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(New York Daily News)   Pilot that crashed plane in San Francisco claims he was blinded by a light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night   (nydailynews.com) divider line 185
    More: Asinine, San Francisco, Chesley Sullenberger, Asiana Airlines, regional airliner, Chuck Schumer  
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2013-07-11 01:01:14 PM
She said lasers have not been ruled out.

oregonstate.edu
 
2013-07-11 01:06:30 PM
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, 
the Triple Seven crashed to the ground
 
2013-07-11 01:07:07 PM
burrsh*t
 
2013-07-11 01:13:48 PM
That sucks, Mann.
 
2013-07-11 01:16:21 PM
BS excuse. Video shows a very long sequence of him coming in too slow, and if he couldn't see, the other pilots could, and would have said something like "Dude, you're about to hit that rock wall" (in Korean of course). Just say you f*cked up and accept your punishment. Two people died.
 
2013-07-11 01:18:02 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

All I can say is that I'm glad the plane didn't hit the seawall, or they definitely all would have been singing the dolphin through.
 
2013-07-11 01:18:03 PM

dahmers love zombie: That sucks, Mann.


i.telegraph.co.uk
Frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2013-07-11 01:22:40 PM
Great one Subby.

Headline of the year material.
 
2013-07-11 01:24:27 PM
No, it's "Ripped up like a douche you're gonna throw away tonight."

/only sketch I remember from that one show
//can't even remember what that show was now
 
2013-07-11 01:30:40 PM
Looks like his pooch did a runner in the night?
 
2013-07-11 01:30:53 PM
Submitter: ...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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Actually, its "racked up like a douche, I got a rubber-ended knife."
 
2013-07-11 01:36:24 PM
Did little early pearly come by in his curly-wurly and ask him if he needed a ride?
 
2013-07-11 02:02:52 PM
Are you sure that's what he said?
 
2013-07-11 02:05:31 PM
Well, in all fairness, his mama always told him not to look into the eye of the sun.  This despite his protestations that that's where the fun is.
 
2013-07-11 02:07:11 PM
Go-kart Mozart was checking out the altitude chart
to see if it was safe on-glide.
 
2013-07-11 02:07:29 PM
Gang-kuk, a 46-year-old pilot with 35 hours of experience flying a Boeing 777, was landing the big jet for his first time at the airport. He was paired with Lee Jeong-Min, a trainer making his first trip as an instructor pilot.

What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-07-11 02:07:29 PM
Now let's get this straight.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-11 02:07:42 PM
Wait, why didn't biatching betty come on?

Reminds me of the audio recording from another Asian airline that crashed into the side of a mountain.  In the audio you could hear biatching betty saying "pull up, pull up, pull up"  and one of the pilots said to the other one in Chinese, "what is "pull up"?"  Then silence as everyone dies.
 
2013-07-11 02:08:04 PM

bdub77: She said lasers have not been ruled out.


Saw an interview this morning and she said the pilot specifically stated it wasn't a laser, just a flash of light.
 
2013-07-11 02:08:06 PM

jake_lex: No, it's "Ripped up like a douche you're gonna throw away tonight."

/only sketch I remember from that one show
//can't even remember what that show was now


three dead trolls in a baggie.
 
2013-07-11 02:08:13 PM
Theoretically, if it is shown that it was amateur hour in the cockpit, can the pilots be charged with manslaughter?
 
2013-07-11 02:08:44 PM
Didn't realize Asian eyes could be brinded
 
2013-07-11 02:08:54 PM
Hellooo NTSB Chairwoman Deborah Hersman!
assets.nydailynews.com

//hot like the link
 
2013-07-11 02:09:02 PM

Somacandra: Submitter: ...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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Actually, its "racked up like a douche, I got a rubber-ended knife."


No it's "Revved up like a douche, with a boner in the night."
 
2013-07-11 02:09:54 PM

Somacandra: Submitter: ...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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Actually, its "racked up like a douche, I got a rubber-ended knife."


Wrong.

It's Wrapped up like a dude with a boner in the night...
 
2013-07-11 02:09:55 PM
I submitted this with a similar headline too late, using a link that was rejected eight hours before

/not bitter
//much
///subby's headline is better anyhow
 
2013-07-11 02:10:01 PM
Pilot 1: ' I can't see. Rets continue the approach'
Pilot 2: '..........'

Even IF, he lost sight of the runway because of this 'light', he is at fault for continuing the approach. If the Check Airman (instructor pilot) took over and continued, then he is the one at fault. Actually, the Check Airman is at fault no matter what. No matter how you look at this, it all boils down to piss poor decision making combined with bad airmanship. You should be able to fly a simple visual approach to a displaced threshold, and to allow the plane to get as slow as they did......
 
2013-07-11 02:10:07 PM

dahmers love zombie: That sucks, Mann.


+1

Can't work any more until I've played the tune, off to YT.
 
2013-07-11 02:10:21 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Well, in all fairness, his mama always told him not to look into the eye of the sun.  This despite his protestations that that's where the fun is.


That's where they expect it least.
 
2013-07-11 02:10:39 PM
Bullshiat excuse.  If you're flying a visual approach and your vision becomes obstructed at 500ft AGL, you apply power immediately and execute the missed approach procedure.  You do not continue descending to 200ft AGL and then belatedly decide to apply power once you realise you're going to scrape the gear off on the sea wall.
 
2013-07-11 02:10:46 PM

ChipNASA: Somacandra: Submitter: ...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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Actually, its "racked up like a douche, I got a rubber-ended knife."

No it's "Revved up like a douche, with a boner in the night."


DAMMIT CHIP!
 
2013-07-11 02:14:50 PM
Let me guess - his check is also in the mail, and the dog ate his homework?
 
2013-07-11 02:14:53 PM
 
2013-07-11 02:15:31 PM

BeatrixK: Let me guess - his check is also in the mail, and the dog ate his homework?


Yeah. But he said he'll pay you back when he gets his taxes.
 
2013-07-11 02:15:43 PM
Submitted with the same headline.
/ Yea me.
 
2013-07-11 02:16:39 PM

megarian: ChipNASA: Somacandra: Submitter: ...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

-

Actually, its "racked up like a douche, I got a rubber-ended knife."

No it's "Revved up like a douche, with a boner in the night."

DAMMIT CHIP!


Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night.
 
2013-07-11 02:17:04 PM

Walker: BS excuse. Video shows a very long sequence of him coming in too slow, and if he couldn't see, the other pilots could, and would have said something like "Dude, you're about to hit that rock wall" (in Korean of course). Just say you f*cked up and accept your punishment. Two people died.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Airlines_Flight_2#The_.22Asoh_def en se.22
 
2013-07-11 02:18:17 PM
Whatever the lyrics he definitely clearly enunciates 'douche'.
 
2013-07-11 02:18:25 PM

highbrow45: megarian: ChipNASA: Somacandra: Submitter: ...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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Actually, its "racked up like a douche, I got a rubber-ended knife."

No it's "Revved up like a douche, with a boner in the night."

DAMMIT CHIP!

Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night.


Stacked up like some boobies on a lady of the night?
 
2013-07-11 02:18:29 PM

megarian: Somacandra: Submitter: ...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

-

Actually, its "racked up like a douche, I got a rubber-ended knife."

Wrong.

It's Wrapped up like a dude with a boner in the night...


No, it's: wrapped up like a douche, another roamer in the night...
 
2013-07-11 02:18:55 PM
Bull.  farking.  shiat.

I suppose the other 3 pilots saw this blinding light?  Eh? eh?  No?

fark man... just accept that you ruined yourself through carelessness and move on with your life.  Go fly prop planes in Alaska or whatever the fark you need to do... but dont start making shiat up.
 
2013-07-11 02:19:41 PM

FullMetalPanda: Wait, why didn't biatching betty come on?


The airplane was in a proper landing configuration (*not attitude, but config) and they were not necessarily descending at too fast of a vertical speed... Betty thought the pilots were getting ready to touch down, so she kept her byoitch mouth shut. That said, the stick shaker did kick in, who is Betty's associate when things start moving a little too slowly...
 
2013-07-11 02:21:42 PM

deanis: megarian: Somacandra: Submitter: ...revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

-

Actually, its "racked up like a douche, I got a rubber-ended knife."

Wrong.

It's Wrapped up like a dude with a boner in the night...

No, it's: wrapped up like a douche, another roamer in the night...


No no no.

"Your dog laid a duece, now I'll shoot him. That's my right."
 
2013-07-11 02:22:43 PM
Ha. *deuce. But thanks, autocorrect.
 
2013-07-11 02:24:17 PM
In his defense, that is where the fun is.
 
2013-07-11 02:24:40 PM
Seriously? That's what he's going with?

Good luck with that.
 
2013-07-11 02:24:53 PM

millsapian87: Hellooo NTSB Chairwoman Deborah Hersman!
[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x416]

//hot like the link


More like hello NTSB Chairwoman Robin Scherbatsky.
 
2013-07-11 02:25:22 PM
Cue the government banning all light emitting/reflecting devices around airports....
 
2013-07-11 02:25:35 PM
As someone who has used a laser that could potentially blind pilots in an aircraft, I'm calling BS.  Everybody in that cockpit would've seen it as it would likely diffract and blind them all.
 
2013-07-11 02:25:40 PM
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Blinded by the light
ripped up like douche
another pilot in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
pilot in the summer with a union rep
 
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