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(My West Texas)   Man arrested for sexually assaulting a 12-year-old autistic girl facing 2,629,746 to 52,068,970 minutes behind bars   (mywesttexas.com) divider line 105
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2013-07-11 04:59:56 PM
And people say rape is never funny....
 
2013-07-11 05:02:02 PM
Bad, Subby, bad!

/lol'd
 
2013-07-11 05:02:56 PM

ArcadianRefugee: And people say rape is never funny....


great headline, great comment...very nice
 
2013-07-11 05:03:06 PM
5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.
 
2013-07-11 05:04:16 PM
Put me down for a window seat on the ride to Hell.
 
2013-07-11 05:06:31 PM

Tom_Slick: 5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.


Dames don't like to be called broads.
 
2013-07-11 05:07:36 PM

Tom_Slick: 5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.


Just like the victim!

/sorry
 
2013-07-11 05:08:27 PM

lockers: Tom_Slick: 5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.

Dames don't like to be called broads.


There ain't nothing like a dame but a little broad will get you 5-99
 
2013-07-11 05:10:12 PM

BigLuca: Tom_Slick: 5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.

Just like the victim!

/sorry


No I realized after I posted my wording was just wrong, but I figure hey run with it I am all ready going to hell for laugh uncontrollably at the headline.
 
2013-07-11 05:10:46 PM

lockers: Tom_Slick: 5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.

Dames don't like to be called broads.


dammit.
 
2013-07-11 05:12:19 PM
What was her Fark handle?
 
2013-07-11 05:12:55 PM
So there were twelve of them? Player.
 
2013-07-11 05:14:43 PM
NOT F#@%ING FUNNY
 
2013-07-11 05:14:50 PM
this headline rocks
 
2013-07-11 05:16:17 PM
Lol
 
2013-07-11 05:17:03 PM
good bye fark
 
2013-07-11 05:18:35 PM
I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.
 
2013-07-11 05:18:48 PM

dpzum1: good bye fark


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-11 05:19:52 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.


Subby thinks all autistic people are savants.
 
2013-07-11 05:22:31 PM
Was the Sick tag unavailable?
 
2013-07-11 05:24:27 PM
Quality headline. Would laugh again.
 
2013-07-11 05:24:38 PM
Definitely.
 
2013-07-11 05:25:10 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Subby thinks all autistic people are savants.


Shouldnt we at least be encouraging positive stereotypes instead of just lumping the autistics in with all the other window licking tards like we used to?
 
2013-07-11 05:31:10 PM
Ohhh... I'm going to Hell.
 
2013-07-11 05:32:09 PM

dpzum1: good bye fark


Looks like someone's trigger word is "autistic"
 
2013-07-11 05:32:22 PM

lockers: Tom_Slick: 5-99 years WTF? Those sentencing guidelines seem a little broad.

Dames don't like to be called broads.


They prefer "little people."
 
2013-07-11 05:32:59 PM
If the girl is rocking then he'll come knocking.
 
2013-07-11 05:33:18 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Subby thinks all autistic people are savants.


You mean they're NOT all excellent drivers who love Judge Wapner?
 
2013-07-11 05:34:34 PM
That should be 52,070,040 minutes.  You forgot to account for  2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052, 2056, 2060, 2064, 2068, 2072, 2076, 2080, 2084, 2088, 2092, 2096, 2104, 2108 and  2112 being leap years.

/autistic
 
2013-07-11 05:34:43 PM

mediablitz: Quality headline. Would laugh again.


This made me laugh.  Not that I was not laughing already at the headline, but I was feeling bad about it.  This took my mind off of it.

\A+++ Excellent commenter.
 
2013-07-11 05:36:22 PM
I thought MyWestTexas was blown all to hell away and gone?
 
2013-07-11 05:38:39 PM
Better get finished raping her before Wapner comes on TV. Wapner comes on in 10 minutes. Yes, 10 minutes.
 
2013-07-11 05:39:20 PM
Pedro bear last seen doing the math
 
2013-07-11 05:40:01 PM

darth_badger: If the girl is rocking then he'll come knocking.


You are a terrible person, and so am I for laughing. Now I want to sit in shower and cry.
 
2013-07-11 05:40:28 PM
I seriously doubt he will last even 525949 minutes in prison
 
2013-07-11 05:40:28 PM

dpzum1: good bye fark


Maybe you're just cranky because you need something to eat?
www.marriedtothesea.com
 
2013-07-11 05:41:51 PM

Brick-House: Pedro bear last seen doing the math


Typo or intentional?

/vote Pedro!
 
2013-07-11 05:43:31 PM

dopekitty74: Brick-House: Pedro bear last seen doing the math

Typo or intentional?

/vote Pedro!


Omg, I'm picturing Pedo bear with a sombrero and a mustache now. Can someone with skillz please make that happen?
 
2013-07-11 05:45:28 PM

Joe Peanut: That should be 52,070,040 minutes.  You forgot to account for  2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052, 2056, 2060, 2064, 2068, 2072, 2076, 2080, 2084, 2088, 2092, 2096, 2104, 2108 and  2112 being leap years.

/autistic


52,070,040 + 1 or 2... you forgot about leap-seconds.
 
2013-07-11 05:47:06 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.


Woman with autistic son in car arrested for DUI after testing 3.8625 times the legal limit

Autistic high school football player kicks game winning field goal for 23.9967 to 20.9967 upset victory

Autistic boy placed in "therapy" bag to control outbursts. In other news, there are 673 teeth on a gym bag zipper

Sleeping autistic boy left on school bus for 2.82639615 hours

Search for missing autistic boy in day 6.10417

Autistic boy missing in Southern California woods who can't see the forest through the 993,054 trees

Autistic teen missing. His last known location was 41.733683, -87.555472

There is a 99.69503341784% chance that the Lulzsec hacker is autistic

Autistic photographers capture beauty at the Cherry Blossom Festival which is going on in DC for another 257 hours, 17 minutes, 37 seconds

For over 17,544 hours, Dragonfly Forest has offered a traditional 7200 minute summer camp experience for autistic children

Autistic girl rescued after being stranded in swamp for 4 days, 7 hours, 33 minutes and 19 seconds

Autistic boy climbs 6.03746-foot fence and onto rollercoaster track at Mall of America

Autistic students get their own school. It's 125.67 feet long and made of 657,924 bricks

New smartphone app helps doctors diagnose autism, can be downloaded in only 28.6712869105 seconds

1.3525546 in 50.3535546 kids have autism

Scientists find 24 new genetic markers for autism, which can be arranged 6.2E23 ways. But who's counting

Report shows that effect of antidepressants on autism has been overstated by 39.4823474572 percent

Autism walk cut 7,920 seconds short due to nearly 27,154 gallons of rain, man

New definition of autism would exclude 6,270,199,439 people

Autism rates 497.81181619256 percent of what they were a decade ago

Autism rates are 28.141529768694978477683949% higher than previously thought

1.87 m tall Obama, who is the 44rd President and has been President for 623 days, 23 hours, 27 minutes and 32 seconds, makes the first appointment of someone with autism

Thieves steal beloved hamster from school for children with autism. Students describe hamster as 18.375 cm long, weighs 197.901 grams, eats 10.34 grams of sunflower seeds per day, and has 15,728 hairs on its body

Insurance companies refuse to pay for care of severe juvenile autism patients, which can run up to $100,000 per year, or $8333.33 per month, or $1923.08 per week, or $273.97 per day, or $11.42 per hour, or $0.19 per minute. Definitely

Team finds 2 genetic links that predispose people to autism, 111 matches in the matchbox

Father of autism research definitely dead at 78. Funeral procession to feature a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models

but this time around? this headline?

FULL OF WIN!!!

I lol'd

oh subby, you magnificent bastard. take a bow for being so witty and fresh and clever and original.

you are so going to hell.

and I'll be joining you; aisle seat, please.

HOTY material right here.
+1
 
2013-07-11 05:48:32 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-11 05:49:48 PM

GoldDude: Joe Peanut: That should be 52,070,040 minutes.  You forgot to account for  2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052, 2056, 2060, 2064, 2068, 2072, 2076, 2080, 2084, 2088, 2092, 2096, 2104, 2108 and  2112 being leap years.

/autistic

52,070,040 + 1 or 2... you forgot about leap-seconds.


Didn't forget them.  I just one who believes they should be abolished.  Too unpredictable, and causes far more problems than it solves.
 
2013-07-11 05:52:11 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaYwTxDfmHU
 
2013-07-11 05:55:49 PM
Certainly the fiend should be rainmandered for a very long time.
 
2013-07-11 05:56:37 PM
A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.

A child gets raped.

With all due respect, fark you
 
2013-07-11 06:08:28 PM

Stantz: A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.

A child gets raped.

With all due respect, fark you


Self-righteous drivel.

Every person has their own way of dealing with the horrors of living among other humans.  This picture:

farm2.static.flickr.com

It's funny.  The humor is predicated on you understanding his job description and the reason for it existing, and knowing the horrific effects an explosion sheathed in metal designed to shard has on a human body, especially in such close proximity.

We can spend our entire lives bemoaning the terrors we inflict upon each other, or we can grimly laugh at the barest whisper of comedy in an otherwise dreary existence and take some solace in the fact that the situation has been resolved in a somewhat satisfactory manner, unlike the countless similar cases that occurred in the past and may occur in the future.

We don't laugh because we gain joy from the girl's suffering.  We laugh because sometimes it's the only thing keeping us sane.

Stuff your indignation, sir.
 
2013-07-11 06:13:25 PM

Joe Peanut: GoldDude: Joe Peanut: That should be 52,070,040 minutes.  You forgot to account for  2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052, 2056, 2060, 2064, 2068, 2072, 2076, 2080, 2084, 2088, 2092, 2096, 2104, 2108 and  2112 being leap years.

/autistic

52,070,040 + 1 or 2... you forgot about leap-seconds.

Didn't forget them.  I just one who believes they should be abolished.  Too unpredictable, and causes far more problems than it solves.


And if you live in the Northern Hemisphere, I will laugh when you are bundled up in August.

/might take a few hundred thousands years, but I will still laugh
//have to go at some point and get evaluated for autism. I thought I was just weird. . .
 
2013-07-11 06:14:12 PM

Stantz: A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.

A child gets raped.

With all due respect, fark you


You said rape twice.
 
2013-07-11 06:17:13 PM

Brick-House: Pedro bear last seen doing the math

i.chzbgr.com
boumbox.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 06:18:23 PM

Peki: Joe Peanut: GoldDude: Joe Peanut: That should be 52,070,040 minutes.  You forgot to account for  2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052, 2056, 2060, 2064, 2068, 2072, 2076, 2080, 2084, 2088, 2092, 2096, 2104, 2108 and  2112 being leap years.

/autistic

52,070,040 + 1 or 2... you forgot about leap-seconds.

Didn't forget them.  I just one who believes they should be abolished.  Too unpredictable, and causes far more problems than it solves.

And if you live in the Northern Hemisphere, I will laugh when you are bundled up in August.

/might take a few hundred thousands years, but I will still laugh
//have to go at some point and get evaluated for autism. I thought I was just weird. . .


Once the leap seconds start adding up to an hour or so, then add an hour or so.  To keep adding and sometimes subtracting a few miliseconds to each day following a random unpredictable pattern makes no sense.
 
2013-07-11 06:18:26 PM

Sandwyrm: Stantz: A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.

A child gets raped.

With all due respect, fark you

Self-righteous drivel.

Every person has their own way of dealing with the horrors of living among other humans.  This picture:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 500x416]

It's funny.  The humor is predicated on you understanding his job description and the reason for it existing, and knowing the horrific effects an explosion sheathed in metal designed to shard has on a human body, especially in such close proximity.

We can spend our entire lives bemoaning the terrors we inflict upon each other, or we can grimly laugh at the barest whisper of comedy in an otherwise dreary existence and take some solace in the fact that the situation has been resolved in a somewhat satisfactory manner, unlike the countless similar cases that occurred in the past and may occur in the future.

We don't laugh because we gain joy from the girl's suffering.  We laugh because sometimes it's the only thing keeping us sane.

Stuff your indignation, sir.


Without indignation this website will disappear.
 
Ni
2013-07-11 06:19:42 PM

Bane of Broone: Omg, I'm picturing Pedo bear with a sombrero and a mustache now. Can someone with skillz please make that happen?


static.neatoshop.com

Look to the right. It's on a T-short.

omg, now I'm thinking about shorts made out of T's.
 
Ni
2013-07-11 06:22:12 PM

Joe Peanut: To keep adding and sometimes subtracting a few miliseconds to each day following a random unpredictable pattern makes no sense.


It's not random and unpredictable. It's based on the spin of the earth, which is affected by all sorts of things such as rapid movement on the surface.

Somehow, extra leap seconds seem to happen whenever a hot new celebrity sex video surfaces.
 
2013-07-11 06:22:19 PM

Ni: Bane of Broone: Omg, I'm picturing Pedo bear with a sombrero and a mustache now. Can someone with skillz please make that happen?

[static.neatoshop.com image 600x400]

Look to the right. It's on a T-short.

omg, now I'm thinking about shorts made out of T's.


Thank you! You just mad mah day.
 
2013-07-11 06:25:49 PM

Sandwyrm: Stantz: A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.

A child gets raped.

With all due respect, fark you

Self-righteous drivel.

Every person has their own way of dealing with the horrors of living among other humans.  This picture:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 500x416]

It's funny.  The humor is predicated on you understanding his job description and the reason for it existing, and knowing the horrific effects an explosion sheathed in metal designed to shard has on a human body, especially in such close proximity.

We can spend our entire lives bemoaning the terrors we inflict upon each other, or we can grimly laugh at the barest whisper of comedy in an otherwise dreary existence and take some solace in the fact that the situation has been resolved in a somewhat satisfactory manner, unlike the countless similar cases that occurred in the past and may occur in the future.

We don't laugh because we gain joy from the girl's suffering.  We laugh because sometimes it's the only thing keeping us sane.

Stuff your indignation, sir.


and stuff your holier-than-thou attitude.

I am a parent. I will never laugh at the suffering of a child, not even to preserve my own sanity.

Your very eloquent speech falls on deaf ears. You stand by because you are indifferent. You laugh at misery because that's the way it has been and the way it will always be. Your attitude is indeed everything that is wrong with the world.
 
2013-07-11 06:27:56 PM

Joe Peanut: Peki: Joe Peanut: GoldDude: Joe Peanut: That should be 52,070,040 minutes.  You forgot to account for  2016, 2020, 2024, 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052, 2056, 2060, 2064, 2068, 2072, 2076, 2080, 2084, 2088, 2092, 2096, 2104, 2108 and  2112 being leap years.

/autistic

52,070,040 + 1 or 2... you forgot about leap-seconds.

Didn't forget them.  I just one who believes they should be abolished.  Too unpredictable, and causes far more problems than it solves.

And if you live in the Northern Hemisphere, I will laugh when you are bundled up in August.

/might take a few hundred thousands years, but I will still laugh
//have to go at some point and get evaluated for autism. I thought I was just weird. . .

Once the leap seconds start adding up to an hour or so, then add an hour or so.  To keep adding and sometimes subtracting a few miliseconds to each day following a random unpredictable pattern makes no sense.


It's not really "random," inasmuch as the wobble of the earth is "random" Every once in a while, the astronomers-that-be decide that we've gone off a little and to avoid adding whole minutes (when we already know what happens with just the hour shift during DST) they just add a second here and there, and it's not "to each day," it's only during the New Year, where they'll delay the year for a second or two. The addition/subtraction of seconds to EACH day doesn't really happen regularly, but only with major events (I think the earthquake that cause the Fukashima disaster slowed earth's rotation by a fraction of a second).
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-11 06:31:57 PM
I give him 5 minutes in the yard..........
 
2013-07-11 06:32:56 PM

Stantz: Sandwyrm: Stantz: A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.

A child gets raped.

With all due respect, fark you

Self-righteous drivel.

Every person has their own way of dealing with the horrors of living among other humans.  This picture:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 500x416]

It's funny.  The humor is predicated on you understanding his job description and the reason for it existing, and knowing the horrific effects an explosion sheathed in metal designed to shard has on a human body, especially in such close proximity.

We can spend our entire lives bemoaning the terrors we inflict upon each other, or we can grimly laugh at the barest whisper of comedy in an otherwise dreary existence and take some solace in the fact that the situation has been resolved in a somewhat satisfactory manner, unlike the countless similar cases that occurred in the past and may occur in the future.

We don't laugh because we gain joy from the girl's suffering.  We laugh because sometimes it's the only thing keeping us sane.

Stuff your indignation, sir.

and stuff your holier-than-thou attitude.

I am a parent. I will never laugh at the suffering of a child, not even to preserve my own sanity.

Your very eloquent speech falls on deaf ears. You stand by because you are indifferent. You laugh at misery because that's the way it has been and the way it will always be. Your attitude is indeed everything that is wrong with the world.


canestailgating.com
 
2013-07-11 06:33:54 PM

Stantz: I am a parent. I will never laugh at the suffering of a child, not even to preserve my own sanity.


I've been raped.

I laughed.

/seriously, if you've lost your sense of humor, your sanity went a long time ago
//humor is sometimes the ONLY way to deal with the shiat life throws at you
 
2013-07-11 06:35:03 PM
Stantz:

I am a parent. I will never laugh at the suffering of a child, not even to preserve my own sanity.

All humor is based on the misery of at least one party, albeit different grades.  All people were children at one point, and could still be considered children based on relative view points.

All you're doing is drawing an easy and arbitrary line, yelling "THIS FAR!!! NO FURTHER!!!" and pretending you're somehow better than everyone else.
 
2013-07-11 06:35:11 PM
Forgive me for bringing up a bit of economics, here.. but cheese sandwiches, heating and toilet paper cost money.  Bullets are about 89¢ each.
 
2013-07-11 06:39:42 PM

bunner: Forgive me for bringing up a bit of economics, here.. but cheese sandwiches, heating and toilet paper cost money.  Bullets are about 89¢ each.


I think the root of the reasoning behind imprisoning is society doesn't know exactly how far it's own culpability goes in the crimes committed by an individual.  If we ever develop social science to the point we can precisely assign blame for crimes, we would be a lot more morally free to perform capital punishment.

In cases like this, it does seem a little ludicrous to think society might be in any way responsible for the rape of a child, but I believe the general unformed feeling is to give the criminal the benefit of the doubt on the matter.
 
2013-07-11 07:02:31 PM
99 years in prison, WTF???  This guy could be facing more prison time for raping a 12 year old than most convicted murderers.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-11 07:03:37 PM

bunner: Forgive me for bringing up a bit of economics, here.. but cheese sandwiches, heating and toilet paper cost money.  Bullets are about 89¢ each.


And a perforated colon via "sex with a broomstick" is free. After which he will either get 'shanked' or die of sepsis following said forced mangina attack.
 
2013-07-11 07:16:31 PM
To be fair, she was autistic and unable to ask for it.
 
2013-07-11 07:17:32 PM
This is tagged as asinine, but the diet cola fiasco from yesterday was tagged sick?

I know this is fark, but c'mon subby...
 
2013-07-11 07:19:43 PM

Great Janitor: 99 years in prison, WTF???  This guy could be facing more prison time for raping a 12 year old than most convicted murderers.


iamokaywiththis.jpg
 
2013-07-11 07:23:47 PM

Cyno01: AliceBToklasLives: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Subby thinks all autistic people are savants.

Shouldnt we at least be encouraging positive stereotypes instead of just lumping the autistics in with all the other window licking tards like we used to?


Someone sounds like an aspie. Did you get fired from McDonald's or something?
 
2013-07-11 07:26:35 PM

Great Janitor: 99 years in prison, WTF???  This guy could be facing more prison time for raping a 12 year old than most convicted murderers.


Most murderers 'face' that and more. What they, and he, actually get is a different story.
 
2013-07-11 07:28:33 PM

darth_badger: If the girl is rocking then he'll come knocking.


You son of a biatch.

/I lol'd
 
2013-07-11 07:42:32 PM

Stantz: Sandwyrm: Stantz: A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.

A child gets raped.

With all due respect, fark you

Self-righteous drivel.

Every person has their own way of dealing with the horrors of living among other humans.  This picture:

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 500x416]

It's funny.  The humor is predicated on you understanding his job description and the reason for it existing, and knowing the horrific effects an explosion sheathed in metal designed to shard has on a human body, especially in such close proximity.

We can spend our entire lives bemoaning the terrors we inflict upon each other, or we can grimly laugh at the barest whisper of comedy in an otherwise dreary existence and take some solace in the fact that the situation has been resolved in a somewhat satisfactory manner, unlike the countless similar cases that occurred in the past and may occur in the future.

We don't laugh because we gain joy from the girl's suffering.  We laugh because sometimes it's the only thing keeping us sane.

Stuff your indignation, sir.

and stuff your holier-than-thou attitude.

I am a parent. I will never laugh at the suffering of a child, not even to preserve my own sanity.

Your very eloquent speech falls on deaf ears. You stand by because you are indifferent. You laugh at misery because that's the way it has been and the way it will always be. Your attitude is indeed everything that is wrong with the world.


You sound concerned.
 
2013-07-11 07:50:58 PM
You guys are missing the point.  Was she hot?

/ runs away
// reaaally fast
 
2013-07-11 08:03:42 PM

calbert: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Woman with autistic son in car arrested for DUI after testing 3.8625 times the legal limit

Autistic high school football player kicks game winning field goal for 23.9967 to 20.9967 upset victory

Autistic boy placed in "therapy" bag to control outbursts. In other news, there are 673 teeth on a gym bag zipper

<etc.>


but this time around? this headline?

I suppose if I'd caught those others I'd have learned by now. Dreadfully sorry.
 
2013-07-11 08:08:38 PM

Great Janitor: 99 years in prison, WTF???  This guy could be facing more prison time for raping a 12 year old than most convicted murderers.


most convicted murderers would cut their own throat before harming a child.  There are things you don't do, even when you are the scum of the earth.  The brief time I spent in jail(DUI) was educational.  From the most "respected" man down to the prison biatch, all agree children are sacrosanct.  If this guy is convicted, the AB will give a membership out to the guy who ends him.  Extra points for making him suffer first.  89 cents may buy a bullet, but an unlocked door is free.

/monopoly is popular with the Serrenos, Nortenias, and Bloods
//bones is popular with everyone, but we didn't have them because some jerk decided to try and swallow one
///slashies for never, ever going back there
 
2013-07-11 08:17:21 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: calbert: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Woman with autistic son in car arrested for DUI after testing 3.8625 times the legal limit

Autistic high school football player kicks game winning field goal for 23.9967 to 20.9967 upset victory

Autistic boy placed in "therapy" bag to control outbursts. In other news, there are 673 teeth on a gym bag zipper

<etc.>

but this time around? this headline?

I suppose if I'd caught those others I'd have learned by now. Dreadfully sorry.


your comment just provided a launch pad, none of that was towards you.

no worries.
 
2013-07-11 08:40:15 PM
"Autistic"?

I thought that was just a male condition where you feel anxious when talking to girls.  Or that you watched that new My Little Pony...
 
2013-07-11 09:04:55 PM

Joe Peanut: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.


Worst kind of autistic
 
2013-07-11 09:07:11 PM

Joe Peanut: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaYwTxDfmHU


Let's try that again.

Worst kind of Autistic
 
2013-07-11 09:10:19 PM

calbert: Mambo Bananapatch: calbert: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Woman with autistic son in car arrested for DUI after testing 3.8625 times the legal limit

Autistic high school football player kicks game winning field goal for 23.9967 to 20.9967 upset victory

Autistic boy placed in "therapy" bag to control outbursts. In other news, there are 673 teeth on a gym bag zipper

<etc.>

but this time around? this headline?

I suppose if I'd caught those others I'd have learned by now. Dreadfully sorry.

your comment just provided a launch pad, none of that was towards you.

no worries.


'Kay.  Also, I did point out that I was an idiot.
 
2013-07-11 09:13:48 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: 'Kay. Also, I did point out that I was an idiot.


You're an idiot too!? We should hang out some time!
 
2013-07-11 09:16:42 PM

Tarl3k: ArcadianRefugee: And people say rape is never funny....

great headline, great comment...very nice


Yah, thread over.
 
2013-07-11 09:36:16 PM

Sandwyrm: Stantz: A child gets raped, let's make a gag at the expense of her mild mental condition.


We don't laugh because we gain joy from the girl's suffering.  We laugh because sometimes it's the only thing keeping us sane.

Stuff your indignation, sir.


You know what, if you want to laugh at the headline, laugh at the headline, but I'm growing so farking tired of people hiding behind this "OMG if I didn't make utterly tasteless jokes about this I'd spend all day crying about it" bullshiat.  You have (as far as we know) no connection to this girl or this situation and while it's horrific, the circumstances were not driving you insane with grief.  I'll even go out on a limb and say that had this headline not been created you would not even have knowledge of it happening.

Just admit the truth: it didn't happen to me or mine, so it doesn't actually seem real, so its ok to laugh.  This gallows humor excuse is getting worn.
 
2013-07-11 09:57:25 PM

teenytinycornteeth: Just admit the truth: it didn't happen to me or mine, so it doesn't actually seem real, so its ok to laugh.  This gallows humor excuse is getting worn.


Except that's not true. It COULD be me or mine, and I would still laugh. That's the point. Laughing helps you deal with it. Because you know, at some point, when you're done playing the victim, you actually have to DEAL with it.

Laughing gets you past that. Sorry if your knickers get in a twist over it.
 
2013-07-11 10:06:53 PM
Not trying to necessarily defend this guy but, NONE of you know any of the facts and you've already found him guilty and sentenced him.

I think we could lots of money if we did away with our courts and just went to a lottery or public vote. WTF
 
2013-07-11 10:12:45 PM
Siiiiiiiiimon. Siiiiiimon liiiikes Arrrrrt.

/Loves me the Rain Man, but can't forget this.
 
2013-07-11 10:15:57 PM

Peki: teenytinycornteeth: Just admit the truth: it didn't happen to me or mine, so it doesn't actually seem real, so its ok to laugh.  This gallows humor excuse is getting worn.

Except that's not true. It COULD be me or mine, and I would still laugh. That's the point. Laughing helps you deal with it. Because you know, at some point, when you're done playing the victim, you actually have to DEAL with it.

Laughing gets you past that. Sorry if your knickers get in a twist over it.


So how were you "dealing" with this particular tragedy before someone broke through the immense pressure of it by making a joke about it?

Look, the fact is I don't care either way...it's a horrific tragedy, but I also don't get offended by jokes since in the end they don't have any bearing on whether this happens or the girl recovers or the man goes to jail.  But trying to convince people that you simply must laugh because otherwise you'd be rocking back and forth sobbing because you're just that damn sensitive to this story you never even heard of before ten minutes ago is extremely disingenuous and is just an easy out that keeps you from saying "I laughed heartily at an autism/rape joke"
 
2013-07-11 10:43:24 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Hey guys... what's going on in here?

/kinda obscure
 
2013-07-11 10:48:28 PM
I understand the man being arrested, but why is the girl he assaulted going to prison?
 
2013-07-11 11:11:02 PM

teenytinycornteeth: But trying to convince people that you simply must laugh because otherwise you'd be rocking back and forth sobbing because you're just that damn sensitive to this story you never even heard of before ten minutes ago is extremely disingenuous and is just an easy out that keeps you from saying "I laughed heartily at an autism/rape joke"


Fair enough, but that's not what I was attempting to say. For people WHO HAVE LIVED THROUGH IT, humor is often the only way to deal, so people who say "You're being disrespectful because you wouldn't if it happened to you" are just as ridiculous as people who make snap judgments otherwise. I was at the scene of the double homicide of two very good friends of mine, and cracked a joke about how the last time I'd seen one of them alive two days prior she was singing, "If you're going through hell. . ."

To come down on someone for making a joke of a horrible situation is just as disingenuous and disrespectful for the people who are just trying to deal with nonsensical tragedies in their lives. I'm sure my friend was cracking up at the joke, at the same time as she was cussing out the detective who bungled the investigation.

/we are all human. Nothing human is foreign to me.
//and yeah, for that instance, cracking jokes seemed like a much better way to handle the situation than collapsing into a heaping pile of sobs, which is what I REALLY wanted to do, but I had restaurant staff looking up to me and my then-husband to be leaders in a very farked situation. Having an emotional breakdown at that point in time was not an option for me.
 
2013-07-11 11:27:20 PM

calbert: Insurance companies refuse to pay for care of severe juvenile autism patients, which can run up to $100,000 per year, or $8333.33 per month, or $1923.08 per week, or $273.97 per day, or $11.42 per hour, or $0.19 per minute. Definitely


Huh, so at absolute maximum use a single Car2Go could earn $200,000/yr?  Wow.
 
2013-07-11 11:32:09 PM
I'm an excellent commenter.
 
2013-07-12 12:18:55 AM

ArcadianRefugee: And people say rape is never funny....


I felt bad for smirking.

Not that bad, however. Autism has great comic potential.
 
2013-07-12 01:12:58 AM

calbert: Mambo Bananapatch: I am an idiot. Somebody please explain the headline to me.

Woman with autistic son in car arrested for DUI after testing 3.8625 times the legal limit

Autistic high school football player kicks game winning field goal for 23.9967 to 20.9967 upset victory

Autistic boy placed in "therapy" bag to control outbursts. In other news, there are 673 teeth on a gym bag zipper

Sleeping autistic boy left on school bus for 2.82639615 hours

Search for missing autistic boy in day 6.10417

Autistic boy missing in Southern California woods who can't see the forest through the 993,054 trees

Autistic teen missing. His last known location was 41.733683, -87.555472

There is a 99.69503341784% chance that the Lulzsec hacker is autistic

Autistic photographers capture beauty at the Cherry Blossom Festival which is going on in DC for another 257 hours, 17 minutes, 37 seconds

For over 17,544 hours, Dragonfly Forest has offered a traditional 7200 minute summer camp experience for autistic children

Autistic girl rescued after being stranded in swamp for 4 days, 7 hours, 33 minutes and 19 seconds

Autistic boy climbs 6.03746-foot fence and onto rollercoaster track at Mall of America

Autistic students get their own school. It's 125.67 feet long and made of 657,924 bricks

New smartphone app helps doctors diagnose autism, can be downloaded in only 28.6712869105 seconds

1.3525546 in 50.3535546 kids have autism

Scientists find 24 new genetic markers for autism, which can be arranged 6.2E23 ways. But who's counting

Report shows that effect of antidepressants on autism has been overstated by 39.4823474572 percent

Autism walk cut 7,920 seconds short due to nearly 27,154 gallons of rain, man

New definition of autism would exclude 6,270,199,439 people

Autism rates 497.81181619256 percent of what they were a decade ago

Autism rates are 28.141529768694978477683949% higher than previously thought

1.87 m tall Obama, who is the 44rd President and has been President f ...


Listing an exhaustive set of autism joke links is a metajoke in itself. And that makes me very happy.
 
2013-07-12 02:04:26 AM
lol, I did the math for fun and was like "5 to 99 years? Wow I farked up somehow." But I didn't. What a weird sentence.
 
2013-07-12 02:47:39 AM
/ Might be 

Zerocyde: lol, I did the math for fun and was like "5 to 99 years? Wow I farked up somehow." But I didn't. What a weird sentence.


I'll bite, am I missing the leap year period? Comes out to 365.2425  or 365.2424943883277....

/Not autistic
//Maybe
 
2013-07-12 07:02:24 AM
Wow! Lots of butt-hurt in this thread.
 
2013-07-12 08:23:38 AM

abhorrent1: Wow! Lots of butt-hurt in this thread.


I presumed that was de rigeur in a thread discussing the rape of a child.
 
2013-07-12 09:46:55 AM

Peki: teenytinycornteeth: But trying to convince people that you simply must laugh because otherwise you'd be rocking back and forth sobbing because you're just that damn sensitive to this story you never even heard of before ten minutes ago is extremely disingenuous and is just an easy out that keeps you from saying "I laughed heartily at an autism/rape joke"

/we are all human. Nothing human is foreign to me.
//and yeah, for that instance, cracking jokes seemed like a much better way to handle the situation than collapsing into a heaping pile of sobs, which is what I REALLY wanted to do, but I had restaurant staff looking up to me and my then-husband to be leaders in a very farked situation. Having an emotional breakdown at that point in time was not an option for me.


But that's not the situation here in this Fark thread where we're all safe and sound, away from the situation which happened to people we do not know.  Gallows humor is a genuine thing...but like everything else that has a specific purpose, it's been over used and diluted to the point where people use it as an excuse to make joke about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING at ANY TIME.  A situation like the one you were in sounds like a genuine emotional gallows humor response. But "hey, I read this article and it mentioned rape and autism...how can I make a joke about it for Fark and up my submission count" doesn't seem like someone's who's just barely holding it together emotionally, wanting to collapse in sobs about this story.
 
2013-07-12 11:18:22 AM

teenytinycornteeth: But that's not the situation here in this Fark thread where we're all safe and sound, away from the situation which happened to people we do not know.  Gallows humor is a genuine thing...but like everything else that has a specific purpose, it's been over used and diluted to the point where people use it as an excuse to make joke about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING at ANY TIME.  A situation like the one you were in sounds like a genuine emotional gallows humor response. But "hey, I read this article and it mentioned rape and autism...how can I make a joke about it for Fark and up my submission count" doesn't seem like someone's who's just barely holding it together emotionally, wanting to collapse in sobs about this story.


Speaking from experience, sometimes you have to crack a gallows humor joke about the horrible things humanity is capable of, like this.

Otherwise, you end up eating a bullet because of what you see and know about.
 
2013-07-12 11:35:48 AM
hardinparamedic:Speaking from experience, sometimes you have to crack a gallows humor joke about the horrible things humanity is capable of, like this.

Otherwise, you end up eating a bullet because of what you see and know about.


Thank you for missing everything I wrote about this subject.  I understand what the theory and concept is behind gallows humor.  I just don't buy that every time someone makes a rape joke, autism joke, dead baby joke it's because they're so overwraught with pain over the situation that if the don't joke abou it they'll collapse.  The key word in your statement is "sometimes".  I have to reiterate that I'm not offended by this joke, just because...well...I'm not...I just don't really honestly believe that it was necessary to make the joke because everyone in here was so broken up about this autistic girl being attacked that someone had to break the  silence and relieve the pressure. My point is that I think "I'm just laughing so I don't cry" has become a tired excuse that people use when they're called out on doing something offensive to someone else.
 
2013-07-12 11:38:03 AM

teenytinycornteeth: hardinparamedic:Speaking from experience, sometimes you have to crack a gallows humor joke about the horrible things humanity is capable of, like this.

Otherwise, you end up eating a bullet because of what you see and know about.

Thank you for missing everything I wrote about this subject.  I understand what the theory and concept is behind gallows humor.  I just don't buy that every time someone makes a rape joke, autism joke, dead baby joke it's because they're so overwraught with pain over the situation that if the don't joke abou it they'll collapse.  The key word in your statement is "sometimes".  I have to reiterate that I'm not offended by this joke, just because...well...I'm not...I just don't really honestly believe that it was necessary to make the joke because everyone in here was so broken up about this autistic girl being attacked that someone had to break the  silence and relieve the pressure. My point is that I think "I'm just laughing so I don't cry" has become a tired excuse that people use when they're called out on doing something offensive to someone else.


On the other hand, the simplest explanation is the best: Welcome to FARK. This is a website where people focus on trolling and inciting negative emotional stress in as many people as possible.

But you do have a point. Context is key to gallows humor.
 
2013-07-12 11:45:10 AM
That headline was artistic
 
2013-07-12 11:59:55 AM

hardinparamedic: On the other hand, the simplest explanation is the best: Welcome to FARK. This is a website where people focus on trolling and inciting negative emotional stress in as many people as possible.

But you do have a point. Context is key to gallows humor.


This kind of was my original point, actually. The very flowery and dramatic quote from Sandwyrm was:

"We don't laugh because we gain joy from the girl's suffering.  We laugh because sometimes it's the only thing keeping us sane."

After I'm done rolling my eyes I'd ask that you just say "i thought it was funny because I have a pretty dark and twisted sense of humor" rather than giving me your bullshiat story about being so overwrought at the state of humanity that if you didn't make jokes you'd have to kill yourself because you're just that sensitive to the suffering of every human being around you when actually the opposite is true.  The fact is we're so distant and unattached to this story that because it's simply text on a page with a few key buzzwords (autism amirite?) we can laugh and make jokes about it as if it were fiction.
 
2013-07-12 12:11:24 PM

teenytinycornteeth: After I'm done rolling my eyes I'd ask that you just say "i thought it was funny because I have a pretty dark and twisted sense of humor" rather than giving me your bullshiat story about being so overwrought at the state of humanity that if you didn't make jokes you'd have to kill yourself because you're just that sensitive to the suffering of every human being around you when actually the opposite is true.


Sorry, I have to disagree with you on this. I don't really know what your life experiences are, but having seen some truly (and lack of better description) "farked up shiat", including dealing with victims of child sexual assault, and also pointing out the fact that coping mechanisms develop based around that person's life experiences - there is a place for gallows humor, and people who usually deal with things like that have a messed up sense of humor, yes, but it's not a reflection of that person's personality or the way they treat fellow human beings.

Having a dark and twisted sense of humor is one thing. So is not being able to utilize it in the proper settings. But there is something to be said about the development of that AS a coping mechanism for dealing with psychological trauma, many times which that person may not have adequate outlets to seek help from.

teenytinycornteeth: The fact is we're so distant and unattached to this story that because it's simply text on a page with a few key buzzwords (autism amirite?) we can laugh and make jokes about it as if it were fiction.


Again, I don't see it as that in the least. Just because someone makes a joke based on the situation does not mean they are uncold, uncaring, or that they do not feel pain or horror at the situation at hand. But that doesn't mean all they have to express is righteous indignation over the internet, on a website who's very existance is qualified by snark and sarcastic commentary towards - at times - the worst of humanity.
 
2013-07-12 12:18:22 PM

hardinparamedic: teenytinycornteeth: After I'm done rolling my eyes I'd ask that you just say "i thought it was funny because I have a pretty dark and twisted sense of humor" rather than giving me your bullshiat story about being so overwrought at the state of humanity that if you didn't make jokes you'd have to kill yourself because you're just that sensitive to the suffering of every human being around you when actually the opposite is true.

Sorry, I have to disagree with you on this. I don't really know what your life experiences are, but having seen some truly (and lack of better description) "farked up shiat", including dealing with victims of child sexual assault, and also pointing out the fact that coping mechanisms develop based around that person's life experiences - there is a place for gallows humor, and people who usually deal with things like that have a messed up sense of humor, yes, but it's not a reflection of that person's personality or the way they treat fellow human beings.

Having a dark and twisted sense of humor is one thing. So is not being able to utilize it in the proper settings. But there is something to be said about the development of that AS a coping mechanism for dealing with psychological trauma, many times which that person may not have adequate outlets to seek help from.

teenytinycornteeth: The fact is we're so distant and unattached to this story that because it's simply text on a page with a few key buzzwords (autism amirite?) we can laugh and make jokes about it as if it were fiction.

Again, I don't see it as that in the least. Just because someone makes a joke based on the situation does not mean they are uncold, uncaring, or that they do not feel pain or horror at the situation at hand. But that doesn't mean all they have to express is righteous indignation over the internet, on a website who's very existance is qualified by snark and sarcastic commentary towards - at times - the worst of humanity.


I'm not trying to express righteous indignation.  Like I said, I'm not one of the pearl clutching folks that was offended...I just see a LOT of people using "gallows humor" as an excuse that somehow makes everything acceptable to joke about at any time rather than just saying "it's fark, I thought it was funny, cram it".
 
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