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(   More proof that you can't leave your Brit out in the sun for too long   ( divider line 4
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17391 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2013 at 4:31 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-11 04:59:03 PM  
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Back when I worked at a large marine life park in Florida, we had plenty of visitors from the UK; they came in two colors: pasty white, and lobster red.
2013-07-11 04:52:07 PM  
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A while back I was talking to a group of my coworkers and for some reason made a reference to peeling from a sunburn. Two of the group were black, one was a very dark-complexioned Latina, another, an olive-complexioned Italian-American, and the last a very dark Asian-American. They all just stared uncomprehendingly at me and I realized none of them had probably ever had such an experience.
2013-07-11 04:44:34 PM  
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2013-07-11 04:37:34 PM  
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AGremlin: "Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun."

Rudyard Kipling

Noel Coward, actually.
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