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2013-07-11 09:40:23 PM  
"OH DAMMIT"

Now that is a death line. He also broke the dog out by breaking the window
 
2013-07-11 09:40:37 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-07-11 09:40:39 PM  
He had a BAR STOOL in the car?
 
2013-07-11 09:40:45 PM  
Gettin eatin by a shark? "Ow. Get off me" is the same reaction i would have
 
2013-07-11 09:40:53 PM  
That was a totally believable "Ow!" from drunk guy.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:58 PM  
wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?
 
2013-07-11 09:41:07 PM  
Ahh man he was my favorite character and he died 40 minutes in.  Damn you sharknado!
 
2013-07-11 09:41:17 PM  
"If there's one thing I know" it's timing waves......I'm going to go get mitch his wizard hat sized
 
2013-07-11 09:41:31 PM  
Mr. McCallister went to Heaven Alone
 
2013-07-11 09:41:54 PM  
The water,,,,parted....for the SUV....laughing too hard....
 
2013-07-11 09:41:54 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Ahh man he was my favorite character and he died 40 minutes in.  Damn you sharknado!


It's the TV Movie version of Game of Thrones
 
2013-07-11 09:41:56 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Damn, pour out some for Kevin's dad.


'main' character gets eaten, Drink

/at least a character that has spoken once
 
2013-07-11 09:42:08 PM  
These special effects are truly, truly awful.  They didn't even texture the truck when it drove through the water.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:09 PM  
I'm pretty drunk and I missed the first half hour cause I kept falling off my bike on the way to and from the liqUOR store but this is pretty good so far
 
2013-07-11 09:42:10 PM  
If there's one thing I know, it's timing waves."

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-07-11 09:42:14 PM  
Take the cannoli, leave the shark.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:20 PM  

IronTom: wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?


I don't know. I think hydroponics had a lot to do with this movie, indirectly.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:29 PM  
Wait, the news just said the sharks are falling from the sky. Raining sharks is so coming into play later.
 
2013-07-11 09:42:31 PM  
You can't stop them! They'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her farkin' heart out!
 
2013-07-11 09:42:32 PM  
The safest place to be in a Sharknado is in your car.  This is some valuable survival information
 
2013-07-11 09:42:49 PM  
Wait, how many times has she loaded that gun by now?
 
2013-07-11 09:43:11 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: IronTom: wouldn't that be hydrodynamics?

I don't know. I think hydroponics had a lot to do with this movie, indirectly.


heh
 
2013-07-11 09:43:13 PM  
Aaaah! Ditch shark!
 
2013-07-11 09:43:25 PM  
Is it just me, or does the tazzie look like he's shaved?
 
2013-07-11 09:43:34 PM  
Oh God, the sewer pipe is spittin' out sharks now?!?

Laugh. Riot.
 
2013-07-11 09:43:41 PM  
B*tch, there are sharks raining down, let me in.
 
2013-07-11 09:43:44 PM  
Tara Reid is in her second scene in the first 45 minutes. If she dies here, that would be amazing.
 
2013-07-11 09:43:47 PM  

PainInTheASP: You can't stop them! They'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her farkin' heart out!


It's what they do! It's all they do!
 
2013-07-11 09:43:51 PM  
Pull!
 
2013-07-11 09:44:03 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shooting that shark from the manhole was magnificent.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-07-11 09:44:34 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait, the news just said the sharks are falling from the sky.


I hate it when that happens...
 
2013-07-11 09:44:35 PM  
Omfg shark shooting out of the sewer. Classic.
 
2013-07-11 09:44:44 PM  
Time to drink some "Burning River" and hope there are sharks in my beer
 
2013-07-11 09:44:50 PM  
was that Tara Reid who just jumped out of the sewer and got blown away or a badly CGI'd shark?  I couldn't really tell.  It was confusing.
 
2013-07-11 09:45:04 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait, the news just said the sharks are falling from the sky. Raining sharks is so coming into play later.


Its raining sharks
Its raining sharks
 
2013-07-11 09:45:08 PM  
Wouldn't the sewer alligators take care oc the sewer sharks?
Gawd, it's like they don't even care about real science.
 
2013-07-11 09:45:17 PM  
Axiron sounds fairly awful.
 
2013-07-11 09:46:03 PM  
This is even better than Jersey Shore Shark Attack.
 
2013-07-11 09:46:10 PM  
Tara Reid looks like a porn star 20 years older than she is. SHARK FOOD
 
2013-07-11 09:46:25 PM  

prettywarrior: Wouldn't the sewer alligators take care oc the sewer sharks?
Gawd, it's like they don't even care about real science.


This is why we need more movie producers in STEM programs. As it is, they seem to be more focused on the buds and leaves
 
2013-07-11 09:46:38 PM  

TheManofPA: Tara Reid is in her second scene in the first 45 minutes. If she dies here, that would be amazing.


She can't die, her and Steve from 90210 are getting back together after hot bartender dies.
 
2013-07-11 09:47:06 PM  

SmackLT: PainInTheASP: You can't stop them! They'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her farkin' heart out!

It's what they do! It's all they do!


The hall of pain?
 
2013-07-11 09:47:15 PM  
"I'm not a stripper!"
Drink every time Tara Reid tries to deny what she really is

/Jersey Shore Shark Attack vs Sharknado
//Aaaand go
 
2013-07-11 09:47:15 PM  

imapirate: Tara Reid looks like a porn star 20 years older than she is. SHARK FOOD


So...she looks like Tara Reid?
 
2013-07-11 09:47:31 PM  
This is a goddamn masterpiece.
 
2013-07-11 09:47:44 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Axiron sounds fairly awful.


The urge to misuse that stuff would be terrible. I'd smear it on my old boss's office door every day. What a biatch.
 
2013-07-11 09:48:01 PM  

js34603: TheManofPA: Tara Reid is in her second scene in the first 45 minutes. If she dies here, that would be amazing.

She can't die, her and Steve from 90210 are getting back together after hot bartender dies.


Sorry I'm a hot bartender-bar owner chipper. I'll have my fanfic prequel ready by 10:30
 
2013-07-11 09:49:06 PM  
Wait, Tara Reid is old enough to have a 17 year old daughter?

"Awwww, Shepard"
 
2013-07-11 09:49:08 PM  
How the hell old is Ziering supposed to be?

And that guy has amazing hair.
 
2013-07-11 09:49:32 PM  
20th of the month?  um
 
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