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2013-07-11 07:27:34 PM  
Oh yeah. It's freaking on tonight! I won't even need to get drunk to enjoy this gloriously shiatty movie.
 
2013-07-11 07:33:23 PM  
I am going to miss it.

Someone get knockout drunk for me, ok?
 
2013-07-11 07:33:38 PM  
Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.
 
2013-07-11 07:33:48 PM  
pbs.twimg.com

Retweeted to my Twitter feed by Wil Wheaton
 
2013-07-11 07:34:23 PM  
"Stars" include Tara Reid and Ian Zierling.  Hoping they get twisted and eaten early.
 
2013-07-11 07:37:12 PM  

Langston: Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.


this is the 3rd Sharknado thread greenlit today.

/jumped the shark already
 
2013-07-11 07:38:50 PM  

calbert: /jumped the sharknado already


FTFY
 
2013-07-11 07:40:52 PM  

calbert: Langston: Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.

this is the 3rd Sharknado thread greenlit today.

/jumped the shark already


This is the discussion thread, the others aren't.
 
2013-07-11 07:42:46 PM  
Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.
 
2013-07-11 07:44:15 PM  
And don't forget it also stars John Heard
www.hollywoodactorprep.com
or is it Hurt?
 www.thehollywoodnews.com
Or is it William?
celematic.com
or is it Willem  ?
thelabmagazine.com
 
2013-07-11 07:44:33 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.


lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D
 
2013-07-11 07:45:51 PM  
I hope its as gloriously awful as Jersey Shore Shark Attack. I can't wait.
 
2013-07-11 07:46:17 PM  

DarkJohnson: And don't forget it also stars John Heard
[www.hollywoodactorprep.com image 400x225]
or is it Hurt?
 [www.thehollywoodnews.com image 460x288]
Or is it William?
[celematic.com image 196x251]
or is it Willem  ?
[thelabmagazine.com image 470x335]


First one, John Heard. Dad in Home Alone 1 & 2.
 
2013-07-11 07:46:37 PM  
Be on the lookout for inconsistent perspective.  One scene it's 100 feet long, another scene it's 10 feet long.  They do that all the time with these octo-shark-saura-gator movies.
 
2013-07-11 07:47:21 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D


I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!
 
2013-07-11 07:48:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.


You can't get to a store and back in the next 4 hours?
 
2013-07-11 07:50:38 PM  

Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!


Sounds like you have a great evening in store. I love cheesy Asylum movies.
 
2013-07-11 07:54:37 PM  
The Sharktopus thread was organic, spontaneous, and if I remember, a TMLO theater.  It was hilarious and really enhanced the viewing experience.
 
2013-07-11 07:58:36 PM  
I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!
 
2013-07-11 08:13:04 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!


It shall win them all.  ALL!

(Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)
 
2013-07-11 08:18:23 PM  
asylum makes no claims that their movies are any more than sh*tty and that's what makes them hilarious.
 
2013-07-11 08:24:45 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: (Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)


You could drive to Newport, RI, but you might get killed in a Sharknado. Or, raped by Irish Travelers. Either way, it's not good.

If you're ever around this way, the booze is always on me. Well, literally. Of course.
 
2013-07-11 08:27:38 PM  
Of all the days to only have rabbit ears.  Not that there was much reason to get them except the Superbowl anyway
 
2013-07-11 08:27:52 PM  

SpikeStrip: asylum makes no claims that their movies are any more than sh*tty and that's what makes them hilarious.


Exactly
 
2013-07-11 08:36:34 PM  
Super Shark is on right now. It's Birdemic 2, but sharky.
 
2013-07-11 08:44:53 PM  

Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!


Dont forget 2-Headed Shark Attack, another classic
 
2013-07-11 08:47:11 PM  
The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?
 
2013-07-11 08:48:10 PM  
12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.
 
2013-07-11 08:49:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?


I dunno, but somehow I missed it too. And it's directed by Fred Olen Ray, which makes me want to see it even more. Off to Netflix to see if they have it.
 
2013-07-11 08:53:08 PM  

wamser: Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!

Dont forget 2-Headed Shark Attack, another classic


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They're airing that after Sharknado.
 
2013-07-11 08:54:54 PM  
i know john heard is a "that guy" and all, but given the crappy cast he deserves top billing.
 
2013-07-11 08:55:12 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Igor Jakovsky: The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?

I dunno, but somehow I missed it too. And it's directed by Fred Olen Ray, which makes me want to see it even more. Off to Netflix to see if they have it.


TUNE IN RIGHT NOW.  The army has deployed a quadraped shiat-kicker tank to fight it on the beach.

NOWNOWNOW!!!!
 
2013-07-11 08:55:32 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: NewportBarGuy: I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!

It shall win them all.  ALL!

(Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)


Sharknado cares not for Emmys. I just started an online petition DEMANDING the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences waive its rules to allow Sharknado OSCAR eligibility -- of which it will win all, including best animated short, best documentary and the Irving Thalberg Lifetime Achievement Award.
 
2013-07-11 08:56:14 PM  
Too late.  The shark blew up the tank.  I didn't see how.  Now there's army guys and a big pile of C4 involved.
 
2013-07-11 08:57:08 PM  
Also a boombox, apparently.
(I haven't been watching -- just turned it on to make sure I didn't miss the main attraction)
 
2013-07-11 08:57:35 PM  

Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.


Shark porn?

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-11 08:58:40 PM  
Did this first movie just end with DYNAMITE!
 
2013-07-11 08:59:07 PM  
The C4 was strapped to the boombox.  The shark chased the chick into a cave, she tossed the boombox down its gullet and triggered it.

THank you Fred.  Thank you.  A million thanks.
 
2013-07-11 08:59:52 PM  
I am honestly more excited about this then I am to see any movie in theaters this summer.
 
2013-07-11 09:00:08 PM  
Hey stop with the spoilers on Super Shark

LOL
 
2013-07-11 09:00:29 PM  
First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO
 
2013-07-11 09:00:52 PM  
And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!
 
2013-07-11 09:01:03 PM  
Holy shiat this is already awful.  I love it!
 
2013-07-11 09:01:49 PM  
And it starts.

And the opening shows sharks getting scooped up in a waterspout.

/getting to the whole sharknado concept right off the bat
 
2013-07-11 09:01:54 PM  

TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO


Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?
 
2013-07-11 09:01:54 PM  
That's......CAPTAIN JACK SANTIGO
 
2013-07-11 09:02:27 PM  
One milleeon...not a penny less
 
2013-07-11 09:02:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Ummm....because it is a SHARKnado. Geez Igor, do I have to explain everything to you.
 
2013-07-11 09:02:48 PM  

TheManofPA: That's......CAPTAIN JACK SANTIGO


You killed his father. Prepare to die.
 
2013-07-11 09:03:22 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Hey stop with the spoilers on Super Shark
LOL


Sorry.  I didn't think it would ever see the light of day again.  I will definitely watch the whole thing if I ever get a chance -- the ending was great, and Fred Olen Ray has obviously come a long way since the virgin dance of the double chainsaws. (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.  Great premise, inconsistent presentation)
 
2013-07-11 09:03:36 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.
 
2013-07-11 09:04:16 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!


Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.
 
2013-07-11 09:04:50 PM  
Flying shark. Drink.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:06 PM  
What the fark is this
 
2013-07-11 09:05:24 PM  
wellthatescalatedquickly.jpg
 
2013-07-11 09:05:28 PM  
Joe Rogan questions everything: "Why wasn't I in Sharknado? I'm a a D-list celeb desperate for work!"
 
2013-07-11 09:05:34 PM  
Snap! He just got SHARKNADO'ED.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:42 PM  
Sharknado death count: 2
 
2013-07-11 09:05:53 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.


They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.
 
2013-07-11 09:05:58 PM  
Blood tornado of death!
 
2013-07-11 09:06:31 PM  
My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.
 
2013-07-11 09:06:35 PM  
hmmm gratuitous bikini chick

imokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-07-11 09:06:51 PM  
Gratuitous boobs. Drink. Drink. Drink.
 
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM  
Shark and awe, baby!
 
2013-07-11 09:06:59 PM  
The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG
 
2013-07-11 09:07:11 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.


Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:14 PM  
It's no Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus...

/but it will do
 
2013-07-11 09:07:21 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!

Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.


I'm in a small town. No cable companies for 60 miles.
 
2013-07-11 09:07:38 PM  
Is that John Winchester faking an Austrailian accent?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:50 PM  

DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.


Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?
 
2013-07-11 09:07:55 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!


SHARKSOON!!!!

MONSHARKS?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:02 PM  
What, no OceanGarbageIslandnado?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:06 PM  
A tackle box full of money.  Fabulous.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:08 PM  

LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG


Have you met our friend Rotsky?  You have a lot in common.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:13 PM  

TheManofPA: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.

Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?


Dear god, Banthia, trademark that right now. We'll get the tens of dollars from the sequel in rights.

HA, Hurricane on the west coast. And yet, I'm okay with a sharknado, not naming a storm wrong
 
2013-07-11 09:08:13 PM  
Looking forward to Sharkquake.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:23 PM  
So it's actually a sharkicaine?
 
2013-07-11 09:08:28 PM  
Holy shiat that was awful green screening.

/Tara Reid boobs. Drink twice.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:35 PM  
Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.
 
2013-07-11 09:08:38 PM  
Craps...stuck at work.  Guess I'll have to stay up for the 1:00 am repeat.
No work tomorrow!
 
2013-07-11 09:08:52 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: ecmoRandomNumbers: And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!

Honestly thats why I go with cable or uverse if available.  I had Direct TV 15 years ago and that crap happened every afternoon when we had thunderstorms.  15 years later and that shiat is still happening.

I'm in a small town. No cable companies for 60 miles.


Yeah, sucks man
 
2013-07-11 09:09:05 PM  

IronTom: Looking forward to Sharkquake.


Earthshark!
 
2013-07-11 09:09:12 PM  

LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG


And that matters why?
 
2013-07-11 09:09:29 PM  

prettywarrior: What, no OceanGarbageIslandnado?


SyFy wants your idea. If an executive producer doesn't already have it scribbled on a bar napkin or public restroom toilet paper square in his office somewhere.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:42 PM  

Sliding Carp: LlamaGirl: The science in this is all wrong. ALL WRONG

Have you met our friend Rotsky?  You have a lot in common.


You need to take your sarcasm detector in for repairs.

I hope I sharknado eats your face off.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:53 PM  
Thunderstorm comin, TIME TO GET IN THE WATER
 
2013-07-11 09:09:55 PM  

TheManofPA: HA, Hurricane on the west coast. And yet, I'm okay with a sharknado, not naming a storm wrong


I cannot wait for the day that Hurricane Sharknado is the 19th named storm of the season.
 
2013-07-11 09:09:57 PM  
See this is why I don't go surfing when it is lightning, there's a hurricane and a tornado of sharks.

Wait, hot teal bikini girl gets lines in this movie?
 
2013-07-11 09:10:05 PM  
Did they just reuse the chick putting on a wetsuit footage?  Awesome.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:26 PM  
All I know is Ian Ziering still looks just like he did at Beverly Hills High.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:41 PM  

SilentStrider: And that matters why?


It was a joke.


I won't try to amuse myself anymore.

SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD
 
2013-07-11 09:10:47 PM  
9021SHARK

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-11 09:10:55 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.


Dammit, now you've set my expectations. If that doesn't happen, I'll be sorely tempted to hurl my television out the window.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:56 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.

Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?


because its a tornado of sharks
 
2013-07-11 09:11:09 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.


Today will be a great day if you are right

NO, somebody save those stock 80s beach scene people in the background on a sunny day
 
2013-07-11 09:11:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-11 09:11:36 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: Looking forward to Sharkquake.

Earthshark!


EarfShark, with Guillermo Smith, Will Smith's cheaper Mexican counterpart.
 
2013-07-11 09:11:41 PM  

TheManofPA: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?

Because "Squidnado" isn't a catchy title.

They're saving the giant squids for the Sharknado sequel.

Sharknado vs. Squidphoon?


Barnac-hail
 
2013-07-11 09:11:49 PM  
"GET OUTTA THE WATER!"

How?!? Is she supposed to run across the surface like Chiun?

/Remo
 
2013-07-11 09:12:06 PM  
Lotta smiling while the guy is calling "shark"
 
2013-07-11 09:12:09 PM  

DaintySavage: Igor Jakovsky: DaintySavage: My wife watched the first 2 minutes, shook her head in disgust and walked out of the room. That usually means the movie will be worth it.

Did she walk out because she was disgusted at the awful CGI or was she actually grossed out?

because its a tornado of sharks


She's probably hiding under the bed, armed to the teeth
 
2013-07-11 09:12:13 PM  
Some real quality green screen work in this movie, eh?  And I'm including covering over Tara Reid's scars.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:14 PM  
So the guy standing in one foot of water is in more danger than the idiot 300 yards out?
 
2013-07-11 09:12:15 PM  

Langston: mitchcumstein1: Somebody is going to have surf on a wave made of sharks, mark my words.

Dammit, now you've set my expectations. If that doesn't happen, I'll be sorely tempted to hurl my television out the window.


That whole "best surfer besides me" thing is going to come back in play.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:17 PM  
Random hammerhead. He must be lost.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:26 PM  
I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.
 
2013-07-11 09:12:44 PM  

Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.


Slow dance Sharknado chubby?
 
2013-07-11 09:12:57 PM  

TheManofPA: Sharknado vs. Squidphoon


Works for me
 
2013-07-11 09:13:00 PM  
Bouncin' boobs!
 
2013-07-11 09:13:10 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: EarfShark, with Guillermo Smith, Will Smith's cheaper Mexican counterpart.


I loved his single last summer, Getting Guilley With It
 
2013-07-11 09:13:16 PM  
I wish I had cable now :(
 
2013-07-11 09:13:26 PM  
I'm also in awe of the ever changing amount of sunlight from shot to shot.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:27 PM  
its the calmest ocean on earth, hes in waist deep water, and no one within 30 feet can here him telling everyone to get out of the water while standing in the water. sweet
 
2013-07-11 09:13:31 PM  
Hahahahaha!

My nephew: What is this movie?
Me: Sharknado. *laughing*
My nephew: *shakes head, leaves*
 
2013-07-11 09:13:38 PM  
Are they using Bruce from Jaws for this? Coz that'd be hilarious.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:41 PM  
Tara Reid just boob checked that dude!
 
2013-07-11 09:13:44 PM  
Wait, did Tara Reid kill a guy by shoving him over the railing.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:47 PM  
Aw man the sharknado got Sam and Dean's dad.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:48 PM  
Sharkconstrictor
 
2013-07-11 09:14:28 PM  

TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.


Hell, it's different weather each cut.
 
2013-07-11 09:14:33 PM  

RatMaster999: Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.

Slow dance Sharknado chubby?


SHARKNADERECTION
 
2013-07-11 09:14:44 PM  
I like all the random people running around aimlessly.
 
2013-07-11 09:14:49 PM  
So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?
 
2013-07-11 09:15:18 PM  
I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.
 
2013-07-11 09:15:23 PM  
Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary
 
2013-07-11 09:15:33 PM  

TheManofPA: So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?


She had a good run. Plus she called that other guy grandpa, so Fark her.
 
2013-07-11 09:15:42 PM  
That's two mentions on how great a surfer Ziering is, something phenomenal is going to happen on a surf board.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:01 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.


Unless they bit that part off.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:06 PM  

js34603: Aw man the sharknado got Sam and Dean's dad.


I don't think thats him.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:10 PM  

LlamaGirl: SilentStrider: And that matters why?

It was a joke.


I won't try to amuse myself anymore.

SO SORRY I TAINTED YOUR THREAD


You can't quit now.  Was it over when the Lion ate Dorothy?
 
2013-07-11 09:16:20 PM  
"That guy" is piss drunk for real. Can't say I blame him.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:23 PM  
SEXUAL TENSION!
 
2013-07-11 09:16:27 PM  

IronTom: Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary


The queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:41 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.


That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:47 PM  
TO DADDY ISSUES!
 
2013-07-11 09:16:53 PM  

TheManofPA: So...does no one care that teal bikini girl was just brutally killed?


I care. She was hot
 
2013-07-11 09:17:02 PM  
Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: Do the look!

looks like he is eating a big mac,  so scary

The queasy look after you eat a Big Mac is way worse.


might give one the sharktopoops.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:15 PM  
I so badly wanted her to take that top off to make that tourniquet. I know is Syfy and we wouldn't see anything, I still wanted her to do it though.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:18 PM  

mitchcumstein1: That's two mentions on how great a surfer Ziering is, something phenomenal is going to happen on a surf board.


Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:23 PM  
Global warming. That made me laugh.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
So is the home alone dad gonna make out with the 90210 guy or what? That's why we're all watching, isn't it?
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
It's the dad from Home Alone! I wonder if Kevin is lost in the storm.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:26 PM  
SHARKNAMI
 
2013-07-11 09:17:48 PM  
Global warming caused the Sharknado?  THANKS SHARKBAMA!
 
2013-07-11 09:17:51 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


They cried for 30 seconds before hitting the bar. Don't tell them how to grieve.
 
2013-07-11 09:17:57 PM  
This will end well.

/California never hit by a hurricane? I thought this had to do with boobnadoes?
 
2013-07-11 09:18:17 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!


I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.
 
2013-07-11 09:18:33 PM  
Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.
 
2013-07-11 09:18:33 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


And tapping their wounds. Hey, check this out LOL.
 
2013-07-11 09:18:35 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


I'd be really upset if somebody closed a bar because a few people died. This is a civilized society, dammit.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:02 PM  

js34603: Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!

They cried for 30 seconds before hitting the bar. Don't tell them how to grieve.


I mean, this is the California coast, that might be how they handled it
 
2013-07-11 09:19:10 PM  
Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:17 PM  

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!

I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.


Maybe he'll surf the sharknado.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:29 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


*clap*
 
2013-07-11 09:19:30 PM  
n
 
2013-07-11 09:19:34 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


Yup. God I already LOVE this movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:58 PM  

LlamaGirl: So is the home alone dad gonna make out with the 90210 guy or what? That's why we're all watching, isn't it?



I'd watch that.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:16 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


God, all this talk of Big Macs and Sharknachos is making me so hungry.

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!

I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.


I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:26 PM  
Urinate now or hold your peenado for another fifteen minutes.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:30 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


Dude I almost choked on a tootsie roll.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:33 PM  
The only thing better than SHARKNADO is this thread. You're killin' me here
 
2013-07-11 09:20:37 PM  

TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.


Back a long time ago, my father used to like to watch the "12 O Clock High" series, and point out how many geographically different units an individual plane taking off apparently belonged to, depending on camera angle during the takeoff roll.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:48 PM  
I haven't seen Tara Reid, yet.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:23 PM  

js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.


I haven't seen her yet.  She's not the bartender.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:42 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.


It's too f*cking hot for all that.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:43 PM  
I can't stop giggling and clapping and whatnot.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:46 PM  
These sharknachos are making me thirsty.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:55 PM  

JosephFinn: Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.

Dude I almost choked on a tootsie roll.


shiat you guys are going to make me pee!
 
2013-07-11 09:21:57 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.

Lol.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:58 PM  

Sliding Carp: TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.

Back a long time ago, my father used to like to watch the "12 O Clock High" series, and point out how many geographically different units an individual plane taking off apparently belonged to, depending on camera angle during the takeoff roll.


With a bad/cheesy movie, those things tend to make it a more enjoyable night rather than take away from it. I love when someone notices that stuff.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:29 PM  
I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:33 PM  
Tara Reid!

Still a terrible actress.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:34 PM  

crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.


Do you need a sharkarita?
 
2013-07-11 09:22:51 PM  

Lsherm: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

I haven't seen her yet.  She's not the bartender.


Based on this thread, I thought she was the bartender and just had bad surgeries.

Tara shows up now. GO INLAND!
 
2013-07-11 09:22:54 PM  
There she is! Ian Ziering can't watch or he has to pay extra.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:55 PM  

prettywarrior: Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!

And tapping their wounds. Hey, check this out LOL.


Asylum really needs to get Bethany Hamilton into these epics.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:57 PM  
Does Tara Reid play a scientist in this?
 
2013-07-11 09:23:10 PM  

crypticsatellite: I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.


Kind of like how Denise Richards was a scientist?
 
2013-07-11 09:23:22 PM  

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.

It's too f*cking hot for all that.


Actually it's 60 degrees here in the mountains of Arizona, but it's raining cats and sharks.
 
2013-07-11 09:23:26 PM  
Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.
 
2013-07-11 09:23:34 PM  
THE OCEAN IS FLOODING!!!1!1111!! OH NOES!!!1111111111
 
2013-07-11 09:23:35 PM  

SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?


Either that or a sharktini!
 
2013-07-11 09:23:35 PM  
Wait....is Tara Reid the villain for hot bartender?
Restaurant is closing? TACO TUESDAYS
 
2013-07-11 09:23:38 PM  
Are we going to see her Sharknipples?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:07 PM  
"Restaurant's closed!  You're on your own!  Have fund dying!"
 
2013-07-11 09:24:09 PM  
wife burn
s
 
2013-07-11 09:24:10 PM  
Wait...go back, was that woman in a bra not a bikini?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:14 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.


You could barely tell she was high on coke.
 
2013-07-11 09:24:17 PM  
How did Kevin's dad get that drunk that fast?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:21 PM  
Ian Ziering and Tara Reid would have some terribly untalented offspring.
 
2013-07-11 09:24:22 PM  

Crono3453: crypticsatellite: I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.

Kind of like how Denise Richards was a scientist?


Yeah, but BETTER. Because SHARKNADOES!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:43 PM  
I had to kill that same shark on Tomb Raider for the PS2!  screw that jerk!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:43 PM  
Blonde bar wench to the rescue!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:45 PM  
Holy crap, hot bartender just killed a sharknado WITH A POOL CUE
 
2013-07-11 09:25:06 PM  
So sufboards and pool cues kill sharks, but not dry land/air? Got it.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:06 PM  
Yes, yes, dear God, yes.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:07 PM  
I'm waiting for the twist where Tera Reid was a shark the whole time, and the sharknado has just come to take her back home where she belongs.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:15 PM  
Firepower behind the bar?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:22 PM  
Sharks sure seem easy to kill...
 
2013-07-11 09:25:30 PM  
Wait....was there a shotgu and a pistol behind the bar along with a bat?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:30 PM  

Roook: Does Tara Reid play a scientist in this?


Shark Whisperer
 
2013-07-11 09:25:41 PM  
I actually went through the real Hurricane David back in '79 here in FL when I was a kid.  No sharknadoes though.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:48 PM  
Holy Fark why do they have an arsenal at a beach bar?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:49 PM  
So is hot bartender the descendent of QeeQuegg?  'Cause that would be awesome.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:11 PM  
THE SHARKNACHOS ARE ON THE FLOOR!!! :(
 
2013-07-11 09:26:17 PM  

TheManofPA: Holy crap, hot bartender just killed a sharknado WITH A POOL CUE


"Now you're a dolphin biatch!"
 
2013-07-11 09:26:27 PM  
Run away from the Ferris Wheel
 
2013-07-11 09:26:30 PM  
OH HELL YES!
 
2013-07-11 09:26:39 PM  
Smile you son of a biatch!
 
2013-07-11 09:26:46 PM  

crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!


better than a sharkapolitan
 
2013-07-11 09:26:48 PM  

mitchcumstein1: How did Kevin's dad get that drunk that fast?


He was already two-and-a-half sheets to the wind when they started filming.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:52 PM  

js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.


Remember when she was an actress?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:08 PM  
So a ferris wheel takes out an entire building.  That just happened?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:17 PM  
jaws anyone
 
2013-07-11 09:27:17 PM  
Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:18 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!

better than a sharkapolitan


Even better!!!
 
2013-07-11 09:27:24 PM  
The green screen in this movie...my god....it's not as bad as Ian Zering emoting though.
 
2013-07-11 09:27:31 PM  
I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:38 PM  
When the ferris wheel broke loose and crushed that guy and crashed into the building? I peed a little.
 
2013-07-11 09:27:43 PM  
I'm so tired of the giant ferris wheel rolls down the boardwalk and crashes into a building trope being used in movies.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:07 PM  
"Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar?  WHHYYYY?!?!"
 
2013-07-11 09:28:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Run away from the Ferris Wheel


"Hi...Um...I'm stuck on the ferris wheel. No...Uh I'm on the 15th floor. Yeah I can wait at my desk."
 
2013-07-11 09:28:21 PM  
Aaaaayyyyy, Sharkarena!
 
2013-07-11 09:28:21 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?


i'd bet she doesn't.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:26 PM  
Did he just shoot that with the missile guns from that tom selleck/gene Simmons movie?
 
2013-07-11 09:28:29 PM  
Oh man the bar is totally sharknadoed.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:35 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!

better than a sharkapolitan


I like girly drinks, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:48 PM  
Aw man, they woke John Heard from his dream of being in a different movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:51 PM  
It's raining sharks and dogs out there
 
2013-07-11 09:28:53 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.


Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?
 
2013-07-11 09:29:01 PM  

crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!


bigfishadpr.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 09:29:04 PM  

prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?


Oh, really? Just wait.
 
2013-07-11 09:29:09 PM  
Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.
 
2013-07-11 09:29:21 PM  

Roook: "Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar?  WHHYYYY?!?!"


Can you imagine the deductible on that?
 
2013-07-11 09:29:49 PM  
There are sharks in the streets
 
2013-07-11 09:29:57 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.


So do the characters.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:02 PM  
So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...
 
2013-07-11 09:30:03 PM  

SilentStrider: Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?

i'd bet she doesn't.


How could she forget Van Wilder? Her finest work.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:16 PM  

prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?


That's how you end up eaten by a shark, right there.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:29 PM  

SilentStrider: Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?

i'd bet she doesn't.


This is officially the cattiest thread I have EVER seen on Fark. That's saying something. I'm still giggling.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:32 PM  

TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?


Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:35 PM  
Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun
 
2013-07-11 09:30:40 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.

Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?


Hot shark action?

Is hot bartender doubling as their version of a scientist?

Wait...they are advertising "Batman and Robin" during this? MIND BLOWN!
 
2013-07-11 09:30:40 PM  

TheManofPA: There are sharks in the streets


and sadly, no Jets.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:41 PM  
Oh come on! They couldn't keep "Shark week" for some great pun after someone kills some sharks?
 
2013-07-11 09:30:54 PM  
jaws, 1941, sharkweek, and counting
 
2013-07-11 09:31:28 PM  
What drugs am I on???
 
2013-07-11 09:31:30 PM  

prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...


He explained it by saying all the vulnerable parts were "coated in silicone." Like the inside of Tara Reid's breastages.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:31 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?

Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.


You've officially upped the game.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:35 PM  

SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?


A sharkarita could have anchovy salt on the rim.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:52 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.

Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?

Hot shark action?

Is hot bartender doubling as their version of a scientist?

Wait...they are advertising "Batman and Robin" during this? MIND BLOWN!


Now thats a headline!
 
2013-07-11 09:31:53 PM  

DaintySavage: Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun


You would be dreaming of being in another thread.
 
2013-07-11 09:32:04 PM  
The only thing that can beat the sharks when they hit the streets is the Jets! I smell a Tim Tebow Mark Sanchez cameo.
 
2013-07-11 09:32:11 PM  

DaintySavage: Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun


We're trying to have fun, not end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning!
 
2013-07-11 09:32:21 PM  

crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?

Oh, really? Just wait.


bestracecostumes.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 09:32:32 PM  

js34603: Tara Reid


www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-07-11 09:33:00 PM  

LlamaGirl: What drugs am I on???


Some drugs that could really use a better budget.
 
2013-07-11 09:33:36 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.


There's not enough time to learn about your boss' family when you're busy awkwardly throwing yourself at him.
 
2013-07-11 09:33:44 PM  

crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...

He explained it by saying all the vulnerable parts were "coated in silicone." Like the inside of Tara Reid's breastages.


Oh of course.
 
2013-07-11 09:34:56 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?

Oh, really? Just wait.

[bestracecostumes.files.wordpress.com image 459x356]


There is another furry mammalian in the background there.
 
2013-07-11 09:34:59 PM  
I want the Pivotrim.

I want it.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:01 PM  
Seriously, no Jersey Shore Shark Attack references yet?
 
2013-07-11 09:35:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?

Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.

You've officially upped the game.


If he bought the shark damage endorsement he should be OK but he will be fighting with the adjuster for 6 mos. to get paid.  Assuming he or the adjuster wasn't killed by the sharknado of course.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:42 PM  
WATCH 'N' SNIFF?

WATCH 'N' SNIFF?
 
2013-07-11 09:35:57 PM  
We're going to need a bigger car.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:18 PM  
The sharks are blowing in from all directions.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:50 PM  
I think he may really be drunk, not that I blame him.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:57 PM  
Kevin's dad is a mapquest savant.
FYI, he's totally sacrificing himself to save hot bartender
 
2013-07-11 09:36:57 PM  
"What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills? I don't remember you, and I went to HIGH SCHOOL there"
 
2013-07-11 09:37:00 PM  
Is that guy still grabbing her ass in the car?
 
2013-07-11 09:37:19 PM  
That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?
 
2013-07-11 09:37:19 PM  
Maybe the MST 3000 guys will make a special
 
2013-07-11 09:37:32 PM  
Oh that guy is gonna die from some shark.
 
2013-07-11 09:37:32 PM  
I didn't think we were going to get a 20 minute traffic jam scene in Sharknado
 
2013-07-11 09:37:42 PM  
This is some of the lousiest fake rain work I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:00 PM  
The thrilling traffic scene.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:15 PM  
it's like a sharkgasm
 
2013-07-11 09:38:17 PM  
"It's like Old Faithful"

That is fantastic.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:19 PM  
It's like Old Faithful! Except it's nothing like a geyser. Not even a little.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:27 PM  
Hahaha Old Faithful, my sides!
 
2013-07-11 09:38:35 PM  

Langston: "What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills? I don't remember you, and I went to HIGH SCHOOL there"


Lol.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:36 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?


Jesus is his Co-Pilot.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:37 PM  
Finally, a natural disaster where Aquaman would be a useful superhero to have
 
2013-07-11 09:38:59 PM  
DOG OPEN THE DOOR!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:08 PM  
What's the body count?
 
2013-07-11 09:39:09 PM  
Just started the movie will catch up with you by the last hour.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:09 PM  
I'm pretty sure the dog is safest in the car right now rather than IN THE SHARK INFESTED WATERS!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:14 PM  
How is the water both in front of and behind them, yet they are just fine?  

Jesus.  That is the only answer.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:19 PM  
I bet the dog locked himself in the car so he wouldn't get an acting credit in the movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:27 PM  
Seriously? A dog locked in a car?
 
2013-07-11 09:39:41 PM  
STOOL SAVE DOG!!!!!!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:45 PM  
he took the chair!!?!!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:50 PM  
HERE COMES THE BAR STOOL!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:50 PM  
Hes going to beat off a shark with that bar stool.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:10 PM  
Well, there goes George.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:11 PM  
Oh Crap!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
 
2013-07-11 09:40:14 PM  
Damn, pour out some for Kevin's dad.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:15 PM  
Did...did he say "Ow"?
 
2013-07-11 09:40:23 PM  
nooooooo George!  nooo oh god.  :(  RIP George
 
2013-07-11 09:40:23 PM  
"OH DAMMIT"

Now that is a death line. He also broke the dog out by breaking the window
 
2013-07-11 09:40:37 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-07-11 09:40:39 PM  
He had a BAR STOOL in the car?
 
2013-07-11 09:40:45 PM  
Gettin eatin by a shark? "Ow. Get off me" is the same reaction i would have
 
2013-07-11 09:40:53 PM  
That was a totally believable "Ow!" from drunk guy.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:58 PM  
wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?
 
2013-07-11 09:41:07 PM  
Ahh man he was my favorite character and he died 40 minutes in.  Damn you sharknado!
 
2013-07-11 09:41:17 PM  
"If there's one thing I know" it's timing waves......I'm going to go get mitch his wizard hat sized
 
2013-07-11 09:41:31 PM  
Mr. McCallister went to Heaven Alone
 
2013-07-11 09:41:54 PM  
The water,,,,parted....for the SUV....laughing too hard....
 
2013-07-11 09:41:54 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Ahh man he was my favorite character and he died 40 minutes in.  Damn you sharknado!


It's the TV Movie version of Game of Thrones
 
2013-07-11 09:41:56 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Damn, pour out some for Kevin's dad.


'main' character gets eaten, Drink

/at least a character that has spoken once
 
2013-07-11 09:42:08 PM  
These special effects are truly, truly awful.  They didn't even texture the truck when it drove through the water.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:09 PM  
I'm pretty drunk and I missed the first half hour cause I kept falling off my bike on the way to and from the liqUOR store but this is pretty good so far
 
2013-07-11 09:42:10 PM  
If there's one thing I know, it's timing waves."

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-07-11 09:42:14 PM  
Take the cannoli, leave the shark.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:20 PM  

IronTom: wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?


I don't know. I think hydroponics had a lot to do with this movie, indirectly.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:29 PM  
Wait, the news just said the sharks are falling from the sky. Raining sharks is so coming into play later.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:31 PM  
You can't stop them! They'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her farkin' heart out!
 
2013-07-11 09:42:32 PM  
The safest place to be in a Sharknado is in your car.  This is some valuable survival information
 
2013-07-11 09:42:49 PM  
Wait, how many times has she loaded that gun by now?
 
2013-07-11 09:43:11 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?

I don't know. I think hydroponics had a lot to do with this movie, indirectly.


heh
 
2013-07-11 09:43:13 PM  
Aaaah! Ditch shark!
 
2013-07-11 09:43:25 PM  
Is it just me, or does the tazzie look like he's shaved?
 
2013-07-11 09:43:34 PM  
Oh God, the sewer pipe is spittin' out sharks now?!?

Laugh. Riot.
 
2013-07-11 09:43:41 PM  
B*tch, there are sharks raining down, let me in.
 
2013-07-11 09:43:44 PM  
Tara Reid is in her second scene in the first 45 minutes. If she dies here, that would be amazing.
 
2013-07-11 09:43:47 PM  

PainInTheASP: You can't stop them! They'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her farkin' heart out!


It's what they do! It's all they do!
 
2013-07-11 09:43:51 PM  
Pull!
 
2013-07-11 09:44:03 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shooting that shark from the manhole was magnificent.
 
NFA
2013-07-11 09:44:34 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait, the news just said the sharks are falling from the sky.


I hate it when that happens...
 
2013-07-11 09:44:35 PM  
Omfg shark shooting out of the sewer. Classic.
 
2013-07-11 09:44:44 PM  
Time to drink some "Burning River" and hope there are sharks in my beer
 
2013-07-11 09:44:50 PM  
was that Tara Reid who just jumped out of the sewer and got blown away or a badly CGI'd shark?  I couldn't really tell.  It was confusing.
 
2013-07-11 09:45:04 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait, the news just said the sharks are falling from the sky. Raining sharks is so coming into play later.


Its raining sharks
Its raining sharks
 
2013-07-11 09:45:08 PM  
Wouldn't the sewer alligators take care oc the sewer sharks?
Gawd, it's like they don't even care about real science.
 
2013-07-11 09:45:17 PM  
Axiron sounds fairly awful.
 
2013-07-11 09:46:03 PM  
This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.
 
2013-07-11 09:46:10 PM  
Tara Reid looks like a porn star 20 years older than she is. SHARK FOOD
 
2013-07-11 09:46:25 PM  

prettywarrior: Wouldn't the sewer alligators take care oc the sewer sharks?
Gawd, it's like they don't even care about real science.


This is why we need more movie producers in STEM programs. As it is, they seem to be more focused on the buds and leaves
 
2013-07-11 09:46:38 PM  

TheManofPA: Tara Reid is in her second scene in the first 45 minutes. If she dies here, that would be amazing.


She can't die, her and Steve from 90210 are getting back together after hot bartender dies.
 
2013-07-11 09:47:06 PM  

SmackLT: PainInTheASP: You can't stop them! They'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her farkin' heart out!

It's what they do! It's all they do!


The hall of pain?
 
2013-07-11 09:47:15 PM  
"I'm not a stripper!"
Drink every time Tara Reid tries to deny what she really is

/Jersey Shore Shark Attack vs Sharknado
//Aaaand go
 
2013-07-11 09:47:15 PM  

imapirate: Tara Reid looks like a porn star 20 years older than she is. SHARK FOOD


So...she looks like Tara Reid?
 
2013-07-11 09:47:31 PM  
This is a goddamn masterpiece.
 
2013-07-11 09:47:44 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Axiron sounds fairly awful.


The urge to misuse that stuff would be terrible. I'd smear it on my old boss's office door every day. What a biatch.
 
2013-07-11 09:48:01 PM  

js34603: TheManofPA: Tara Reid is in her second scene in the first 45 minutes. If she dies here, that would be amazing.

She can't die, her and Steve from 90210 are getting back together after hot bartender dies.


Sorry I'm a hot bartender-bar owner chipper. I'll have my fanfic prequel ready by 10:30
 
2013-07-11 09:49:06 PM  
Wait, Tara Reid is old enough to have a 17 year old daughter?

"Awwww, Shepard"
 
2013-07-11 09:49:08 PM  
How the hell old is Ziering supposed to be?

And that guy has amazing hair.
 
2013-07-11 09:49:32 PM  
20th of the month?  um
 
2013-07-11 09:49:33 PM  
Tara Reid is what, 50 in this movie?
 
2013-07-11 09:49:34 PM  
I really wanted the drunk to survive. I hope he shows up at the end.
 
2013-07-11 09:49:41 PM  
Douchey preppy boyfriend for the win. He's dying in a hilarious fashion
 
2013-07-11 09:49:51 PM  
A....pool shark, if you will.
 
2013-07-11 09:49:57 PM  
Candygram!
 
2013-07-11 09:50:05 PM  
Nooooooooo!  Not George!!!!!
 
2013-07-11 09:50:11 PM  
hahaha, drink!
 
2013-07-11 09:50:27 PM  
You knew Colin was going to die a terrible death, you just knew it.
 
2013-07-11 09:50:29 PM  
yay idoit boyfriend is om nomed
 
2013-07-11 09:50:31 PM  

mitchcumstein1: A....pool shark, if you will.


BOOOOOOO
 
2013-07-11 09:50:33 PM  

jessie: This is a goddamn masterpiece.


Speak truth to power, sister!
 
2013-07-11 09:50:42 PM  
I didn't know sharks ate douche.
 
2013-07-11 09:50:44 PM  
Haha omfg Beverly Hills EMS is second to none...agh I'm dead.
 
2013-07-11 09:50:47 PM  
karmashark
 
2013-07-11 09:50:48 PM  
that is good tv, i don't care what you say.
 
2013-07-11 09:50:49 PM  
Well, I gotta say that was satisfying in a douchetacular sort of way.
 
2013-07-11 09:50:58 PM  
He lasted exactly as long as I thought he would.
 
2013-07-11 09:51:01 PM  
Wow that first floor flooded quickly; not a good pump in their house
 
2013-07-11 09:51:12 PM  
"What's the ruckus?"

26.media.tumblr.com

"Can you describe the ruckus?"
 
2013-07-11 09:51:25 PM  
That house needs GFCI's
 
2013-07-11 09:51:27 PM  
Tara Ried seems to have a lot of pictures of just herself up in her house.
 
2013-07-11 09:51:30 PM  
This would be a lot more suspenseful if I could tell what the hell was going on.
 
2013-07-11 09:51:34 PM  
Epic slo-mo!
 
2013-07-11 09:51:36 PM  
Bookshelves are like kryptonite to sharks
 
2013-07-11 09:51:48 PM  

SilentStrider: This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.


Nothing will ever beat Jersey Shore Shark Attack
 
2013-07-11 09:51:52 PM  
SHARKNADO is vulnerable to IKEA.
 
2013-07-11 09:51:57 PM  
Way to waste all the ammo, stripper girlfriend!
 
2013-07-11 09:52:00 PM  
"Why's there a shark on the telly?"
 
2013-07-11 09:52:07 PM  
I know what you're thinking shark: Did I fire 5 shotgun shells or 6?
 
2013-07-11 09:52:16 PM  
we're gonna need a bigger tampon.
 
2013-07-11 09:52:22 PM  
Menses joke!
 
2013-07-11 09:52:23 PM  
look like that time of the month? what?
 
2013-07-11 09:52:24 PM  
"It looks like it's that time of the month."

Did I hear that correctly?!
 
2013-07-11 09:52:25 PM  
Really. A period joke?
 
2013-07-11 09:52:28 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-11 09:52:38 PM  
the 'period' jokes really fit into this show well
 
2013-07-11 09:52:50 PM  

Dack48: SilentStrider: This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Nothing will ever beat Jersey Shore Shark Attack


Nothing will ever beat Joay Fatone's cameo.
 
2013-07-11 09:52:50 PM  
A better line would have been, We're gonna need a bigger house"
 
2013-07-11 09:52:58 PM  
A son too.....BACKSTORY!
 
2013-07-11 09:53:04 PM  
That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.
 
2013-07-11 09:53:07 PM  

Dack48: SilentStrider: This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Nothing will ever beat Jersey Shore Shark Attack


I used to think that, then I saw this.
 
2013-07-11 09:53:07 PM  
That was not a good shot, at all.

You're out of ammo because you took six shots to kill a shark two feet away.

Where the hell did Matt come from??

This movie is amazing.
 
2013-07-11 09:53:32 PM  
Surf the shark. Surf the shark. SURF THE SHARK! SURF THE SHARK!
 
2013-07-11 09:53:34 PM  
LMAO. The period joke.

Take note HBO/Game of Thrones, THIS is how you do CGI.
 
2013-07-11 09:53:44 PM  

Via Infinito: Really. A period joke?


You're right. It does seem a bit highbrow for this production.
 
2013-07-11 09:53:54 PM  
Wait...if only the first floor of their house was flooded....why not open the door?
 
2013-07-11 09:54:01 PM  
Thanks Unfreakable !
 
2013-07-11 09:54:14 PM  

Crono3453: Surf the shark. Surf the shark. SURF THE SHARK! SURF THE SHARK!


It almost has to happen at this point.
 
2013-07-11 09:54:16 PM  

JosephFinn: Dack48: SilentStrider: This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Nothing will ever beat Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Nothing will ever beat Joay Fatone's cameo.


THAT was awesome.
 
2013-07-11 09:54:24 PM  
SyFy is getting their dollars' worth of that rain machine.
 
2013-07-11 09:54:34 PM  
Walk through blood in white clothes, come out in white clothes.  Tide with bleach is some powerful shiat.
 
2013-07-11 09:54:44 PM  
CGi your freshman nephew would be ashamed to turn in to his professor.
 
2013-07-11 09:54:47 PM  

Roook: Bookshelves are like kryptonite to sharks


I'm not sure, but I think that's racist.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:03 PM  
Kevin's dad died so that we might fit Tara Reid into the SUV
 
2013-07-11 09:55:04 PM  
Most surprisingly, most shockingly!
 
2013-07-11 09:55:11 PM  
i.ytimg.com
That time of the month again? What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:23 PM  
It's a good thing this guy hates LA people and is always armed
 
2013-07-11 09:55:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Thanks Unfreakable !


Cheers! You made me laugh several times, totally worth it.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:47 PM  

Confabulat: SyFy is getting their dollars' worth of that rain machine.


Three dudes each with a garden hose doesn't make a rain machine.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:48 PM  
As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:58 PM  
"It's kind of hot when you make the HJ motion on that shotgun"
 
2013-07-11 09:56:15 PM  

SilentStrider: JosephFinn: Dack48: SilentStrider: This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Nothing will ever beat Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Nothing will ever beat Joay Fatone's cameo.

THAT was awesome.


THAT was the highlight of last summer in a summer full of highlights

/Here come the Sharknadoes!
 
2013-07-11 09:56:15 PM  
I'm overloaded at this point with this car ride. It's too much.
 
2013-07-11 09:56:18 PM  
Oh yeah here comes the Sharknado!
 
2013-07-11 09:56:18 PM  

JosephFinn: Dack48: SilentStrider: This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Nothing will ever beat Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Nothing will ever beat Joay Fatone's cameo.


He was delicious *BURP*
 
2013-07-11 09:56:21 PM  
Sharks? Sharks. Sharks? Yeah sharks. Sharks.
 
2013-07-11 09:56:23 PM  
Tornado warning! Sharknado warning!
 
2013-07-11 09:56:27 PM  

Unfreakable: Igor Jakovsky: Thanks Unfreakable !

Cheers! You made me laugh several times, totally worth it.


Back at ya
 
2013-07-11 09:56:33 PM  
There's a shark cut off the freeway
 
2013-07-11 09:56:34 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.


I hope the Hollywood sign gets eaten.
 
2013-07-11 09:56:58 PM  

prettywarrior: Kevin's dad died so that we might fit Tara Reid into the SUV


Worst. Decision. Ever.

Besides that one where Ian Ziering had two kids with Tara Reid.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:01 PM  
There is almost nothing consistent in this movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:05 PM  
Wait, Tara Reid said something sensible in this movie.  DRINK EVERYTHING.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:16 PM  
Tara is sweating in a sexy sort of way, like she is covered with Vaseline.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:16 PM  

TheManofPA: "It's kind of hot when you make the HJ motion on that shotgun"


racking the shotgun is sure to scare any intruder sharks away.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.


I fully believe that Sharknado from the opening credits is coming back. If they find a way to combine that with mitch's surfing prediction...in a bad CGI downtown LA. This thread is hitting 1000 posts
 
2013-07-11 09:57:44 PM  

JosephFinn: CGi your freshman nephew would be ashamed to turn in to his professor.



It's still better than a Collins College game design commercial.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:59 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.

I fully believe that Sharknado from the opening credits is coming back. If they find a way to combine that with mitch's surfing prediction...in a bad CGI downtown LA. This thread is hitting 1000 posts


Im ready!
 
2013-07-11 09:58:00 PM  
He rappels, too!
 
2013-07-11 09:58:02 PM  
Thank god! A commercial. It's hard to keep track of all the awful. It's nice to have a break and mentally regroup.
 
2013-07-11 09:58:05 PM  

Crono3453: prettywarrior: Kevin's dad died so that we might fit Tara Reid into the SUV

Worst. Decision. Ever.

Besides that one where Ian Ziering had two kids with Tara Reid.


He was desparate after 90210.
 
2013-07-11 09:58:31 PM  
SHARK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE
 
2013-07-11 09:58:34 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I'm overloaded at this point with this car ride. It's too much.


The car ride is basically their answer to the walking in Lord of the Rings.

I do enjoy the "Italians are coming commerical"
 
2013-07-11 09:58:37 PM  

js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.


From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!
 
2013-07-11 09:59:07 PM  
I love everything about this movie/thread.
 
2013-07-11 09:59:08 PM  
No wonder he left Tara Reid. In the middle of a Sharknado she still has to nag him.
 
2013-07-11 09:59:23 PM  
was that car scene filmed in a car wash?
 
2013-07-11 09:59:44 PM  
This entire thread is one big SNARKNADO
 
2013-07-11 10:00:14 PM  

Sliding Carp: js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.

From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!


Super Sharknova?
 
2013-07-11 10:00:16 PM  

TheManofPA: The car ride is basically their answer to the walking in Lord of the Rings.


Which is a comparison I never in a million years would have thought I'd hear.
 
2013-07-11 10:00:55 PM  
I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that
 
2013-07-11 10:01:16 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: was that car scene filmed in a car wash?


Workin at the car wash yeahhhhh
 
2013-07-11 10:01:30 PM  

Sliding Carp: js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.

From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!


That goes without saying. Now we don't know much about dark matter. What if it's really... Kryptonite?! Well, then you'd have some serious Superman-munching sharks flying around. Now we're talking!
 
2013-07-11 10:01:42 PM  
THAT SHARK WAS ARMED WITH SHARKS!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:01:43 PM  
THE SHARK HAS MISSILES!
 
2013-07-11 10:01:44 PM  
Is that Cousin Oliver !?
 
2013-07-11 10:01:48 PM  
That shark has attached missile sharks.
 
2013-07-11 10:01:55 PM  
Missed a hour of it dammit
 
2013-07-11 10:01:57 PM  

soopey: Super Sharknova?


Secret Nazi Sharks on the ISS.
 
2013-07-11 10:02:06 PM  

le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that


Tara Reid's too ugly to be Gollum.
 
2013-07-11 10:02:20 PM  
I'm just waiting for people to come to this tab and go wait.....450 posts on Sharknado?
 
2013-07-11 10:02:29 PM  
5 will get you 10 that Harry Knowles-looking guy in the bus is about to get eated.

/taking bets
 
2013-07-11 10:02:53 PM  
This movie should have Screech, Brenda, Zach, OOOOndrea, Lisa, Clarissa, Stiffler AND Slater in it to complete the full '90s horrible movie/series crossover.
 
2013-07-11 10:02:54 PM  
Come on sharks with laser beams attached to their heads....
 
2013-07-11 10:02:56 PM  

le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that


I love you.

/in six.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:05 PM  
Dammit is he going to surf the sharks or not?
 
2013-07-11 10:03:07 PM  

Sliding Carp: js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.

From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!


Thunder Levin huh? I guess that's the kinda guy who would write a line like that.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:39 PM  
I got to give Ian credit; no way this movie can afford stunt men?

Wait...is he going to try to lift the bus or the kids?
 
2013-07-11 10:03:40 PM  
Well at least the sharks have remoras hanging with them.  Maybe we will see remora vampire blood sucking stuff.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:46 PM  
I am speechless at this point.
 
2013-07-11 10:03:50 PM  
At least kill the Harry Knowles looking motherfarker.
 
2013-07-11 10:04:23 PM  

sniderman: 5 will get you 10 that Harry Knowles-looking guy in the bus is about to get eated.

/taking bets


He deserves it for flubbing HIS ONE LINE!
 
2013-07-11 10:04:42 PM  
A jeep without a winch is like a shirt without a pocket....worthless.

Who needs one for California, anyway
 
2013-07-11 10:04:42 PM  
That chick going up the wire looks 24-25
 
2013-07-11 10:04:47 PM  
This film needs more Shatner.
 
2013-07-11 10:04:53 PM  

Mugato: At least kill the Harry Knowles looking motherfarker.


They'll try to pull him up and the rope will break,
 
2013-07-11 10:04:54 PM  

Via Infinito: Dammit is he going to surf the sharks or not?


If the rope breaks on the fat guy.....
 
2013-07-11 10:04:54 PM  

iron_city_ap: Is that Cousin Oliver !?


Holy sh...
 
2013-07-11 10:04:54 PM  
Oh this bus driver's totally getting eaten.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:05 PM  
I bet fatty's gonna get it.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:10 PM  
If only Steve has been so heroic in high school he could have gotten into Brenda's pants for sure.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:13 PM  
The dorky guy is gonna get et.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:14 PM  
I think that guy has shark dementia.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:20 PM  
Awww...its like the fat dork from Twister
 
2013-07-11 10:05:22 PM  
7 hours of kid lifting later.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:25 PM  
Fat guy gets eaten.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:38 PM  
Okay this fat pussy dude is killing me
 
2013-07-11 10:05:41 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: iron_city_ap: Is that Cousin Oliver !?

Holy sh...


Oh, wow.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:43 PM  

le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that


*golf clap*
 
2013-07-11 10:05:46 PM  
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! Shark jumped up on the bus! I literally have tears in my eyes.
 
2013-07-11 10:05:54 PM  
We're gonna need a montage, even Rocky had a montage
 
2013-07-11 10:06:08 PM  
Well that was disappointing.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:21 PM  
Nevermind, a shark climbing the rope is far bettter.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:24 PM  
That is a persistent shark.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:24 PM  
Ian Ziering isn't the only one here who can climb ropes.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:28 PM  
The sharks have learned how to climb ropes!
 
2013-07-11 10:06:33 PM  
One kid at a time?  This movie is gonna get really boring really fast.  Unless these sharks can fly and walk like the one in Super Shark...
 
2013-07-11 10:06:42 PM  

SilentStrider: Mugato: At least kill the Harry Knowles looking motherfarker.

They'll try to pull him up and the rope will break,


And he'll still give the movie an enthusiastic review because he got a set visit.
 
2013-07-11 10:07:01 PM  
So the sharks are like dobermans at the junkyard?
 
2013-07-11 10:07:12 PM  
Oh, Fake Jeffery Dean Morgan, that's just the calm before the storm
 
2013-07-11 10:07:14 PM  

TheManofPA: Nevermind, a shark climbing the rope is far bettter.


lol
 
2013-07-11 10:07:27 PM  
HERE IT COMES!
 
2013-07-11 10:07:28 PM  
Kevin's dad dies and Tara Reid and fat wimp guy live.

There's no justice in LA
 
2013-07-11 10:07:28 PM  
I'll bet he wishes he had some Bat Shark Repellent Spray.

mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 10:07:32 PM  
Chumlee must die.
 
2013-07-11 10:07:34 PM  
HERE IT COMES!
 
2013-07-11 10:07:38 PM  
here it comes
 
2013-07-11 10:07:39 PM  
Is...is it sharknado time?!
 
2013-07-11 10:07:47 PM  
Well,  the sharks have been introduced.  What do you think it's time for now, kids?
 
2013-07-11 10:07:59 PM  
Kinda disappointed the Hollywood sign wasn't destroyed by a shark
 
2013-07-11 10:08:02 PM  
Incoming air-to-ground shark missiles!
 
2013-07-11 10:08:06 PM  
Hollywood sign! WOO HOO! Finish your drink!
 
2013-07-11 10:08:17 PM  
Awesome
 
2013-07-11 10:08:27 PM  
SKY SHARKS MOTHERF*CKERS!!
 
2013-07-11 10:08:29 PM  
Wait, did the fat guy just pull off two matrix moves on a flying building and then die when there was no wind?
 
2013-07-11 10:08:31 PM  
We need some screencap gifs of this.  Sadly I dont know how to make them.
 
2013-07-11 10:08:31 PM  

Dack48: Kinda disappointed the Hollywood sign wasn't destroyed by a shark


The night is young.
 
2013-07-11 10:08:40 PM  
There was the D from HOLLYWOOD.

Fat guy... DEAD! WOOHOO!
 
2013-07-11 10:08:41 PM  
Oh. Oh that was bad. Sharknado I am disappoint.
 
2013-07-11 10:08:50 PM  
Fat dude with Sam Jackson moment
 
2013-07-11 10:08:53 PM  

DaintySavage: Fat guy gets eaten.


apologies for not specifying it would be by sheet metal
 
2013-07-11 10:09:12 PM  
Looks like yo mama was right. RIP fat dude.
 
2013-07-11 10:09:13 PM  

TheManofPA: Kevin's dad dies and Tara Reid and fat wimp guy live.

There's no justice in LA


not a wizard.
 
2013-07-11 10:09:15 PM  

crypticsatellite: ecmoRandomNumbers: iron_city_ap: Is that Cousin Oliver !?

Holy sh...

Oh, wow.


According to their Facebook page, yes it is.
 
2013-07-11 10:09:19 PM  

SHARKNADO!

 
2013-07-11 10:09:22 PM  
TORNADOS!
 
2013-07-11 10:09:28 PM  
Oh yeah.....Snarknados are heading for downtown.

Also....where did the kids go?
 
2013-07-11 10:09:29 PM  
This is not Sharknado, this is SHARKNADOS!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:09:35 PM  
.....but it took out the bus driver!

"My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me"

/Here come the Sharknadoes
//Are those sharks?
 
2013-07-11 10:09:35 PM  

sniderman: I'll bet he wishes he had some Bat Shark Repellent Spray.

[mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com image 250x279]




Snort
 
2013-07-11 10:09:38 PM  
Obligatory Hollywood Sign destru OHHHH SNAP!!!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:09:43 PM  
You can see the sharks in the twister.
 
2013-07-11 10:09:58 PM  

DaintySavage: DaintySavage: Fat guy gets eaten.

apologies for not specifying it would be by sheet metal


Unacceptable. Repent by finishing your nearest alcoholic beverage.
 
2013-07-11 10:10:04 PM  

crypticsatellite: ecmoRandomNumbers: iron_city_ap: Is that Cousin Oliver !?

Holy sh...

Oh, wow.


Alice and Cindy are gonna has a sad.
 
2013-07-11 10:10:19 PM  
It's about time they destroy the Hollywood sign in this movie. The Hollywood sign is second only to the Statue of Liberty in getting farked up in disaster films.
 
2013-07-11 10:10:32 PM  
They missed the chance to have the fat guy crushed by one of the HOLLYWOOD letters.
 
2013-07-11 10:10:36 PM  
Seriously, there are farking sharks in farking tornadoes. If I swept floors at McDonald's I'd feel better that I wasn't in this movie.
 
2013-07-11 10:11:00 PM  

IronTom: You can see the sharks in the twister.


That's how you know it's legit.
 
2013-07-11 10:11:06 PM  
"Are those sharks?"

HAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-07-11 10:11:30 PM  
Ok the only thing I need to see is a giant shark jumping out of the water to try to bite a guy climbing a ladder into a helicopter. Then I will declare this my favorite movie ever*.

*starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid
 
2013-07-11 10:11:53 PM  
jaws ride at universal studios...attack!
 
2013-07-11 10:11:59 PM  
Does anyone else think R.I.P.D. looks a lot like Men in Black?

/assuming we're all getting the same commercials
 
2013-07-11 10:12:09 PM  
According to @Bodycounters, the count so far is 16 people, 5 sharks, and one unlucky duck.
 
2013-07-11 10:12:14 PM  

Mugato: It's about time they destroy the Hollywood sign in this movie. The Hollywood sign is second only to the Statue of Liberty in getting farked up in disaster films.


Don't forget Christ the Redeemer and the Eiffel Tower.
 
2013-07-11 10:12:32 PM  

sniderman: I'll bet he wishes he had some Bat Shark Repellent Spray.

[mygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com image 250x279]


This is the second Fark thread I've been in today to discuss Shark Repellent Bat spray
 
2013-07-11 10:12:48 PM  

Mugato: Does anyone else think R.I.P.D. looks a lot like Men in Black?

/assuming we're all getting the same commercials


That's exactly what it is, but with dead people instead of aliens.
 
2013-07-11 10:12:55 PM  

SpikeStrip: jaws ride at universal studios...attack!


Sorry, they replaced that with Harry Potter.
 
2013-07-11 10:13:31 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Don't forget Christ the Redeemer and the Eiffel Tower.


yeah but those are getting trashed in the same movie.  It's either America going down or the whole world.
 
2013-07-11 10:13:32 PM  

Mugato: Does anyone else think R.I.P.D. looks a lot like Men in Black?

/assuming we're all getting the same commercials


Otherwise known as "buddy cop movie".
 
2013-07-11 10:13:59 PM  
It would be cool if the sharks had more sharks coming out of their butts. And then those sharks have even more sharks coming out of their butts. That would be cool.
 
2013-07-11 10:14:49 PM  
Why's the slutty waitress driving now?
 
2013-07-11 10:14:52 PM  

Mugato: SpikeStrip: jaws ride at universal studios...attack!

Sorry, they replaced that with Harry Potter.


they could have a Sharknado in Diagon Alley.
 
2013-07-11 10:14:59 PM  
Next is two-headed shark attack? IS THIS A TRIPLE FEATURE?
 
2013-07-11 10:15:12 PM  
Cantore tweeting about it
 
2013-07-11 10:15:17 PM  
Man, this movie is so farking horrible it's awesome.  This is not even *wink, wink, we know we're bad and we're hamming it up*, this is....

*SNOOOOOOOOOORRRRT* 

"AND THEN THE FARKING SHARK CLIMBS THE FARKING ROPE! BUT GET THIS....wait, why am I yelling?"

*SNOOOOORRT*

THE FARKING SHARK DIES RIGHT BEFORE IT GETS THE GUY!  AND THEN...."
 
2013-07-11 10:15:21 PM  
Jeep shark!
 
2013-07-11 10:15:30 PM  
THERE IS A F*CKING SHARK ON TOP OF THE CAR!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:15:35 PM  
Wait.....how did the Shark get on the roof of a moving vehicle?
 
2013-07-11 10:15:37 PM  
Where did all those kids go?
 
2013-07-11 10:15:39 PM  
Shark executes the flying kick with his face!
 
2013-07-11 10:15:49 PM  
This can't get any worse.
 
2013-07-11 10:15:52 PM  
Shaaaaaro! On the roof!!

Thought you ought to know.
*faints*
 
2013-07-11 10:16:00 PM  
Aw man, Ian Zierings infected by the shark now!
 
2013-07-11 10:16:00 PM  
Sweet, a sunroof!
 
2013-07-11 10:16:12 PM  
If you hit a shark on the nose it should paralyze it...the shotgun was totally unnecessary.
 
2013-07-11 10:16:15 PM  

TheManofPA: Next is two-headed shark attack? IS THIS A TRIPLE FEATURE?


They've been showing all their shark shows today. Including, Sharktopus.
 
2013-07-11 10:16:17 PM  
What. The. Hell.
 
2013-07-11 10:16:19 PM  
Bloody hell! Haha oh shiat.
 
2013-07-11 10:16:24 PM  
That shark cut the gas line.
 
2013-07-11 10:16:33 PM  
Why that fark did it explode? What did I miss? That was right out of the Simpsons.
 
2013-07-11 10:16:36 PM  
EXPLOSION!
 
2013-07-11 10:16:47 PM  
Seriously? That thing exploded from that? Wow.
 
2013-07-11 10:16:47 PM  
I just tuned in like 15 minutes ago. Why are the sharks breathing.....nevermind.

Is Tara Reid playing her own mother in this? Damn.
 
2013-07-11 10:16:51 PM  
Why did the car explode?!?!
 
2013-07-11 10:16:57 PM  
I miss George.
 
2013-07-11 10:17:04 PM  

Mugato: SpikeStrip: jaws ride at universal studios...attack!

Sorry, they replaced that with Harry Potter.


even better.
 
2013-07-11 10:17:05 PM  

imapirate: This can't get any worse.


You were wrong.
 
2013-07-11 10:17:18 PM  

shanrick: It would be cool if the sharks had more sharks coming out of their butts. And then those sharks have even more sharks coming out of their butts. That would be cool.


I don't know why they didn't shoot the shark that had been eating through roof of their car first thing.
Haay, a well stocked booze store out in the middle of shark city.
 
2013-07-11 10:17:19 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Where did all those kids go?


I would assume anyone not shown for more than 5 minutes has been eaten by a shark.
 
2013-07-11 10:17:42 PM  
Wait, did they just strolling into the liqueur store brandishing weapons?
Also, they are keeping power during a hurricane and doing a good job with TV
 
2013-07-11 10:17:50 PM  
Long news intro.  Must be REALLY important.
 
2013-07-11 10:17:51 PM  
Are those pregnancy tests? Please God let those be pregnancy tests.
 
2013-07-11 10:17:51 PM  
Was Tara Reid taking pregnancy tests?
 
2013-07-11 10:17:55 PM  
Can't watch, but does Tara Reid still look a horrible victim of practice plastic surgery performed at a concentration camp?

/wants Tara circa Body Shots back
 
2013-07-11 10:17:55 PM  
Liquor store. Good call, get the necessities.
 
2013-07-11 10:17:58 PM  
No food in the store, but TONS of booze.....
 
2013-07-11 10:18:09 PM  
A truther!
 
2013-07-11 10:18:11 PM  
Impending apocalypse.

That has to be worth a drink.

Store owner will die.
 
2013-07-11 10:18:19 PM  
Wait....Obama's secret weather machine is behind the Sharknados.

THIS IS AWESOME!
 
2013-07-11 10:18:23 PM  
Finally, the liquor store. I don't know what the hell is wrong with people in disaster movies, get to the liquor store FIRST!.

It's got liquor and beef jerky and usually there's some way to shut the windows and there's probably a shotgun behind the counter.

GET THE FARK OUT MY LIQUOR STORE! is all i'd say for months
 
2013-07-11 10:18:34 PM  
The sharkpocalpyse
 
2013-07-11 10:18:37 PM  
The local news should have interviewed the pot dealer from Grandma's Boy.
 
2013-07-11 10:18:42 PM  
Well if I was in the midst of a sharknado the first place I would go is the liquor store, complete with stereotypical middle eastern guy.
 
2013-07-11 10:18:58 PM  

prettywarrior: Why did the car explode?!?!


The carburetor flooded... don't you know anything about cars.
 
2013-07-11 10:19:14 PM  
This movie is actually far less cheesy and hilarious than Sharktopus.  I kinda miss the cartoony special effects and ridiculous dialog.  And that one that had Tiffany and Debbie Gibson...wow.
 
2013-07-11 10:19:14 PM  
It's the government. With a big G. Thanks SHARKBAMA.
 
2013-07-11 10:19:15 PM  

prettywarrior: Why did the car explode?!?!


The shark sabotaged it.
 
2013-07-11 10:19:16 PM  
Conspiracy theorist convenience store worker is based on Fark political tab thread posters?
 
2013-07-11 10:19:22 PM  

crypticsatellite: Was Tara Reid taking pregnancy tests?


It probably wraps around to those 'period' jokes.
 
2013-07-11 10:19:32 PM  
Wait, where did this Humm-Vee come from?
 
2013-07-11 10:19:38 PM  
Funny comment from Twitter:

@BenjySarlin:  I hate all these bandwagon fans watching #Sharknado on TV who didn't read all the books first
 
2013-07-11 10:19:53 PM  
F5? Brock Lesnder in route.
 
2013-07-11 10:20:01 PM  
These people are in a liquor store and sharks are flying from the sky and they're not loading up? Spotting a small possum is at least a fifth of vodka but that's me.
 
2013-07-11 10:20:24 PM  
I assume being on a motorcycle while sharks are falling out of the sky will be unfortunate for that policeman.
 
2013-07-11 10:20:37 PM  

Dack48: Wait, where did this Humm-Vee come from?


the roof of anbuilding across from the liqour store.

I think.
 
2013-07-11 10:20:49 PM  
I bet Tara Reid got pregnant by a shark. Sequel!
 
2013-07-11 10:21:02 PM  
The Hummer has NoS!!!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:21:04 PM  

Dack48: Wait, where did this Humm-Vee come from?


Does it have a nitro tank to outrun a police cruiser?
 
2013-07-11 10:21:13 PM  
Nitrous in a hummer?

Drink whiskey now.
 
2013-07-11 10:21:31 PM  
I swear to god, this script was a pieced together from Fark threads.
 
2013-07-11 10:21:32 PM  
Yes, this movie needed a police chase scene,
 
2013-07-11 10:21:36 PM  
Because no vehicle is complete without a nitrous button.  Anyone got a Whip-It?
 
2013-07-11 10:21:50 PM  
Don't look, Marian!
 
2013-07-11 10:21:52 PM  
The three sharknados just formed a supersharknado
 
2013-07-11 10:22:06 PM  
H2s are mainly made of sheet metal and plastic.  Not the vehicle Id want to be in during a sharknado even with the big bumper.
 
2013-07-11 10:22:08 PM  
This was clearly shot on a bright sunny day.  I just don't even...
 
2013-07-11 10:22:09 PM  
Bad CG aside, this is actually not the worse shot SyFy Original film I've seen.
 
2013-07-11 10:22:22 PM  
Why is there a retirement home next to the airport?

Because old folks can't hear?
 
2013-07-11 10:22:33 PM  
Somebody better fly a plane into a sharknado right the f*ck now.
 
2013-07-11 10:22:35 PM  
Oh look , a plane!
 
2013-07-11 10:22:40 PM  
WTF were they running from the cops? And who puts nitrous in a Hummer?
 
2013-07-11 10:22:45 PM  
Shark will get chopped by an airplane propellor.
 
2013-07-11 10:23:00 PM  
The sharks are a-wriggling.
 
2013-07-11 10:23:25 PM  

Mugato: Bad CG aside, this is actually not the worse shot SyFy Original film I've seen.


The camera work isn't bad, unlike everything else...
 
2013-07-11 10:23:34 PM  

crypticsatellite: Why is there a retirement home next to the airport?

Because old folks can't hear?


You should be on a zoning board.
 
2013-07-11 10:23:37 PM  
Idris Elba is all sorts of badass.
 
2013-07-11 10:24:23 PM  
There's 35 minutes left. There better be a hell of a lot more sharks being 'nadoed soon.
 
2013-07-11 10:24:46 PM  

js34603: WTF were they running from the cops? And who puts nitrous in a Hummer?


Someone who needs to go REALLY FARKING FAST for about 1/8 of a mile before running out of gas
 
2013-07-11 10:24:54 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: crypticsatellite: Why is there a retirement home next to the airport?

Because old folks can't hear?

You should be on a zoning board.


Did you miss that line from the movie?
 
2013-07-11 10:24:57 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Idris Elba is all sorts of badass.


Right? I actually kinda want to see Pacific Rim.
 
2013-07-11 10:25:26 PM  
Are those motherfarking sharks going to be on that motherfarking plane?
 
2013-07-11 10:25:38 PM  
The black guy in Pacific Rim is inspiring. "Today we celebrate our Indepen....uh, Pacific Rim".

*rousing music*
 
2013-07-11 10:25:42 PM  
Farkers in LA, do all motor vehicles in LA come standard with a tank of NOS?
 
2013-07-11 10:26:03 PM  

js34603: mitchcumstein1: Idris Elba is all sorts of badass.

Right? I actually kinda want to see Pacific Rim.


It has decent reviews; I'll probably check it out. I'm still bitter about "Much Ado About Nothing" not being near me in theaters.
 
2013-07-11 10:26:09 PM  

SmackLT: js34603: WTF were they running from the cops? And who puts nitrous in a Hummer?

Someone who needs to go REALLY FARKING FAST for about 1/8 of a mile before running out of gas


Dragsters drag queens
 
2013-07-11 10:26:10 PM  

crypticsatellite: ecmoRandomNumbers: crypticsatellite: Why is there a retirement home next to the airport?

Because old folks can't hear?

You should be on a zoning board.

Did you miss that line from the movie?


I'm missing key parts from laughing so hard.
 
2013-07-11 10:26:11 PM  
So, Van Nuys is northwest of Beverly Hills, but first they needed to go east to Hollywood and almost downtown.
Makes perfect sense.
 
2013-07-11 10:26:24 PM  

js34603: mitchcumstein1: Idris Elba is all sorts of badass.

Right? I actually kinda want to see Pacific Rim.


I don't even know what it's about, but I'd watch it because of him.
 
2013-07-11 10:26:26 PM  

soopey: There's 35 minutes left. There better be a hell of a lot more sharks being 'nadoed soon.


Surfing must still play into this somehow...

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