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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Woman delivers baby after being struck by lightning, remains positive throughout ordeal   (koco.com) divider line 74
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2013-07-11 05:51:29 PM
Powder?
 
2013-07-11 05:56:55 PM
Shocking
 
2013-07-11 05:57:35 PM
I bet the baby is a little Thor, too
 
2013-07-11 06:48:12 PM

Honest Bender: Powder?


Came to say this
 
2013-07-11 07:42:39 PM
This kid has a lot of potential.
 
2013-07-11 07:58:52 PM
They should've named her Sparky.
 
2013-07-11 08:22:10 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: They should've named her Sparky.


Sparkle Farkle!
 
2013-07-11 08:43:27 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: They should've named her Sparky.


Or Joules.
 
2013-07-11 08:43:54 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-07-11 08:44:36 PM
Sounds like a comic book origin story.

Hero or villian?
 
2013-07-11 08:45:42 PM
~90% of lightning strikes are negatively charged.

/postpartum depression to come?
 
2013-07-11 08:47:49 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet the baby is a little Thor, too


I actually thought of submitting something similar as a headline but I demurred.
 
2013-07-11 08:49:12 PM
I didn't know you could get pregnant that way
 
2013-07-11 08:49:58 PM
that which she felt was the Quickening
 
2013-07-11 08:52:14 PM

b0rg9: Mitch Taylor's Bro: They should've named her Sparky.

Or Joules.


I take that back -- Joulia.
 
2013-07-11 08:53:10 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet the baby is I'd thay that kid'tha little Thor, too


FTFY
 
2013-07-11 08:53:14 PM
 
2013-07-11 08:53:34 PM

wjllope: ~90% of lightning strikes are negatively charged.

/postpartum depression to come?


I laughed, felt bad, then laughed again.
 
2013-07-11 08:54:11 PM
At least they're pretty charged up about the baby...
 
2013-07-11 08:56:32 PM
Oh, Snap!
 
2013-07-11 08:57:15 PM
He could grow up to be a conductor.
 
2013-07-11 08:57:20 PM
"OHM MY!"
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-07-11 08:57:51 PM
 

jayessell: Sounds like a comic book origin story.

Hero or villian?



I dunno...we'll have to keep an ion the kid.
 
2013-07-11 08:58:37 PM
www.vincethephotographer.com
 
2013-07-11 09:01:33 PM
1.21 Gigawatts?!
 
2013-07-11 09:05:54 PM

krafty420: I didn't know you could get pregnant that way


Never underestimate the fertile powers of Zeus.
 
2013-07-11 09:06:15 PM

texdent: Honest Bender: Powder?

Came to say this


And we are done.
 
2013-07-11 09:07:27 PM

PacManDreaming: Well, let's get this video out of the way.


Holy freakin' cow.  I had never seen that before.  It is very rare that I actually laugh out loud at the intertubes but that did the trick.  "I am so sorry".
 
2013-07-11 09:09:54 PM
66 times in the head?
 
2013-07-11 09:10:12 PM
I wonder what breathing method she used.
 
2013-07-11 09:10:17 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-11 09:11:05 PM

Oldiron_79: 66 times in the head?


great minds?
 
2013-07-11 09:14:42 PM
Future pic of baby
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-11 09:18:25 PM

wjllope: ~90% of lightning strikes are negatively charged.


Yep.
 
2013-07-11 09:19:15 PM
She seems like a well grounded individual.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:44 PM

jayessell: Sounds like a comic book origin story.

Hero or villian?


Arkanaut: krafty420: I didn't know you could get pregnant that way

Never underestimate the fertile powers of Zeus.


Duh, he's gonna have a lightning bolt birthmark!
 
2013-07-11 09:20:54 PM

Honest Bender: Powder?


Thought the same thing the moment I read the headline!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:33 PM

wjllope: ~90% of lightning strikes are negatively charged.


That's why it's so impressive that she stayed positive!
 
2013-07-11 09:24:42 PM

jayessell: Sounds like a comic book origin story.

Hero or villian?


www.behindthevoiceactors.com

Villain for sure
 
2013-07-11 09:27:20 PM

Fano: I wonder what breathing method she used.


Ohm mantra
 
2013-07-11 09:27:27 PM
I'm thinking the baby will be able to fly and shoot lightning bolts out it's eyes.
Probably evil.
 
2013-07-11 09:28:13 PM

worlddan: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I bet the baby is a little Thor, too

I actually thought of submitting something similar as a headline but I demurred.

you might say you were try'n to be ...
(dons sunglasses)
Loki


/YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2013-07-11 09:30:21 PM
www.lifesitenews.com
 
2013-07-11 09:32:54 PM
knuckledraggin.com

Was it this woman?
 
2013-07-11 09:33:28 PM

Honest Bender: Powder?


Thread over, people. Nothing to see here.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:20 PM

wildcardjack: Duh, he's gonna have a lightning bolt birthmark!


edac2.com
 
2013-07-11 09:37:10 PM
static.comicvine.com

i.annihil.us

static.comicvine.com

starsmedia.ign.com

Or are we sure the kid's dad isn't really Zeus?
 
2013-07-11 09:38:18 PM
Oh subby, you are so punny
 
2013-07-11 09:38:46 PM

texdent: [static.comicvine.com image 400x624]

[i.annihil.us image 406x321]

[static.comicvine.com image 298x640]

[starsmedia.ign.com image 160x225]

Or are we sure the kid's dad isn't really Zeus?


Maybe the wizard SHAZAM

Maybe
 
2013-07-11 09:39:53 PM
Can you imagine when they have sex, how much static electricity will built up in her vagina?
 
2013-07-11 09:40:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-11 09:42:12 PM
What did she name the baby? Joules? Watt? I guess she got a little resistance from her family if she named her offspring so.ethi g that had the potential to make them look negative. Then again they could be neutral.
 
2013-07-11 09:43:51 PM

oobiedoobie: What did she name the baby? Joules? Watt? I guess she got a little resistance from her family if she named her offspring so.ethi g that had the potential to make them look negative. Then again they could be neutral.


Well done, sir.
 
2013-07-11 09:56:29 PM
I dropped a battery on my foot the other day, and then took a pretty big crap, so I know how she feels.
 
2013-07-11 10:00:13 PM

jayessell: Sounds like a comic book origin story.

Hero or villian?


An anti-hero called The Shocker. He hits you twice where you expect him to, then that third punch lands where you aren't anticipating it.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:16 PM

skinink: Can you imagine when they have sex, how much static electricity will built up in her vagina?


Can you imagine how raw you'd be after farking a vagina dry enough to build up a static charge?
 
2013-07-11 10:07:01 PM

Mad_Radhu: jayessell: Sounds like a comic book origin story.

Hero or villian?

An anti-hero called The Shocker. He hits you twice where you expect him to, then that third punch lands where you aren't anticipating it.


Actually there's already a character called The Shocker
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-11 10:07:36 PM
Well, if she wasn't so well grounded, she would have been bombarded with conflicting negative thoughts.

Just a quark of nature, really. Now she almost has the nucleus of a family.

Most likely there'll be muon this story in a week.
 
2013-07-11 10:23:52 PM
Resistance is futile.
 
2013-07-11 10:51:52 PM
I hope her charge is ok
 
2013-07-11 11:07:23 PM

PacManDreaming: Well, let's get this video out of the way.


I had never seen that before.  I giggled like an idiot.
 
2013-07-11 11:19:20 PM
Kid has a bright future.

a.images.blip.tv
 
2013-07-12 12:58:01 AM

Honest Bender: Powder?


very same thought.
 
2013-07-12 01:44:31 AM

jayessell: Sounds like a comic book origin story.

Hero or villian?


That's what I thought. Hero, I'm guessing. If only because villains seldom ever have parents factored into their origin story.

/They should call her Flash, though. C'mon, her dad's name is Ian Gordon!
 
2013-07-12 02:06:05 AM

b0rg9: b0rg9: Mitch Taylor's Bro: They should've named her Sparky.

Or Joules.

I take that back -- Joulia.


Nah, I've known women named Julia who go by Jules for short. Why not Joules?

/ good one, BTW
 
2013-07-12 02:08:16 AM
Shocking story. I hope she can remain grounded through the experience and be discharged soon.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 02:18:58 AM
Too Jewish.
 
2013-07-12 02:50:30 AM
Didn't they have an X-Files episode about this starring Giovanni Ribisi
 
2013-07-12 05:58:35 AM
thebillfold.com
 
2013-07-12 05:59:40 AM

crazydave023: Didn't they have an X-Files episode about this starring Giovanni Ribisi


Simu-something!
 
2013-07-12 09:49:18 AM
I am call to write how is babby strock by litghning?? They should do away with instain clouds.
 
2013-07-12 10:50:22 AM

Scholar4life: Honest Bender: Powder?

Thought the same thing the moment I read the headline!


As did I!
 
2013-07-12 02:45:17 PM
 
2013-07-12 08:08:50 PM
Little Alexandra will grow up and go on to conquer everything west of the Indus.
 
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