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(Detroit Free Press)   Wouldn't it be more appropriate for "the Worm" to start a brand of tequila?   (freep.com) divider line 20
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2013-07-11 12:36:38 PM
Mezcal, subby.  No worms in tequila.
 
2013-07-11 01:49:31 PM
No, vodka suits most alcoholics quite well.

/although usually it's that cheap ole popov.
 
2013-07-11 02:22:13 PM

Z-clipped: Mezcal, subby.  No worms in tequila.


Done in one
 
2013-07-11 02:54:37 PM
www.wwe.com
Did somebody say "worm"?
 
2013-07-11 03:32:54 PM
Should be "Bag Boy" - as in douche bag.
 
2013-07-11 04:20:17 PM
What's next? Bill Laimbeer whine?
 
kab
2013-07-11 04:29:29 PM
i1.ytimg.com

agrees
 
2013-07-11 04:50:24 PM

ChrisDe: What's next? Bill Laimbeer whine?


www.halloffamememorabilia.com
 
2013-07-11 04:56:58 PM
In the bitter watches of the night, when all your life seems to shrink, the walls of your bower closing in about you, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in... treat yourself to the bold taste of a Bad Boy.
 
2013-07-11 04:59:17 PM
man seeing both words in quotes together gave me a flashback more than it should have. My alias at Ultrazone (laser tag) in jr high was The Worm :D still have the yahoo email I think heh
 
2013-07-11 06:29:17 PM

ChrisDe: What's next? Bill Laimbeer whine?


it would have to be better than his combat basketball game.
 
2013-07-11 06:43:25 PM

grimlock1972: ChrisDe: What's next? Bill Laimbeer whine?

it would have to be better than his combat basketball game.


Now that's a fact
 
2013-07-11 07:44:01 PM
Any moran can sell vodak with good marketing.  This is the equivalent of putting Dark Eyes into a Grey Goose bottle and busting it out at the dorm party.

Scratch that.  This is the equivalent of putting Fleischman's into a Skol bottle and drinking it alone with a cheeseburger.   Classy.
 
2013-07-11 09:31:34 PM

Rapmaster2000: Any moran can sell vodak with good marketing.  This is the equivalent of putting Dark Eyes into a Grey Goose bottle and busting it out at the dorm party.

Scratch that.  This is the equivalent of putting Fleischman's into a Skol bottle and drinking it alone with a cheeseburger.   Classy.


Yep. I'm baffled at how easy it is to sell flavored vodka to idiots.
 
2013-07-11 09:52:51 PM

FormlessOne: Rapmaster2000: Any moran can sell vodak with good marketing.  This is the equivalent of putting Dark Eyes into a Grey Goose bottle and busting it out at the dorm party.

Scratch that.  This is the equivalent of putting Fleischman's into a Skol bottle and drinking it alone with a cheeseburger.   Classy.

Yep. I'm baffled at how easy it is to sell flavored vodka to idiots.


Premium vodka is the biggest marketing hustle ever created.  This article is fascinating.  The inventor of Grey Goose even says it's no better than Smirnoff.

http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/bizfinance/biz/features/10816/

And so was born one of the most astonishing brands in the history of distilled spirits. Grey Goose vodka, invented from thin air that summer morning, had as yet no distillery, no bottle, and-perhaps the most pressing order of business-no vodka. Yet this past June, almost exactly eight years after Sidney Frank gave name to this nonexistent liquor, Grey Goose was sold to Bacardi for more than $2 billion. Cash. (To understand how much that is, consider that IBM's personal-computer business, nurtured, honed, and advertised since 1981, recently sold for $1.75 billion.)
 
2013-07-12 07:06:50 AM

Rapmaster2000: Premium vodka is the biggest marketing hustle ever created.  This article is fascinating.  The inventor of Grey Goose even says it's no better than Smirnoff.


This. There are differences in whiskey. There are differences in gin. There are differences in tequila. There are no differences in vodka. I have to find it online, but there has been test after test which show that drinkers with brand loyalties for the other beverages mentioned can pick their brand out of a blind line-up of choices. But put a bunch of vodka drinkers loyal to one brand in a blind taste test and they are not able to pick theirs out of the line-up.
 
2013-07-12 07:37:23 AM

Rapmaster2000: FormlessOne: Rapmaster2000: Any moran can sell vodak with good marketing.  This is the equivalent of putting Dark Eyes into a Grey Goose bottle and busting it out at the dorm party.

Scratch that.  This is the equivalent of putting Fleischman's into a Skol bottle and drinking it alone with a cheeseburger.   Classy.

Yep. I'm baffled at how easy it is to sell flavored vodka to idiots.

Premium vodka is the biggest marketing hustle ever created.  This article is fascinating.  The inventor of Grey Goose even says it's no better than Smirnoff.

http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/bizfinance/biz/features/10816/

And so was born one of the most astonishing brands in the history of distilled spirits. Grey Goose vodka, invented from thin air that summer morning, had as yet no distillery, no bottle, and-perhaps the most pressing order of business-no vodka. Yet this past June, almost exactly eight years after Sidney Frank gave name to this nonexistent liquor, Grey Goose was sold to Bacardi for more than $2 billion. Cash. (To understand how much that is, consider that IBM's personal-computer business, nurtured, honed, and advertised since 1981, recently sold for $1.75 billion.)


To be fair, you can make the same bottle of vodka over and over for 20 years, and it still does the job.
 
2013-07-12 06:04:46 PM
If you walk without rythm you won't atract the Worm.
 
2013-07-12 06:06:26 PM
derbyimages.woot.com
 
2013-07-12 06:13:54 PM
Marketing is certainly what sells the product.  But there are perceptible differences between vodkas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO077nu2m5E
 
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