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(Times Herald-Record)   You are at a bar and refuse to buy drinks for a group of women? You deserve to be punched in the face, chased into the street, and beaten by a lynch mob   (recordonline.com) divider line 48
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2013-07-11 07:32:47 PM
9 votes:
Um, buy your own drinks ladies if you want them so darn much.
2013-07-11 08:03:04 PM
5 votes:
The women are bad enough but that bouncer deserves to get his ass kicked something wicked. And yeah, it's 2013, buy your own damn drinks.
2013-07-11 08:00:49 PM
5 votes:
The only problem I have with this is that the guy would be in jail for a long time if he had defended himself in any way whatsoever. Women want equality right? Well if three guys tried to beat the shiat out of you, no one would think anything about you fighting back, and it would still be the attackers who got charged. (provided that there were witnesses such as in this case.) Now imagine if these scumbag biatches had attacked him and he knocked each of them the fark out. He'd be in jail until he died of old age, witnesses or not.
2013-07-11 07:55:19 PM
4 votes:
Who still buys women drinks anyways? When I used to work in bars it was astounding how many girls would show up broke looking to hustle guys for drinks. And how angry they would get when you called them on their bullshiat.

if what you seek in life is respect then you should take care to act in a respectable manner.

to quote a great philosopher "if you aint got no money then take your broke ass home" and that goes double for women.
2013-07-11 07:50:43 PM
4 votes:
coonts
2013-07-11 09:57:08 PM
3 votes:
I'm very surprised a woman actually got charged for hitting a man.  Rarely happens.
2013-07-11 09:07:46 PM
3 votes:
internet connection $30 a month, FleshlightTM $11.95, not having to deal with crazy.....priceless
2013-07-11 07:54:13 PM
3 votes:
The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.
2013-07-11 07:53:58 PM
3 votes:
They were clearly transsexuals or something, because real women value their farking shoes more than that.
2013-07-11 07:53:25 PM
3 votes:
Oh, two of them are Hispanic ... couldn't have guessed that one from five miles away ...
2013-07-12 12:39:45 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like a typical Jezebel staff meeting.
2013-07-11 09:47:39 PM
2 votes:

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


Yeah, because paying too much for watered down beer and trying to do paperwork in dim lighting with loud thudding music while ignoring bared breasts is exactly what every younger farker dreams of.
2013-07-11 09:11:32 PM
2 votes:
Newburgh NY, where school teachers have to struggle to decipher the incredible names parents conjure up for their crotchfruit who don't have a chance in hell at a future. Where government entitlements run amuck for so many who claim little to no income while making big cash slinging dope on the street. See the line of Escalade's in front of Elementary Schools with happy little faces jumping out, dressed in matching outfits head to toe (new fancy kicks included, as well as bling) while the refrigerator is stocked with gov'mint cheese. Good luck getting these parents to show up or understand a damn thing on Parent-Teacher Conference nights. Pathetic. Stay classy, Newburgh. You're the America most people fear.
2013-07-11 08:18:32 PM
2 votes:
sophrosyne.radical.r30.net
2013-07-11 07:52:25 PM
2 votes:
And bars wonder why it's so damned hard to find reasonable, sedate, pleasant clientele.
2013-07-12 08:13:00 AM
1 votes:
When my unit got back from Iraq (Still at Demob station) several off us went to a strip club. I was just sitting there drinking some rum and coke when one of the strippers sits down next to me and asks "Buy me a drink?"
Me: Nope
Stripper: *utter look of shock* why not?
M: Why should I?
S: Because I think you're cute and I would like to talk to you.
M: If you wanted to talk with me, you'd just do so. This is your job, and you're just drumming up business for the bar. Why should I finance your your drinks at your place of employment? We both know that you're not going home with me, no matter how many drinks or dollars I tip you.
S: Well fark you then!
M: See, that proves my point. You're mad I didn't give you something for free. You had no intrest in me as a person, you just want what's in my wallet. To be fair, I just want what's in your panties, but since I'm not getting in there, you're not getting in my wallet.

/Later on she offered to take one of our other guys home with her. She apparently stopped by a gas station and asked him to go in and get some condoms. He went in to pay for them, and found his wallet was missing. Goes back out to the parking lot, she's gone. He says he thinks he must have dropped his wallet somewhere in the strip club.
2013-07-12 06:49:52 AM
1 votes:
I think the real question, that nobody has bothered to ask, is why did this guy instigate the attacks by getting out of his house, following the women into the bar, and then sitting close to them?  Why has nobody asked this yet?

#justice4whores
2013-07-12 06:33:51 AM
1 votes:
Women who are bad with their money will be worse with yours.
2013-07-12 01:08:08 AM
1 votes:
Proof that women can be just as violent and unhinged as men. Ah equality.
2013-07-12 12:32:35 AM
1 votes:
Patriarchy strikes again.
2013-07-12 12:30:41 AM
1 votes:
Jesus, can Fark possibly get any more racist?
2013-07-11 11:05:43 PM
1 votes:

someonelse: ramblinwreck: Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.

Clearly. Self-entitlement to male resources is strong with them.

Yes, feminists are well known for hanging out in bars trying to get men to buy them drinks. Good lord, you're too dumb for words.


All I can think of is the final scene from PCU.  "You mean... if you're nice to them... they bring you stuff?"
2013-07-11 10:38:39 PM
1 votes:
I'm always happy to buy women drinks, but I consider them obligated to have sex with me after.
2013-07-11 10:10:04 PM
1 votes:
misandry is not a real thing.  It is made up by the patriarchy to keep women in their place.
2013-07-11 09:50:08 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Yeah, because paying too much for watered down beer and trying to do paperwork in dim lighting with loud thudding music while ignoring bared breasts is exactly what every younger farker dreams of.


Well, it beats trying to do paperwork in the average corporate cube farm.
2013-07-11 09:45:22 PM
1 votes:

olddinosaur: Chicks used to get pissed off as hell at me when I would buy them one drink, time would come for another and I would say: "I bought the last round, your turn to pay.'

Glad to be of service sister; if your feminist bullsh*t and dignity ain't worth the price of a cocktail, I am miles ahead to find out so cheap.

Women's' lib has its positive side, if you play it right.


Just speculation, but I'd bet the ones insisting that you buy them drinks are not feminists.
2013-07-11 09:37:43 PM
1 votes:

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


Wisdom.
2013-07-11 09:35:40 PM
1 votes:

ramblinwreck: Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.

Clearly. Self-entitlement to male resources is strong with them.


Yes, feminists are well known for hanging out in bars trying to get men to buy them drinks. Good lord, you're too dumb for words.
2013-07-11 09:26:48 PM
1 votes:

olddinosaur: Chicks used to get pissed off as hell at me when I would buy them one drink, time would come for another and I would say: "I bought the last round, your turn to pay.'

Glad to be of service sister; if your feminist bullsh*t and dignity ain't worth the price of a cocktail, I am miles ahead to find out so cheap.

Women's' lib has its positive side, if you play it right.


In college this always worked for me, the swapping rounds- but I always prefaced it.

Find a gal drinking a beer, ask her what it is, then, "I'll get a pitcher, you grab the next, it beats the hell out of buying pints". Never had a gal not buy the second pitcher.
2013-07-11 09:20:46 PM
1 votes:

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


They weren't being driven crazy because you wouldn't pay any attention to them, they were pissed at you because you weren't buying and you were taking up space that could be occupied by somebody that could be buying.
2013-07-11 09:14:11 PM
1 votes:
USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.
2013-07-11 09:07:26 PM
1 votes:
If I bought you a drink then you'd probably hang around. I have better ways to spend my time than talking to some loser who spends her time cadging free drinks from strangers.
2013-07-11 08:57:41 PM
1 votes:

TastyEloi: I just asked because the tone of your comments seemed to be pretty biased against short women.


Short women are stupid anyways.

/bouncer, bartender, and sex store worker
//Tall women were fine, short biatches got stitches almost daily
///half of the short biatches were homeless anyways. Gee, with that attitude, I wonder why?
2013-07-11 08:55:45 PM
1 votes:
Chicks used to get pissed off as hell at me when I would buy them one drink, time would come for another and I would say: "I bought the last round, your turn to pay.'

Glad to be of service sister; if your feminist bullsh*t and dignity ain't worth the price of a cocktail, I am miles ahead to find out so cheap.

Women's' lib has its positive side, if you play it right.
2013-07-11 08:54:05 PM
1 votes:
i especially enjoyed the part where the white knight bouncer joined in for no reason at all. i hope they enjoy several years in prison for aggravated assault.
2013-07-11 08:48:12 PM
1 votes:
Cool Story Time

Roommate/Friend's girlfriend pulled this stunt on me. She forgot I had turned 21 and saw me in the more popular college bar, then ran up to me saying she had no money. "Then why'd you come to the bar?" "Just buy me a drink." Bought her one drink and told her that was it. Ended up having to close out a $70 tab. I only bought a few $5 pitchers. She ran that thing up like it was supermarket sweeps.

/Still remember her crying the next day in the living room as my friend made her pay me back for every item from the tab that was hers
//Thank God bar tabs are itemized
///She's still a tart
2013-07-11 08:42:41 PM
1 votes:

Omahawg: Oh, I would have kept buying them drinks. and then invited them to my place for an 'after bar' party. and then? then I'd take my pick of two or three


They were already going home to foursome the bouncer. They just wanted chumps to foot the drinks tabs.
2013-07-11 08:39:53 PM
1 votes:
Yep, that pretty much sums up my experiences with young girls these days.
2013-07-11 08:38:22 PM
1 votes:
If anyone hits me, male or female, I'm going to defend myself. I would've felt no sympathy for those biatches if they got their asses kicked, fark them.
2013-07-11 08:33:09 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: I'm not supporting anything I'm not farking.  You want a drink, suck my dick first.  Then I'll buy until 10pm.  After that, bend over.


Crap, forgot to mention I've never been used by a broad as a free drink dispenser.
2013-07-11 08:32:01 PM
1 votes:
Well, SOMEONE needs to post it.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-11 08:17:01 PM
1 votes:
WHERE ARE FACEBOOK PICS??
2013-07-11 08:16:36 PM
1 votes:
So, punch was their drink of choice ?
2013-07-11 08:15:59 PM
1 votes:

mekki: ongbok: mekki: The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.

I bet they were also pretty damn hefty also.

Nah. I am thinking cute, baby doll petite. Pocket size. The type you under estimate until you get a size 4 stiletto upside the cranium. Again, the tiny ones always feel like they have something to prove. The tall and big ones are usually the mellow drunks. Think gentle giants.


I'm confused--are you a tall chick who thinks she's superior because of her height, or just a self-hating short chick?
2013-07-11 08:04:32 PM
1 votes:

jakomo002: They were clearly transsexuals or something, because real women value their farking shoes more than that.


Really? You know how hard it is to find a decent high heel that goes with a couple outfits in Men's Size 11?
2013-07-11 08:02:03 PM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: On the police front...making false accusations.


But then you'd be dissuading other females from making false accusations legitimate claims of assault.
2013-07-11 07:54:54 PM
1 votes:
19 years old, eh? Maybe the bar employee should have been checking ages.

Sue the place into the ground. On the police front...making false accusations.

These women are destined to be career felon factories.
2013-07-11 07:53:25 PM
1 votes:
I would have pounded two beers right in front of them and said you ain't going to get none.

http://youtu.be/ACgJhE2L7Ms?t=46s
 
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