SN1987a goes boom: I think Darwin is calling this bird home.
EkimProx: I hate how the mainstream media like Fox, CNN and MSNBC don't cover important stories like this one.
Mikey1969: I didn't have a bird stuck in
red5ish: Mikey1969: I didn't have a bird stuck inI have you favorited as a condescending cracker ass. I may have made a mistake but you did something at sometime that made me classify you that way. Now I've got you on condescending cracker ass watch. Consider yourself informed.
Sybarite: Kite eating tree?
Mister Buttons: [i.imgur.com image 624x474]
Chinchillazilla: SN1987a goes boom: I think Darwin is calling this bird home.Not its fault. Birds haven't had much time to evolve the ability to deal with litter.
brantgoose: Mister Buttons: [i.imgur.com image 624x474][i.imgur.com image 624x474]Opus: Haaaalp! Somebody took my ladder.Bring a ladder and an anchovy and squid pizza.I'm literally starving up here!When I was a student in Europe I saw a sea food pizza. It was literally a pizza with squid. Apart from the Neopolitan original, the Europeans make some lousy pizzas. My roomie on another trip to Europe ordered a caper pizza. That's what he got. A pizza with about half a bottle of capers on it. NOTHING but capers.With the exception of some Italians, Americans make the best pizza and forget about arguing whether it is Chicago-style or New York style. That is a question of appetite. If you are a fat pig you need a Chicago-style pizza and if you are svelte and willing to pay more per square inch than you paid for your closet-sized apartment, then you want a New York thin-crust pizza.I used to make pizzas from scratch with a lovely thick crust, but I prefer something lighter. I can only eat a maximum of two slices of ordinary pizza.But I digress. Kite-eating trees don't eat pizzas. Neither do pandas, as the whingers who complained about Fran Leibowitz's children's book pointed out pedantically. I love Fran Leibowitz but the lazy b***** doesn't write any more books it seems.
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