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(Daily Mail)   Goldfish learns to play soccer, can flop around on the grass with the best of them   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
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2013-07-11 01:16:50 PM  
King Fish of F*ck Island.
 
2013-07-11 01:19:24 PM  
Goldfish trying to eat little ball pushes it across tank.

Fixed that headline for you, subby.
 
2013-07-11 01:23:17 PM  
Bet it can beat the Swaziland national football team all by its self, and with one flipper tied behind its back.
 
2013-07-11 01:23:39 PM  
there seem to be no GIS images for the goldfish at the end of "Epic", and that makes me sad.
 
2013-07-11 01:33:50 PM  

fireclown: there seem to be no GIS images for the goldfish at the end of "Epic", and that makes me sad.


This might cheer you up... How to train your fish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgqMQLxM3c
 
2013-07-11 01:35:39 PM  
And it can play netball. Which makes me wonder how you get the bib on it.
 
2013-07-11 01:43:38 PM  
Those are the fattest soccer players I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-11 01:46:34 PM  
Can the fish flop for more than 3 minutes like a South American striker subby? I don't think so. Also, the magic spray will cryogenically freeze the goldfish. Magic spray is the only known cure for flopping.
 
2013-07-11 01:47:28 PM  

ChipNASA: King Fish of F*ck Island.


i think i like this shortened version better

/i actually chuckled
 
2013-07-11 01:56:47 PM  
I had flipped over to a soccer game one day, having never really paid attention to the sport and I think it was Mexico v. Greece.  After a few minutes I was able to observe a couple of penalty calls.  These guys flop worse than Dwayne Wade.
 
2013-07-12 09:40:44 AM  
The thing about Auratus is they always try to swim it in.
 
2013-07-12 02:55:12 PM  

technoblogical: The thing about Auratus is they always try to swim it in.


Sees what you did there
 
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