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2013-07-11 09:03:36 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.
 
2013-07-11 09:04:16 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!


Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.
 
2013-07-11 09:04:50 PM  
Flying shark. Drink.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:06 PM  
What the fark is this
 
2013-07-11 09:05:24 PM  
wellthatescalatedquickly.jpg
 
2013-07-11 09:05:28 PM  
Joe Rogan questions everything: "Why wasn't I in Sharknado? I'm a a D-list celeb desperate for work!"
 
2013-07-11 09:05:34 PM  
Snap! He just got SHARKNADO'ED.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:42 PM  
Sharknado death count: 2
 
2013-07-11 09:05:53 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.


They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:58 PM  
Blood tornado of death!
 
2013-07-11 09:06:31 PM  
My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.
 
2013-07-11 09:06:35 PM  
hmmm gratuitous bikini chick

imokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-07-11 09:06:51 PM  
Gratuitous boobs. Drink. Drink. Drink.
 
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM  
Shark and awe, baby!
 
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM  
The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG
 
2013-07-11 09:07:11 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.


Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:14 PM  
It's no Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus...

/but it will do
 
2013-07-11 09:07:21 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!

Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.


I'm in a small town. No cable companies for 60 miles.
 
2013-07-11 09:07:38 PM  
Is that John Winchester faking an Austrailian accent?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:50 PM  

DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.


Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:55 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!


SHARKSOON!!!!

MONSHARKS?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:02 PM  
What, no OceanGarbageIslandnado?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:06 PM  
A tackle box full of money.  Fabulous.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:08 PM  

LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG


Have you met our friend Rotsky?  You have a lot in common.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:13 PM  

TheManofPA: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.

Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?


Dear god, Banthia, trademark that right now. We'll get the tens of dollars from the sequel in rights.

HA, Hurricane on the west coast. And yet, I'm okay with a sharknado, not naming a storm wrong
 
2013-07-11 09:08:13 PM  
Looking forward to Sharkquake.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:23 PM  
So it's actually a sharkicaine?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:28 PM  
Holy shiat that was awful green screening.

/Tara Reid boobs. Drink twice.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:35 PM  
Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:38 PM  
Craps...stuck at work.  Guess I'll have to stay up for the 1:00 am repeat.
No work tomorrow!
 
2013-07-11 09:08:52 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!

Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.

I'm in a small town. No cable companies for 60 miles.


Yeah, sucks man
 
2013-07-11 09:09:05 PM  

IronTom: Looking forward to Sharkquake.


Earthshark!
 
2013-07-11 09:09:12 PM  

LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG


And that matters why?
 
2013-07-11 09:09:29 PM  

prettywarrior: What, no OceanGarbageIslandnado?


SyFy wants your idea. If an executive producer doesn't already have it scribbled on a bar napkin or public restroom toilet paper square in his office somewhere.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:42 PM  

Sliding Carp: LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG

Have you met our friend Rotsky?  You have a lot in common.


You need to take your sarcasm detector in for repairs.

I hope I sharknado eats your face off.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:53 PM  
Thunderstorm comin, TIME TO GET IN THE WATER
 
2013-07-11 09:09:55 PM  

TheManofPA: HA, Hurricane on the west coast. And yet, I'm okay with a sharknado, not naming a storm wrong


I cannot wait for the day that Hurricane Sharknado is the 19th named storm of the season.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:57 PM  
See this is why I don't go surfing when it is lightning, there's a hurricane and a tornado of sharks.

Wait, hot teal bikini girl gets lines in this movie?
 
2013-07-11 09:10:05 PM  
Did they just reuse the chick putting on a wetsuit footage?  Awesome.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:26 PM  
All I know is Ian Ziering still looks just like he did at Beverly Hills High.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:41 PM  

SilentStrider: And that matters why?


It was a joke.


I won't try to amuse myself anymore.

SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD
 
2013-07-11 09:10:47 PM  
9021SHARK

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-11 09:10:55 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.


Dammit, now you've set my expectations. If that doesn't happen, I'll be sorely tempted to hurl my television out the window.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:56 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.

Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?


because its a tornado of sharks
 
2013-07-11 09:11:09 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.


Today will be a great day if you are right

NO, somebody save those stock 80s beach scene people in the background on a sunny day
 
2013-07-11 09:11:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-11 09:11:36 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: Looking forward to Sharkquake.

Earthshark!


EarfShark, with Guillermo Smith, Will Smith's cheaper Mexican counterpart.
 
2013-07-11 09:11:41 PM  

TheManofPA: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.

Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?


Barnac-hail
 
2013-07-11 09:11:49 PM  
"GET OUTTA THE WATER!"

How?!? Is she supposed to run across the surface like Chiun?

/Remo
 
2013-07-11 09:12:06 PM  
Lotta smiling while the guy is calling "shark"
 
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