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2013-07-11 09:25:30 PM  
Wait....was there a shotgu and a pistol behind the bar along with a bat?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:30 PM  

Roook: Does Tara Reid play a scientist in this?


Shark Whisperer
 
2013-07-11 09:25:41 PM  
I actually went through the real Hurricane David back in '79 here in FL when I was a kid.  No sharknadoes though.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:48 PM  
Holy Fark why do they have an arsenal at a beach bar?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:49 PM  
So is hot bartender the descendent of QeeQuegg?  'Cause that would be awesome.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:11 PM  
THE SHARKNACHOS ARE ON THE FLOOR!!! :(
 
2013-07-11 09:26:17 PM  

TheManofPA: Holy crap, hot bartender just killed a sharknado WITH A POOL CUE


"Now you're a dolphin biatch!"
 
2013-07-11 09:26:27 PM  
Run away from the Ferris Wheel
 
2013-07-11 09:26:30 PM  
OH HELL YES!
 
2013-07-11 09:26:39 PM  
Smile you son of a biatch!
 
2013-07-11 09:26:46 PM  

crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!


better than a sharkapolitan
 
2013-07-11 09:26:48 PM  

mitchcumstein1: How did Kevin's dad get that drunk that fast?


He was already two-and-a-half sheets to the wind when they started filming.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:52 PM  

js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.


Remember when she was an actress?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:08 PM  
So a ferris wheel takes out an entire building.  That just happened?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:17 PM  
jaws anyone
 
2013-07-11 09:27:17 PM  
Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:18 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!

better than a sharkapolitan


Even better!!!
 
2013-07-11 09:27:24 PM  
The green screen in this movie...my god....it's not as bad as Ian Zering emoting though.
 
2013-07-11 09:27:31 PM  
I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?
 
2013-07-11 09:27:38 PM  
When the ferris wheel broke loose and crushed that guy and crashed into the building? I peed a little.
 
2013-07-11 09:27:43 PM  
I'm so tired of the giant ferris wheel rolls down the boardwalk and crashes into a building trope being used in movies.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:07 PM  
"Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar?  WHHYYYY?!?!"
 
2013-07-11 09:28:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Run away from the Ferris Wheel


"Hi...Um...I'm stuck on the ferris wheel. No...Uh I'm on the 15th floor. Yeah I can wait at my desk."
 
2013-07-11 09:28:21 PM  
Aaaaayyyyy, Sharkarena!
 
2013-07-11 09:28:21 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?


i'd bet she doesn't.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:26 PM  
Did he just shoot that with the missile guns from that tom selleck/gene Simmons movie?
 
2013-07-11 09:28:29 PM  
Oh man the bar is totally sharknadoed.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:35 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!

better than a sharkapolitan


I like girly drinks, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:48 PM  
Aw man, they woke John Heard from his dream of being in a different movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:51 PM  
It's raining sharks and dogs out there
 
2013-07-11 09:28:53 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.


Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?
 
2013-07-11 09:29:01 PM  

crypticsatellite: SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?

Either that or a sharktini!


bigfishadpr.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 09:29:04 PM  

prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?


Oh, really? Just wait.
 
2013-07-11 09:29:09 PM  
Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.
 
2013-07-11 09:29:21 PM  

Roook: "Why didn't I get Sharknado insurance on the bar?  WHHYYYY?!?!"


Can you imagine the deductible on that?
 
2013-07-11 09:29:49 PM  
There are sharks in the streets
 
2013-07-11 09:29:57 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Has the hot bartender not been working for Ziering long enough to know he has an ex-wife and kid?

I NEED BACKSTORY, DAMNIT.


So do the characters.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:02 PM  
So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...
 
2013-07-11 09:30:03 PM  

SilentStrider: Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?

i'd bet she doesn't.


How could she forget Van Wilder? Her finest work.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:16 PM  

prettywarrior: Do these people not realize sharks cannot give chase?


That's how you end up eaten by a shark, right there.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:29 PM  

SilentStrider: Igor Jakovsky: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

Remember when she was an actress?

i'd bet she doesn't.


This is officially the cattiest thread I have EVER seen on Fark. That's saying something. I'm still giggling.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:32 PM  

TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?


Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:35 PM  
Should we be taking a shot of beer every time the word "shark" is mentioned? Its like power hour, but more fun
 
2013-07-11 09:30:40 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: I heard if you get bit by a shark, the best thing to do is have someone pee on the wound.  It will take the sting away.

That's ravens you idiot. Geez, Igor, you are off today.

Dude this isnt a wrasslin thread, what do you want from me?


Hot shark action?

Is hot bartender doubling as their version of a scientist?

Wait...they are advertising "Batman and Robin" during this? MIND BLOWN!
 
2013-07-11 09:30:40 PM  

TheManofPA: There are sharks in the streets


and sadly, no Jets.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:41 PM  
Oh come on! They couldn't keep "Shark week" for some great pun after someone kills some sharks?
 
2013-07-11 09:30:54 PM  
jaws, 1941, sharkweek, and counting
 
2013-07-11 09:31:28 PM  
What drugs am I on???
 
2013-07-11 09:31:30 PM  

prettywarrior: So thewater isdeep enough for a shark. But the car is still driving...


He explained it by saying all the vulnerable parts were "coated in silicone." Like the inside of Tara Reid's breastages.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:31 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: I'm invested in this bar owner-hot bartender relationship

Tell me the guy with the bar on the beach HAS INSURANCE?

Sharknadoes are excluded.  Damage by animals and all.


You've officially upped the game.
 
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