DaintySavage: Igor Jakovsky: DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?because its a tornado of sharks
Langston: mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.Dammit, now you've set my expectations. If that doesn't happen, I'll be sorely tempted to hurl my television out the window.
Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca? Check60 inch TV? CheckWife and popcorn on the couch? CheckPartial erection? CheckI'm ready.
TheManofPA: Sharknado vs. Squidphoon
ecmoRandomNumbers: EarfShark, with Guillermo Smith, Will Smith's cheaper Mexican counterpart.
TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.
RatMaster999: Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca? Check60 inch TV? CheckWife and popcorn on the couch? CheckPartial erection? CheckI'm ready.Slow dance Sharknado chubby?
TheManofPA: So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?
Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound. It will take the sting away.
js34603: Aw man the sharknado got Sam and Dean's dad.
LlamaGirl: SilentStrider: And that matters why?It was a joke.I won't try to amuse myself anymore.SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD
IronTom: Do the look!looks like he is eating a big mac, so scary
ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: Do the look!looks like he is eating a big mac, so scaryThe queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.
mitchcumstein1: That's two mentions on how great a surfer Ziering is, something phenomenal is going to happen on a surf board.
Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!
ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!
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