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(Daily Mail)   Oh, *you* like broccoli? You f*cking elitist   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-07-11 03:07:02 PM  
*facepalm*


Elitist? Seriously?
 
2013-07-11 03:27:18 PM  
Mostly he just likes chopping broccoli, chopping broccoli, chopping broccola-ah-ie.
 
2013-07-11 03:31:24 PM  

Sybarite: Mostly he just likes chopping broccoli, chopping broccoli, chopping broccola-ah-ie.


Dammit! Now I've got that running through my brain. :-D
 
2013-07-11 03:38:00 PM  
My 2 yr old certainly is an elitist.  That is one of her favorite foods.  Little snot face needs to be knocked down a few pegs.
 
2013-07-11 03:38:48 PM  
Numerous serious journalists chimed in on the scandal, which was quickly deemed broccoli-gate.'

This being the Daily Fail I'm sure it was said un-ironically.
 
2013-07-11 03:39:25 PM  
Trust some zombie to get cheesed about broccoli
 
2013-07-11 03:39:33 PM  

Sybarite: Mostly he just likes chopping broccoli, chopping broccoli, chopping broccola-ah-ie.


Man, I haven't thought about Dana Carvey in forever.
 
2013-07-11 03:39:41 PM  
President Barack Obama is finding himself in hot water after declaring on Wednesday that his favorite food is broccoli

jesus just farking kill yourselves already
 
2013-07-11 03:39:45 PM  
I feel like I'm reliving the same story from like 2007.
 
2013-07-11 03:39:51 PM  
Can someone modify the "eating crackers" graphic to "eating broccoli"?
 
2013-07-11 03:40:14 PM  

hb0mb: My 2 yr old certainly is an elitist.  That is one of her favorite foods.  Little snot face needs to be knocked down a few pegs.


Arugula can't be far behind.

Give her a 64 ounce big gulp just to be sure.
 
2013-07-11 03:42:28 PM  
he might even be a more pathological liar than Clinton.  is he gonna lie about his favorite color too?
 
2013-07-11 03:43:18 PM  

Jackson Herring: jesus just farking kill yourselves already


You should be glad conservatives hate broccoli.  Just imagine what John Hawkins could do with it in his gastrointestinal tract.
 
2013-07-11 03:43:51 PM  
How Real Americans™ eat broccoli:

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-11 03:44:20 PM  
This is one seriously stupid and farked up nation.
 
2013-07-11 03:45:29 PM  
I see MSNBC is still ignoring this important story...
 
2013-07-11 03:45:34 PM  
fly this shiatty planet into the sun, it's over folks
 
2013-07-11 03:46:10 PM  

SlothB77: he might even be a more pathological liar than Clinton.  is he gonna lie about his favorite color too?


Don't worry, Issa will be announcing hearing to investigate what Obama's real favorite food is. This is the scandal that will finally bring him down.
 
2013-07-11 03:46:48 PM  

hb0mb: My 2 yr old certainly is an elitist.  That is one of her favorite foods.  Little snot face needs to be knocked down a few pegs.


Kids like anything you can pull apart and eat in large chunks raw.

Real men like broccoli chopped up and sprinkled on their pizza with some peppers and olives.  Om nom nom.

Seriously, though, the whole point of broccoli is that it's cheap, easy to cook, and can be grown in like 90% of north america with just water for a season or two.  It's about as far from elitist as it gets, farking salt is harder to obtain and prepare than that.

JusticeandIndependence: hb0mb: My 2 yr old certainly is an elitist.  That is one of her favorite foods.  Little snot face needs to be knocked down a few pegs.

Arugula can't be far behind.

Give her a 64 ounce big gulp just to be sure.


It's not a proper soda unless it outweighs your child.

//Is it weird that I eat about the least healthily of anyone I've ever seen but still love vegetables?
 
2013-07-11 03:47:37 PM  
Couldn't at all be specifically because George Sr.'s famous statement about broccoli years earlier.

Nope...Obama's the biggest lying liar that ever elitisted in the history of Western civilization.
 
2013-07-11 03:48:57 PM  

SlothB77: he might even be a more pathological liar than Clinton.  is he gonna lie about his favorite color too?


There's being a partisan, and then there's needing some sense smacked into you.  You just stepped from one column into the other.
 
2013-07-11 03:49:08 PM  

SlothB77: he might even be a more pathological liar than Clinton.  is he gonna lie about his favorite color too?


You've got to be kidding, right?

God, please tell me you're kidding.
 
2013-07-11 03:49:56 PM  

SlothB77: he might even be a more pathological liar than Clinton.  is he gonna lie about his favorite color too?


We get it, his favorite color is Blah!
 
2013-07-11 03:50:25 PM  
legalize it!
 
2013-07-11 03:53:33 PM  

nmrsnr: Sybarite: Mostly he just likes chopping broccoli, chopping broccoli, chopping broccola-ah-ie.

Man, I haven't thought about Dana Carvey in forever.


Just watch How To Be A Gentleman with your eyes closed. You'd swear it was the Church Lady talking to Nick Nolte.

/Netflix! Except I CANNOT forgive them for getting rid of The Bombing of Germany. One of the greatest documentaries ever made. Certainly a must-see in preparation for our next big war.
 
2013-07-11 03:53:59 PM  
That article is really long for something that doesn't matter at all.
 
2013-07-11 03:54:24 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: This is one seriously stupid and farked up nation.


Imagine if an alien civilization actually made contact with us right now. They land on a planet full of (ostensibly) intelligent life, and find said life arguing that a lifeform that likes broccoli is elitist.

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-11 03:55:18 PM  

timujin: But you keep on digging, moron.


This.
 
2013-07-11 03:55:43 PM  
By my count this is three scandals the right wing has tried to create in regards to Obama being elitist because of what he eats. Broccoli, mustard, and arugula.
And they wonder why no one takes their "scandals" seriously.
 
2013-07-11 03:55:53 PM  

Headso: legalize it!


Then only criminals would grow broccoli or something...
 
2013-07-11 03:56:12 PM  
What bothers me worse is that they're claiming that he's "lying" because in the past he's said he liked pizza, and tends to eat junk food. Saying that you LIKE a certain food doesn't mean that it's your goddam favorite food.

What a bunch of shiat. Better trot out Benghazi again, the media's getting desperate(The current Benghazi story doesn't have legs, so it won't last out the day, IMHO).
 
2013-07-11 03:58:46 PM  
Is Broccolighazi a scandal yet?
 
2013-07-11 03:59:23 PM  
I'll admit it.  I love broccoli.  Especially since it gives me incredibly stinky gas.
 
2013-07-11 03:59:52 PM  
Broccoli is not an elitist food. Dijon mustard, on the other hand...
 
2013-07-11 04:00:29 PM  
Vitamins and fiber are for FILTHY COMMUNISTS!

Any good Republican is always constipated.
 
2013-07-11 04:00:33 PM  
Wait, are they seriously upset over this?

Elitist for liking something that is about ninety-cents per pound?

What in the actual fark.
 
2013-07-11 04:01:33 PM  
And then the Daily Mail fed Obama his REAL favorite food:

Stupid reactions to his trolling.
 
2013-07-11 04:01:47 PM  

Testiclaw: Wait, are they seriously upset over this?

Elitist for liking something that is about ninety-cents per pound?

What in the actual fark.


Look at him, eating broccoli like he owns the place.

Honestly, he could've said McDonald's hamburgers and they would've flipped their sh*t.
 
2013-07-11 04:02:33 PM  
If he was a real American he would prefer corn-dogs
 
2013-07-11 04:02:40 PM  
I love broccoli, too.  Though it's not my favorite food.  Possibly my favorite veggie, though.  Love broccolini and broccoli rabe (rapini), too.
 
2013-07-11 04:03:32 PM  
Still, ya gotta love how these stupid playground type insults and good-old boy tactics being thrown at the President even after the whole Snowden flap.

Where is the Republican Party's outrage over Obama supporting the NSA program?

But no, making fun of Obama's eating choices isn't such a hot potato.
 
2013-07-11 04:03:48 PM  

Diogenes: I love broccoli, too.  Though it's not my favorite food.  Possibly my favorite veggie, though.  Love broccolini and broccoli rabe (rapini), too.


Broccoli rape is delicious
 
2013-07-11 04:03:52 PM  
Broccolighazi, here we come. Can we please just dig a big hole, put a bunch of chickens down there and then fill the farker in after all the rightists have stripped down and jumped in?
 
2013-07-11 04:04:03 PM  
Perhaps he meant deep fried broccoli.
 
2013-07-11 04:04:34 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: Broccoli rape is delicious


I eat it by the 40 lb. box.
 
2013-07-11 04:04:35 PM  

whidbey: Still, ya gotta love how these stupid playground type insults and good-old boy tactics being thrown at the President even after the whole Snowden flap.

Where is the Republican Party's outrage over Obama supporting the NSA program?

But no, making fun of Obama's eating choices isn't such a hot potato.


Well, they're fascist trash. They like the NSA shiat.
 
2013-07-11 04:04:55 PM  
If Obama's lying about broccoli, what other stuff is he lying about?


(don't say Benghazi. don't say Benghazi)Benghazi?
 
2013-07-11 04:06:30 PM  

SlothB77: he might even be a more pathological liar than Clinton.  is he gonna lie about his favorite color too?


You mean President Romney?
 
2013-07-11 04:06:56 PM  
This is a thing? This is actually a thing? Like, in all seriousness, someone is actually outraged by this? Someone is really making this a thing to be outraged by?


Just.........................NO.
 
2013-07-11 04:07:55 PM  
Looks like it's time to strip broccoli from the farm bill.  That'll show that farking elitist!
 
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