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(Sun News Network)   Don't you hate it when your kid tries to watch Spongebob Squarepants and he gets Big Dick Mechanics instead?   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 80
    More: Silly, Big Dick Mechanics, growers, Rogers' YTV On Demand, customer complaint  
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2013-07-11 08:03:19 PM  

lostcat: Mountain of a molehill.

Wasn't an ad. It was a preview image of the content. An image of two men side by side from the chest up, with no shirts on.


Pat Robertson would have vomited.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-11 08:07:08 PM  

RatMaster999: darth_badger: At least the kid didn't see "Spongeknob Squarenuts"


[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x365]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kE_mpGZFRv0

[1-media-cdn.foolz.us image 500x428]




NSFW the actual porn filled video

NSFW and if you couldn't finish to that, the Smurf farkfeast.
 
2013-07-11 08:09:12 PM  
Looks like an Ad for WWE or UFC
 
2013-07-11 08:12:16 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-11 08:15:49 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Nick Nostril: So they're calling the cable guy a "mechanic" now? Next you'll be calling them "engineers".

I use to work at a place where they referred to the janitors as the "custodial engineers".  It used to drive a kid (who was going to school to be mechanical engineer) in the office crazy.  His go-to phrase was, "Engineers make things.  They don't clean them."


I loved having the title Technical Sales Engineer just for driving those types crazy.
 
2013-07-11 08:17:41 PM  
On a similarly humorous vein, when doing a program search on a Time Warner cable box, if you don't type enough letters in, "Masterpiece Mystery" gets listed right above "Masturbating Coeds".
 
2013-07-11 08:27:54 PM  
That kid will be fine. Maybe he'll grow up to be a big dick mechanic himself?
 
2013-07-11 08:32:37 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Whatthefark: EvilEgg: Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.

/NTTAWWT

That's what I thought at frist too, but then I read this "Kett said Rogers received about 40 customer complaints within the first 24 hours".

That tells me it was a system wide problem, not just at their house.

Then at least 40 people system-wide are watching gay porn.


Seems low....
 
2013-07-11 08:34:28 PM  
Rogers
 
2013-07-11 08:36:14 PM  
viewaskew.com

Approves.
 
2013-07-11 09:34:24 PM  

Fano: RatMaster999: darth_badger: At least the kid didn't see "Spongeknob Squarenuts"


[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x365]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kE_mpGZFRv0

[1-media-cdn.foolz.us image 500x428]

NSFW the actual porn filled video

NSFW and if you couldn't finish to that, the Smurf farkfeast.


Thanks.  I know what I'm doing on my dinner break...
 
2013-07-11 10:10:19 PM  
But can they balance my tires??
 
2013-07-11 10:28:47 PM  
This guy is the counter-argument for any one saying that whoever is rich had earned it and deserve to have more tax breaks making it easier for them to maintain their wealth.  There should be a "Douche Tax"; a penalty for public display of douche-ness multiplied by number of claimants.

/inb4 that balloon stunt is proof that trickle-down economics works.
 
2013-07-11 10:58:09 PM  
carp, wrong thread. ctrl-tab fail.
 
2013-07-11 11:07:45 PM  
I'd rather have a Handy Manny, myself.
 
2013-07-11 11:09:19 PM  

KawaiiNot: That kid will be fine. Maybe he'll grow up to be a big dick mechanic himself?


Sure, with hard work and lots of practice anyone can grow up to be a big dick mechanic, but big dicked mechanics, on the other hand, are just born that way.
 
2013-07-11 11:26:24 PM  
Sounds like a bear on bear title, nttawwt
 
2013-07-12 12:04:22 AM  
Spongebob does seem kinda fruity.
 
2013-07-12 12:10:58 AM  

Whatthefark: EvilEgg: Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.

/NTTAWWT

That's what I thought at frist too, but then I read this "Kett said Rogers received about 40 customer complaints within the first 24 hours".

That tells me it was a system wide problem, not just at their house.


seems reasonable
 
2013-07-12 12:15:38 AM  

wambu: lostcat: Mountain of a molehill.

Wasn't an ad. It was a preview image of the content. An image of two men side by side from the chest up, with no shirts on.

Pat Robertson is vomit would have vomited.



fixed that for you
 
2013-07-12 01:47:55 AM  
Hate that company... GOOD. I hope they have another technical glitch and swap Christian Television Services (CTS) with Hardcore Anal Porn for an hour.
 
2013-07-12 02:14:49 AM  

sharphead: Hate that company... GOOD. I hope they have another technical glitch and swap Christian Television Services (CTS) with Hardcore Anal Porn for an hour.


Im sure the fundies would be offended, after seeing how many times they could cum in an hour.
 
2013-07-12 02:59:31 AM  
I have never had this problem with netflix, and it keeps a nice list of everything your account has watched.
 
2013-07-12 03:28:13 AM  
Okay, so this one time, I ordered a ROBOTECH book from Amazon for my then 11 year-old son, and he was sooo excited about it because it was a sequel, and when it arrived in the mail he ripped open the package and there it was... housewife porn.
The look of utter horror on his face at the sight of Busty Lady in the Arms of a Shirtless Sailor was priceless.
The weeks of vociferous indignation afterward, delivered in his squeaky 11 year-old nerd tongue as we waited for the correct delivery, really should have been recorded.
 
2013-07-12 04:02:06 AM  
Are you ready kids?
 
2013-07-12 07:41:55 AM  

Solid State Vittles: Did they fix the cable?


Did someone call for a plumber and a pizza?
 
2013-07-12 08:56:09 AM  

Nick Nostril: So they're calling the cable guy a "mechanic" now? Next you'll be calling them "engineers".


Engineers do not get sex. They have to wait for it.

pics.bbzzdd.com
 
2013-07-12 09:50:01 AM  
Spoogebob?
 
2013-07-12 10:29:47 AM  
So that's why SB's pants are square - all those layers of dried jizz made them crispy enough to keep a square shape.
 
2013-07-12 07:17:52 PM  

edmo: Gordon Bennett: Whatthefark: EvilEgg: Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.

/NTTAWWT

That's what I thought at frist too, but then I read this "Kett said Rogers received about 40 customer complaints within the first 24 hours".

That tells me it was a system wide problem, not just at their house.

Then at least 40 people system-wide are watching gay porn.

Seems low....


That's as many as four tens.
 
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