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2013-07-11 07:27:34 PM  
Oh yeah. It's freaking on tonight! I won't even need to get drunk to enjoy this gloriously shiatty movie.
 
2013-07-11 07:33:23 PM  
I am going to miss it.

Someone get knockout drunk for me, ok?
 
2013-07-11 07:33:38 PM  
Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.
 
2013-07-11 07:33:48 PM  
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Retweeted to my Twitter feed by Wil Wheaton
 
2013-07-11 07:34:23 PM  
"Stars" include Tara Reid and Ian Zierling.  Hoping they get twisted and eaten early.
 
2013-07-11 07:37:12 PM  

Langston: Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.


this is the 3rd Sharknado thread greenlit today.

/jumped the shark already
 
2013-07-11 07:38:50 PM  

calbert: /jumped the sharknado already


FTFY
 
2013-07-11 07:40:52 PM  

calbert: Langston: Wait, a Sharknado thread?! Holy shiatballs, I'm in.

this is the 3rd Sharknado thread greenlit today.

/jumped the shark already


This is the discussion thread, the others aren't.
 
2013-07-11 07:42:46 PM  
Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.
 
2013-07-11 07:44:15 PM  
And don't forget it also stars John Heard
www.hollywoodactorprep.com
or is it Hurt?
 www.thehollywoodnews.com
Or is it William?
celematic.com
or is it Willem  ?
thelabmagazine.com
 
2013-07-11 07:44:33 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.


lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D
 
2013-07-11 07:45:51 PM  
I hope its as gloriously awful as Jersey Shore Shark Attack. I can't wait.
 
2013-07-11 07:46:17 PM  

DarkJohnson: And don't forget it also stars John Heard
[www.hollywoodactorprep.com image 400x225]
or is it Hurt?
 [www.thehollywoodnews.com image 460x288]
Or is it William?
[celematic.com image 196x251]
or is it Willem  ?
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First one, John Heard. Dad in Home Alone 1 & 2.
 
2013-07-11 07:46:37 PM  
Be on the lookout for inconsistent perspective.  One scene it's 100 feet long, another scene it's 10 feet long.  They do that all the time with these octo-shark-saura-gator movies.
 
2013-07-11 07:47:21 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D


I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!
 
2013-07-11 07:48:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.


You can't get to a store and back in the next 4 hours?
 
2013-07-11 07:50:38 PM  

Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!


Sounds like you have a great evening in store. I love cheesy Asylum movies.
 
2013-07-11 07:54:37 PM  
The Sharktopus thread was organic, spontaneous, and if I remember, a TMLO theater.  It was hilarious and really enhanced the viewing experience.
 
2013-07-11 07:58:36 PM  
I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!
 
2013-07-11 08:13:04 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!


It shall win them all.  ALL!

(Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)
 
2013-07-11 08:18:23 PM  
asylum makes no claims that their movies are any more than sh*tty and that's what makes them hilarious.
 
2013-07-11 08:24:45 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: (Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)


You could drive to Newport, RI, but you might get killed in a Sharknado. Or, raped by Irish Travelers. Either way, it's not good.

If you're ever around this way, the booze is always on me. Well, literally. Of course.
 
2013-07-11 08:27:38 PM  
Of all the days to only have rabbit ears.  Not that there was much reason to get them except the Superbowl anyway
 
2013-07-11 08:27:52 PM  

SpikeStrip: asylum makes no claims that their movies are any more than sh*tty and that's what makes them hilarious.


Exactly
 
2013-07-11 08:36:34 PM  
Super Shark is on right now. It's Birdemic 2, but sharky.
 
2013-07-11 08:44:53 PM  

Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!


Dont forget 2-Headed Shark Attack, another classic
 
2013-07-11 08:47:11 PM  
The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?
 
2013-07-11 08:48:10 PM  
12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.
 
2013-07-11 08:49:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?


I dunno, but somehow I missed it too. And it's directed by Fred Olen Ray, which makes me want to see it even more. Off to Netflix to see if they have it.
 
2013-07-11 08:53:08 PM  

wamser: Via Infinito: Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, god, this is going to be awful. I can't wait. I wish I had booze on hand.

lulz

Can't be any worse than Mega Piranha. :-D

I've got all the bad ones on DVR tonight. Megashark VS Giant Octopus, Sharktopus, and Sharknado. Yay!

Dont forget 2-Headed Shark Attack, another classic


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They're airing that after Sharknado.
 
2013-07-11 08:54:54 PM  
i know john heard is a "that guy" and all, but given the crappy cast he deserves top billing.
 
2013-07-11 08:55:12 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Igor Jakovsky: The show on SYFY right now is called Super Shark.  The description on the guide says "A monstrous bulletproof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community"

Man, how did I miss that?

I dunno, but somehow I missed it too. And it's directed by Fred Olen Ray, which makes me want to see it even more. Off to Netflix to see if they have it.


TUNE IN RIGHT NOW.  The army has deployed a quadraped shiat-kicker tank to fight it on the beach.

NOWNOWNOW!!!!
 
2013-07-11 08:55:32 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: NewportBarGuy: I wonder how many Emmy Awards it will win!

It shall win them all.  ALL!

(Damn, we need to get together for a beer, one of these days...you aint that far from me.)


Sharknado cares not for Emmys. I just started an online petition DEMANDING the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences waive its rules to allow Sharknado OSCAR eligibility -- of which it will win all, including best animated short, best documentary and the Irving Thalberg Lifetime Achievement Award.
 
2013-07-11 08:56:14 PM  
Too late.  The shark blew up the tank.  I didn't see how.  Now there's army guys and a big pile of C4 involved.
 
2013-07-11 08:57:08 PM  
Also a boombox, apparently.
(I haven't been watching -- just turned it on to make sure I didn't miss the main attraction)
 
2013-07-11 08:57:35 PM  

Lsherm: 12 pack of Fresca?  Check
60 inch TV?  Check
Wife and popcorn on the couch?  Check
Partial erection?  Check

I'm ready.


Shark porn?

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2013-07-11 08:58:40 PM  
Did this first movie just end with DYNAMITE!
 
2013-07-11 08:59:07 PM  
The C4 was strapped to the boombox.  The shark chased the chick into a cave, she tossed the boombox down its gullet and triggered it.

THank you Fred.  Thank you.  A million thanks.
 
2013-07-11 08:59:52 PM  
I am honestly more excited about this then I am to see any movie in theaters this summer.
 
2013-07-11 09:00:08 PM  
Hey stop with the spoilers on Super Shark

LOL
 
2013-07-11 09:00:29 PM  
First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO
 
2013-07-11 09:00:52 PM  
And now the dish is blocked by this severe monsoon rolling through. DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE!
 
2013-07-11 09:01:03 PM  
Holy shiat this is already awful.  I love it!
 
2013-07-11 09:01:49 PM  
And it starts.

And the opening shows sharks getting scooped up in a waterspout.

/getting to the whole sharknado concept right off the bat
 
2013-07-11 09:01:54 PM  

TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO


Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?
 
2013-07-11 09:01:54 PM  
That's......CAPTAIN JACK SANTIGO
 
2013-07-11 09:02:27 PM  
One milleeon...not a penny less
 
2013-07-11 09:02:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: First movie ends with "DRILL BABY DRILL". This is a lot for Sharknado to live up to.

HOLY CRAP IT IS OPENING UP WITH SHARKS GETTING SUCKED INTO A TORNADO

Why do only sharks get sucked into the tornado?  Why not the fish and dolphin and rays and jellyfish and sea anemones?


Ummm....because it is a SHARKnado. Geez Igor, do I have to explain everything to you.
 
2013-07-11 09:02:48 PM  

TheManofPA: That's......CAPTAIN JACK SANTIGO


You killed his father. Prepare to die.
 
2013-07-11 09:03:22 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Hey stop with the spoilers on Super Shark
LOL


Sorry.  I didn't think it would ever see the light of day again.  I will definitely watch the whole thing if I ever get a chance -- the ending was great, and Fred Olen Ray has obviously come a long way since the virgin dance of the double chainsaws. (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.  Great premise, inconsistent presentation)
 
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