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(Times Herald-Record)   You are at a bar and refuse to buy drinks for a group of women? You deserve to be punched in the face, chased into the street, and beaten by a lynch mob   (recordonline.com) divider line 146
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2013-07-11 08:48:12 PM
Cool Story Time

Roommate/Friend's girlfriend pulled this stunt on me. She forgot I had turned 21 and saw me in the more popular college bar, then ran up to me saying she had no money. "Then why'd you come to the bar?" "Just buy me a drink." Bought her one drink and told her that was it. Ended up having to close out a $70 tab. I only bought a few $5 pitchers. She ran that thing up like it was supermarket sweeps.

/Still remember her crying the next day in the living room as my friend made her pay me back for every item from the tab that was hers
//Thank God bar tabs are itemized
///She's still a tart
 
2013-07-11 08:51:09 PM
Don't fark with my bachelorette party
 
2013-07-11 08:51:53 PM
Don't meet women at bars. How's that for wisdom?
 
2013-07-11 08:52:36 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.


How can I tell you've never been to Newburgh, NY? (yeah, I caught your sarcasm~)
 
2013-07-11 08:53:47 PM

JesusJuice: Ego edo infantia cattus: The only problem I have with this is that the guy would be in jail for a long time if he had defended himself in any way whatsoever. Women want equality right? Well if three guys tried to beat the shiat out of you, no one would think anything about you fighting back, and it would still be the attackers who got charged. (provided that there were witnesses such as in this case.) Now imagine if these scumbag biatches had attacked him and he knocked each of them the fark out. He'd be in jail until he died of old age, witnesses or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nGgD-Z6sI

/no charges for the guy with the pipe


Nice try, but you picked a bad example.
-He was attacked first
-After breaking away from the conflict, his attackers perused him.
-He was at his place of work, which like your home, you are not required to flee to claim self defense.
-It was a rod, not a pipe. (Not that it matters)
-According to the comments, he went to jail.

Was he an idiot for not walking away before it reached that point? Yes.
Does that make him legally culpable? No.
Did he talk to the police like an idiot? probably, most people do.
Did he end up settling for a plea bargain? On McDonalds wages - most likely.
 
2013-07-11 08:53:58 PM

Thraeryn: Don't meet women at bars. How's that for wisdom?


mimg.ugo.com
agrees
 
2013-07-11 08:53:58 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.


Clearly. Self-entitlement to male resources is strong with them.
 
2013-07-11 08:54:05 PM
i especially enjoyed the part where the white knight bouncer joined in for no reason at all. i hope they enjoy several years in prison for aggravated assault.
 
2013-07-11 08:55:45 PM
Chicks used to get pissed off as hell at me when I would buy them one drink, time would come for another and I would say: "I bought the last round, your turn to pay.'

Glad to be of service sister; if your feminist bullsh*t and dignity ain't worth the price of a cocktail, I am miles ahead to find out so cheap.

Women's' lib has its positive side, if you play it right.
 
2013-07-11 08:57:41 PM

TastyEloi: I just asked because the tone of your comments seemed to be pretty biased against short women.


Short women are stupid anyways.

/bouncer, bartender, and sex store worker
//Tall women were fine, short biatches got stitches almost daily
///half of the short biatches were homeless anyways. Gee, with that attitude, I wonder why?
 
2013-07-11 08:57:41 PM

Deathfrogg: Meh, I got called a loser once because I wouldn't buy a woman $300 worth of cocaine.


She already thought you were a loser, you just saved yourself $300 and didn't have to watch her still leave with someone else anyway. And women think men are always doing stupid things.
 
2013-07-11 09:03:32 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: i especially enjoyed the part where the white knight bouncer joined in for no reason at all.


Assuming he didn't see the full extent of whatever confrontation/argument started inside, I could see just standing and watching with a mix of bewilderment and amusement as three women start pummeling a guy with their shoes outside. I'll admit; any time I ever see a woman go postal on a guy in or around a drinking establishment, knowing how guys can act in bars I usually assume the guy did something stupid and probably deserves it.

But to actually join in when the guy was probably in a really prone position? And when they're all outside? I wonder if the bouncer was...uh..."involved"...with any of the women.
 
2013-07-11 09:07:26 PM
If I bought you a drink then you'd probably hang around. I have better ways to spend my time than talking to some loser who spends her time cadging free drinks from strangers.
 
2013-07-11 09:07:46 PM
internet connection $30 a month, FleshlightTM $11.95, not having to deal with crazy.....priceless
 
2013-07-11 09:11:32 PM
Newburgh NY, where school teachers have to struggle to decipher the incredible names parents conjure up for their crotchfruit who don't have a chance in hell at a future. Where government entitlements run amuck for so many who claim little to no income while making big cash slinging dope on the street. See the line of Escalade's in front of Elementary Schools with happy little faces jumping out, dressed in matching outfits head to toe (new fancy kicks included, as well as bling) while the refrigerator is stocked with gov'mint cheese. Good luck getting these parents to show up or understand a damn thing on Parent-Teacher Conference nights. Pathetic. Stay classy, Newburgh. You're the America most people fear.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:52 PM

Killer Cars: GF named my left testicle thundercles: i especially enjoyed the part where the white knight bouncer joined in for no reason at all.

Assuming he didn't see the full extent of whatever confrontation/argument started inside, I could see just standing and watching with a mix of bewilderment and amusement as three women start pummeling a guy with their shoes outside. I'll admit; any time I ever see a woman go postal on a guy in or around a drinking establishment, knowing how guys can act in bars I usually assume the guy did something stupid and probably deserves it.

But to actually join in when the guy was probably in a really prone position? And when they're all outside? I wonder if the bouncer was...uh..."involved"...with any of the women.


I tend to go with the opposite direction. Most guys know better than to ever hit a girl in a bar.
 
2013-07-11 09:14:11 PM
USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.
 
2013-07-11 09:16:10 PM

eventhelosers: FleshlightTM $11.95,


And which IP-violating country are you buying these from? Just the manufacturing alone runs over $20 per 'device'

/porn shop clerk
//minimum buying price for such a large chain like the one I work for is $22.50 each
 
2013-07-11 09:17:46 PM

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


Not to disagree with you, but maybe they were also peeved because you weren't stuffing bills in their garter or paying for a lap dance.
 
2013-07-11 09:20:46 PM

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


They weren't being driven crazy because you wouldn't pay any attention to them, they were pissed at you because you weren't buying and you were taking up space that could be occupied by somebody that could be buying.
 
2013-07-11 09:21:42 PM

eventhelosers: internet connection $30 a month, FleshlightTM $11.95, not having to deal with crazy.....priceless


Psychological therapy needed by middle-aged man grieving over actual, lost sexual opportunities because of time wasted in above activities.....very expensive.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:02 PM
What do you expect when you tell someone to go get their shine box?
 
2013-07-11 09:26:20 PM

capt.hollister: So, punch was their drink of choice ?


Niiice.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:25 PM

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


You do titty bars wrong.
 
2013-07-11 09:26:48 PM

olddinosaur: Chicks used to get pissed off as hell at me when I would buy them one drink, time would come for another and I would say: "I bought the last round, your turn to pay.'

Glad to be of service sister; if your feminist bullsh*t and dignity ain't worth the price of a cocktail, I am miles ahead to find out so cheap.

Women's' lib has its positive side, if you play it right.


In college this always worked for me, the swapping rounds- but I always prefaced it.

Find a gal drinking a beer, ask her what it is, then, "I'll get a pitcher, you grab the next, it beats the hell out of buying pints". Never had a gal not buy the second pitcher.
 
2013-07-11 09:27:17 PM
I don't get these chicks hitting you college guys up for drinks. Any self respecting 24 yr old knows where the 45 yr old smarmy sleezies hang out to spend their money and avoid their wives. Those guys will by drinks by the ton on the off chance a gal or one of her friends will hook up in the parking lot. They are paying just for the possibility.
 
2013-07-11 09:30:17 PM
Smarmy sleezies- they look and talk like bad car salesmen and never ever look anywhere but tits (because they're guys) and eyes (so you know they're sincere).
 
2013-07-11 09:32:43 PM
Sounds like opposite day on a ZZ Top video shoot.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:19 PM
i22.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-11 09:35:25 PM

tampaflacouple: 3 on 1 , huh? I PROMISE you at least one of them skank b*tches would need LOTS of plastic surgery. I hear a beer mug to the face of a 3rd world chick will settle a lot of disputes.


I met a guy who spent two years in pound-you-in-the-ass max security prison for hitting a guy in the head with a beer bottle during a fight.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:40 PM

ramblinwreck: Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.

Clearly. Self-entitlement to male resources is strong with them.


Yes, feminists are well known for hanging out in bars trying to get men to buy them drinks. Good lord, you're too dumb for words.
 
2013-07-11 09:35:59 PM

Fark France: Killer Cars: GF named my left testicle thundercles: i especially enjoyed the part where the white knight bouncer joined in for no reason at all.

Assuming he didn't see the full extent of whatever confrontation/argument started inside, I could see just standing and watching with a mix of bewilderment and amusement as three women start pummeling a guy with their shoes outside. I'll admit; any time I ever see a woman go postal on a guy in or around a drinking establishment, knowing how guys can act in bars I usually assume the guy did something stupid and probably deserves it.

But to actually join in when the guy was probably in a really prone position? And when they're all outside? I wonder if the bouncer was...uh..."involved"...with any of the women.

I tend to go with the opposite direction. Most guys know better than to ever hit a girl in a bar.


Damn straight. Guys you should learn this simple lesson.
dont hit on a girl ever. You can say hello. Mabey remark something like "nice necklace" and if it's going to happen she will jump on it. Very rarley does a guy pick up a girl. Usually she picks him up.

Got out of the bar game when a girl picked me up and wanted to keep me.
 
2013-07-11 09:37:43 PM

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


Wisdom.
 
2013-07-11 09:43:09 PM

untaken_name: Tennguy: mekki: The article doesn't say but I'm willing to bet five bucks that they were already drunk and low on funds when this happened.
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.

My ass, look at other mammals in nature, the lion, tiger, bears (ok that was cheesie) the female is always the fiercest. For many insect males the best part of sex is getting away unharmed. Ok that one could apply to humans as well, and no, it's none of your business.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. - Kipling


Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?  - Col. Mustard
 
2013-07-11 09:44:36 PM
See, you're supposed to buy the drinks and then get beaten  off.
 
2013-07-11 09:44:39 PM
Where the MRAs at?

/Oh, all over up in here. Carry on.
 
2013-07-11 09:45:08 PM
mekki:
I know it is said that women are the gentler sex. But who ever said has never been around drunk women. And the shorter the woman, the angrier the drunk. Like the Napoleon complex comes out swinging after it hits the bottle.

I see you've met my ex-wife.  I once saw her slug a guy because he refused her invitation to "dance', if you can call it that if one of the partners is having trouble standing.
 
2013-07-11 09:45:22 PM

olddinosaur: Chicks used to get pissed off as hell at me when I would buy them one drink, time would come for another and I would say: "I bought the last round, your turn to pay.'

Glad to be of service sister; if your feminist bullsh*t and dignity ain't worth the price of a cocktail, I am miles ahead to find out so cheap.

Women's' lib has its positive side, if you play it right.


Just speculation, but I'd bet the ones insisting that you buy them drinks are not feminists.
 
2013-07-11 09:46:48 PM

someonelse: ramblinwreck: Because People in power are Stupid: Obviously, feminists.

Clearly. Self-entitlement to male resources is strong with them.

Yes, feminists are well known for hanging out in bars trying to get men to buy them drinks. Good lord, you're too dumb for words.


Maybe they thought he was just a really butch girl.
 
2013-07-11 09:47:39 PM

olddinosaur: USEFUL INFO FOR YOUNGER FARKERS:  Back in my bar--drinking days, quite often I would go to the titty bar, set my company paperwork on the bar, sip a beer while I filled out my papers----- and steadfastly ignore the titty dancers, who would shove it right in my face, outraged I was paying no attention.

You put a chick in a place where she can have anyone she wants---show her someone she can't have, it drives 'em right up the wall.


Yeah, because paying too much for watered down beer and trying to do paperwork in dim lighting with loud thudding music while ignoring bared breasts is exactly what every younger farker dreams of.
 
2013-07-11 09:49:05 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: jakomo002: They were clearly transsexuals or something, because real women value their farking shoes more than that.

Really? You know how hard it is to find a decent high heel that goes with a couple outfits in Men's Size 11?


Well yes, yes I do.
On St.Pattys day they say nice kilt.
Until I tell them thats my skirt.
 
2013-07-11 09:50:08 PM

Theaetetus: Yeah, because paying too much for watered down beer and trying to do paperwork in dim lighting with loud thudding music while ignoring bared breasts is exactly what every younger farker dreams of.


Well, it beats trying to do paperwork in the average corporate cube farm.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:08 PM
I'm very surprised a woman actually got charged for hitting a man.  Rarely happens.
 
2013-07-11 10:10:04 PM
misandry is not a real thing.  It is made up by the patriarchy to keep women in their place.
 
2013-07-11 10:13:18 PM

Snort: misandry is not a real thing.  It is made up by the patriarchy to keep women in their place.


I'm tired of this endless turd-pong.
 
2013-07-11 10:15:09 PM

Thingster: olddinosaur: Chicks used to get pissed off as hell at me when I would buy them one drink, time would come for another and I would say: "I bought the last round, your turn to pay.'

Glad to be of service sister; if your feminist bullsh*t and dignity ain't worth the price of a cocktail, I am miles ahead to find out so cheap.

Women's' lib has its positive side, if you play it right.

In college this always worked for me, the swapping rounds- but I always prefaced it.

Find a gal drinking a beer, ask her what it is, then, "I'll get a pitcher, you grab the next, it beats the hell out of buying pints". Never had a gal not buy the second pitcher.


Sensible money saving tactics are to be respected.
 
2013-07-11 10:15:11 PM
Text since that site can EABOD.


By Doyle MurphyPublished: 2:00 AM - 07/10/13CITY OF NEWBURGH - Armed with their shoes, three women beat a bar patron bloody, according to city police.

One of the women called 911 at 1:47 a.m. Tuesday from Emily's Bar, 77 Mill St. Police said the women claimed a man had punched one of them in the face. But police said their investigation revealed the women and a bar security guard, 45-year-old Donald Atkinson, were the real aggressors.

Elizabeth Condor, 19; Yomaira Brito-Santiago, 24; Mariela Dela Cruz, 25, and Atkinson each face felony gang assault charges. The man said one of the women punched him in the face when he refused to buy her a drink. The three women chased him outside, clubbing him with their shoes as Atkinson joined the attack, the man told police.

Cops said the man was bleeding from his right eye and his left eye was swollen shut. He was treated at the Newburgh campus of St. Luke's Cornwall Hospital.
 
2013-07-11 10:31:03 PM
Damn, must have been a rough night for Drew. I wish him a speedy recovery.

/yuk yuk yuk
 
2013-07-11 10:33:54 PM
Please enable javascript
fark you good bye.
 
2013-07-11 10:37:27 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Where the MRAs at?

/Oh, all over up in here. Carry on.


Right cause mra is negative and wrong. But feminism is good and positive.
you sound like a tool ruining a perfectly good bar thread.
 
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