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(Mirror.co.uk)   Charlie Sheen flies to Scotland to hunt Loch Ness monster. SWIMMING   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 16
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2013-07-11 03:29:17 PM  
Wow, he looks like hell. All of the drugs one can imbibe is a helluva drug.

Is it really possible that with all our technology we really can't find the farking thing? Same goes for Yeti and aliens. I understand you can't prove a negative, you can never prove with certainty the things don't exist but you can narrow it down pretty far.
 
2013-07-11 04:20:01 PM  
This just in, Scotland experiencing sudden alcohol shortage.
 
2013-07-11 04:28:52 PM  

Bermuda59: This just in, Scotland experiencing sudden alcohol shortage.


Nevermind.  He just urinated.  Loch Ness is officially an 180 proof hallucinogenic liquid with a high concentration of THC and is being invaded by a new invasive species of poppies.
 
2013-07-11 04:40:08 PM  
Quick, revoke his passport.  You can keep him, Scotland.
 
2013-07-11 04:46:18 PM  
The moment he jumps in he will be heavily fined for polluting a public waterway.
 
2013-07-11 05:00:27 PM  
Wait a sec, is the Loch Ness Monster now a euphemism for a honking great line of coke?
 
2013-07-11 05:01:48 PM  
See kids? You take enough Ecstasy, you'll try to f*ck goddamn near anything.
 
2013-07-11 05:12:08 PM  
He saw him 3 times yesterday while snorting blow off a hooker's ass.
 
2013-07-11 05:28:13 PM  
We've already "found" the Loch Ness Monster.   It's either:

• Sub-surface currents that flow opposite to surface currents, and/or logs and debris caught therein
• Misidentified marine animals that travel up the River Ness into Loch Ness from the ocean.
• Misidentified animals native to the area.
• Deliberate hoaxes
 
2013-07-11 05:39:55 PM  
Well... if ANYONE can find the Loch Ness monster it would be a rockstar from mars wouldn't it ?
 
2013-07-11 05:54:13 PM  
Just like his career, he's trying to find something that hasn't existed for a long time, if ever.
 
2013-07-11 05:55:00 PM  
Studies done of Loch Ness have indicated there are not enough food sources to support a large animal in the waters, let alone what would have to be at least a family of large animals.
 
2013-07-11 06:08:55 PM  
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2013-07-11 06:15:55 PM  
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2013-07-11 06:30:32 PM  

fortean chicken: We've already "found" the Loch Ness Monster.   It's either:

• Sub-surface currents that flow opposite to surface currents, and/or logs and debris caught therein
• Misidentified marine animals that travel up the River Ness into Loch Ness from the ocean.
• Misidentified animals native to the area.
• Deliberate hoaxes


Circus elephants, actually.

I'm serious. Seems that the shoreline there is a long traveled path for small European circuses. You know, the little two ring jobs. The elephants would bathe in the Loch and of course an elephant mostly submerged in water, looks, from the opposite bank, a lot like a sea monster.
 
2013-07-11 06:38:29 PM  
Wow.   Charlie Sheen Vacations in Scotland would have just been too boringly accurate and would never have generated clicks, eh media?
 
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