SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.Do you need a sharkarita?
TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound. It will take the sting away.That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?Hot shark action?Is hot bartender doubling as their version of a scientist?Wait...they are advertising "Batman and Robin" during this? MIND BLOWN!
DaintySavage: Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun
crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?Oh, really? Just wait.
js34603: Tara Reid
LlamaGirl: What drugs am I on???
mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.
crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...He explained it by saying all the vulnerable parts were "coated in silicone." Like the inside of Tara Reid's breastages.
ecmoRandomNumbers: crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?Oh, really? Just wait.[bestracecostumes.files.wordpress.com image 459x356]
TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationshipTell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?Sharknadoes are excluded. Damage by animals and all.You've officially upped the game.
Langston: "What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills? I don't remember you, and I went to HIGH SCHOOL there"
ecmoRandomNumbers: That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?
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