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2013-07-11 09:12:09 PM  

DaintySavage: Igor Jakovsky: DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.

Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?

because its a tornado of sharks


She's probably hiding under the bed, armed to the teeth
 
2013-07-11 09:12:13 PM  
Some real quality green screen work in this movie, eh?  And I'm including covering over Tara Reid's scars.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:14 PM  
So the guy standing in one foot of water is in more danger than the idiot 300 yards out?
 
2013-07-11 09:12:15 PM  

Langston: mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.

Dammit, now you've set my expectations. If that doesn't happen, I'll be sorely tempted to hurl my television out the window.


That whole "best surfer besides me" thing is going to come back in play.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:17 PM  
Random hammerhead. He must be lost.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:26 PM  
I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:44 PM  

Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.


Slow dance Sharknado chubby?
 
2013-07-11 09:12:57 PM  

TheManofPA: Sharknado vs. Squidphoon


Works for me
 
2013-07-11 09:13:00 PM  
Bouncin' boobs!
 
2013-07-11 09:13:10 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: EarfShark, with Guillermo Smith, Will Smith's cheaper Mexican counterpart.


I loved his single last summer, Getting Guilley With It
 
2013-07-11 09:13:16 PM  
I wish I had cable now :(
 
2013-07-11 09:13:26 PM  
I'm also in awe of the ever changing amount of sunlight from shot to shot.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:27 PM  
its the calmest ocean on earth, hes in waist deep water, and no one within 30 feet can here him telling everyone to get out of the water while standing in the water. sweet
 
2013-07-11 09:13:31 PM  
Hahahahaha!

My nephew: What is this movie?
Me: Sharknado. *laughing*
My nephew: *shakes head, leaves*
 
2013-07-11 09:13:38 PM  
Are they using Bruce from Jaws for this? Coz that'd be hilarious.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:41 PM  
Tara Reid just boob checked that dude!
 
2013-07-11 09:13:44 PM  
Wait, did Tara Reid kill a guy by shoving him over the railing.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:47 PM  
Aw man the sharknado got Sam and Dean's dad.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:48 PM  
Sharkconstrictor
 
2013-07-11 09:14:28 PM  

TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.


Hell, it's different weather each cut.
 
2013-07-11 09:14:33 PM  

RatMaster999: Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.

Slow dance Sharknado chubby?


SHARKNADERECTION
 
2013-07-11 09:14:44 PM  
I like all the random people running around aimlessly.
 
2013-07-11 09:14:49 PM  
So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?
 
2013-07-11 09:15:18 PM  
I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.
 
2013-07-11 09:15:23 PM  
Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary
 
2013-07-11 09:15:33 PM  

TheManofPA: So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?


She had a good run. Plus she called that other guy grandpa, so Fark her.
 
2013-07-11 09:15:42 PM  
That's two mentions on how great a surfer Ziering is, something phenomenal is going to happen on a surf board.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:01 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.


Unless they bit that part off.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:06 PM  

js34603: Aw man the sharknado got Sam and Dean's dad.


I don't think thats him.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:10 PM  

LlamaGirl: SilentStrider: And that matters why?

It was a joke.


I won't try to amuse myself anymore.

SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD


You can't quit now.  Was it over when the Lion ate Dorothy?
 
2013-07-11 09:16:20 PM  
"That guy" is piss drunk for real. Can't say I blame him.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:23 PM  
SEXUAL TENSION!
 
2013-07-11 09:16:27 PM  

IronTom: Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary


The queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:41 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.


That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:47 PM  
TO DADDY ISSUES!
 
2013-07-11 09:16:53 PM  

TheManofPA: So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?


I care. She was hot
 
2013-07-11 09:17:02 PM  
Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary

The queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.


might give one the sharktopoops.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:15 PM  
I so badly wanted her to take that top off to make that tourniquet. I know is Syfy and we wouldn't see anything, I still wanted her to do it though.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:18 PM  

mitchcumstein1: That's two mentions on how great a surfer Ziering is, something phenomenal is going to happen on a surf board.


Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:23 PM  
Global warming. That made me laugh.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
So is the home alone dad gonna make out with the 90210 guy or what? That's why we're all watching, isn't it?
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
It's the dad from Home Alone! I wonder if Kevin is lost in the storm.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
SHARKNAMI
 
2013-07-11 09:17:48 PM  
Global warming caused the Sharknado?  THANKS SHARKBAMA!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:51 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


They cried for 30 seconds before hitting the bar. Don't tell them how to grieve.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:57 PM  
This will end well.

/California never hit by a hurricane? I thought this had to do with boobnadoes?
 
2013-07-11 09:18:17 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!


I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.
 
2013-07-11 09:18:33 PM  
Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.
 
2013-07-11 09:18:33 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


And tapping their wounds. Hey, check this out LOL.
 
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