Thraeryn: Don't meet women at bars. How's that for wisdom?
jakomo002: They were clearly transsexuals or something, because real women value their farking shoes more than that.
Theaetetus: Yeah, because paying too much for watered down beer and trying to do paperwork in dim lighting with loud thudding music while ignoring bared breasts is exactly what every younger farker dreams of.
olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS: Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.
someonelse: ramblinwreck: Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.Clearly. Self-entitlement to male resources is strong with them.Yes, feminists are well known for hanging out in bars trying to get men to buy them drinks. Good lord, you're too dumb for words.
eventhelosers: internet connection $30 a month, FleshlightTM $11.95, not having to deal with crazy.....priceless
eventhelosers: FleshlightTM $11.95,
Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.
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