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2013-07-11 09:31:35 PM

SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?


A sharkarita could have anchovy salt on the rim.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:52 PM

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.

Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?

Hot shark action?

Is hot bartender doubling as their version of a scientist?

Wait...they are advertising "Batman and Robin" during this? MIND BLOWN!


Now thats a headline!
 
2013-07-11 09:31:53 PM

DaintySavage: Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun


You would be dreaming of being in another thread.
 
2013-07-11 09:32:04 PM
The only thing that can beat the sharks when they hit the streets is the Jets! I smell a Tim Tebow Mark Sanchez cameo.
 
2013-07-11 09:32:11 PM

DaintySavage: Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun


We're trying to have fun, not end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning!
 
2013-07-11 09:32:21 PM

crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?

Oh, really? Just wait.


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2013-07-11 09:32:32 PM

js34603: Tara Reid


www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-07-11 09:33:00 PM

LlamaGirl: What drugs am I on???


Some drugs that could really use a better budget.
 
2013-07-11 09:33:36 PM

mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.


There's not enough time to learn about your boss' family when you're busy awkwardly throwing yourself at him.
 
2013-07-11 09:33:44 PM

crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...

He explained it by saying all the vulnerable parts were "coated in silicone." Like the inside of Tara Reid's breastages.


Oh of course.
 
2013-07-11 09:34:56 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: crypticsatellite: prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?

Oh, really? Just wait.

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There is another furry mammalian in the background there.
 
2013-07-11 09:34:59 PM
I want the Pivotrim.

I want it.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:01 PM
Seriously, no Jersey Shore Shark Attack references yet?
 
2013-07-11 09:35:09 PM

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?

Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.

You've officially upped the game.


If he bought the shark damage endorsement he should be OK but he will be fighting with the adjuster for 6 mos. to get paid.  Assuming he or the adjuster wasn't killed by the sharknado of course.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:42 PM
WATCH 'N' SNIFF?

WATCH 'N' SNIFF?
 
2013-07-11 09:35:57 PM
We're going to need a bigger car.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:18 PM
The sharks are blowing in from all directions.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:50 PM
I think he may really be drunk, not that I blame him.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:57 PM
Kevin's dad is a mapquest savant.
FYI, he's totally sacrificing himself to save hot bartender
 
2013-07-11 09:36:57 PM
"What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills? I don't remember you, and I went to HIGH SCHOOL there"
 
2013-07-11 09:37:00 PM
Is that guy still grabbing her ass in the car?
 
2013-07-11 09:37:19 PM
That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?
 
2013-07-11 09:37:19 PM
Maybe the MST 3000 guys will make a special
 
2013-07-11 09:37:32 PM
Oh that guy is gonna die from some shark.
 
2013-07-11 09:37:32 PM
I didn't think we were going to get a 20 minute traffic jam scene in Sharknado
 
2013-07-11 09:37:42 PM
This is some of the lousiest fake rain work I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:00 PM
The thrilling traffic scene.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:15 PM
it's like a sharkgasm
 
2013-07-11 09:38:17 PM
"It's like Old Faithful"

That is fantastic.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:19 PM
It's like Old Faithful! Except it's nothing like a geyser. Not even a little.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:27 PM
Hahaha Old Faithful, my sides!
 
2013-07-11 09:38:35 PM

Langston: "What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills? I don't remember you, and I went to HIGH SCHOOL there"


Lol.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:36 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: That SUV just drove OVER the surface of the water. Wow. Where can I get those tires?


Jesus is his Co-Pilot.
 
2013-07-11 09:38:37 PM
Finally, a natural disaster where Aquaman would be a useful superhero to have
 
2013-07-11 09:38:59 PM
DOG OPEN THE DOOR!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:08 PM
What's the body count?
 
2013-07-11 09:39:09 PM
Just started the movie will catch up with you by the last hour.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:09 PM
I'm pretty sure the dog is safest in the car right now rather than IN THE SHARK INFESTED WATERS!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:14 PM
How is the water both in front of and behind them, yet they are just fine?  

Jesus.  That is the only answer.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:19 PM
I bet the dog locked himself in the car so he wouldn't get an acting credit in the movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:39:27 PM
Seriously? A dog locked in a car?
 
2013-07-11 09:39:41 PM
STOOL SAVE DOG!!!!!!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:45 PM
he took the chair!!?!!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:50 PM
HERE COMES THE BAR STOOL!
 
2013-07-11 09:39:50 PM
Hes going to beat off a shark with that bar stool.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:10 PM
Well, there goes George.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:11 PM
Oh Crap!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
 
2013-07-11 09:40:14 PM
Damn, pour out some for Kevin's dad.
 
2013-07-11 09:40:15 PM
Did...did he say "Ow"?
 
2013-07-11 09:40:23 PM
nooooooo George!  nooo oh god.  :(  RIP George
 
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