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2013-07-11 10:31:29 PM

bojon: I wonder if her name was Dorothy?


Make sure to check the credits
 
2013-07-11 10:31:30 PM
Good thing the sharknado missed the helo.
 
2013-07-11 10:31:31 PM
It's a miracle that helicopter wasn't damaged by that tornado that wrecked the building next to it.
 
2013-07-11 10:31:42 PM
"We are going to stand and fight"

Against a tornado....of sharks...
 
2013-07-11 10:31:45 PM
Eye of the sharkicane! The eyewall of sharks will rain down on you soon!
 
2013-07-11 10:31:46 PM
You're gonna stand and fight the SHARKNADO?!
 
2013-07-11 10:31:47 PM
How does one fight a Sharknado?
 
2013-07-11 10:31:49 PM

js34603: Ok the only thing I need to see is a giant shark jumping out of the water to try to bite a guy climbing a ladder into a helicopter. Then I will declare this my favorite movie ever*.

*starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid


You just may get your wish...
 
2013-07-11 10:31:54 PM
How do you stand and fight a sharknado with a crowbar?
 
2013-07-11 10:31:54 PM
Actually the weather looks pretty clear where they are at.
 
2013-07-11 10:31:55 PM
SEMPER DUMBASS!
 
2013-07-11 10:32:25 PM
Interesting time to make a move on the slutty waitress, Matt, but I like it.
 
2013-07-11 10:32:27 PM
We're going to FIGHT THE SHARKNADO!
 
2013-07-11 10:32:30 PM
They're going to lure the sharks into the trap a la Tremors 2?
 
2013-07-11 10:32:33 PM
Shotguns leave no buckshots
 
2013-07-11 10:32:38 PM

crypticsatellite: How does one fight a Sharknado?


with chainsaws!
 
2013-07-11 10:32:42 PM
I.....I......am so proud to be an American Right Now.  This movie is why we exist.
 
2013-07-11 10:32:47 PM
is that patrick swayze back from the dead?
 
2013-07-11 10:32:48 PM
I bet shotgun girl gets the hots for the son!
 
2013-07-11 10:33:00 PM
The A-Team scene, they're putting on the jazz.
 
2013-07-11 10:33:08 PM
Look, it's Chekhov's Chainsaw!
 
2013-07-11 10:33:10 PM
Wait....they are going to throw bombs at the tornado.......
 
2013-07-11 10:33:15 PM
Yes, drop bombs from the chopper into the tornado.

THAT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
 
2013-07-11 10:33:16 PM

Earguy: Igor Jakovsky: Earguy: This movie is actually far less cheesy and hilarious than Sharktopus.  I kinda miss the cartoony special effects and ridiculous dialog.  And that one that had Tiffany and Debbie Gibson...wow.

As someone who was growing up in the late 80s I still need to watch this movie.

Tiffany has some huge pendulous breasts.

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Thats the Earguy we all know and love.
 
2013-07-11 10:33:27 PM
Yes STOP THE TORNADO WITH BOMBS!
 
2013-07-11 10:33:28 PM
They are going to blow up the tornadoes....get to da choppa!
 
2013-07-11 10:33:29 PM

IronTom: crypticsatellite: How does one fight a Sharknado?

with chainsaws!


IronTom: crypticsatellite: How does one fight a Sharknado?

with chainsaws!


Clearly.
 
2013-07-11 10:33:36 PM
Bombs INTO the tornados. Science biatches.
 
2013-07-11 10:33:38 PM
BOMB THE SHARKNADOS
 
2013-07-11 10:34:06 PM

crypticsatellite: How does one fight a Sharknado?


RoyScheidernado?
 
2013-07-11 10:34:12 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: How do you stand and fight a sharknado with a crowbar?


With electric hedge clippers?
 
2013-07-11 10:34:12 PM
Tornado coming! Get behind this sheet metal! Also let's get into this hardware store!
 
2013-07-11 10:34:21 PM
Looks like we might be getting the chopper scene soon.
 
2013-07-11 10:34:54 PM
This is not the time to be having this conversation. We have to fight sharks, and drop bombs into the tornado.
 
2013-07-11 10:35:19 PM
Sharknados can bring together a broken family

Come on hot bartender, live out this movie.
 
2013-07-11 10:35:23 PM
That family scene was worse than Hitler.
 
2013-07-11 10:35:28 PM
I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out.

/magnificence on film
 
2013-07-11 10:35:40 PM
Ah, now I see why they stopped for tampons...
 
2013-07-11 10:35:50 PM

mitchcumstein1: This is not the time to be having this conversation. We have to fight sharks, and drop bombs into the tornado.


Oh God I want to have babies with this movie.
 
2013-07-11 10:35:51 PM
I came for you first....because I thought Matt was in Tampa, but that's irrelevant, c'mon.
 
2013-07-11 10:36:00 PM
Hot glue gun accident!
 
2013-07-11 10:36:07 PM

sniderman: I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out.

/magnificence on film


Look for the ad right after the credits.
 
2013-07-11 10:36:20 PM
Hot bartender going from father to son...she moves quick.
 
2013-07-11 10:36:24 PM
We're padding out the movie with a touching ans stilted dialog scene.
 
2013-07-11 10:36:25 PM
Nova is Spanish for it doesn't go, nerdy kid. Go eat a shark, dickbag!
 
2013-07-11 10:36:28 PM

Diego Armando: Ah, now I see why they stopped for tampons...

 
2013-07-11 10:36:53 PM

sniderman: I will buy the DVD of this the MOMENT is comes out.

/magnificence on film


You're gonna have to be there early...gonna be a run on them
 
2013-07-11 10:37:04 PM
BACKSTORY!
 
2013-07-11 10:37:06 PM

regindyn: That family scene was worse than Hitler.


I want to find out what Hitler has to say about the sharknado.
 
2013-07-11 10:37:10 PM
SHARKS KILLED HOT BARTENDER'S FAMILY

SHE BETTER GET HER DAMAGER REVENGE BY DROPPING BOMBS INTO A SHARKNADO!@
 
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