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2013-07-11 10:02:20 PM
I'm just waiting for people to come to this tab and go wait.....450 posts on Sharknado?
 
2013-07-11 10:02:29 PM
5 will get you 10 that Harry Knowles-looking guy in the bus is about to get eated.

/taking bets
 
2013-07-11 10:02:53 PM
This movie should have Screech, Brenda, Zach, OOOOndrea, Lisa, Clarissa, Stiffler AND Slater in it to complete the full '90s horrible movie/series crossover.
 
2013-07-11 10:02:54 PM
Come on sharks with laser beams attached to their heads....
 
2013-07-11 10:02:56 PM

le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that


I love you.

/in six.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:05 PM
Dammit is he going to surf the sharks or not?
 
2013-07-11 10:03:07 PM

Sliding Carp: js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.

From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!


Thunder Levin huh? I guess that's the kinda guy who would write a line like that.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:39 PM
I got to give Ian credit; no way this movie can afford stunt men?

Wait...is he going to try to lift the bus or the kids?
 
2013-07-11 10:03:40 PM
Well at least the sharks have remoras hanging with them.  Maybe we will see remora vampire blood sucking stuff.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:46 PM
I am speechless at this point.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:50 PM
At least kill the Harry Knowles looking motherfarker.
 
2013-07-11 10:04:23 PM

sniderman: 5 will get you 10 that Harry Knowles-looking guy in the bus is about to get eated.

/taking bets


He deserves it for flubbing HIS ONE LINE!
 
2013-07-11 10:04:42 PM
A jeep without a winch is like a shirt without a pocket....worthless.

Who needs one for California, anyway
 
2013-07-11 10:04:42 PM
That chick going up the wire looks 24-25
 
2013-07-11 10:04:47 PM
This film needs more Shatner.
 
2013-07-11 10:04:53 PM

Mugato: At least kill the Harry Knowles looking motherfarker.


They'll try to pull him up and the rope will break,
 
2013-07-11 10:04:54 PM

Via Infinito: Dammit is he going to surf the sharks or not?


If the rope breaks on the fat guy.....
 
2013-07-11 10:04:54 PM

iron_city_ap: Is that Cousin Oliver !?


Holy sh...
 
2013-07-11 10:04:54 PM
Oh this bus driver's totally getting eaten.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:05 PM
I bet fatty's gonna get it.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:10 PM
If only Steve has been so heroic in high school he could have gotten into Brenda's pants for sure.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:13 PM
The dorky guy is gonna get et.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:14 PM
I think that guy has shark dementia.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:20 PM
Awww...its like the fat dork from Twister
 
2013-07-11 10:05:22 PM
7 hours of kid lifting later.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:25 PM
Fat guy gets eaten.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:38 PM
Okay this fat pussy dude is killing me
 
2013-07-11 10:05:41 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: iron_city_ap: Is that Cousin Oliver !?

Holy sh...


Oh, wow.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:43 PM

le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that


*golf clap*
 
2013-07-11 10:05:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! Shark jumped up on the bus! I literally have tears in my eyes.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:54 PM
We're gonna need a montage, even Rocky had a montage
 
2013-07-11 10:06:08 PM
Well that was disappointing.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:21 PM
Nevermind, a shark climbing the rope is far bettter.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:24 PM
That is a persistent shark.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:24 PM
Ian Ziering isn't the only one here who can climb ropes.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:28 PM
The sharks have learned how to climb ropes!
 
2013-07-11 10:06:33 PM
One kid at a time?  This movie is gonna get really boring really fast.  Unless these sharks can fly and walk like the one in Super Shark...
 
2013-07-11 10:06:42 PM

SilentStrider: Mugato: At least kill the Harry Knowles looking motherfarker.

They'll try to pull him up and the rope will break,


And he'll still give the movie an enthusiastic review because he got a set visit.
 
2013-07-11 10:07:01 PM
So the sharks are like dobermans at the junkyard?
 
2013-07-11 10:07:12 PM
Oh, Fake Jeffery Dean Morgan, that's just the calm before the storm
 
2013-07-11 10:07:14 PM

TheManofPA: Nevermind, a shark climbing the rope is far bettter.


lol
 
2013-07-11 10:07:27 PM
HERE IT COMES!
 
2013-07-11 10:07:28 PM
Kevin's dad dies and Tara Reid and fat wimp guy live.

There's no justice in LA
 
2013-07-11 10:07:28 PM
I'll bet he wishes he had some Bat Shark Repellent Spray.

mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 10:07:32 PM
Chumlee must die.
 
2013-07-11 10:07:34 PM
HERE IT COMES!
 
2013-07-11 10:07:38 PM
here it comes
 
2013-07-11 10:07:39 PM
Is...is it sharknado time?!
 
2013-07-11 10:07:47 PM
Well,  the sharks have been introduced.  What do you think it's time for now, kids?
 
2013-07-11 10:07:59 PM
Kinda disappointed the Hollywood sign wasn't destroyed by a shark
 
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