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2013-07-11 10:38:32 PM
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2013-07-11 10:38:39 PM
I'm always happy to buy women drinks, but I consider them obligated to have sex with me after.
 
2013-07-11 10:40:34 PM

JesusJuice: I'm always happy to buy women drinks, but I consider them obligated to have sex with me after.


That is the rule right. One for a dance. Two for her number.
3 for anal sex with no lube.

that is how it works right?
 
2013-07-11 10:51:45 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Fuggin Bizzy: Where the MRAs at?

/Oh, all over up in here. Carry on.

Right cause mra is negative and wrong. But feminism is good and positive.
you sound like a tool ruining a perfectly good bar thread.


I just said "Where the MRAs at?" I didn't say it was negative and wrong, and I certainly never said anything about feminism. (I did link to Jezebel, because I found the "turd-pong" comment funny, but that column doesn't necessarily reflect my opinions.)

But if the shoes fit, feel free to lace them motherfarkers up and hike all day long. I don't give a shiat.
 
2013-07-11 10:56:27 PM

mekki: The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.


Belligerent drunk is like paranoid stoner, it's proof you shouldn't be doing that drug anymore because your body doesn't handle it right.
 
2013-07-11 11:05:43 PM

someonelse: ramblinwreck: Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.

Clearly. Self-entitlement to male resources is strong with them.

Yes, feminists are well known for hanging out in bars trying to get men to buy them drinks. Good lord, you're too dumb for words.


All I can think of is the final scene from PCU.  "You mean... if you're nice to them... they bring you stuff?"
 
2013-07-11 11:05:56 PM

FunkOut: Thingster: olddinosaur: Chicks used to get pissed off as hell at me when I would buy them one drink, time would come for another and I would say: "I bought the last round, your turn to pay.'

Glad to be of service sister; if your feminist bullsh*t and dignity ain't worth the price of a cocktail, I am miles ahead to find out so cheap.

Women's' lib has its positive side, if you play it right.

In college this always worked for me, the swapping rounds- but I always prefaced it.

Find a gal drinking a beer, ask her what it is, then, "I'll get a pitcher, you grab the next, it beats the hell out of buying pints". Never had a gal not buy the second pitcher.

Sensible money saving tactics are to be respected.


Well, that's one way to look at it.

The other is the, I want to get non-sensibly drunk with her for what it would cost me to drink anyway, angle.

/approached it both was, depending on who and why
 
2013-07-11 11:07:59 PM

over_and_done: someonelse: ramblinwreck: Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.

Clearly. Self-entitlement to male resources is strong with them.

Yes, feminists are well known for hanging out in bars trying to get men to buy them drinks. Good lord, you're too dumb for words.

All I can think of is the final scene from PCU.  "You mean... if you're nice to them... they bring you stuff?"


My (reasonable) feminist sister thought that was the funniest line in the entire movie.
 
2013-07-11 11:10:43 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: JesusJuice: I'm always happy to buy women drinks, but I consider them obligated to have sex with me after.

That is the rule right. One for a dance. Two for her number.
3 for anal sex with no lube.

that is how it works right?


I sure hope so. Otherwise I might have some legal troubles in the very near future...
 
2013-07-11 11:11:20 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Who still buys women drinks anyways? When I used to work in bars it was astounding how many girls would show up broke looking to hustle guys for drinks. And how angry they would get when you called them on their bullshiat.

if what you seek in life is respect then you should take care to act in a respectable manner.

to quote a great philosopher "if you aint got no money then take your broke ass home" and that goes double for women.


Women bought *me* drinks just for my charming company.

Okay, only a couple times.

Then again, I didn't go to the bar broke looking for drinks. Crazy gal (didn't know she was at the time) wanted me to go so bad she offered to pay when I told her I was too broke to go. She was crazy, but wow, she could f**k.
 
2013-07-11 11:32:05 PM

mekki: The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.


Every time I've been to a comedy club, the nastiest, most vicious hecklers are drunk women.
 
2013-07-11 11:41:33 PM

Jabberwookiee: teenage mutant ninja rapist: JesusJuice: I'm always happy to buy women drinks, but I consider them obligated to have sex with me after.

That is the rule right. One for a dance. Two for her number.
3 for anal sex with no lube.

that is how it works right?

I sure hope so. Otherwise I might have some legal troubles in the very near future...


Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-07-11 11:45:37 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Fuggin Bizzy: Where the MRAs at?

/Oh, all over up in here. Carry on.

Right cause mra is negative and wrong. But feminism is good and positive.
you sound like a tool ruining a perfectly good bar thread.

I just said "Where the MRAs at?" I didn't say it was negative and wrong, and I certainly never said anything about feminism. (I did link to Jezebel, because I found the "turd-pong" comment funny, but that column doesn't necessarily reflect my opinions.)

But if the shoes fit, feel free to lace them motherfarkers up and hike all day long. I don't give a shiat.


Turd pong? Your in a bar thread. Turd pong is the thing your laughing about. Then you say something about mras.

stick to turd pong
 
2013-07-11 11:48:00 PM

Theaetetus: Jabberwookiee: teenage mutant ninja rapist: JesusJuice: I'm always happy to buy women drinks, but I consider them obligated to have sex with me after.

That is the rule right. One for a dance. Two for her number.
3 for anal sex with no lube.

that is how it works right?

I sure hope so. Otherwise I might have some legal troubles in the very near future...

Christ, what an asshole.


Good thing he didnt buy her four drinks.
 
2013-07-11 11:56:57 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Theaetetus: Jabberwookiee: teenage mutant ninja rapist: JesusJuice: I'm always happy to buy women drinks, but I consider them obligated to have sex with me after.

That is the rule right. One for a dance. Two for her number.
3 for anal sex with no lube.

that is how it works right?

I sure hope so. Otherwise I might have some legal troubles in the very near future...

Christ, what an asshole.

Good thing he didnt buy her four drinks.


Yeah, the fourth drink involves making a snuff film. Only if she insists...
 
2013-07-12 12:11:39 AM
In Vegas you pay double for that kind of action.
 
2013-07-12 12:16:20 AM

mekki: The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.


Short chick here, fark you. I'm a very mellow happy drunk that loves to dance and grind and play. The only time I've ever gotten violent was that one time when I was out in Redneckville, NY and someone invited a guy who got loud and angry and started throwing stuff. Then a couple of us smacked him around before kicking him out, more beer was poured, and things went back to being awesome and mellow and fun.

/CSB
 
2013-07-12 12:21:58 AM

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


Why would you go to a titty bar, who typically charge a cover and sell beers at double what a normal bar does, and not look at the tits? Why not just stop at a normal bar?
 
2013-07-12 12:32:35 AM
Patriarchy strikes again.
 
2013-07-12 01:08:08 AM
Proof that women can be just as violent and unhinged as men. Ah equality.
 
2013-07-12 01:12:40 AM

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


Also Useful Info for Younger Farkers: Back in my bar-drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar and sit there drinking beer and looking at tits. Because, you know, I like tits.

No opportunity to look at moving tits should be wasted by doing stuff you should have done at the office.
 
2013-07-12 02:31:33 AM
And now you're an unemployable felon for the rest of your life. Good call, you stupid coonts.
 
2013-07-12 04:37:33 AM

capt.hollister: olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.

Also Useful Info for Younger Farkers: Back in my bar-drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar and sit there drinking beer and looking at tits. Because, you know, I like tits.

No opportunity to look at moving tits should be wasted by doing stuff you should have done at the office.


eh, i'm guessing that either A) Sociopath. or B) Ignoring the dancers somehow made them want to sleep with you more.

I'm leaning to A
 
2013-07-12 04:40:52 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: mekki: TastyEloi: mekki: ongbok: mekki: The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.

I bet they were also pretty damn hefty also.

Nah. I am thinking cute, baby doll petite. Pocket size. The type you under estimate until you get a size 4 stiletto upside the cranium. Again, the tiny ones always feel like they have something to prove. The tall and big ones are usually the mellow drunks. Think gentle giants.

I'm confused--are you a tall chick who thinks she's superior because of her height, or just a self-hating short chick?

Actually, I am person who is friends with a couple of bouncers. Oh, the stories they tell.

Being a bouncer can be a good gig if your the right kinda guy for it. Cant think of any other line of work where one can bang a chick in a broom closet, get shot at. Then go drinking with the boys. All in a 3 hour span.

Ah to be young again.


Yea, until someone actually gets hit with one of the bullets. That sort of takes the fun out of it...
 
2013-07-12 05:54:15 AM

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


While your last sentence sometimes rings true, as far as you doing office work at a titty bar.....you were "that guy". They were farking with you, man. As well they should. Who the hell wants to pay titty club prices for beer without enjoying titties? Go to a dive bar or buy a six pack from the grocery store for fark's sake.
 
2013-07-12 06:31:09 AM

Deathfrogg: Meh, I got called a loser once because I wouldn't buy a woman $300 worth of cocaine.


Yeah... I`m a loser...  SNIFFFFF!
 
2013-07-12 06:33:51 AM
Women who are bad with their money will be worse with yours.
 
2013-07-12 06:49:52 AM
I think the real question, that nobody has bothered to ask, is why did this guy instigate the attacks by getting out of his house, following the women into the bar, and then sitting close to them?  Why has nobody asked this yet?

#justice4whores
 
2013-07-12 07:41:33 AM

Fark France: Killer Cars: GF named my left testicle thundercles: i especially enjoyed the part where the white knight bouncer joined in for no reason at all.

Assuming he didn't see the full extent of whatever confrontation/argument started inside, I could see just standing and watching with a mix of bewilderment and amusement as three women start pummeling a guy with their shoes outside. I'll admit; any time I ever see a woman go postal on a guy in or around a drinking establishment, knowing how guys can act in bars I usually assume the guy did something stupid and probably deserves it.

But to actually join in when the guy was probably in a really prone position? And when they're all outside? I wonder if the bouncer was...uh..."involved"...with any of the women.

I tend to go with the opposite direction. Most guys know better than to ever hit a girl in a bar.


My alderman killed a guy for hitting a woman in a bar.
 
2013-07-12 07:51:02 AM
I was a bar once with my gf and my stepsister (No, they were not the same person...do I LOOK like I'm from Kentucky?) and, being the nice guy I am, I ordered us all a round of drinks. Long Island Ice Teas, IIRC.

Gf starts sipping hers. I start sipping mine. Stepsister chugs hers down. I look at her like, "Impressive. Good thing you don't have the keys." We talk for a couple of minutes, then sis walks over and grabs MY drink and chugs it down, then looks me in the eye and says, "Buy me another one."

I did NOT buy her another drink, and to this day I still don't talk to her over that incident. You don't just steal man's drink.

This happened 15 years ago.

/Why, yes I DO hold a grudge...why do you ask?
 
2013-07-12 08:13:00 AM
When my unit got back from Iraq (Still at Demob station) several off us went to a strip club. I was just sitting there drinking some rum and coke when one of the strippers sits down next to me and asks "Buy me a drink?"
Me: Nope
Stripper: *utter look of shock* why not?
M: Why should I?
S: Because I think you're cute and I would like to talk to you.
M: If you wanted to talk with me, you'd just do so. This is your job, and you're just drumming up business for the bar. Why should I finance your your drinks at your place of employment? We both know that you're not going home with me, no matter how many drinks or dollars I tip you.
S: Well fark you then!
M: See, that proves my point. You're mad I didn't give you something for free. You had no intrest in me as a person, you just want what's in my wallet. To be fair, I just want what's in your panties, but since I'm not getting in there, you're not getting in my wallet.

/Later on she offered to take one of our other guys home with her. She apparently stopped by a gas station and asked him to go in and get some condoms. He went in to pay for them, and found his wallet was missing. Goes back out to the parking lot, she's gone. He says he thinks he must have dropped his wallet somewhere in the strip club.
 
2013-07-12 08:16:12 AM
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2013-07-12 08:16:25 AM

aspAddict: I did NOT buy her another drink, and to this day I still don't talk to her over that incident. You don't just steal man's drink.


You don't talk to your sister because she stole a drink from you 15 farking years ago? You two couldn't have been too close to start with if that's all it took.
 
2013-07-12 08:24:57 AM

aspAddict: I was a bar once with my gf and my stepsister (No, they were not the same person...do I LOOK like I'm from Kentucky?) and, being the nice guy I am, I ordered us all a round of drinks. Long Island Ice Teas, IIRC.

Gf starts sipping hers. I start sipping mine. Stepsister chugs hers down. I look at her like, "Impressive. Good thing you don't have the keys." We talk for a couple of minutes, then sis walks over and grabs MY drink and chugs it down, then looks me in the eye and says, "Buy me another one."

I did NOT buy her another drink, and to this day I still don't talk to her over that incident. You don't just steal man's drink.

This happened 15 years ago.

/Why, yes I DO hold a grudge...why do you ask?


...and then one day she'll be gone, and you will regret your childish stance, but it will be too late. You only have one family and its not worth losing them over trivial things.
 
2013-07-12 08:40:27 AM

mekki: The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.


I am more inclined to think it was part of a shake down, where the woman work for the bar owners and are expected to rack up a hefty drink tab on the poor sucker.
 
2013-07-12 08:55:18 AM

capt.hollister: ...and then one day she'll be gone, and you will regret your childish stance, but it will be too late. You only have one family and its not worth losing them over trivial things.


Or he won't.  Sounds like his sister is probably a shiathead.

I only see my sister at family weddings we've both been invited to.  Her untreated bipolar disorder, and the cocaine/drinking I think she probably self-medicates it with make her pretty awful.  She's been gone for a long time to me and I don't mind it.  At all.
 
2013-07-12 09:00:22 AM

Theaetetus: Jabberwookiee: teenage mutant ninja rapist: JesusJuice: I'm always happy to buy women drinks, but I consider them obligated to have sex with me after.

That is the rule right. One for a dance. Two for her number.
3 for anal sex with no lube.

that is how it works right?

I sure hope so. Otherwise I might have some legal troubles in the very near future...

Christ, what an asshole.


Says the biggest, smarmiest, most condescending dick on Fark... True to form, as always. Can't wait to read your pseudo-intellectual comeback that will reinforce everything I just said.
 
2013-07-12 09:30:41 AM

Ego edo infantia cattus: The only problem I have with this is that the guy would be in jail for a long time if he had defended himself in any way whatsoever. Women want equality right? Well if three guys tried to beat the shiat out of you, no one would think anything about you fighting back, and it would still be the attackers who got charged. (provided that there were witnesses such as in this case.) Now imagine if these scumbag biatches had attacked him and he knocked each of them the fark out. He'd be in jail until he died of old age, witnesses or not.


The male bouncer was also attacking him, if you RTFA.
 
2013-07-12 10:31:36 AM
What I really want to know is how any "police investigation" actually uncovered the truth when it all started out with a woman calling the cops and claiming assault, with people to back up her lying ass story.
 
2013-07-12 10:59:30 AM
Its too much to hope that the main reason for the investigation is because he justifiably broke her farking jaw during their 4 on 1 attack.
 
2013-07-12 11:04:59 AM

Tennguy: mekki: The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.

My ass, look at other mammals in nature, the lion, tiger, bears (ok that was cheesie) the female is always the fiercest. For many insect males the best part of sex is getting away unharmed. Ok that one could apply to humans as well, and no, it's none of your business.


Meh. Not the same. Lions, tigers, and bears, don't have hospitals, oh my.
 
2013-07-12 11:26:46 AM
TFA: for people who don't like javascript

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 02:08:45 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Who still buys women drinks anyways? When I used to work in bars it was astounding how many girls would show up broke looking to hustle guys for drinks. And how angry they would get when you called them on their bullshiat.

if what you seek in life is respect then you should take care to act in a respectable manner.

to quote a great philosopher "if you aint got no money then take your broke ass home" and that goes double for women.


I had female friends who would have CONTESTS to see who could get the most drinks from guys. They had money, they just didn't feel the need to spend it.
 
2013-07-12 05:01:25 PM
I bet his refusal to buy drinks was very gentlemanly.
 
2013-07-12 05:57:14 PM
I'm thinking the 19 year old was offering the bouncer a broom closet romp to skip the ID check,  Either that or she really REALLy wanted another ginger ale.
 
2013-07-12 09:30:56 PM

Berz: Text since that site can EABOD.


By Doyle MurphyPublished: 2:00 AM - 07/10/13CITY OF NEWBURGH - Armed with their shoes, three women beat a bar patron bloody, according to city police.

One of the women called 911 at 1:47 a.m. Tuesday from Emily's Bar, 77 Mill St. Police said the women claimed a man had punched one of them in the face. But police said their investigation revealed the women and a bar security guard, 45-year-old Donald Atkinson, were the real aggressors.

Elizabeth Condor, 19; Yomaira Brito-Santiago, 24; Mariela Dela Cruz, 25, and Atkinson each face felony gang assault charges. The man said one of the women punched him in the face when he refused to buy her a drink. The three women chased him outside, clubbing him with their shoes as Atkinson joined the attack, the man told police.

Cops said the man was bleeding from his right eye and his left eye was swollen shut. He was treated at the Newburgh campus of St. Luke's Cornwall Hospital.


"Felony gang assault charges"?!

Hmm...I can a) troll this, b) be sincere and still sound like I'm trolling, or c) leave it to you Farkers.
 
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