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(Fox News)   Harrison Ford single. Geriatriphiles rejoice   ( divider line
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19609 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2004 at 1:40 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-01-08 11:16:37 AM  
Feh! Bastard is farking Ally McBeal, so he's hardly single.

2004-01-08 11:40:41 AM  
I've been told that his wife divorced him because he became "scruffy looking." He responded by saying, "Who's 'scruffy looking'?"
2004-01-08 11:45:50 AM  
Ally McBeal? She must be down to about 75 lbs by now.
2004-01-08 11:55:03 AM  
Hmm. On one hand he's just got a divorce, on the other he's already got Skeletor lined up. Technically he is now single, but I clicked on the article thinking he'd dumped her.
2004-01-08 12:12:40 PM  
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"Make no mistake..."
2004-01-08 01:43:21 PM  
Next up, Harrison Ford for Depends
2004-01-08 01:44:42 PM  
toothpick-shaped 20-somethings may rejoice, but certainly nobody his age and a normal (human) shape shoud get terribly excited.

2004-01-08 01:44:51 PM  
Harrison Ford......

I'd hit it.

2004-01-08 01:45:46 PM  
he is old. and he has done some shiatty movies of late.

but I still like Harrison Ford.
2004-01-08 01:48:15 PM  
Alzheimer's and anorexia - two great tastes that go great together.
2004-01-08 01:48:18 PM  
Harrison and Calista must be the only people in the country who don't believe Ford is, in fact, an old man.
2004-01-08 01:48:26 PM  
Harrison is a pimp, its about time he got ride of his nasty wife.
2004-01-08 01:48:26 PM  
I can't believe no one has said it yet:

He's technically Han "not so" Solo


Come join the party in my head
2004-01-08 01:48:57 PM  
Is he a vegetarian? 'Cause Flockhart's got no meat, man.

Wake up, Indy!
2004-01-08 01:49:33 PM  
When asked about the divorce, Ford shouted, "Hey you kids...get off my lawn!" before climbing into his vehicle and plowing into a nearby Farmers' Market.
2004-01-08 01:49:56 PM  
Your dog wants a little steak on those bones.
2004-01-08 01:50:21 PM  
In related news, Melissa Mathison now single.

/crickets chirping
2004-01-08 01:50:32 PM  
I'd hit it, but I'd be afraid of breaking it in half...

...Ally McSqueal that is, not Harrison
2004-01-08 01:51:08 PM  
I'd fark Harrison Ford.
2004-01-08 01:52:07 PM  
Calista Flockhart has DSL.
2004-01-08 01:52:20 PM  
Met him at the Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole when I was working at the FM station there...Lord...1985...eons ago...and let me say, without the make-up, he's certainly nothing to look at. Didn't realize it was him for quite some time, even though we were sitting next to each other at the bar. Good conversationalist, but seriously, wouldn't have recognized his face if not for his voice.
2004-01-08 01:52:38 PM  
I told him...the possibility of successfully navigating an marriage in Hollywood is approximately 3,720 to 1.

You wouldn't believe what he told me.
2004-01-08 01:53:11 PM  
My dad looks like Calista Flockharts(Ally McBeal) Dad. No really we were in a restaurant that her dad frequents and the owner came over for a talk and addressed my dad as such. Maybe if we play are cards right I can get ford's autograph next time where in that area.
2004-01-08 01:53:15 PM  
Radworld4, you are a nerd for knowing that number.

Then again, I'm a nerd for knowing that it's the right number.
2004-01-08 01:54:04 PM  
I believe you mean gerontophiles.
2004-01-08 01:54:28 PM  
Ford is hardly old-looking. You dudes with your receding hair lines would give your left nut to look as good as him at his age.
2004-01-08 01:55:08 PM  
Where's the attraction in hittin' a broomstick? Ford's always been rumored to be well hung. Like throwin a sausage at a keyhole.
2004-01-08 01:55:24 PM  
Been banging Calista Fliockhart for two years, and just now the divorce is final? Feh- "Hollywood" couples suck-
2004-01-08 01:56:02 PM  
You should get a job with me because no one ever gets the reference.

Works in nerd hell. But the pay is good.
2004-01-08 01:56:44 PM  
Yeah, well, get back to me when YOU turn 61. You might not think it's so OLD then.

The only truth here is that Calista is a bag of brittle bones.
2004-01-08 01:56:58 PM  
What's the old saying? "Flat as a board, but easy to lay."?
2004-01-08 01:57:35 PM  
I work in Nerdville. I'm a scientist.
2004-01-08 01:58:21 PM  
More importantly, will Brett Farve be able to play on Sunday in spite of this?
2004-01-08 01:58:55 PM  
Why doesn't someone tell him how stupid he looks with an earing. I used to think he was so cool after Star Wars, but as I got older I realized, No..he's an asshole. At least as far as I can tell from interviews anyway. Never met him...don't much care too.
2004-01-08 01:59:39 PM  
Who the hell cares?
2004-01-08 01:59:47 PM  
Rad: I think he might be able to pull out his best game this season. He works well under pressure.

you are so going to hell Mr. Rad.
2004-01-08 02:00:04 PM  
I'd hit it.
2004-01-08 02:00:16 PM  
COWBOY SPENCER she has DSL's but its obvious, she never
2004-01-08 02:00:17 PM  
Is it just me or does it seem that Han hasn't done a good movie since the the last Indy film? Which is too bad, because he was always one of my faves.
2004-01-08 02:00:28 PM  
edognight: 13 years shy of your life expectancy is OLD.
2004-01-08 02:00:57 PM  
From what I've heard, Flockhart doesn't have an eating disorder. She's just incredibly skinny due solely to genetics. My last roommate was the same way. She ate crazy amounts of food and was totally healthy, but 6 ft tall and skinny as a stick.
2004-01-08 02:01:10 PM  
"hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side"

/how can you not love the guy?!
2004-01-08 02:01:16 PM  
You'd think he'd find something a little nicer to tap. Or three or four somethings nicer.
2004-01-08 02:01:34 PM  
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2004-01-08 02:01:35 PM  
GurneyHalleck: Reguarding Henry was good...
2004-01-08 02:02:18 PM  
Huh? Harrison Ford was in Apocalypse Now? When? Where?
2004-01-08 02:02:20 PM  
Also, Calista isn't so young herself. She turns 40 this year. It's not really that much of a May/December thing...more like October/December
2004-01-08 02:02:39 PM  
"you are so going to hell Mr. Rad."

Going? I expect to have a front office...overlooking the magma pit. Pretty nice actually.
2004-01-08 02:02:47 PM  
Bagu - Ford is hardly old-looking. You dudes with your receding hair lines would give your left nut to look as good as him at his age.

Libertarian geekazoids - wait, that's a tautology - well, poor things, they spend most of their time in their bedrooms, wishing someone liked them.
2004-01-08 02:06:02 PM  
"Harrison Ford was in Apocalypse Now?"

The very beginning, when Sheen is meeting with the intel guys and they're briefing him on Kurtz and giving him his mission. Ford is there in the room and he has a couple of lines, and then that's it.
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