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2013-07-11 09:54:34 PM
Walk through blood in white clothes, come out in white clothes.  Tide with bleach is some powerful shiat.
 
2013-07-11 09:54:44 PM
CGi your freshman nephew would be ashamed to turn in to his professor.
 
2013-07-11 09:54:47 PM

Roook: Bookshelves are like kryptonite to sharks


I'm not sure, but I think that's racist.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:03 PM
Kevin's dad died so that we might fit Tara Reid into the SUV
 
2013-07-11 09:55:04 PM
Most surprisingly, most shockingly!
 
2013-07-11 09:55:11 PM
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That time of the month again? What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:23 PM
It's a good thing this guy hates LA people and is always armed
 
2013-07-11 09:55:43 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Thanks Unfreakable !


Cheers! You made me laugh several times, totally worth it.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:47 PM

Confabulat: SyFy is getting their dollars' worth of that rain machine.


Three dudes each with a garden hose doesn't make a rain machine.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:48 PM
As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.
 
2013-07-11 09:55:58 PM
"It's kind of hot when you make the HJ motion on that shotgun"
 
2013-07-11 09:56:15 PM

SilentStrider: JosephFinn: Dack48: SilentStrider: This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Nothing will ever beat Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Nothing will ever beat Joay Fatone's cameo.

THAT was awesome.


THAT was the highlight of last summer in a summer full of highlights

/Here come the Sharknadoes!
 
2013-07-11 09:56:15 PM
I'm overloaded at this point with this car ride. It's too much.
 
2013-07-11 09:56:18 PM
Oh yeah here comes the Sharknado!
 
2013-07-11 09:56:18 PM

JosephFinn: Dack48: SilentStrider: This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Nothing will ever beat Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Nothing will ever beat Joay Fatone's cameo.


He was delicious *BURP*
 
2013-07-11 09:56:21 PM
Sharks? Sharks. Sharks? Yeah sharks. Sharks.
 
2013-07-11 09:56:23 PM
Tornado warning! Sharknado warning!
 
2013-07-11 09:56:27 PM

Unfreakable: Igor Jakovsky: Thanks Unfreakable !

Cheers! You made me laugh several times, totally worth it.


Back at ya
 
2013-07-11 09:56:33 PM
There's a shark cut off the freeway
 
2013-07-11 09:56:34 PM

Igor Jakovsky: As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.


I hope the Hollywood sign gets eaten.
 
2013-07-11 09:56:58 PM

prettywarrior: Kevin's dad died so that we might fit Tara Reid into the SUV


Worst. Decision. Ever.

Besides that one where Ian Ziering had two kids with Tara Reid.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:01 PM
There is almost nothing consistent in this movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:05 PM
Wait, Tara Reid said something sensible in this movie.  DRINK EVERYTHING.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:16 PM
Tara is sweating in a sexy sort of way, like she is covered with Vaseline.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:16 PM

TheManofPA: "It's kind of hot when you make the HJ motion on that shotgun"


racking the shotgun is sure to scare any intruder sharks away.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:18 PM

Igor Jakovsky: As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.


I fully believe that Sharknado from the opening credits is coming back. If they find a way to combine that with mitch's surfing prediction...in a bad CGI downtown LA. This thread is hitting 1000 posts
 
2013-07-11 09:57:44 PM

JosephFinn: CGi your freshman nephew would be ashamed to turn in to his professor.



It's still better than a Collins College game design commercial.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:59 PM

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: As opposed to dead sharks.  Please tell me they show the sharknado getting into the downtown LA area.

I fully believe that Sharknado from the opening credits is coming back. If they find a way to combine that with mitch's surfing prediction...in a bad CGI downtown LA. This thread is hitting 1000 posts


Im ready!
 
2013-07-11 09:58:00 PM
He rappels, too!
 
2013-07-11 09:58:02 PM
Thank god! A commercial. It's hard to keep track of all the awful. It's nice to have a break and mentally regroup.
 
2013-07-11 09:58:05 PM

Crono3453: prettywarrior: Kevin's dad died so that we might fit Tara Reid into the SUV

Worst. Decision. Ever.

Besides that one where Ian Ziering had two kids with Tara Reid.


He was desparate after 90210.
 
2013-07-11 09:58:31 PM
SHARK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE
 
2013-07-11 09:58:34 PM

mitchcumstein1: I'm overloaded at this point with this car ride. It's too much.


The car ride is basically their answer to the walking in Lord of the Rings.

I do enjoy the "Italians are coming commerical"
 
2013-07-11 09:58:37 PM

js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.


From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!
 
2013-07-11 09:59:07 PM
I love everything about this movie/thread.
 
2013-07-11 09:59:08 PM
No wonder he left Tara Reid. In the middle of a Sharknado she still has to nag him.
 
2013-07-11 09:59:23 PM
was that car scene filmed in a car wash?
 
2013-07-11 09:59:44 PM
This entire thread is one big SNARKNADO
 
2013-07-11 10:00:14 PM

Sliding Carp: js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.

From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!


Super Sharknova?
 
2013-07-11 10:00:16 PM

TheManofPA: The car ride is basically their answer to the walking in Lord of the Rings.


Which is a comparison I never in a million years would have thought I'd hear.
 
2013-07-11 10:00:55 PM
I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that
 
2013-07-11 10:01:16 PM

RaiderFanMikeP: was that car scene filmed in a car wash?


Workin at the car wash yeahhhhh
 
2013-07-11 10:01:30 PM

Sliding Carp: js34603: That time of the month? Are you kidding me? Is this really just an elaborate troll? Surely no one actually wrote that line seriously.

From another thread's TFA -- an interview with the screenwriter


What would happen if you spliced a shark with dark matter?

You'd have a sequel!


That goes without saying. Now we don't know much about dark matter. What if it's really... Kryptonite?! Well, then you'd have some serious Superman-munching sharks flying around. Now we're talking!
 
2013-07-11 10:01:42 PM
THAT SHARK WAS ARMED WITH SHARKS!!!
 
2013-07-11 10:01:43 PM
THE SHARK HAS MISSILES!
 
2013-07-11 10:01:44 PM
Is that Cousin Oliver !?
 
2013-07-11 10:01:48 PM
That shark has attached missile sharks.
 
2013-07-11 10:01:55 PM
Missed a hour of it dammit
 
2013-07-11 10:01:57 PM

soopey: Super Sharknova?


Secret Nazi Sharks on the ISS.
 
2013-07-11 10:02:06 PM

le petit jouer de hockey: I"m going to hide in the Stanley cup since we all Know sharks choke on that


Tara Reid's too ugly to be Gollum.
 
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