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2013-07-11 09:18:35 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


I'd be really upset if somebody closed a bar because a few people died. This is a civilized society, dammit.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:02 PM  

js34603: Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!

They cried for 30 seconds before hitting the bar. Don't tell them how to grieve.


I mean, this is the California coast, that might be how they handled it
 
2013-07-11 09:19:10 PM  
Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:17 PM  

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!

I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.


Maybe he'll surf the sharknado.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:29 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


*clap*
 
2013-07-11 09:19:30 PM  
n
 
2013-07-11 09:19:34 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!


Yup. God I already LOVE this movie.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:58 PM  

LlamaGirl: So is the home alone dad gonna make out with the 90210 guy or what? That's why we're all watching, isn't it?



I'd watch that.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:16 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


God, all this talk of Big Macs and Sharknachos is making me so hungry.

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: Shhhhhhhhh! Stop foreshadowing!

I can't help it, I'm giddy about it.


I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:26 PM  
Urinate now or hold your peenado for another fifteen minutes.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:30 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.


Dude I almost choked on a tootsie roll.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:33 PM  
The only thing better than SHARKNADO is this thread. You're killin' me here
 
2013-07-11 09:20:37 PM  

TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.


Back a long time ago, my father used to like to watch the "12 O Clock High" series, and point out how many geographically different units an individual plane taking off apparently belonged to, depending on camera angle during the takeoff roll.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:48 PM  
I haven't seen Tara Reid, yet.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:23 PM  

js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.


I haven't seen her yet.  She's not the bartender.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:42 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.


It's too f*cking hot for all that.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:43 PM  
I can't stop giggling and clapping and whatnot.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:46 PM  
These sharknachos are making me thirsty.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:55 PM  

JosephFinn: Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.

Dude I almost choked on a tootsie roll.


shiat you guys are going to make me pee!
 
2013-07-11 09:21:57 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Not now sweetie. Table 3 needs more SHARKNACHOS.

Lol.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:58 PM  

Sliding Carp: TheManofPA: I can't stop laughing, it's like they took 6-7 different shark attack scenes and taped them together. It's a different beach each cut.

Back a long time ago, my father used to like to watch the "12 O Clock High" series, and point out how many geographically different units an individual plane taking off apparently belonged to, depending on camera angle during the takeoff roll.


With a bad/cheesy movie, those things tend to make it a more enjoyable night rather than take away from it. I love when someone notices that stuff.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:29 PM  
I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:33 PM  
Tara Reid!

Still a terrible actress.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:34 PM  

crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.


Do you need a sharkarita?
 
2013-07-11 09:22:51 PM  

Lsherm: js34603: Wait has Tara Reid been in it yet? I have several fellatio-$1000 jokes ready.

I haven't seen her yet.  She's not the bartender.


Based on this thread, I thought she was the bartender and just had bad surgeries.

Tara shows up now. GO INLAND!
 
2013-07-11 09:22:54 PM  
There she is! Ian Ziering can't watch or he has to pay extra.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:55 PM  

prettywarrior: Igor Jakovsky: Aaaaaannnndddd. About 10 people just got killed and the bar is open for business and everyone is happy go lucky!

And tapping their wounds. Hey, check this out LOL.


Asylum really needs to get Bethany Hamilton into these epics.
 
2013-07-11 09:22:57 PM  
Does Tara Reid play a scientist in this?
 
2013-07-11 09:23:10 PM  

crypticsatellite: I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.


Kind of like how Denise Richards was a scientist?
 
2013-07-11 09:23:22 PM  

mitchcumstein1: ecmoRandomNumbers: I know. I've been giggling since this thing started. I haven't had this much fun with a movie in a long time. God, I need to go outside.

It's too f*cking hot for all that.


Actually it's 60 degrees here in the mountains of Arizona, but it's raining cats and sharks.
 
2013-07-11 09:23:26 PM  
Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.
 
2013-07-11 09:23:34 PM  
THE OCEAN IS FLOODING!!!1!1111!! OH NOES!!!1111111111
 
2013-07-11 09:23:35 PM  

SilentStrider: crypticsatellite: These sharknachos are making me thirsty.

Do you need a sharkarita?


Either that or a sharktini!
 
2013-07-11 09:23:35 PM  
Wait....is Tara Reid the villain for hot bartender?
Restaurant is closing? TACO TUESDAYS
 
2013-07-11 09:23:38 PM  
Are we going to see her Sharknipples?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:07 PM  
"Restaurant's closed!  You're on your own!  Have fund dying!"
 
2013-07-11 09:24:09 PM  
wife burn
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2013-07-11 09:24:10 PM  
Wait...go back, was that woman in a bra not a bikini?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:14 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Tara Reid just acted the shiat out of that scene.


You could barely tell she was high on coke.
 
2013-07-11 09:24:17 PM  
How did Kevin's dad get that drunk that fast?
 
2013-07-11 09:24:21 PM  
Ian Ziering and Tara Reid would have some terribly untalented offspring.
 
2013-07-11 09:24:22 PM  

Crono3453: crypticsatellite: I bet Tara Reid will be a scientist.

Kind of like how Denise Richards was a scientist?


Yeah, but BETTER. Because SHARKNADOES!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:43 PM  
I had to kill that same shark on Tomb Raider for the PS2!  screw that jerk!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:43 PM  
Blonde bar wench to the rescue!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:45 PM  
Holy crap, hot bartender just killed a sharknado WITH A POOL CUE
 
2013-07-11 09:25:06 PM  
So sufboards and pool cues kill sharks, but not dry land/air? Got it.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:06 PM  
Yes, yes, dear God, yes.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:07 PM  
I'm waiting for the twist where Tera Reid was a shark the whole time, and the sharknado has just come to take her back home where she belongs.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:15 PM  
Firepower behind the bar?
 
2013-07-11 09:25:22 PM  
Sharks sure seem easy to kill...
 
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