100% chance of sharks.
2013-07-11 10:29:23 PM
1 votes:
Wait, Tara Reid has like a 22-year old son?
2013-07-11 10:28:51 PM
1 votes:
F5 tornado, with sharks
2013-07-11 10:28:48 PM
1 votes:

bojon: More grist for the MST3000 comeback mill.


yeah, but this is supposed to be bad
2013-07-11 10:26:53 PM
1 votes:
More grist for the MST3000 comeback mill.
2013-07-11 10:26:26 PM
1 votes:

soopey: There's 35 minutes left. There better be a hell of a lot more sharks being 'nadoed soon.


Surfing must still play into this somehow...

i.imgur.com
2013-07-11 10:25:42 PM
1 votes:
Farkers in LA, do all motor vehicles in LA come standard with a tank of NOS?
2013-07-11 10:25:38 PM
1 votes:
The black guy in Pacific Rim is inspiring. "Today we celebrate our Indepen....uh, Pacific Rim".

*rousing music*
2013-07-11 10:24:46 PM
1 votes:

js34603: WTF were they running from the cops? And who puts nitrous in a Hummer?


Someone who needs to go REALLY FARKING FAST for about 1/8 of a mile before running out of gas
2013-07-11 10:24:23 PM
1 votes:
There's 35 minutes left. There better be a hell of a lot more sharks being 'nadoed soon.
2013-07-11 10:23:37 PM
1 votes:
Idris Elba is all sorts of badass.
2013-07-11 10:22:22 PM
1 votes:
Why is there a retirement home next to the airport?

Because old folks can't hear?
2013-07-11 10:22:09 PM
1 votes:
Bad CG aside, this is actually not the worse shot SyFy Original film I've seen.
2013-07-11 10:21:36 PM
1 votes:
Because no vehicle is complete without a nitrous button.  Anyone got a Whip-It?
2013-07-11 10:21:13 PM
1 votes:
Nitrous in a hummer?

Drink whiskey now.
2013-07-11 10:21:02 PM
1 votes:
The Hummer has NoS!!!!!
2013-07-11 10:20:49 PM
1 votes:
I bet Tara Reid got pregnant by a shark. Sequel!
2013-07-11 10:20:37 PM
1 votes:

Dack48: Wait, where did this Humm-Vee come from?


the roof of anbuilding across from the liqour store.

I think.
2013-07-11 10:20:24 PM
1 votes:
I assume being on a motorcycle while sharks are falling out of the sky will be unfortunate for that policeman.
2013-07-11 10:19:38 PM
1 votes:
Funny comment from Twitter:

@BenjySarlin:  I hate all these bandwagon fans watching #Sharknado on TV who didn't read all the books first
2013-07-11 10:19:32 PM
1 votes:
Wait, where did this Humm-Vee come from?
2013-07-11 10:19:14 PM
1 votes:
This movie is actually far less cheesy and hilarious than Sharktopus.  I kinda miss the cartoony special effects and ridiculous dialog.  And that one that had Tiffany and Debbie Gibson...wow.
2013-07-11 10:18:37 PM
1 votes:
The local news should have interviewed the pot dealer from Grandma's Boy.
2013-07-11 10:18:19 PM
1 votes:
Wait....Obama's secret weather machine is behind the Sharknados.

THIS IS AWESOME!
2013-07-11 10:17:58 PM
1 votes:
No food in the store, but TONS of booze.....
2013-07-11 10:17:51 PM
1 votes:
Was Tara Reid taking pregnancy tests?
2013-07-11 10:17:51 PM
1 votes:
Are those pregnancy tests? Please God let those be pregnancy tests.
2013-07-11 10:17:50 PM
1 votes:
Long news intro.  Must be REALLY important.
2013-07-11 10:17:19 PM
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Where did all those kids go?


I would assume anyone not shown for more than 5 minutes has been eaten by a shark.
2013-07-11 10:17:05 PM
1 votes:

imapirate: This can't get any worse.


You were wrong.
2013-07-11 10:16:47 PM
1 votes:
I just tuned in like 15 minutes ago. Why are the sharks breathing.....nevermind.

Is Tara Reid playing her own mother in this? Damn.
2013-07-11 10:16:47 PM
1 votes:
Seriously? That thing exploded from that? Wow.
2013-07-11 10:16:33 PM
1 votes:
Why that fark did it explode? What did I miss? That was right out of the Simpsons.
2013-07-11 10:16:19 PM
1 votes:
Bloody hell! Haha oh shiat.
2013-07-11 10:16:00 PM
1 votes:
Aw man, Ian Zierings infected by the shark now!
2013-07-11 10:15:37 PM
1 votes:
Where did all those kids go?
2013-07-11 10:14:49 PM
1 votes:
Why's the slutty waitress driving now?
2013-07-11 10:12:55 PM
1 votes:

SpikeStrip: jaws ride at universal studios...attack!


Sorry, they replaced that with Harry Potter.
2013-07-11 10:12:48 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Does anyone else think R.I.P.D. looks a lot like Men in Black?

/assuming we're all getting the same commercials


That's exactly what it is, but with dead people instead of aliens.
2013-07-11 10:12:14 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: It's about time they destroy the Hollywood sign in this movie. The Hollywood sign is second only to the Statue of Liberty in getting farked up in disaster films.


Don't forget Christ the Redeemer and the Eiffel Tower.
2013-07-11 10:12:09 PM
1 votes:
According to @Bodycounters, the count so far is 16 people, 5 sharks, and one unlucky duck.
2013-07-11 10:11:30 PM
1 votes:
Ok the only thing I need to see is a giant shark jumping out of the water to try to bite a guy climbing a ladder into a helicopter. Then I will declare this my favorite movie ever*.

*starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid
2013-07-11 10:10:36 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, there are farking sharks in farking tornadoes. If I swept floors at McDonald's I'd feel better that I wasn't in this movie.
2013-07-11 10:09:12 PM
1 votes:
Looks like yo mama was right. RIP fat dude.
2013-07-11 10:08:53 PM
1 votes:

DaintySavage: Fat guy gets eaten.


apologies for not specifying it would be by sheet metal
2013-07-11 10:07:32 PM
1 votes:
Chumlee must die.
2013-07-11 10:05:13 PM
1 votes:
The dorky guy is gonna get et.
2013-07-11 10:05:05 PM
1 votes:
I bet fatty's gonna get it.
2013-07-11 10:03:50 PM
1 votes:
At least kill the Harry Knowles looking motherfarker.
2013-07-11 10:01:48 PM
1 votes:
That shark has attached missile sharks.
2013-07-11 10:01:42 PM
1 votes:
THAT SHARK WAS ARMED WITH SHARKS!!!
2013-07-11 09:59:44 PM
1 votes:
This entire thread is one big SNARKNADO
2013-07-11 09:57:18 PM
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.


I fully believe that Sharknado from the opening credits is coming back. If they find a way to combine that with mitch's surfing prediction...in a bad CGI downtown LA. This thread is hitting 1000 posts
2013-07-11 09:56:23 PM
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Tornado warning! Sharknado warning!
2013-07-11 09:54:24 PM
1 votes:
SyFy is getting their dollars' worth of that rain machine.
2013-07-11 09:46:03 PM
1 votes:
This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.
2013-07-11 09:42:20 PM
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IronTom: wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?


I don't know. I think hydroponics had a lot to do with this movie, indirectly.
2013-07-11 09:42:08 PM
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These special effects are truly, truly awful.  They didn't even texture the truck when it drove through the water.
2013-07-11 09:34:56 PM
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ecmoRandomNumbers: crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?

Oh, really? Just wait.

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There is another furry mammalian in the background there.
2013-07-11 09:28:26 PM
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Did he just shoot that with the missile guns from that tom selleck/gene Simmons movie?
2013-07-11 09:25:07 PM
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I'm waiting for the twist where Tera Reid was a shark the whole time, and the sharknado has just come to take her back home where she belongs.
2013-07-11 09:23:26 PM
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Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.
2013-07-11 09:18:35 PM
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Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


I'd be really upset if somebody closed a bar because a few people died. This is a civilized society, dammit.
2013-07-11 09:16:53 PM
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TheManofPA: So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?


I care. She was hot
2013-07-11 09:13:31 PM
1 votes:
Hahahahaha!

My nephew: What is this movie?
Me: Sharknado. *laughing*
My nephew: *shakes head, leaves*
2013-07-11 09:13:00 PM
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Bouncin' boobs!
2013-07-11 09:12:44 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.


Slow dance Sharknado chubby?
2013-07-11 09:08:13 PM
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TheManofPA: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.

Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?


Dear god, Banthia, trademark that right now. We'll get the tens of dollars from the sequel in rights.

HA, Hurricane on the west coast. And yet, I'm okay with a sharknado, not naming a storm wrong
2013-07-11 09:07:21 PM
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Igor Jakovsky: ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!

Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.


I'm in a small town. No cable companies for 60 miles.
2013-07-11 09:05:53 PM
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ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.


They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.
2013-07-11 09:04:16 PM
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ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!


Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.
2013-07-11 09:02:43 PM
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Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Ummm....because it is a SHARKnado. Geez Igor, do I have to explain everything to you.
2013-07-11 09:01:54 PM
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TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO


Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?
2013-07-11 08:59:52 PM
1 votes:
I am honestly more excited about this then I am to see any movie in theaters this summer.
2013-07-11 08:54:54 PM
1 votes:
i know john heard is a "that guy" and all, but given the crappy cast he deserves top billing.
2013-07-11 08:48:10 PM
1 votes:
12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.
2013-07-11 08:18:23 PM
1 votes:
asylum makes no claims that their movies are any more than sh*tty and that's what makes them hilarious.
2013-07-11 07:50:38 PM
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Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!


Sounds like you have a great evening in store. I love cheesy Asylum movies.
2013-07-11 07:46:37 PM
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Be on the lookout for inconsistent perspective.  One scene it's 100 feet long, another scene it's 10 feet long.  They do that all the time with these octo-shark-saura-gator movies.
2013-07-11 07:45:51 PM
1 votes:
I hope its as gloriously awful as Jersey Shore Shark Attack. I can't wait.
2013-07-11 07:38:50 PM
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calbert: /jumped the sharknado already


FTFY
2013-07-11 07:37:12 PM
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Langston: Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.


this is the 3rd Sharknado thread greenlit today.

/jumped the shark already
2013-07-11 07:27:34 PM
1 votes:
Oh yeah. It's freaking on tonight! I won't even need to get drunk to enjoy this gloriously shiatty movie.
 
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