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(MSNBC)   Sarah Palin (R-ussia from my house) goes full grizzly on Sen. Mark Begich. Note: You should never go full grizzly   (tv.msnbc.com) divider line 212
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2013-07-11 03:03:16 PM
I'd be happy to compare my record of fighting for Alaska with Sarah Palin['s], but it doesn't seem fair since she never finished the job. -MB

She's gonna need a trip to cooler climes to soothe that burn.
 
2013-07-11 03:07:54 PM

Dr Dreidel: I'd be happy to compare my record of fighting for Alaska with Sarah Palin['s], but it doesn't seem fair since she never finished the job. -MB

She's gonna need a trip to cooler climes to soothe that burn.


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2013-07-11 03:10:23 PM
Oh, FOAD you vacuous twunt
 
2013-07-11 03:13:11 PM
Who is this Sarah Palin person and why should I care?
 
2013-07-11 03:14:18 PM
In the meantime, we suppose we'll see much more playing of the ol' Washington political game using those inside D.C. reporters each time you have to distract from yet another bad vote for Alaska in the U.S. Senate.

She even types in "ignorant yokel".
 
2013-07-11 03:21:14 PM
The Fb comments under the pic referenced are just as mouth-breathingly, brain-hurtingly stupid as you could possibly imagine..

So When is Someone going to Have BO ARRESTED AND TRIED FOR TREASON ? ARE we going to Wait Until He Completely Destroys Our Nation Or Takes Away Our Freedoms ? He is Guilty we Know he is !
He Should Not Even Be in Office He should be In Jail toBegin With for Voter Fraud and then Charged and Sentenced to YEARS IN PRISON !!! There HAS TO BE A REAL American in Our Republic Some Where Who Is a PATRIOT Who will Defend Our Rights and The CONSTITUTION !!!
OR are You Like Every One Else Just Trying to Make Money Off the Rest Of U.S.A.ll ?
One Republic Nation Under God !!!
 
2013-07-11 03:21:33 PM

Blues_X: In the meantime, we suppose we'll see much more playing of the ol' Washington political game using those inside D.C. reporters each time you have to distract from yet another bad vote for Alaska in the U.S. Senate.

She even types in "ignorant yokel".


♪ Some folk will never eat a skunk,
♫ but then again, some folk'll
♪ like Sarah, the slack-jawed yokel
 
2013-07-11 03:30:56 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Who is this Sarah Palin person and why should I care?


She still has nice cans
 
2013-07-11 03:37:45 PM

Blues_X: In the meantime, we suppose we'll see much more playing of the ol' Washington political game using those inside D.C. reporters each time you have to distract from yet another bad vote for Alaska in the U.S. Senate.

She even types in "ignorant yokel".


I love how a former Fox New correspondent talks about "Inside DC reporters"
 
2013-07-11 03:53:09 PM

markie_farkie: So When is Someone going to Have BO ARRESTED AND TRIED FOR TREASON ? ARE we going to Wait Until He Completely Destroys Our Nation Or Takes Away Our Freedoms ? He is Guilty we Know he is !
He Should Not Even Be in Office He should be In Jail toBegin With for Voter Fraud and then Charged and Sentenced to YEARS IN PRISON !!! There HAS TO BE A REAL American in Our Republic Some Where Who Is a PATRIOT Who will Defend Our Rights and The CONSTITUTION !!!
OR are You Like Every One Else Just Trying to Make Money Off the Rest Of U.S.A.ll ?
One Republic Nation Under God !!!


Can you translate this for me? I don't speak FB-Moronese
 
2013-07-11 03:58:14 PM

markie_farkie: The Fb comments under the pic referenced are just as mouth-breathingly, brain-hurtingly stupid as you could possibly imagine..

So When is Someone going to Have BO ARRESTED AND TRIED FOR TREASON ? ARE we going to Wait Until He Completely Destroys Our Nation Or Takes Away Our Freedoms ? He is Guilty we Know he is !
He Should Not Even Be in Office He should be In Jail toBegin With for Voter Fraud and then Charged and Sentenced to YEARS IN PRISON !!! There HAS TO BE A REAL American in Our Republic Some Where Who Is a PATRIOT Who will Defend Our Rights and The CONSTITUTION !!!
OR are You Like Every One Else Just Trying to Make Money Off the Rest Of U.S.A.ll ?
One Republic Nation Under God !!!


Dad?
 
2013-07-11 04:02:35 PM
Has she ever actually confirmed whether she lives in the farking state anymore? Because it's telling when you get worked up over criticism that's valid and true.
 
2013-07-11 04:03:02 PM

HawgWild: Blues_X: In the meantime, we suppose we'll see much more playing of the ol' Washington political game using those inside D.C. reporters each time you have to distract from yet another bad vote for Alaska in the U.S. Senate.

She even types in "ignorant yokel".

♪ Some folk will never eat a skunk,
♫ but then again, some folk'll
♪ like Sarah, the slack-jawed yokel


Some folks'll never lose a race
but then again some folk'll
like Sarah, the slack-jawed yokel.

// I kin see Russia from up here! ...HEY RUSSIA - GET OFF THE DANGED ROOF!
 
2013-07-11 04:13:08 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: markie_farkie: So When is Someone going to Have BO ARRESTED AND TRIED FOR TREASON ? ARE we going to Wait Until He Completely Destroys Our Nation Or Takes Away Our Freedoms ? He is Guilty we Know he is !
He Should Not Even Be in Office He should be In Jail toBegin With for Voter Fraud and then Charged and Sentenced to YEARS IN PRISON !!! There HAS TO BE A REAL American in Our Republic Some Where Who Is a PATRIOT Who will Defend Our Rights and The CONSTITUTION !!!
OR are You Like Every One Else Just Trying to Make Money Off the Rest Of U.S.A.ll ?
One Republic Nation Under God !!!

Can you translate this for me? I don't speak FB-Moronese


"I use WND as a source of information"
 
2013-07-11 04:20:34 PM

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: markie_farkie: So When is Someone going to Have BO ARRESTED AND TRIED FOR TREASON ? ARE we going to Wait Until He Completely Destroys Our Nation Or Takes Away Our Freedoms ? He is Guilty we Know he is !
He Should Not Even Be in Office He should be In Jail toBegin With for Voter Fraud and then Charged and Sentenced to YEARS IN PRISON !!! There HAS TO BE A REAL American in Our Republic Some Where Who Is a PATRIOT Who will Defend Our Rights and The CONSTITUTION !!!
OR are You Like Every One Else Just Trying to Make Money Off the Rest Of U.S.A.ll ?
One Republic Nation Under God !!!

Can you translate this for me? I don't speak FB-Moronese

"I use WND as a source of information"


Huh... I must need more study

/I was sure it said "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
 
2013-07-11 04:28:29 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, FOAD you vacuous twunt


Did she really compare herself to Margret Thatcher? I'm no fan of Maggie, but at least she had some substance and was capable of saying things that weren't completely pants-on-head retarded.

Vacuous twunt is generous for Sarah.
 
2013-07-11 04:40:09 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /I was sure it said "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"


In certain dialects, yes.

Derp is a rich and lively language, with many nuances and subtleties
 
2013-07-11 04:55:04 PM
Margaret Thatcher used to say, "I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left."

I see irony is lost on this... Thing.
 
2013-07-11 05:05:53 PM
Mark Begich:

d.gr-assets.com


Sarah Palin:

digitaldeconstruction.com
 
2013-07-11 05:18:33 PM
Grizzlies curl up in a ball and cry when things don't go their way?
 
2013-07-11 05:20:18 PM
Margaret Thatcher used to say, "I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left."

That is one of the stupidest f*cking things I've ever heard in my life.
 
2013-07-11 05:24:39 PM

markie_farkie: The Fb comments under the pic referenced are just as mouth-breathingly, brain-hurtingly stupid as you could possibly imagine..

[snip rant]


Five years ago or so, if I were to read a comment such as this, I would assume (with a 95% confidence level) that its author was engaged in hyperbole or outright trolling. These days...
 
2013-07-11 05:46:09 PM

MrBallou: Vacuous twunt is generous for Sarah.


Indeed.

She lacks the warmth and depth.
 
2013-07-11 05:47:28 PM
Sarah Palin goes full grizzly on Sen. Mark Begich

It goes without saying that you shouldn't cross a grizzly. Sen. Mark Begich just learned that the hard way.
Sarah Palin-former Alaska governor, failed vice candidate, and America's most famous Mama Grizzly



i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-11 05:51:58 PM
Can't we just ignore her?
 
2013-07-11 05:58:56 PM
howgoodisthat.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 06:13:29 PM

thamike: Sarah Palin goes full grizzly on Sen. Mark Begich

It goes without saying that you shouldn't cross a grizzly. Sen. Mark Begich just learned that the hard way.
Sarah Palin-former Alaska governor, failed vice candidate, and America's most famous Mama Grizzly


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Yes, Mama Grizzlies. An animal notorious for lashing out without thinking and killing innocent hikers who posed no threat at all, and just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.  What a great animal to aspire to.
 
2013-07-11 06:20:26 PM
So the vicious grizzly attack was to post pictures of Begich standing beside the leaders of his own party?  Yep, she's still got it.
 
2013-07-11 06:39:27 PM
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Has a pit for Sarah to play in.
 
2013-07-11 06:40:15 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Who is this Sarah Palin person and why should I care?


I think she's the reason the Republican party doesn't have the Senate right now.
 
2013-07-11 06:40:41 PM
Who is this strange woman impersonating Lisa Ann?
 
2013-07-11 06:41:43 PM
Sarah Palin's tactics are similar to the Romans at Cannae.  Charge forward into the enemy, confident in your own superiority, and- hey, how did we get surrounded?
 
2013-07-11 06:41:45 PM
waitasecondwecanjustignoreher.jpg
 
2013-07-11 06:42:03 PM

Mentat: So the vicious grizzly attack was to post pictures of Begich standing beside the leaders of his own party?  Yep, she's still got it.


The "it." of course, is brain damage.
 
2013-07-11 06:43:04 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Who is this Sarah Palin person and why should I care?


Everyone needs someone to hate-fark.
 
2013-07-11 06:45:44 PM
Mark Begich officially knows more about everything than Sarah Palin, if only by virtue of knowing to have a tweet war on actual Twitter instead of facebook.

I think I like this guy.  I know little to nothing about him, but anyone that can pull a Coolidge and completely own someone ranting at them with a couple one-clause sentences off the top of his head before going back to work has at least some redeeming qualities.
 
2013-07-11 06:45:46 PM
Really, Mark? Really?

Margaret Thatcher used to say, "I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." So, thank you, Mark Begich, for making me and others exceptionally cheery today! Mark, after looking at your voting record I can see why you are looking for a distraction. You have voted FOR Obamacare, FOR massive tax increases, FOR carbon taxes which could cost Alaskans 21,000 jobs, AGAINST pro-life legislation, and there's so much more. You even flip-flopped to oppose the nation's balanced budget amendment. You agree with, and vote with, ultra-liberal Senators Chuck Schumer and Harry Reid approximately 90% of the time. Mark, you recently said, "Alaskans pick who they want based on what's good for Alaska." Couldn't agree more, Mark, which is why many hope to see great changes for our great state following the upcoming 2014 election. In the meantime, we suppose we'll see much more playing of the ol' Washington political game using those inside D.C. reporters each time you have to distract from yet another bad vote for Alaska in the U.S. Senate. It cheers us up and gives us good opportunity to remind Alaskans just how loyal to the Obama agenda you have been.

- Sarah Palin

 Typical argument with a wom....err grizzly bear.  She completely misses the point of the argument.
 
2013-07-11 06:46:16 PM
Who? Is this Bristol Palin's grandmother?
 
2013-07-11 06:48:40 PM

Dr Dreidel: I'd be happy to compare my record of fighting for Alaska with Sarah Palin['s], but it doesn't seem fair since she never finished the job. -MB

She's gonna need a trip to cooler climes to soothe that burn.


i44.tinypic.com 

oh, twitter... i hate you so much but this is farking gold
 
2013-07-11 06:49:01 PM
It goes without saying that you shouldn't cross a grizzly. Sen. Mark Begich just learned that the hard way.

Yeah...I'm pretty sure he didn't, given that Palin's "responses" are just the usual idiotic far-right ranting.

Here's a hint for whoever reads things more complicated than comic strips to Mrs. Palin: accusing a person of voting for Democratic policies and standing with Democrats works better if the person you're accusing ISN'T A DEMOCRAT.

Farking retard.

/I know, it's an insult to retards to be compared to Sarah Palin.  I'm sorry.
 
2013-07-11 06:53:54 PM

markie_farkie: The Fb comments under the pic referenced are just as mouth-breathingly, brain-hurtingly stupid as you could possibly imagine..

So When is Someone going to Have BO ARRESTED AND TRIED FOR TREASON ? ARE we going to Wait Until He Completely Destroys Our Nation Or Takes Away Our Freedoms ? He is Guilty we Know he is !
He Should Not Even Be in Office He should be In Jail toBegin With for Voter Fraud and then Charged and Sentenced to YEARS IN PRISON !!! There HAS TO BE A REAL American in Our Republic Some Where Who Is a PATRIOT Who will Defend Our Rights and The CONSTITUTION !!!
OR are You Like Every One Else Just Trying to Make Money Off the Rest Of U.S.A.ll ?
One Republic Nation Under God !!!


Gave up FB over crap like that.
 
2013-07-11 06:55:45 PM
She wildshaped into a grizzly bear?.
 
2013-07-11 06:59:06 PM

what_now: Blues_X: In the meantime, we suppose we'll see much more playing of the ol' Washington political game using those inside D.C. reporters each time you have to distract from yet another bad vote for Alaska in the U.S. Senate.

She even types in "ignorant yokel".

I love how a former Fox New correspondent talks about "Inside DC reporters"


And don't forget that Rupert Murdoch is not a member of the mainstream media.
 
2013-07-11 06:59:08 PM

ObamaTheOmnipotent: Really, Mark? Really?

Margaret Thatcher used to say, "I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." So, thank you, Mark Begich, for making me and others exceptionally cheery today! Mark, after looking at your voting record I can see why you are looking for a distraction. You have voted FOR Obamacare, FOR massive tax increases, FOR carbon taxes which could cost Alaskans 21,000 jobs, AGAINST pro-life legislation, and there's so much more. You even flip-flopped to oppose the nation's balanced budget amendment. You agree with, and vote with, ultra-liberal Senators Chuck Schumer and Harry Reid approximately 90% of the time. Mark, you recently said, "Alaskans pick who they want based on what's good for Alaska." Couldn't agree more, Mark, which is why many hope to see great changes for our great state following the upcoming 2014 election. In the meantime, we suppose we'll see much more playing of the ol' Washington political game using those inside D.C. reporters each time you have to distract from yet another bad vote for Alaska in the U.S. Senate. It cheers us up and gives us good opportunity to remind Alaskans just how loyal to the Obama agenda you have been.

- Sarah Palin
 Typical argument with a wom....err grizzly bear.  She completely misses the point of the argument.


It looks more like someone wrote a canned response for her.
 
2013-07-11 07:01:33 PM

Emposter: It goes without saying that you shouldn't cross a grizzly. Sen. Mark Begich just learned that the hard way.

Yeah...I'm pretty sure he didn't, given that Palin's "responses" are just the usual idiotic far-right ranting.

Here's a hint for whoever reads things more complicated than comic strips to Mrs. Palin: accusing a person of voting for Democratic policies and standing with Democrats works better if the person you're accusing ISN'T A DEMOCRAT.

Farking retard.

/I know, it's an insult to retards to be compared to Sarah Palin.  I'm sorry.

i1.ytimg.com


"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."
"Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"
 
2013-07-11 07:06:12 PM
Please, Republicans, please, go back to believing that Palin is a really smart, really capable, really authentic individual and not just a moderately attractive grifter looking to roll a few more conservatives rubes for a couple of dollars and cents.  It would give me great pleasure to see her front and center at the next RNC convention, in primetime, introducing the next Republican candidate for the presidency.  Make it happen.

Signed, A Democrat
 
2013-07-11 07:06:25 PM

Jim_Callahan: Mark Begich officially knows more about everything than Sarah Palin, if only by virtue of knowing to have a tweet war on actual Twitter instead of facebook.

I think I like this guy.  I know little to nothing about him, but anyone that can pull a Coolidge and completely own someone ranting at them with a couple one-clause sentences off the top of his head before going back to work has at least some redeeming qualities.


No, no he really doesn't.  But even a used-up SOS pad can look brilliant when pitted against Sarah P.
 
2013-07-11 07:08:58 PM

dr_blasto: Mentat: So the vicious grizzly attack was to post pictures of Begich standing beside the leaders of his own party?  Yep, she's still got it.

The "it." of course, is brain damage.


Hey, now.  Her kid has literal congenital brain damage and seems relatively chill for a little dude and doesn't say retarded shiat all the time.  E.g. he's demonstrably smarter than his mother.

Clearly she's got some kind of bigger issue going on in there.
 
2013-07-11 07:09:59 PM

Fart_Machine: ObamaTheOmnipotent: Really, Mark? Really?

Margaret Thatcher used to say, "I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." So, thank you, Mark Begich, for making me and others exceptionally cheery today! Mark, after looking at your voting record I can see why you are looking for a distraction. You have voted FOR Obamacare, FOR massive tax increases, FOR carbon taxes which could cost Alaskans 21,000 jobs, AGAINST pro-life legislation, and there's so much more. You even flip-flopped to oppose the nation's balanced budget amendment. You agree with, and vote with, ultra-liberal Senators Chuck Schumer and Harry Reid approximately 90% of the time. Mark, you recently said, "Alaskans pick who they want based on what's good for Alaska." Couldn't agree more, Mark, which is why many hope to see great changes for our great state following the upcoming 2014 election. In the meantime, we suppose we'll see much more playing of the ol' Washington political game using those inside D.C. reporters each time you have to distract from yet another bad vote for Alaska in the U.S. Senate. It cheers us up and gives us good opportunity to remind Alaskans just how loyal to the Obama agenda you have been.

- Sarah Palin
 Typical argument with a wom....err grizzly bear.  She completely misses the point of the argument.

It looks more like someone wrote a canned response for her.


What the heck is an ultra-liberal? Do they wake up in the morning to have abortions on their way to pick up their unemployment check to go buy the escalade that will be used to pick up all the food from the SNAP program they're in so they can feed all the undocumented workers living in their home?

/did i miss anything?
 
2013-07-11 07:10:46 PM

CygnusDarius: She wildshaped into a grizzly bear?.


No, she is just crazy. She is not a sixth level druid.
 
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