Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Indy Channel)   Left hand blue, right hand blue, left foot blue, right foot blue   ( ) divider line
    More: Sad, tornadoes, inventions  
•       •       •

12887 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2013 at 2:54 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

44 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
2013-07-11 02:56:28 PM  
Goodnight silly naked fun party time man
2013-07-11 02:57:43 PM  
Left hand, grave.
Right hand, grave.

/and so on
2013-07-11 03:01:03 PM  
HOTY material
2013-07-11 03:03:34 PM  
Nice work on the headline, Subs.  Go ahead and take the rest of the day off, you've earned it.
2013-07-11 03:10:20 PM

RIP Breaker of Fifties-era Sexual Uptightness.
2013-07-11 03:21:09 PM
2013-07-11 03:22:03 PM  
Slow clap, subby.
2013-07-11 03:31:09 PM  
Great headline.

Came for Tobias.

Leaving satisfied.
2013-07-11 03:31:43 PM  
2013-07-11 03:36:32 PM  
I knew what this story was about just by reading the headline. Good work there, subby, let's vote this mother up!
2013-07-11 03:49:47 PM  
Epic Headline!
2013-07-11 03:52:02 PM  


2013-07-11 04:09:36 PM  
The last time I played Twister a drunk girl farted on me.
2013-07-11 04:22:22 PM  
two by two
2013-07-11 04:34:49 PM  
River Tam does her best grumpy cat impression.
2013-07-11 04:35:04 PM  
That headline was worth it. +1
2013-07-11 04:35:10 PM
2013-07-11 04:36:07 PM  
Now I have that old commercial stuck in my head...
2013-07-11 04:57:56 PM
I'll just leave this here.
2013-07-11 04:58:40 PM  
I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired.
2013-07-11 05:01:36 PM  
2013-07-11 05:08:42 PM

2013-07-11 05:17:23 PM  
2013-07-11 05:19:12 PM  

theurge14: The last time I played Twister a drunk girl farted on me.

Careful now, some farkers pay extra for that.
2013-07-11 05:24:13 PM  
da ba dee da ba die...
2013-07-11 05:52:15 PM

2013-07-11 06:13:24 PM  
Entertainment HOTY? Probably not, but could be Context HOTY.

2013-07-11 06:17:33 PM  
I'll just leave this here.
2013-07-11 06:25:33 PM  
Well done, OP.

The same headline crossed my mind too.
2013-07-11 06:58:03 PM  
BRAVO,  subby!!!
2013-07-11 08:06:32 PM
2013-07-11 08:14:05 PM  
We played that in the mid-to-end-70es at parties. Sometimes not fully clothed. It was all game and fun until a guy tried to make some artistic action and broke his wrist...
2013-07-11 08:36:05 PM  
For you old farkers

/not too obscure
2013-07-11 08:38:22 PM  

Bung_Howdy: For you old farkers

[ image 218x167]

/not too obscure

"You think it's all just fun and games, don't you, son?"
2013-07-11 08:39:51 PM
2013-07-11 09:10:46 PM  
Context HOTY candidate.
2013-07-11 09:12:28 PM  

Lorelle: Now I have that old commercial stuck in my head...

How about a Weird Al song instead?
2013-07-11 09:21:55 PM  

Loud_Mouth_Soup: Left hand, grave.
Right hand, grave.

/and so on

Ummm, yeah...sometimes you've just got to appreciate the headline and resist the temptation to improve on it
2013-07-11 09:33:38 PM  
His funeral is being delayed until they can find the correct-shape casket he can fit into.
2013-07-11 10:38:58 PM  
Dead bodies turn green.
2013-07-11 11:05:04 PM  
Two by two, hands of blue?
2013-07-12 04:11:45 AM  
They say they don't make headlines like this anymore, but you proved them wrong, subby. You proved them wrong.
2013-07-12 04:12:28 AM  
2013-07-12 08:25:09 AM  
Has anyone yet mentioned that this headline is quite nifty?
Displayed 44 of 44 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.