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(UPI)   Researchers at the N.S. Sherlock Institute say cheerful, relaxed people have fewer heart attacks   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, coronary artery disease, sudden cardiac death, coronary disease, stents, Johns Hopkins University, bypass surgery, heart attacks  
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220 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Jul 2013 at 4:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-11 02:58:59 PM  
Been proven at more places than just the N S Sherlock Inst!
2013-07-11 03:10:30 PM  
2013-07-11 03:47:54 PM  
More reason they deserve a good stabbing.
2013-07-11 04:32:26 PM
2013-07-11 04:42:56 PM  
I began to submit this will an all-caps headline but I think I stroked out for a few minutes there
2013-07-11 05:28:14 PM  
I'm experiencing myocardial infarktion right now. Oh, Elizabeth..!
2013-07-11 05:40:36 PM  
They're the ones pissing everyone off!
2013-07-11 05:41:17 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: I'm experiencing myocardial infarktion right now. Oh, Elizabeth..!

The theme song is now playing in my head.

It's a good thing.

Gonna go learn how to play it.

2013-07-12 09:11:38 AM  
What about depressed, calm people?
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