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(Philly.com)   Turtle causes three-car crash   (philly.com) divider line 43
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2869 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2013 at 1:56 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-11 12:21:57 PM  
Flipping got a ticket for careless driving.


500hats.typepad.com
 
2013-07-11 12:50:47 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-11 12:54:01 PM  
Turtles can't drive worth a damn
 
2013-07-11 01:14:10 PM  
Damn you, McConnell.
 
2013-07-11 01:58:43 PM  
Blue shell?
 
2013-07-11 02:00:46 PM  
In for McConnell reference.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-11 02:01:21 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-11 02:02:19 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-11 02:03:03 PM  
trying to get the new Fukijama sneakers, no doubt.
 
2013-07-11 02:03:35 PM  
The Great and Powerful Turtle?

images.wikia.com
 
2013-07-11 02:10:06 PM  
I swerved to miss a turtle yesterday.  Damned near clipped a car doing it.
When are they going to start putting in Turtle Crossing signs so they know where to cross?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-11 02:13:38 PM  
Get off the god damn roadway, there aren't any donors there...

4.bp.blogspot.com

you farking twat.
 
2013-07-11 02:16:25 PM  
The cars were obviously Happier Together
 
2013-07-11 02:18:17 PM  
That's weird.  I RTFA and the turtle didn't get a ticket, some dumbass who couldn't drive did.  I guess I missed the subtext and this is another example of police corruption and Green Privilege.
 
2013-07-11 02:19:22 PM  
The first time I ever drove a car, I was fourteen and we were on a farm. My dad let me drive for a little ways. I was going about three miles an hour and saw a turtle in the road. I remember thinking Okay, there's a turtle, do not hit the turtle, he's just minding his own business, don't hit the turtle DON'T HIT THE TURTLE and then I ran off the road. Turtle survived, but my driving confidence did not.
 
2013-07-11 02:25:58 PM  
I squashed a turtle.
 
2013-07-11 02:26:08 PM  
What about the people who went through the billboard??
 
2013-07-11 02:29:44 PM  

id10ts: I swerved to miss a turtle yesterday.  Damned near clipped a car doing it.
When are they going to start putting in Turtle Crossing signs so they know where to cross?


I don't think we have a deal with the turtles...yet.
 
2013-07-11 02:33:49 PM  
Yes it's totally the turtles fault someone was tailgating or not paying attention and ran into the car in front of them.
 
2013-07-11 02:42:49 PM  
They do need to look both ways when they cross...

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WGJ
2013-07-11 02:49:56 PM  
whatscookingamerica.net

You'd stop for 1 of these too.
 
2013-07-11 02:50:55 PM  
We need to establish why Leon wasn't helping.
 
2013-07-11 02:59:45 PM  

Fark_A_Chicken: What about the people who went through the billboard??


A hedgehog was also killed.
 
2013-07-11 03:03:58 PM  
Hellllllllllllllllllp Mr. Wizard!

Twizzle Twazzle Twozzle Twome, time for this one to come home!
 
2013-07-11 03:20:50 PM  
Hope springs a turtle.
 
2013-07-11 03:22:53 PM  
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2013-07-11 03:25:11 PM  
Fark Turtles.

/There, I said it.
 
2013-07-11 04:04:14 PM  
You bet your sweet ass I am!
 
2013-07-11 04:22:32 PM  
One driver's name is Pagan

One car is an Infiniti driven by Flipping

So a Flipping Infiniti came to Pagan. Usually people try to convince a pagan to believe in Infiniti
 
2013-07-11 04:30:10 PM  

ChipNASA: Fark Turtles.

/There, I said it.


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
 
2013-07-11 04:31:58 PM  

guestguy: ChipNASA: Fark Turtles.

/There, I said it.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!


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2013-07-11 05:02:01 PM  
Came looking for a reference to 'Dexter's Laboratory's "Mock 5" episode, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-07-11 05:22:07 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Came looking for a reference to 'Dexter's Laboratory's "Mock 5" episode, leaving disappointed.


Bye
 
2013-07-11 05:23:24 PM  
It's nice to be kind to little innocent animals, but you also have to be aware of your own environment as a human. In other words, don't get another person killed just because you're letting a cute little thing pass by.
 
2013-07-11 05:26:45 PM  
Dominique? Must be French.

Attention aux Escargots!!!
 
2013-07-11 06:09:23 PM  
zombiesruineverything.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-11 06:11:19 PM  
There are a couple of highways near my house that run through suburban areas. This is not in the country. But there happen to be numerous ponds near by and I've seen geese stop traffic so many friggen times. The whole family crosses fours lanes of traffic and if you honk, they just don't move. People always talk about it and say not to slam on your brakes if someone is behind you. Yeah, I really shouldn't have to be scared to slam on my brakes because some asshole is tailgating me and might just rear end me and send me flying into a billboard.
 
2013-07-11 06:51:13 PM  
Was it a slow Turtle?


i42.tinypic.com

/ ATT kids commercials are funny
 
2013-07-11 08:14:28 PM  
I've said it before, and I'll say it again

MAN I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!
 
2013-07-11 08:58:08 PM  
BOOYASHAKA

Look it up on Urban Dictionary and the new show gets creepy fast.
 
2013-07-11 11:38:00 PM  
Live Action!
 
2013-07-11 11:56:08 PM  
Make way for turtles, man.
 
2013-07-12 04:21:46 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Wanted for questioning
 
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