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2013-07-11 01:02:03 PM
On the other hand, is your penis.
 
2013-07-11 01:18:42 PM
It's much easier if you remove the seat.

Erm...or so I've been told.
 
2013-07-11 01:35:44 PM

BKITU: On the other hand, is your penis.


awesome
 
2013-07-11 01:37:18 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2013-07-11 01:38:02 PM

BKITU: On the other hand, is your penis.



Are you sure that's not on the gripping hand?
 
2013-07-11 01:38:14 PM
its really not that hard actually.

now eating a sandwhich that has mayo.. driving a car  and masturbating at the same time.. now that my friends is difficulty personified.
 
2013-07-11 01:39:26 PM
That mugshot just screams "I regret nothing!"
 
2013-07-11 01:40:48 PM
 
2013-07-11 01:43:04 PM
51? What's he masturbating? That limp cocktail wiener that stopped working years ago?
 
2013-07-11 01:43:10 PM
'But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth...'
 
2013-07-11 01:43:20 PM

BKITU: On the other hand, is your penis.


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2013-07-11 01:51:50 PM
Sure, on one hand you'd have to have good balance. It's much easier if you're sitting.

/on both hands, it's completely impossible.

//or so I'm told.
 
2013-07-11 01:53:53 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 51? What's he masturbating? That limp cocktail wiener that stopped working years ago?


Aside from his age, you have to laud him for the skill.  Even riding a stationary bike while masturbating is a multitask I think most people would find difficult.
 
2013-07-11 01:55:12 PM
WORST.  CIRQUE.  DU.  SOLEIL.  PERFORMANCE.  EVER.
 
2013-07-11 01:56:09 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Quantum Apostrophe: 51? What's he masturbating? That limp cocktail wiener that stopped working years ago?

Aside from his age, you have to laud him for the skill.  Even riding a stationary bike while masturbating is a multitask I think most people would find difficult.


Moving bikes are easier to balance than stationary ones.
Go ride a bike.
 
2013-07-11 01:58:53 PM
Balance, for me, would be an issue only in one brief, glorious moment of shayne gree laaaa.
 
2013-07-11 01:58:57 PM
Clark Duncan McElresh
Did anyone else think of Michael Clark Duncan for a second?
 
2013-07-11 02:01:19 PM
Just think of the possibilities!!
www.seriousjuggling.com
 
2013-07-11 02:07:56 PM

boarch: Go ride a bike.


No!  Bikes are stupid.
 
2013-07-11 02:12:47 PM

Diogenes: It's much easier if you remove the seat.

Erm...or so I've been told.


There's a video out there of a chick riding a modified bike that has a dildo through the seat and it moves when you pedal. It's pretty funny to watch when she orgasms and almost crashes.
 
2013-07-11 02:13:32 PM
You watch the end of the Tour de France in Paris. They're all doing it.
 
2013-07-11 02:15:24 PM
Sounds like Pee Wee found his bicycle.
 
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2013-07-11 02:25:30 PM
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R.I.P. Great Masturbator
 
2013-07-11 02:27:03 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Diogenes: It's much easier if you remove the seat.

Erm...or so I've been told.

There's a video out there of a chick riding a modified bike that has a dildo through the seat and it moves when you pedal. It's pretty funny to watch when she orgasms and almost crashes.


Well I learned a new word today: Dildo Bike.
 
2013-07-11 02:39:35 PM

Nana's Vibrator: boarch: Go ride a bike.

No!  Bikes are stupid.


Not all of them:
media.treehugger.com

/I for one welcome our new bi-pedal overlords.
 
2013-07-11 02:47:44 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Diogenes: It's much easier if you remove the seat.

Erm...or so I've been told.

There's a video out there of a chick riding a modified bike that has a dildo through the seat and it moves when you pedal. It's pretty funny to watch when she orgasms and almost crashes.


And I'll just google that... BRB

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-11 02:55:59 PM

Sybarite: BKITU: On the other hand, is your penis.


Are you sure that's not on the gripping hand?


Dammit!
/shakes tiny right hands and leaves, satisfied.
//re-reading them now ;)
 
2013-07-11 02:58:35 PM
Well, I was gonna post a flesh light picture from GIS and say something witty.  Then this popped up, and I'm at a loss for words.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-11 03:03:43 PM

sharphead: Well I learned a new word today: Dildo Bike.


If there is one thing I excel at in this world it is being font of porn knowledge
 
2013-07-11 03:06:03 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: IdBeCrazyIf: Diogenes: It's much easier if you remove the seat.

Erm...or so I've been told.

There's a video out there of a chick riding a modified bike that has a dildo through the seat and it moves when you pedal. It's pretty funny to watch when she orgasms and almost crashes.

And I'll just google that... BRB

[i.imgur.com image 216x168]


Girl on a bike, riding with her friend:"How nice, I've never come this way before!"
Her Friend: "Yeah, it's the cobblestones."
 
2013-07-11 03:13:13 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: I for one welcome our new bi-pedal overlords.


Sorry, you're not cool enough to welcome us (not at all safe for work).
 
2013-07-11 04:31:33 PM
They don't call him ' Stroker Ace' for nothing...
 
2013-07-11 04:35:30 PM
It's really not that difficult. If you go fast enough, it will stand up on its own.
 
2013-07-11 04:57:25 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Even riding a stationary bike while masturbating is a multitask I think most people would find difficult.


That is oddly specific. There must be a story there.
 
2013-07-11 05:25:25 PM

Jument: Nana's Vibrator: Even riding a stationary bike while masturbating is a multitask I think most people would find difficult.

That is oddly specific. There must be a story there.


I was thinking of it comparatively - I may or may not have tried many stupid things in my life that involved masturbation under difficult circumstances.  We'll just never know -  I can, however, comparatively tell you that in the past I found it difficult to get proper highway head.  It's a distraction for someone to be doing the head portion while I'm focused on...living.  And that's from a BJ, one of the greatest things one can be offered in the free world.  So I figure if you can balance on a bike and maintain an erection and achieve orgasm, not only should you legally avoid arrest and prosecution, the person you are closest to while you're achieving should be obligated to catch it.  I dream of a society where this is a given result!
 
2013-07-11 07:43:59 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: 51? What's he masturbating? That limp cocktail wiener that stopped working years ago?


I never say anything to your goofy comments in the space threads, but I really have to come to the defense of all the 50+ guys out there who can still get it up, myself included.

/Could easily masturbate while riding a bike.
//The pressure from the seat would be an enhancer of sorts.
 
2013-07-11 08:13:14 PM
Umm, I think that depends if you are male of female. Looks to be pretty easy for women...

Link Totally NSFW

http://goo.gl/JIfxp
 
2013-07-11 09:38:02 PM
IdBeCrazyIf * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-07-11 02:12:47 PM Diogenes: It's much easier if you remove the seat. Erm...or so I've been told.

There's a video out there of a chick riding a modified bike that has a dildo through the seat and it moves when you pedal. It's pretty funny to watch when she orgasms and almost crashes.
=======================================

And you don't share a link?

Bastard!
 
2013-07-12 04:27:19 AM
I'll just leave this here....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekEwNULDFL0
 
2013-07-12 12:22:16 PM

Sybarite: BKITU: On the other hand, is your penis.


Are you sure that's not on the gripping hand?


If you shoot far enough do you think you can put a mote in god's eye?
 
2013-07-12 10:16:28 PM

Mister Buttons: Well, I was gonna post a flesh light picture from GIS and say something witty.  Then this popped up, and I'm at a loss for words.

[i.imgur.com image 425x250]


...and my muppet fetish can finally be explored.
 
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