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(WAFF Huntsville)   KY Intense Arousal Gel stimulates post office to eject workers   (waff.com) divider line 34
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2013-07-11 12:57:18 PM  
Postal officials haven't said exactly where the package was heading but it was to someone in the entertainment industry. Robinson said that, as they do in similar circumstances, they will contact the sender and advise them on how to better pack their packages to prevent future incidents.

Gold.
 
2013-07-11 12:58:26 PM  
Yup, just as I thought. the post office is full of jack-offs.
 
2013-07-11 12:59:46 PM  
Well, I didn't see that coming.
 
2013-07-11 01:00:01 PM  
on a slightly related note I went to mail a package last week after a trip to the farmers market where I apparently got blue berry juice all over my hands and then on the package. It looked dark red on the box and I had to fight with 3 postal employees trying to explain to them that it wasn't blood. Even after showing them the purple stains on my fingers, they made me cover the rest of the stains with white tape labels

/csb
 
2013-07-11 01:00:24 PM  
Someone pulled a *huge* boner.

images.tribe.net

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-11 01:09:53 PM  
This happens quite often, but it never stops them from taking your Victoria's Secret catalog into the bathroom for a read, then delivering it with shiat stain fingerprints all over it.
/used to be a mailman
 
2013-07-11 01:11:04 PM  
Hey, from the photo I can't tell. Was that response team guy in full SCBA?

You know, there's been a few where SCBA going down there woulda been a good idea.

/WOOF!
 
2013-07-11 01:13:17 PM  
www.heyterry.com

/appropriate
//since I got this joke from Drew
 
2013-07-11 01:14:59 PM  
If you need "Intense Arousal" gel, you're doing it wrong.

OW! IT BUUUUUURNS!

/wifey is fine with good 'ol regular KY
 
2013-07-11 01:16:10 PM  
Guntersville??
Why don't YOU walk to Guntersville?

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-11 01:17:37 PM  
Article makes a slippery slope argument to the validity of the chemical spill

4/10
 
2013-07-11 01:23:41 PM  
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
 
2013-07-11 01:30:05 PM  
Robinson said that, as they do in similar circumstances, they will contact the sender and advise them on how to better pack their packages to prevent future incidents.

newslang89.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 01:31:41 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [www.heyterry.com image 421x590]

/appropriate
//since I got this joke from Drew


Damnit.... you beat me

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-07-11 01:37:36 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: This happens quite often, but it never stops them from taking your Victoria's Secret catalog into the bathroom for a read, then delivering it with shiat stain fingerprints all over it.
/used to be a mailman


At least you had a hobby.
 
2013-07-11 01:46:29 PM  

Maud Dib: Guntersville??
Why don't YOU walk to Guntersville?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Wow! That's an oldie.

/local
 
2013-07-11 01:55:07 PM  
non-hazardous methanol

? Methanol is a poison that can be absorbed through the skin. However the ingredients for this jelly are listed as:

PEG 8 , Propylene Glycol , Hydroxypropyl Cellulose , Tocopherol , Fragrance , Niacin

So whoever screwed up in identifying this "hazard".

darch: /wifey is fine with good 'ol regular KY


I'm sorry your wife doesn't get aroused and self lubricates (that is unless you are sticking it up the pooper).

BTW: "K-Y Intense Arousal Gel for Her" is not a lube and shouldn't be used as one.
 
2013-07-11 01:57:39 PM  
Proof positive that those stupid things do absolutely nothing of value.  If it worked as advertised, the whole post office and every customer that happened by would have been in one squirmy, squishy pile in the middle of the floor, knocking nasties with whatever moved.
 
2013-07-11 02:07:04 PM  

HairBolus: non-hazardous methanol

? Methanol is a poison that can be absorbed through the skin. However the ingredients for this jelly are listed as:

PEG 8 , Propylene Glycol , Hydroxypropyl Cellulose , Tocopherol , Fragrance , Niacin

So whoever screwed up in identifying this "hazard".

darch: /wifey is fine with good 'ol regular KY

I'm sorry your wife doesn't get aroused and self lubricates (that is unless you are sticking it up the pooper).

BTW: "K-Y Intense Arousal Gel for Her" is not a lube and shouldn't be used as one.


K-Y : Now a great souce of niacin and riboflavin.

WTF?
 
2013-07-11 02:15:38 PM  

HairBolus: non-hazardous methanol

? Methanol is a poison that can be absorbed through the skin. However the ingredients for this jelly are listed as:

PEG 8 , Propylene Glycol , Hydroxypropyl Cellulose , Tocopherol , Fragrance , Niacin

So whoever screwed up in identifying this "hazard".

darch: /wifey is fine with good 'ol regular KY

I'm sorry your wife doesn't get aroused and self lubricates (that is unless you are sticking it up the pooper).

BTW: "K-Y Intense Arousal Gel for Her" is not a lube and shouldn't be used as one.


Bingo!
 
2013-07-11 02:21:08 PM  

darch: If you need "Intense Arousal" gel, you're doing it wrong.

OW! IT BUUUUUURNS!

/wifey is fine with good 'ol regular KY


Mine prefers foreplay...
 
2013-07-11 02:28:11 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: darch: If you need "Intense Arousal" gel, you're doing it wrong.

OW! IT BUUUUUURNS!

/wifey is fine with good 'ol regular KY

Mine prefers foreplay...


Well DUH! That's a given.
 
2013-07-11 02:30:20 PM  
Oh god, my sides! Check out this this review of the product, particularly around the 7:56 mark.
 
2013-07-11 02:38:29 PM  

Zombie Eater: Oh god, my sides! Check out this this review of the product, particularly around the 7:56 mark.


Nibbling the ear lobe, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth.
So we have all these possibilities before we...
...stampede towards the clitoris,
Zombie Eater.
 thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2013-07-11 03:00:10 PM  

HairBolus: non-hazardous methanol

? Methanol is a poison that can be absorbed through the skin. However the ingredients for this jelly are listed as:

PEG 8 , Propylene Glycol , Hydroxypropyl Cellulose , Tocopherol , Fragrance , Niacin

So whoever screwed up in identifying this "hazard".


It's probably considered the "fragrance", but that stuff has menthol in it.  That's the "intense" part.

I'm sure I'd be curious if I found a package drenched in it.
 
2013-07-11 03:31:16 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-11 03:33:29 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-11 04:20:32 PM  
QueenMamaBee:

*check profile*

UK basketball? Is there such a?

Like UK comma basketball or is there really basketball in the UK?
 
2013-07-11 05:49:18 PM  

dahuka: HairBolus: non-hazardous methanol

? Methanol is a poison that can be absorbed through the skin. However the ingredients for this jelly are listed as:

PEG 8 , Propylene Glycol , Hydroxypropyl Cellulose , Tocopherol , Fragrance , Niacin

So whoever screwed up in identifying this "hazard".

It's probably considered the "fragrance", but that stuff has menthol in it.  That's the "intense" part.



I guess you really are as stupid as you seem.
 
2013-07-11 06:26:30 PM  
In other news, postal workers like to rub random mail packages against their genitals.
 
2013-07-11 09:25:07 PM  
Obviously, they had seen the KY Intense Arousal Gel commercials.

i.imgur.com

Sparkly lesbians are a threat to national security.
 
2013-07-12 12:41:53 AM  
Superb headline, Subs ...
 
2013-07-12 12:35:51 PM  
Well, wasn't that slick?
 
2013-07-12 02:12:29 PM  
From the article..

GUNTERSVILLE, AL (WAFF) -

US Postal Service officials have determined the substance that caused an evacuation of the Guntersville post office on Tuesday
.

Am I the only one who read it to say:

GUNTERSVILLE, AL (WAFF) -

US Postal Service officials have determined the substance that caused an ejacuation of the Guntersville post office on Tuesday.
 
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