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2013-07-11 10:37:14 PM  
Captain Quint ain't got sh*t on the Slutty Waitress.
 
2013-07-11 10:37:30 PM  
Is she quoting Jaws now?
 
2013-07-11 10:37:30 PM  
Anyway, we dropped the bomb.
 
2013-07-11 10:37:32 PM  

sniderman: I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out.

/magnificence on film


I am looking forward to the music from the film.
 
2013-07-11 10:37:33 PM  
Quintette?
 
2013-07-11 10:37:43 PM  
Revenge for the family members murdered by sharks of tornados past!
 
2013-07-11 10:37:43 PM  
I'm glad they're filling in the back story on why this chick is unhappy with sharks falling from the sky and eating everyone, I was really curious why she seemed to be in such a bad mood.
 
2013-07-11 10:37:48 PM  

Earguy: sniderman: I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out.

/magnificence on film

Look for the ad right after the credits.


Drat, I wasn't quite right.  September 3.
 
2013-07-11 10:38:00 PM  
Back story?

BOOOOOOORRRRRIIINNNGGGG!!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:38:06 PM  
That's why I hate sharks. Also I choose to live and work in the beach.
 
2013-07-11 10:38:09 PM  
Character building in Sharknado? What's my motivation for hating sharks?
 
2013-07-11 10:38:14 PM  
crocodile hunter reference too
 
2013-07-11 10:38:15 PM  
Precious backstory. 15 minutes from the end I'm really starting to connect with hot bartender and Ian Ziering's son...what's his name.
 
2013-07-11 10:38:50 PM  
...and that's why i hate sharks.
 
2013-07-11 10:38:59 PM  
biatch just stole her backstory from the USS Indianapolis.
 
2013-07-11 10:38:59 PM  
How many can fit in that clown Chopper?
 
2013-07-11 10:39:08 PM  
A smiley face on a bomb to be dropped into a sharknado. Ok then.
 
2013-07-11 10:39:12 PM  
This should not be a two hour movie, it should be a Lonesome Dove like miniseries.
 
2013-07-11 10:39:17 PM  
You know, I'm starting to worry that we aren't going to get a rocking shark surfing scene.
 
2013-07-11 10:39:18 PM  
Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.
 
2013-07-11 10:39:24 PM  
She was hott until we found out she has a scar.  Gross.
 
2013-07-11 10:39:37 PM  
WHEELBARROW BOMB GOES IN THE CHOPPAH.
 
2013-07-11 10:39:43 PM  
"So my mom upended and floated up like a kind of a top. She'd been bitten in half above the waist. So wanna make out?"
 
2013-07-11 10:39:46 PM  
On an unrelated note, why is Alex Baldwin still on tv?
 
2013-07-11 10:40:20 PM  
he will surf the bomb on the back of a shark INTO the sharknado!
 
2013-07-11 10:40:20 PM  
I'm sorry, I want to see the Marky Mark/Denzel movie.
 
2013-07-11 10:40:58 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: he will surf the bomb on the back of a shark INTO the sharknado!


I will pass out if that happens. I will not be able to handle it.
 
2013-07-11 10:41:03 PM  

crypticsatellite: Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.


They do?

[Fry-take-my-money.jpg]
 
2013-07-11 10:41:09 PM  

TheManofPA: You know, I'm starting to worry that we aren't going to get a rocking shark surfing scene.


I'm going to be pissed if I don't see that dude surfing a farking shark.
 
2013-07-11 10:41:11 PM  

SilentStrider: A smiley face on a bomb to be dropped into a sharknado. Ok then.


With the Aussie guy riding it down ala Slim Pickens, shouting yeehaw...
 
2013-07-11 10:41:24 PM  

EnviroDude: On an unrelated note, why is Alex Baldwin still on tv?


good old boy network.
 
2013-07-11 10:41:24 PM  
WHEELBARROW BOMB ALL THE SKY-BOUND SHARKS
 
2013-07-11 10:41:29 PM  
Those girls in the Fiat commercial look good, but I bet they have bad B.O. what with it being the 18th century and all.
 
2013-07-11 10:41:45 PM  

TheManofPA: You know, I'm starting to worry that we aren't going to get a rocking shark surfing scene.


All the sharks are in tornadoes, and you can't surf on a tornado that would just be silly....

Hopefully someone will fall out of the helicopter and have to surf a piece of debris down the tornado to the ground or back to the choppa!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:41:51 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I'm sorry, I want to see the Marky Mark/Denzel movie.


Yeah, it's about time for a Lethal Weapon reboot. The original guys are too old for this shiat.
 
2013-07-11 10:41:55 PM  

crypticsatellite: Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.


For the price of the DVD you could probably get the cast to come to your house and strip.
 
2013-07-11 10:42:11 PM  

Diego Armando: SilentStrider: A smiley face on a bomb to be dropped into a sharknado. Ok then.

With the Aussie guy riding it down ala Slim Pickens, shouting yeehaw...


This. Must. Happen.
 
2013-07-11 10:42:19 PM  
Finally, I'm caught up with y'all, started 30 mins late and been DVRing through the commercials.

Let's do this.
 
2013-07-11 10:42:24 PM  

Via Infinito: TheManofPA: You know, I'm starting to worry that we aren't going to get a rocking shark surfing scene.

I'm going to be pissed if I don't see that dude surfing a farking shark.


yes, surfing a farking shark,
 
2013-07-11 10:42:55 PM  
the.squid:
Hopefully someone will fall out of the helicopter and have to surf a piece of debris down the tornado to the ground or back to the choppa!!!

Shark Star.
 
2013-07-11 10:43:06 PM  

Diego Armando: SilentStrider: A smiley face on a bomb to be dropped into a sharknado. Ok then.

With the Aussie guy riding it down ala Slim Pickens, shouting yeehaw...


No, apparently his suicide mission is on the ground.
 
2013-07-11 10:43:18 PM  
This is really happening, people.
 
2013-07-11 10:43:36 PM  
This is going to be awesome cinematography.
 
2013-07-11 10:43:48 PM  

js34603: crypticsatellite: Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.

For the price of the DVD you could probably get the cast to come to your house and strip.


That's part of the boxed set that's going to be released during the holiday season.
 
2013-07-11 10:43:49 PM  
I was pretty sure the Aussie guy was going to die. Can't believe he's gone this long.
 
2013-07-11 10:43:53 PM  
Is it still considered daddy issues if the bartender nails her boss' son?
 
2013-07-11 10:44:02 PM  

crypticsatellite: Note that the DVDs of these SyFy movies HAVE NUDITY.


Really?  What in the movie  would have nudity that I'd want to see?
 
2013-07-11 10:44:43 PM  
Nice shootin', Tex.
 
2013-07-11 10:44:49 PM  
Did that guy just shot the shark through a tornado with a pistol.
 
2013-07-11 10:44:52 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger chopper.

There we go.
 
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