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(My West Texas)   Man arrested for sexually assaulting a 12-year-old autistic girl facing 2,629,746 to 52,068,970 minutes behind bars   (mywesttexas.com) divider line 15
    More: Asinine, Rafael Acosta Rodriguez, sex crimes, Martin County, U.S. Marshals Service  
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7843 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2013 at 4:58 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-11 05:06:31 PM
3 votes:

Tom_Slick: 5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.


Dames don't like to be called broads.
2013-07-11 06:17:13 PM
2 votes:

Brick-House: Pedro bear last seen doing the math

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2013-07-11 05:07:36 PM
2 votes:

Tom_Slick: 5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.


Just like the victim!

/sorry
2013-07-11 04:59:56 PM
2 votes:
And people say rape is never funny....
2013-07-11 07:50:58 PM
1 votes:
You guys are missing the point.  Was she hot?

/ runs away
// reaaally fast
2013-07-11 06:08:28 PM
1 votes:

Stantz: A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.

A child gets raped.

With all due respect, fark you


Self-righteous drivel.

Every person has their own way of dealing with the horrors of living among other humans.  This picture:

farm2.static.flickr.com

It's funny.  The humor is predicated on you understanding his job description and the reason for it existing, and knowing the horrific effects an explosion sheathed in metal designed to shard has on a human body, especially in such close proximity.

We can spend our entire lives bemoaning the terrors we inflict upon each other, or we can grimly laugh at the barest whisper of comedy in an otherwise dreary existence and take some solace in the fact that the situation has been resolved in a somewhat satisfactory manner, unlike the countless similar cases that occurred in the past and may occur in the future.

We don't laugh because we gain joy from the girl's suffering.  We laugh because sometimes it's the only thing keeping us sane.

Stuff your indignation, sir.
2013-07-11 05:47:06 PM
1 votes:

Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.


Woman with autistic son in car arrested for DUI after testing 3.8625 times the legal limit

Autistic high school football player kicks game winning field goal for 23.9967 to 20.9967 upset victory

Autistic boy placed in "therapy" bag to control outbursts. In other news, there are 673 teeth on a gym bag zipper

Sleeping autistic boy left on school bus for 2.82639615 hours

Search for missing autistic boy in day 6.10417

Autistic boy missing in Southern California woods who can't see the forest through the 993,054 trees

Autistic teen missing. His last known location was 41.733683, -87.555472

There is a 99.69503341784% chance that the Lulzsec hacker is autistic

Autistic photographers capture beauty at the Cherry Blossom Festival which is going on in DC for another 257 hours, 17 minutes, 37 seconds

For over 17,544 hours, Dragonfly Forest has offered a traditional 7200 minute summer camp experience for autistic children

Autistic girl rescued after being stranded in swamp for 4 days, 7 hours, 33 minutes and 19 seconds

Autistic boy climbs 6.03746-foot fence and onto rollercoaster track at Mall of America

Autistic students get their own school. It's 125.67 feet long and made of 657,924 bricks

New smartphone app helps doctors diagnose autism, can be downloaded in only 28.6712869105 seconds

1.3525546 in 50.3535546 kids have autism

Scientists find 24 new genetic markers for autism, which can be arranged 6.2E23 ways. But who's counting

Report shows that effect of antidepressants on autism has been overstated by 39.4823474572 percent

Autism walk cut 7,920 seconds short due to nearly 27,154 gallons of rain, man

New definition of autism would exclude 6,270,199,439 people

Autism rates 497.81181619256 percent of what they were a decade ago

Autism rates are 28.141529768694978477683949% higher than previously thought

1.87 m tall Obama, who is the 44rd President and has been President for 623 days, 23 hours, 27 minutes and 32 seconds, makes the first appointment of someone with autism

Thieves steal beloved hamster from school for children with autism. Students describe hamster as 18.375 cm long, weighs 197.901 grams, eats 10.34 grams of sunflower seeds per day, and has 15,728 hairs on its body

Insurance companies refuse to pay for care of severe juvenile autism patients, which can run up to $100,000 per year, or $8333.33 per month, or $1923.08 per week, or $273.97 per day, or $11.42 per hour, or $0.19 per minute. Definitely

Team finds 2 genetic links that predispose people to autism, 111 matches in the matchbox

Father of autism research definitely dead at 78. Funeral procession to feature a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models

but this time around? this headline?

FULL OF WIN!!!

I lol'd

oh subby, you magnificent bastard. take a bow for being so witty and fresh and clever and original.

you are so going to hell.

and I'll be joining you; aisle seat, please.

HOTY material right here.
+1
2013-07-11 05:40:28 PM
1 votes:

dpzum1: good bye fark


Maybe you're just cranky because you need something to eat?
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2013-07-11 05:34:34 PM
1 votes:
That should be 52,070,040 minutes.  You forgot to account for  2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052, 2056, 2060, 2064, 2068, 2072, 2076, 2080, 2084, 2088, 2092, 2096, 2104, 2108 and  2112 being leap years.

/autistic
2013-07-11 05:33:18 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Subby thinks all autistic people are savants.


You mean they're NOT all excellent drivers who love Judge Wapner?
2013-07-11 05:32:59 PM
1 votes:
If the girl is rocking then he'll come knocking.
2013-07-11 05:32:09 PM
1 votes:

dpzum1: good bye fark


Looks like someone's trigger word is "autistic"
2013-07-11 05:25:10 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Subby thinks all autistic people are savants.


Shouldnt we at least be encouraging positive stereotypes instead of just lumping the autistics in with all the other window licking tards like we used to?
2013-07-11 05:17:03 PM
1 votes:
good bye fark
2013-07-11 05:12:55 PM
1 votes:
So there were twelve of them? Player.
 
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