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(Sun News Network)   Don't you hate it when your kid tries to watch Spongebob Squarepants and he gets Big Dick Mechanics instead?   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 80
    More: Silly, Big Dick Mechanics, growers, Rogers' YTV On Demand, customer complaint  
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2013-07-11 05:45:09 PM
Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-11 05:51:08 PM
WAs it comcastic!
 
2013-07-11 05:54:37 PM
All those ads are targeted at past viewing choices.
/Just saying
 
2013-07-11 05:54:53 PM

EvilEgg: Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.

/NTTAWWT


That's what I thought at frist too, but then I read this "Kett said Rogers received about 40 customer complaints within the first 24 hours".

That tells me it was a system wide problem, not just at their house.
 
2013-07-11 05:55:11 PM
Daddy!  I learned a new use for axle grease today!
 
2013-07-11 05:55:28 PM

EvilEgg: Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.

/NTTAWWT


I swear I thought it was about auto repair!
 
2013-07-11 05:55:31 PM
Who lives in a condom thrown under the bed?
Spooge Bob NoPants!
 
2013-07-11 05:56:34 PM
so big package requires squarepants?
 
2013-07-11 05:57:17 PM
the real victims here are the ones who ordered Big Dick Mechanics.
 
2013-07-11 05:57:48 PM
i41.tinypic.com

Approves
 
2013-07-11 05:58:16 PM
Did they fix the cable?
 
2013-07-11 05:58:26 PM

Whatthefark: EvilEgg: Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.

/NTTAWWT

That's what I thought at frist too, but then I read this "Kett said Rogers received about 40 customer complaints within the first 24 hours".

That tells me it was a system wide problem, not just at their house.


Then at least 40 people system-wide are watching gay porn.
 
2013-07-11 05:58:35 PM

One, two, three! Three gloryholes! Ha ha ha!


1.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-07-11 06:00:02 PM

Whatthefark: EvilEgg: Someone in that house is watching gay porn for that ad to get served up.

/NTTAWWT

That's what I thought at frist too, but then I read this "Kett said Rogers received about 40 customer complaints within the first 24 hours".

That tells me it was a system wide problem, not just at their house.


You mean they normally don't track gay video viewing but someone checked the box somewhere to track it and push ads based on consumption to consumption?

/No I don't need to be larger.. or give her a hot time... damn spam.
 
2013-07-11 06:00:04 PM
"So what do I do now?"

How about you explain that sometimes boys like boys and girls like girls?
 
2013-07-11 06:00:53 PM

Shaggy0717: so big package requires squarepants?


Boot cut jeans are more comfortable. More (third) leg room.
 
2013-07-11 06:01:03 PM
FTA: "investigating the root cause"

Puntastic.
 
2013-07-11 06:01:35 PM
Does anyone other than me find it amusing that the company with the gay porn ad is named Roger?
 
2013-07-11 06:01:52 PM
I suspect those mechanics aren't very good at auto repair.
 
2013-07-11 06:03:23 PM
I sincerely hope the parents in question brought it to the company's attention in a rather "Hey, just a head's up.." way as opposed to getting all outragey.  There was no nudity, no cursing... what kid watching Spongbob will understand what "Big Dick Mechanics" means?

Or maybe their son is more advanced than they previously thought...
 
2013-07-11 06:04:32 PM

NutWrench: I suspect those mechanics aren't very good at auto repair.


I bet they are more focused on preventative maintenance. How to handle a dipstick and cleaning out your exhaust pipe.
 
2013-07-11 06:05:57 PM

NutWrench: I suspect those mechanics aren't very good at auto repair.


No but I bet they can wrench the driveshaft like no one else.
 
2013-07-11 06:09:47 PM
At least the kid didn't see "Spongeknob Squarenuts"


www.hollywoodreporter.com


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kE_mpGZFRv0
 
2013-07-11 06:10:22 PM

Do the needful: NutWrench: I suspect those mechanics aren't very good at auto repair.

I bet they are more focused on preventative maintenance. How to handle a dipstick and cleaning out your exhaust pipe.


and they keep their tools squeaky clean after using them. this is important stuff for the kids to learn
 
2013-07-11 06:11:24 PM
What he saw was totally on the opposite end of the spectrum of what he was supposed to be watching," McPherson said.

Not to be unsympathetic, but wouldn't the total opposite end of the spectrum from SpongeBob be straight porn?
 
2013-07-11 06:11:39 PM
Eh, he's getting a little old for cartoons anyway, and he's either going to learn about big-dicked mechanics this way or on the playground.

/or at the mechanic's
 
2013-07-11 06:13:04 PM
SpongeBob or gay porn...I think I'd rather my son watch the latter.

Homosexuality does not ruin civilization, folks. Annoying stupid farkin' kids shows do!
 
2013-07-11 06:13:19 PM
So they're calling the cable guy a "mechanic" now? Next you'll be calling them "engineers".
 
2013-07-11 06:14:38 PM

darth_badger: At least the kid didn't see "Spongeknob Squarenuts"


[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x365]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kE_mpGZFRv0


There's nothing good that could come from that... Now I have to go scrub my eyeballs.
 
2013-07-11 06:18:38 PM
Part I was awesome, but wasn't that impressed with the 2nd installment.
 
2013-07-11 06:20:04 PM
Big Dick Mechanics, eh?  I expect a full review on the fluid dynamics, structural stiffness, mechanical resonance, and include in your conclusion an explanation for the sources of error, including expected growth versus actual growth on my desk by Monday.
 
2013-07-11 06:22:19 PM
Biggist Dickus!
 
2013-07-11 06:24:02 PM
Spongebob and Squidward are just good friends.
 
2013-07-11 06:30:36 PM
Well that just threw a Monkey Wrench into everything. At least they can get a sponge to clean things up.
 
2013-07-11 06:31:16 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
Gay.
 
2013-07-11 06:32:03 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
Gay.
 
2013-07-11 06:32:31 PM

Nick Nostril: So they're calling the cable guy a "mechanic" now? Next you'll be calling them "engineers".


"Dispensing an erection!"
 
2013-07-11 06:33:03 PM

Hobodeluxe: Do the needful: NutWrench: I suspect those mechanics aren't very good at auto repair.

I bet they are more focused on preventative maintenance. How to handle a dipstick and cleaning out your exhaust pipe.

and they keep their tools squeaky clean after using them. this is important stuff for the kids to learn


Exactly. There is more to being a mechanic than just crankshafts, pistons and rear ends. Sometimes your vehicle just needs a little TLC.
 
2013-07-11 06:34:42 PM
The gays are either getting too lax in their recruitment attempts or, as I suspect, are ratcheting them up. Since the homo agenda has effectively destroyed all aspects of traditional marriage and family in this once great nation they can now step up getting their one and only true goal: putting it to our children.

Thats what their goal has been all along and now that they convinced us they're just like us regular people they're stepping up their game and sending out their pervo messages right in programming aimed at our kids.

First they softened them up with subtle homosexuality lust that just oozes between Patrick and Spongebob, even going as far as to tell the kids right in the title that it's 'square' to wear pants because they love pants less children.

Then right after they become transfixed on the interspecies man lovefest and dropped their britches so they don't seem 'square' BOOM giant penised mechanic dude breaks their wills and they are gay.

This is what the gays do, when it all goes sideways dont pretend nobody told you.
 
2013-07-11 06:40:01 PM

Nick Nostril: So they're calling the cable guy a "mechanic" now? Next you'll be calling them "engineers".


MWA-HA-HA!
s16.postimg.org

RIP CABLE GUY.
 
2013-07-11 06:41:21 PM
Tyler Durden isn't even trying to be subtle anymore...
 
2013-07-11 06:46:54 PM
Gay agenda at work
 
2013-07-11 06:56:19 PM

Nick Nostril: So they're calling the cable guy a "mechanic" now? Next you'll be calling them "engineers".


I use to work at a place where they referred to the janitors as the "custodial engineers".  It used to drive a kid (who was going to school to be mechanical engineer) in the office crazy.  His go-to phrase was, "Engineers make things.  They don't clean them."
 
2013-07-11 07:13:18 PM
Wouldn't complaining about that ad be a hate crime in canada?
 
2013-07-11 07:17:28 PM

darth_badger: At least the kid didn't see "Spongeknob Squarenuts"


[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x365]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kE_mpGZFRv0


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-07-11 07:33:12 PM
Mountain of a molehill.

Wasn't an ad. It was a preview image of the content. An image of two men side by side from the chest up, with no shirts on.
 
2013-07-11 07:33:30 PM
Isn't all of Canada Gay?
 
2013-07-11 07:41:17 PM

BillyRayBob: Isn't all of Canada Gay?


That maple leaf symbolizes their discarded shame.
 
2013-07-11 07:51:06 PM

litmusdragon: [i41.tinypic.com image 460x288]

Approves


He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called...
 
2013-07-11 07:59:43 PM
Teh ghey pr0n was meant for Patrick.

i.imgur.com
 
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